GREETINGS TO ALL ON MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!

Due to some technical difficulties today we are unable to post our military/America-themed photos. We are planning a late Memorial Day in the Playhouse for Wednesday! As I just wrote inside the Playhouse every day should be a Memorial Day of sorts anyhow.

God Bless all our current and departed troops who have served or are serving our country.

-- XXOO Tanya

INSULT and INJURY in the Playhouse!!!

Taylor Wane broke into my house. She was dressed in stockings and lingerie so I naturally assumed that she was there to make sexual advances on me. I was wrong. She coolly informed me that she was really pawing through my nighttable to try and find some stuff that she thought I had stolen from her! I still believed she wanted me until she revealed that she was only wearing sexy lingerie in case the police were called and she needed to seduce them. What a bitch!!! When she saw my hurt feelings and indignation she just laughed at me and told me I wasn't woman enough for her anyways. A vicious breast battle was the upshot of this situation. Please enter the Playhouse to witness me seeking vengeance against the Brit bitch.......

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

You may have noticed that the last four or so Photos of the Day (POTDs) here on the front page have been washed-out old pix. They were all Polaroids taken for magazine shoots a few or more years ago. Today's POTD was taken during a shoot for Playboy's "Sexy Girl Next Door." Yesterday's POTD was taken during a shoot for "Leg Action" magazine.

Why use these old photos? I figured that I may as well put them in my personal website scrapbook before they completely fade into obscurity (literally). Polaroids have a way of doing that.

Today in the Playhouse there is a gorgeous military-themed photoset featuring the exotic, sexy, raven-haired Celeste. As always, my thoughts are with our US troops stationed all over the world during these times of political strife. God Bless all of you!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Friday's striptease in front of the fire is the fulfillment of a Playhouse member request! Thanks, Art, for the idea!! Please keep them coming..................

-- XXOO Tanya

This is tremendous:


> Anniversary Gifts
>
> A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
> gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man
> says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes
> Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
> The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like
> the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz
> to take it back."
>
> The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then
> proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my
> wife a pair of slippers and a dildo." With a confused
> and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you
> buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well,
> in case she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck
> herself."

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Wouldn't it be an NCAA violation to purposely shove your ass in your opponent's face during a wrestling match? I think it would be. Do you think the members of the US wrestling team will be using that tactic during competition in Athens? No. Remember the Soviet machine that churned out medal-winning athletes by the dozen? Would they have stooped to such a level? No. Face-sitting is down and dirty combat. Purposely depriving your opponent of air with your crotch is about as depraved as you can get. It's a domination/humiliation tactic I love to use. So does Taylor St. Claire. Maybe that's why we lock horns so often. Photos from our most recent tussle are included in Tuesday's catfight update. Please check them out.

You will also find Kyla Luciano gleefully straddling the flushed, purple-veined face of her male opponent. Need I say more??

All photographic evidence was graciously provided by www.straddleproductions.com. Full-length videos of the action are available at www.straddleproductions.com!!

-- XXOO Tanya

MAY 20--Faced with a whopping $28,021 bill from a Manhattan strip
joint, a business executive has filed a lawsuit claiming that he was
grossly overcharged for a recent lap dance and Champagne bacchanal.
In a State Supreme Court lawsuit, a copy of which you'll find below,
Mitchell Blaser alleges that he is being swindled by Scores, Gotham's
leading gentlemen's club. Blaser, 53, was partying with a pal last
December and racking up the lap dances and very pricey bubbly (he
expected an American Express bill in the two grand range). But the
club says that Blaser ran up the 28k tab by ordering five magnums of
Clos Du Mesnil Champagne, at $3,200 a bottle, and partaking in
hundreds of $20 lap dances. Scores contends that Blaser, chief
financial officer for the American division of the giant Swiss Re
insurance outfit, signed receipts for every purchase.
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I was really drunk the last time I went shopping at the mall and I feel I was grossly overcharged. I'm suing.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,
Please go to the "Merchandise" section in the toolbar above to find links to my ***CURRENT AUCTIONS*** !!!!

--XXOO Tanya

**** SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ****

Are you interested in a custom video? Please access my "Custom Video" page by clicking on "Videos" in the toolbar above.

Our SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT tonight is in regards to our new REDUCED PRICING available to those of you interested in custom wrestling/catfight/boxing videos!!! Please keep in mind that we have access to a full-size boxing ring and spacious University of Iowa wrestling mats for all wrestling/catfight/boxing videos.

Cameraman Mike Raffone will provide all details and pricing information. His e-mail is cuelvideo@hotmail.com.

Have a great night!!

-- XXOO Tanya

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Hello,
Francesca Le and I have tangled before. One of our previous altercations is documented in my Playhouse. Why were we feuding AGAIN last night? Because we both wanted to wear the same dress. She literally tried to rip it right out of my hands. She was like a trailer-trash housewife fighting over the sales rack at Wal-Mart. That's what I told her. She called me a white-trash shithead. White-trash shithead? I was pondering her weird insult when she drove her black motorcycle boot into my stomach. Things spiralled downward very quickly from there. Who ended up wearing the dress in question? Please enter my Playhouse to find out.......

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello again,
I was just rereading my post of a few minutes ago:

"Two blondes with big racks are in a dungeon. Yep, it's
Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) and Power Girl, the latter of whom is still
being held against her will and defiled. She plots her
escape as the nefarious Catwoman desecrates her body
with nipple clamps and sodomizes her with a rubber
cock...................."

This is probably inappropriate humor, but in looking at those words a punchline popped into my head: "Wait, is Power Girl an Iraqi prisoner??"

I most likely should not post this, but I can always delete it later.....

Anyways, I'm sure you can tell from my posts over the past year and a half that I LOVE OUR TROOPS!! God Bless all of you.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Two blondes with big racks are in a dungeon. Yep, it's
Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) and Power Girl, the latter of whom is still
being held against her will and defiled. She plots her
escape as the nefarious Catwoman desecrates her body
with nipple clamps and sodomizes her with a rubber
cock. To be sure, Catwoman is a cut above the average
dominatrix. It would take more than the typical
manhating bitch to lure Power Girl into her lair and
entrap her in this predicament. Catwoman has a plan.
We don't know what it is yet, but it appears that the
elusive Wonder Boy figures into the scheme. Wonder Boy
is Power Girl's nephew. "Forced incest" is not a term
that we even want to contemplate, but with Catwoman at
the helm during this campaign of terror..........

Please check inside my Playhouse to sate your morbid curiousity and figure out the purpose of this whole plot-driven superheroine drama. You dirty perv. (Hehe!)

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,
I'm getting ready for work today. Lots of coverage about the abuse of Iraqi war prisoners is on the radio. Not that anyone cares about my political views, but I did want to take a moment to write a word in support of our soldiers.

It's not possible for anyone to condone the instances of abuse. In a perfect world there would be no abuse, but in a perfect world there would be no war. Yesterday I saw a red SUV driving on the street with a hand-printed sign reminding fellow drivers of the bodies of Americans that were burned and paraded through the streets of Iraq. Two wrongs don't make a right, but our soldiers are under unimaginable pressure during wartime. Particularly with images of desecrated American bodies lingering in their minds. It would be impossible for our country to maintain uniformly humane treatment in the prison camps. That does not excuse servicemen who have gone way too far with the abuse. I'm not sure how they should be punished, but I fail to be outraged by the accounts of mistreatment that I have heard. That is a harsh statement, but war is very ugly. I can't even imagine the extent of the daily horrors our troops are facing. Even the best among them could potentially succumb to a depraved impulse.

Action by top military officials should be taken to curb the abuses, but all of us sitting comfortably at home need to keep in mind that our soldiers are only human and some horrible transgressions are bound to occur during wartime. I know that just about all Americans are proud of our military and keep them in our hearts in this difficult time. God Bless all of you.

-- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,
I've always hated "Barbie Doll" comments. Like when Mercedes Ashley said, "People only want Barbie Dolls so they can play with their bodies and do what they want with them." That was mean. Mercedes and I both do porno and she had announced that she would be the dominant woman in our scene. I said, "I'll show you who's DOMINANT, bitch!! Are you ready to see what a 'Barbie Doll' can do?!!" Then she drove her knee into my eye socket. I suppose the battle was pretty much over for me as I struggled to maintain consciousness and fell to the floor. That didn't stop Mercedes from submitting me to numerous incapacitating wrestling holds, levelling more blows at my head, mauling my breasts, and mangling my pussy lips. Long afterward, as I lay dazed and defeated on the industrial carpet (where WAS I anyways?), I remembered hearing over the years that some of those Puerto Rican girls do have fiery tempers..........

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I am sitting here working on the computer and listening to the radio. It is really bothering me to hear various political figures and members of the press denouncing and condemning US and British soldiers for their treatment of prisoners of war. Should our troops be abusing their prisoners? No, of course not, but we are at WAR.

I've never been to war so I'm talking out my ass but, still, common sense and emotion tells me that it would be impossible for our military to completely refrain from tormenting those enemies responsible for the deaths and wounding of fellow soldiers.

Would I want to be subjected to inhumane treatment if I were a prisoner of war? Of course not, but I would probably feel lucky if I was only beaten or ridiculed.

Yes, tough talk from someone who is sitting in the comfort of her own home. I do always feel unworthy of commenting on the plight of soldiers at war. However, I wanted to post this because I feel SO STRONGLY that our troops should NOT be excoriated in the media for these acts which must be inevitable in wartime.

My thoughts and prayers are with all the Allied troops serving our countries in this war. I think most Americans are with me on that. God Bless all of you.

-- XXOO Tanya

SEXUAL SADISM!!!!!!!

Can you see the look of shock coupled with rage on Power Girl's face?? Well, look under April 30 in the "What's New" box to your right and you can. Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) has sunk to previously unimagined depths of depravity this week. How much longer can Power Girl survive the torment? Will the nipple clamps be the instruments of her undoing? Will the large, black phallic object be the coup de grace? Did any of her Superheroine predecessors ever have to deal with any of this????????

-- XXOO Tanya

If these guys get caught they will be wishing that they had tried to mug just about ANYONE else:


Supreme Court Justice Souter Assaulted

1 hour, 5 minutes ago



WASHINGTON - Supreme Court Justice David Souter suffered minor injuries when a group of young men assaulted him as he jogged on a city street, a court spokeswoman said Saturday.


The attack occurred about 9 p.m. Friday, court spokeswoman Kathy Arberg said.


Supreme Court police took Souter, 64, to a Washington hospital, where he was examined and released about 1 a.m. Saturday, Arberg said. She did not detail his injuries except to say they were minor.


Souter was not robbed, Arberg said.


She gave no other details about the assault, or about any police investigation or arrests.


Metropolitan Police Dept. spokesman Sgt. Joe Gentile refused to comment. A spokeswoman for Washington Hospital Center also would not talk about the incident because of privacy rules.


Souter was running alone when he was attacked. He lives in a city neighborhood not far from the Supreme Court building on Capitol Hill, but it was unclear whether the assault occurred near his home.


Souter is among the youngest justices and is a regular jogger.


He is not the first justice to be injured while exercising. Justice Stephen Breyer was thrown from his bicycle several years ago and suffered minor injuries.


Souter was named to the bench by the first President Bush in 1990.

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A number of years ago I was jogging in Pittsburgh when a man nearby pointed to another jogger and said: "Look, there's the Mayor!"
A number of other people around noticed him as well. The Mayor of Pittsburgh was jogging with 1 or 2 other people, neither of whom looked bodyguard-ish. It kind of surprised me that he would just be out jogging in the afternoon like anyone else. Particularly in Pittsburgh.

-- XXOO Tanya