Saturday, July 31, 2004

Hello,

I just wanted to drop a quick note to all the Playhouse members tonight, but the Playhouse bulletin board seems to be unreachable (?) at this moment. Today I had a wonderful day shooting with hot, sexy, busty Misty Knights and all of the footage will be seen here soon!!

Right now I am departing for Central California where I will be spending a few days. I'm not sure if I'll have computer access there or not. If not, I will be back here on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

-- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,

Longtime Playhouse members may remember the "Pink Pop" photo gallery that was just added today to my archive site www.jackoffland.com. It was shot in an empty house in Pacific Palisades while I was heavily medicated. Marcus the photographer has some photos of me from that day where I actually fell asleep on the floor while we were shooting.

I had walking pneumonia and was on antibiotics that made me want to sleep all the time. Ironically, the photos turned out pretty well. The reason I needed to shoot that day was because the Playhouse was practically brand-new and I had almost run out of content.

New in the Playhouse itself today is my rant on the bulletin board about models who are petty, competitive, and stupid. It felt good to vent my spleen-hehe..

Have a great day!

-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Good evening,

Tomorrow's update is one that I am very much looking forward to. It will feature my friend Jake "Baby Shark" Moody who is conveniently out of town right now. He can voice no objection to my broadcasting of his first amateur fight which took place locally at a semi-underground event here in Los Angeles last weekend.

Please check out the Playhouse tomorrow to see "Baby Shark's" grand debut.

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Good evening,

My friend Cherokee came over last night on the pretext that she wanted to help me out. She had seen last Tuesday's photos of Kim Chambers and myself battling on my site here. Cherokee told me she wanted to show me a few moves that I could use the next time I got into a fight. I pointed out that a 4'11 doll such as herself really needn't worry about such things as fighting, particularly since someone of her size was only equipped to take on a kindergartener or an age-shrunken Alzheimer's patient, and that I really didn't need to learn any new moves anyways. She pointed out that an aging fatso like me better learn to bust a few new moves, particularly since I looked like I was stuck in a time warp with my bleached hair and overly large breast implants, and that I was a tacky slob who evidently hadn't changed my dress since I fought Kim Chambers. As soon as her words registered I grabbed two handfuls of her hair and prepared to subject her to the worst torment of her life. Suffice it to say that Cherokee was much stronger and more vengeful than previously anticipated, and that neither of us wears underwear. The photos in the Playhouse will tell the rest of the story.

-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 26, 2004

Good afternoon,

Today's new gallery in the Playhouse is suffused with whiteness, fluffiness, and light. Was I floating on a cloud in heaven? No. I was inside a bastion of celebrity-stalking foreign tourists. It's in Hollywood (maybe West Hollywood?) and it's called the Mondrian Hotel. One of my friends likes to refer to it as "Disneyland on the Gaza Strip." If you've been to the place then you know why.

I look quite happy in the photos. That's because photographer Gucci Lamour (www.guccigirls.com) and I vomited in the lobby together when we found out that was where we were shooting. Then we locked the door to our little white room behind us and all of a sudden it seemed funny that the powers-that-be had booked the shoot there.

-- XXOO Tanya
McAfee Names Worst Viruses

Mon Jul 26, 6:00 AM ET


Stephen Lawson, IDG News Service

A rivalry between the creators of the Netsky and Bagle viruses helped cause a dramatic increase in threats in the first half of the year, but the most serious was Download.Ject, a Trojan horse program that exploited a vulnerability in Microsoft Internet Explorer, according to McAfee.

• Viruses Target IM
• RIAA Web Site Gets Doomed
• Symantec Details Net Threats
• New Attack Follows Mydoom
• Zipped Files Can Zap Antivirus Apps
 

McAfee's Anti-virus and Vulnerability Emergency Response Team (AVERT) ranks Exploit-MhtRedir.gen, also known as Download.Ject or Scob, as the top threat because it was used in a high number of attacks against both corporations and consumers. It also took advantage of the widely-used IE browser, and was a new type of threat, says Vincent Gullotto, AVERT vice president.


AVERT is releasing a list of the ten biggest malicious threats in the first half of this year. For the first time, the company considered not just the prevalence of the threat in terms of reports from end users, but also special circumstances, Gullotto says. Those include whether the threat hit corporations, whether it represented a new approach, and whether a patch was available for it. The Netsky-Bagle rivalry is another factor.

Deadliest Threats


About 60 percent of all the malicious threats tracked by AVERT are what McAfee calls Potentially Unwanted Programs, giving customers the chance to decide whether they want to keep the software. These include adware and spyware, which may even be legitimate programs but end up on a system without the user's knowing consent, Gullotto says. Reports of such programs are increasing both because the software is growing more prevalent and because McAfee has added more reporting capabilities for it, he adds.


Here are McAfee's top ten threats of the year so far:

..................Wait, hold on a minute. Doesn't publishing a list of the "top ten, deadliest viruses" just feed right into the motivation of the people who create these viruses anyways? Why don't they just hold an awards ceremony for these viruses and their creators?

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, July 25, 2004

Good morning,

As you may have noticed, there are always over 25 wrestling, boxing, or catfighting related photo galleries and video clips in my Playhouse. I update weekly with footage from my various conflicts. Sometimes I think that I shouldn't provide all this evidence of my violent nature. The truth is that I don't hate everyone who antagonizes me- I just have issues I need to work out with them. And, by the way, I'm never the one who starts the battle. I'm content to live my quiet life until someone provokes me. At this moment you can view my efforts at dispute resolution with Taylor Wane, Taylor St. Claire, Mercedes Ashley, Shay Sights, Vanessa Blue, Francesca Le, Shannan Leigh, Venus Delight, Katrina Rosebud, Goldie, Christine Dupree, Kim Chambers, Jewell Marceau, Stacy Burke, and others inside my Playhouse. I believe that one should always strive to handle disagreement in the most effective way possible.

-- XXOO Tanya
Good evening,

Why did I sleep in until 6PM today? It had something to do with my friend Jake (AKA "Baby Shark") who participated in some underground amateur fights last night. Please read my account of the evening on the Playhouse bulletin board!

Speaking of fighting...there is a vintage, boxing-themed video clip just added today at my archive site www.jackoffland.com. I call it vintage because it was one of the first, if not THE first, video clips that ever appeared in the Playhouse.

I hope everyone is having a great weekend!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 23, 2004

Good afternoon,

There is a new installment of my stretching video in the Playhouse today. Those of you into naked women demonstrating their flexibility should check it out! Also, there was a question about today's Photo of the Day on the Playhouse bulletin board, so if you like bondage/S&M you can read my response and also locate numerous videosof that genre in my Pay-per-View Theatre.

If you have a moment and a finger-tap to spare please click on my link to Top100 Catfights.com so I can move on up in the rankings. I'm eager to attract more catfight/wrestling fans so I can provide even more of those galleries/videos than I already do. Right now I have one catfight or wrestling update a week, but I'd love to do more!!

Have a great Friday!

-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Good evening,

I just got home and enjoyed today's HOT new gallery of Tanya James and her lucky male counterpart!! Don't want to spoil any surprises, but at least a few of those 70 photos feature a nice hot load of cum all over Tanya's incredible ass...mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I love it when beautiful women have the same name as I do. Maybe I get extra traffic here on my site when fans of other Tanyas end up here accidentally. You know how those search engines are. Tanya James, Tanya Roberts, Tawny Roberts (close enough), Tonya Knight (anyone remember her?), Tanya Taylor, Tawny Kitaen (did you see her mugshot?)..............

Anyways, please check out GORGEOUS Tanya James tonight! Also inside the Playhouse this evening are details of my shoot today with VCA director Jim Holliday and his numerous sexy women on set...........

-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Good evening,

Please check out the Playhouse bulletin board tonight to see my genius computer animation that re-creates the state of my household ever since I brought my new kitten home this afternoon!

-- XXOO Tanya
Good afternoon,

My friend Joe sent this to me a little while ago. This is pretty funny:



YOU GOTTA LOVE THE MARINES


Marines Answer to Gun Control

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the
radio the other
day and you have to read his reply to the lady who
interviewed him
concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you
feel about gun
laws you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It
is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female
broadcaster and
US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things
are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing,
archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on
the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a
terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're
not one....... are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Good morning,

New in the Playhouse today is footage from an unpleasant videotaped encounter. Kim and I are in the same business and happen to live in the same town so we got together at her place to shoot a little porno. I wanted to turn on some soft music to "get in the mood," but she refused to let me. Only later did I learn the significance of that. Turns out she had her tacky red living room equipped with legions of webcams so she could tape all of her unwitting visitors! There must have been $5000 worth of camera equipment hidden behind $10 worth of flea market furnishings. She didn't want music on because it would distort the sound quality of her secret recordings. What a cunt! Things quickly turned ugly when I discovered her dirty trickery. They got even uglier when we embarked upon an all-out, no-holds-barred, hair pulling, breast clawing, crotch grabbing, kicking, hitting, screaming contest of wills.

You don't even want to view these photos unless you're a fan of savage, ghetto-caliber fighting. It's not pretty.

-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 19, 2004

Good morning,

There's a sparkly new gallery in the Playhouse this morning. I described the circumstances surrounding the shoot on the Playhouse bulletin board. To tell the truth I had to stare at it a moment before I could place where it came from, but it was shot by a talented photographer friend of mine during the filming of a video.

Have a great day!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Good evening,

Following RIGHT on the heels of my post yesterday on the Playhouse bulletin board was a mildly amusing turn of events. Yesterday I basically admitted in writing that I am perhaps not the most reliable model in the world. It's not a well-kept secret. I have bad (self-created) karma in that department so today it did not surprise me at all when I drove into the San Fernando Valley, arrived at the location, and then found out my shoot was cancelled.

I just mention it because I was discussing that very subject yesterday so it was kind of funny. You can read the details on the Playhouse bulletin board.

On a happy note though, I did shoot a beautiful bondage gallery for the Playhouse today AND obtained a H-O-T-T-T video of GORGEOUS Lonnie Adams which will be in the Playhouse soon too!!!

-- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,

I used the Playhouse bulletin board as a confessional this morning. I often do that. Perhaps by admitting my transgressions I can move past them. Or something.

That aside, it is a gorgeous Sunday morning here, and I hope everyone is having an equally nice day wherever they may be.

Please check out my current auctions which are listed under "Merchandise" in the toolbar above. On the auction block are a number of naughty photos, as well as the gold lame top and shorts I wore for a Hot Body Pay-per-View dance contest a few years back. The outfit comes with a Polaroid of me wearing it, as well as with a DVD copy of the whole event. I happen to be wearing the outfit on the cover. It appears that my gold lipstick matches my apparel. Was such color coordination ever in fashion?

Have a great day!

-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Good afternoon,

It is sooooo HOT here in L.A. today!!!!

Speaking of hot...how about an exotic, flaming, pyramid-shaped candle and some scorching hot wax for you?

Not for you?

Well, I'll take it and LOVE it!!! Today's new gallery at my premium preview site www.jackoffland.com features me getting off by dripping burning hot candle wax all over my unprotected naked body. Please join me in enjoying the THRILL and the PAIN........

-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 16, 2004

Good afternoon,

There is a new video in the Playhouse today! It is footage from a custom video request in which the script required me to display my flexibility by doing splits, pulling my leg next to my head, etc. I'm not the most flexible person in the world, but I still work on it. Flexibility is very sexy to me. When I first started dancing I realized that just about all the other strippers did the splits on stage. Please join me in the Playhouse to check out the video and read about my first attempt to do the splits while performing. It is far from the only instance in my life when I've done embarrassing things while dancing...

-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Good evening,

There is a rare and gorgeous hardcore gallery of ultra-beautiful Tanya James pleasuring a lucky guy in the Playhouse today!!! I've had the pleasure of working on some of the same sets as Tanya and wrote a bit about her on the Playhouse bulletin board.

Please come inside and check everything out!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Hello,

I will be a host on www.PlayboyRadio.com tomorrow at 4PM PST. Please join me when I sit down with hosts Tiffany Granath and Juli Ashton for "Night Calls." Feel free to call into the show at

1800 359 8100 !!

More info. is available at www.PlayboyRadio.com.

-- XXOO Tanya
Hello,

The culmination of my passionate sexfight with Mercedes Ashley is now playing inside the Playhouse. Please come inside to find out who is the better woman.........

-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 12, 2004

Hello,

Great essay here at www.alysabeth.com:

http://www.geocities.com/alysabethc/sticks.html


I've read it before, but came across it again and was struck by its brilliance for the second time.

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, July 11, 2004

Good morning,

I have a couple of auctions that are about to end. Please click on "Merchandise" on the toolbar above and then click on "Official Auctions" to check them out.

Have a great Sunday!

-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 10, 2004

Good evening,

The Playhouse bulletin board is back up!!! Please check inside for the latest news.....

-- XXOO Tanya
Tired, tired, tired........from the Jim Holliday shoot. But I had a great time!!!

Details tomorrow...I'll be back in the morning!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 08, 2004

Good morning,

It's strange not to have the bulletin board! I'm about to go running and then jump into the car to drive out to Mojave for the next 2 days. I may not have any computer access again until Friday night.

There will be a new update in the Playhouse today so please enjoy that.

Have a great Thursday!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Hi again,

It feels so strange to be home and not have access to the Playhouse bulletin board. I just went for a nighttime run since I did not have time this morning before I caught my plane back to CA. Now I must pack my bags for tomorrow's trip to Mojave. I'll be staying out there until Friday night when I'll hopefully have enough energy to drive home.

Larry, Amanda, and Lana (my feline contingent) were so happy to see me today that I feel guilty leaving again. Fortunately my roommates make a habit of dancing attendance on all of them. Lana is almost 3 pounds now and we're getting worried that she may grow to be as big as Large Larry. Our vet is going to know we're bad parents if we have 2 cats that weigh more than 15 pounds in one household. We can't blame the neighbors for everything, even though Large Larry DOES sample the menus around town.

Good night!

-- XXOO Tanya
Hello,

Happy (belated) 4th of July!!! I spent the holiday in the Arizona desert with no computer access so I have not had a chance to communicate my holiday greetings sooner. As always, I reflected upon our brave troops who are stationed overseas. God Bless all of you and their families.

I just got home a few minutes ago and discovered that we are having problems with our server here. There were some issues on Saturday night when I left, and now it appears that everything is under control except the Playhouse Bulletin Board which has been down since last weekend. Thank you to all you Playhouse members who are being patient in awaiting its return! All the updates are continuing as usual so there is a brand-new patriotic 4th of July gallery, a steamy, wet pantyhose photo gallery, and the most recent video installment of Mercedes Ashley and myself caught up in a passionate sexfight!

Thanks also to those of you who came to say hello to Tiffany Taylor, Dazza Del Dio, and me on Venice Beach on Saturday! There will be pix in the Playouse soon..

Although I just returned from the AZ desert hours ago, I am now packing for a trip to California's Mojave Desert for a 2-day shoot with one of my favorite directors, Jim Holliday. I am scheduled to do scenes with Shayla La Veaux, Kylie Wilde, and August, so I will report back with all the salacious details!

Hope everyone is doing well, particularly all you Playhouse members. Please keep checking back for the Playhouse Bulletin Board's imminent return!

-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 02, 2004

Hi,
I'm in a hotel trying to use WebTV. Late job tonight and n early job tomorrow here in Porn Valley so I didn't want to drive home in holiday trafffic. WebTV won't let me inthe Playhouse for my nightly post so Ithought I would say hi here. WebTV is very unwieldy so please forgive my spelling/punctation errors! Remember...Venice tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Hello,

Please come see me this Saturday, July 3 at
SEXETERA LINGERIE BOUTIQUE on Venice Beach!!!

SEXETERA is located on the Venice Beach Boardwalk at:

511 Ocean Front Walk
Venice, CA 90291

Also there to sell collectibles and provide photo opportunities will be Playboy Playmates

Elke Jeinsen (May 93) and Tiffany Taylor (November 98), AND..

Magazine Cover and Feature Model Dazza del Dio!!!!!


We will all be at Sexetera from 10AM - 6PM this Saturday and are very much hoping to see YOU there!!!

-- XXOO Tanya