Fury Behind Blue Walls!

Last week 38DD Harley Raine showed up at my apartment and wondered aloud why I had painted my walls bright blue. Of course I informed her that the lovely shade was mixed especially for me at Home Depot to replicate the official Royal Blue of my favorite soccer team, Everton. I had worn my Everton jersey into the store so they could match the color exactly. The guy behind the counter had asked me to hand him my jersey so that he could have it right next to the paint he was mixing. I stood by him in my jeans and bra as he labored to do the task perfectly. He even got on the store's public address system to call some other employees to come assist him. They take their jobs very seriously at Home Depot and it is quite inspiring. I was impressed enough to give them each an extra five dollars after I paid for my paint.

Harley listened to my story and I couldn't help but notice a malevolent gleam creep into her eye. I just wanted to bask in the glow of my blue wall, but all of a sudden Harley was telling me I was a "dumb hooker" who wasn't smart enough to charge men to stare at my 36DD tits when I took my clothes off in public!

Who knows what she was talking about, but anyone speaking the words "dumb hooker" inside my house is looking for a nasty brawl. Check inside my Playhouse to see the battle royale that ensued..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Last Wednesday I added a bondage video update to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com. It originally appeared in my Playhouse here about a year or two ago. Here was the story behind the video:


Joey had an evil glint in his eye long before we began the ride up that mountain in Malibu. Fortunately it was a warm day, but I really had not appreciated being herded out of my home in nothing but my bikini bottoms and sandals. He had thrown a leather jacket at me and told me to put it on as he started up his bike. I knew better than to argue and had an inkling that I was in for a long afternoon. It took over 2 hours to ride to a crumbling house in a desolate location, but when we arrived I could not help but admire the panoramic view of the Pacific Ocean and all the beach cities at its shores. My sightseeing was cut short by the appearance of numerous other leather-clad bikers who must have been inside the house. Joey informed me that I was going to put on a "show." I thought he was just making fun of me, but I nervously began posing on the bike for one of the guys who pulled out a camera. I tried to joke around and asked him if these were for ransom photos. He grinned a nasty grin and asked: "Why? Do you really think someone is going to notice that you are missing?" Within minutes I found myself tied to that bike and my feeble protestations were cut off when a large red ballgag was shoved roughly into my mouth. Terror gripped my heart. What were they going to do to me???




Visit www.JackOffLand.com now!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

There are 3 new updates at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com this week! On Wednesday we added a biker-themed bondage video. Yesterday was a HUGE XXX update featuring gorgeous, raven-haired Cleopatra pleasing her man in every possible way. Today are photos of me stripping off my summer dress and red lingerie in my friend's backyard.

www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week with archive material from the Playhouse here and is just $9.95 a month!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Do you like blondes with big boobs?

Well, you must have come here for some reason :)


I know you will want to check out this gorgeous outdoor set of 34D pornstar Brittany Skye in my Playhouse now. There's also a full new gallery of amazing Brittany in hot XXX action!


You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I was just listening to the radio and heard a bit of Pres. Bush's statement as he was criticizing Cindy Sheehan's peace demonstration. Cindy Sheehan is of course one of the mothers who lost a child in the Iraq war. The snippet I heard of Bush's words was that he "understood the anguish" of Cindy Sheehan.

Oh, really?

His two daughters are not fighting in Iraq and neither of them is dead. Pres. Bush never went to war and presumably his kids aren't going either.

I have a huge amount of respect for our military and am tearful when I think of their daily valor in this time of war. It troubles me that I, nor any other civilian, will never truly understand the trauma of our troops. None of my family or friends are fighting so I also cannot fathom the fear of the numerous families who wait and hope for their loved ones to come home. Pres. Bush can't either and it's offensive to hear him say that he understands the pain of a parent whose child will never come home.


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Here's a photo from the gigantic 13-page gallery I added to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com yesterday. The lighting is moody and unique and so are the photos. They were shot by talented photographer Marcus of Rev-Mag.com and they are quite unusual in an artsy, naked type of way :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Did I ever mention that 34DD Taylor St. Claire and I used to date the same guy? We did not realize that we had both been seeing him until way after the fact. The moment of truth came when I was at her apartment and I saw a framed picture of the smiling douchebag himself on her livingroom wall. Of course I asked her what the story was and she informed me that that was her ex-boyfriend who had left town to pursue his lifelong dream of scaling Mt. Everest.

Scaling Mt. Everest? I almost laughed out loud when I realized that she actually believed his line of shit. She started feeling really stupid when I told her that her man had really left L.A. because he had been fired from the used car lot he worked at and gone to Toledo to live with his mother and "get back on his feet." Taylor was indeed embarrassed, but then she really started fuming when I revealed that I'd been practically living with him the whole time she thought he was her boyfriend!

Check inside www.JackOffLand.com
to see the depths of her fury when she and I square off in a nasty catfight inside her apartment..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

It seems that Little Miss Jewell gravely embarrassed Zora at a luncheon yesterday. Zora has a steely disposition and was in no way swayed by Jewell's pleas for leniency after the fact.

Enter The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse to see beautiful, blonde Zora heaping indignities upon poor, repentant Jewell. It will be a long time before Jewell misbehaves in public again..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Today we added a huge new XXX gallery featuring Barrett Blade and blonde, busty Anna Nova to
www.JackoffLand.com

As you may know www.JackoffLand.com is my archive site where all the material rotated out of my Playhouse here gets a permanent home.

Check it out when you have a chance!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I have a number of ongoing new auctions. Among them is a rare issue of Gallery magazine from the 1990's. That's me on the cover with dark hair. Nevermind the bouffant hairdo.. the layout inside the magazine is much better. I'm the centerfold in this issue and my hair is not pinned up in the strange beehive 'do for most of the shots. The cover shot was an odd choice by the editor because there was much better stuff to pick from.

Pornstar Stacy Valentine is also in this issue as one of the newly discovered "Girls Next Door." She looks very young and cute. You can find this and my other auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page.


-- XXOO Tanya




-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Who is this gentleman? Clearly he has been caught in a compromising position. Is he an unsuspecting family man who had too much to drink during an executive retreat? Is he a hapless CIA man who has been seduced by a foreign agent?

Why, no. It's the champion of Everyman! David Christopher AKA "Pussyman" has starred in innumerable XXX flicks since the 1970's. He's here to live out your every fantasy in graphic form. This week he's in the Playhouse banging ultra-busty Ashley Evans and gorgeous 36DD legend Carolyn Monroe. You don't want to miss this scorching XXX video!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

It seems that Marilyn's boyfriend caught her behaving inappropiately with another man at the party. That was really no excuse for him to strip her naked and chain her to the bannister of a staircase leading down to the wine cellar. All the other guests were still uptairs drinking and laughing and no one could hear poor Marilyn's plaintive cries for help.

Enter The Bondage Room in my Playhouse to see her in her unpleasant predicament..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Come visit me at
www.JackOffLand.com

My archive site www.JackOffLand.com is updated on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays with material that has been rotated out of the Playhouse here in months and years past.

Be sure to stop by!


-- XXOO Tanya

Wow! Look at those gigantic boobies!!

Seductress Fantasia is waiting for you in the Playhouse and she's all tied up in The Bondage Room..


-- XXOO Tanya

We're back!

We're back!

The server problems have been straightened out and we are back with a vengeance.


Again, I want to extend a heartfelt thanks to all Playhouse members for your patience and understanding over the last 2 days. We encountered some technical problems while switching servers, but now the site is again running smoothly.

Welcome back :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Hey..

What's Stuey Griffin doing here?

Hopefully he will provide a quick moment of comic relief to the Playhouse members who are locked out of the members' area right now. That includes me by the way.

We switched servers over the weekend and things have not gone smoothly. At this moment all members who joined via Verotel are able to enter the Playhouse, but we are in the process of rebuilding the password file for members who joined via CCBill. (I say "we" as if I'm doing anything other than wandering around my house and checking the computer every hour. That's the extent of my technical expertise.)

I very much appreciate all understanding and patience in this frustrating situation. The latest word is that all members should regain access tonight. Please accept my sincere apologies for this inconvenience.


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Who are these three women? Well, that's my boob in the foreground and it is hovering in front of beautiful, busty blondes Allysin Chaynes and Carolyn Monroe. The photo was taken during the shooting of the XXX movie "Floss" that was directed by my friend, famed porn director Jim Holliday. Jim passed on last December.

A signed copy of the DVD version of "Floss" is up for grabs on my auction page. Please click on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page to see all my current auction items.


- XXOO Tanya