Good evening,

34D Mercedes Ashley had a threesome with my boyfriend -make that ex boyfriend- and my gardener. She then mocked me by leaving photos from the lurid occasion attached to my refrigerator with magnets (see last Friday's update.)

I promptly challenged her to a sexfight and I've added continuing footage from that event to my Playhouse today..


-- XXOO Tanya

It's hard to take someone seriously when it's 2005 and that person is wearing a Pat Benatar-style leather jacket and skintight, camel-toed jeans. Unfortunately that was my downfall. Life experience has taught me not to predudge people on the basis of appearance, but Jewell Marceau looked like such an idiot in her 1980's get-up that I forgot. When I openned my door and saw her in her goofy clothing I burst out laughing and asked her if the Honky Tonk Man or Adrian Zmed was in the hallway behind her. Weren't they all popular around the same time?

Jewell managed to seize the upper hand while I was still overcome by laughter- I didn't even realize we were in a fight until she socked me in the face- but getting the upper hand and keeping the upper hand are two very different things in reality combat situations. You can check inside my Playhouse to see the continuation of this nasty battle since it was conveniently captured on videotape and I happened to use it for today's update..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There is a new seduction/striptease video featuring lovely 36DD Taylor Wane with my 36DD self inside my Playhouse today. This should be right up your alley if you are partial to shameless, busty blondes who are total exhibitionists ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Today's new addition to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com is a gallery of me stripping out of a neon pink bikini. It was shot in the backyard of the home of the owner of Steel Kittens. I had gone there that day for a wrestling shoot but the other model had failed to show up. Fortunately I managed to shoot a few galleries and videos for my site so the day was not a total waste.


www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week- Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Earlier this week we also added a H-U-G-E 10-page XXX gallery featuring 38DD pornstar Zoe pleasuring her lucky male companion.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There is a battle of superheroine proportions going on at
www.JackOffLand.com ! The evil Satana (AKA Francesca Le) is again attempting to imperil the fair city and very life of fair-haired superheroine MegaBabe. (Holy Fake Titties, Batman!)

Check inside
www.JackOffLand.com now to watch Satana and MegaBabe popping out of their supersuits as the epic battle unfolds..

-- XXOO Tanya

34D Mercedes Ashley is a tough bitch. She's not someone who I'd necessarily want to encounter in a dark alley. Or in a boxing ring. Or on a wrestling mat. When Mercedes did something completely inexcusable I knew I had to devise a way to make her pay and to reclaim my own dignity. How best to do that without getting the shit kicked out of me? The solution was to challenge her to a sexfight.


Yep, fresh off the heels of a recent sexfight with 38DDD Holly Body I was forced to embark on another fierce battle to try and prove my erotic superiority. The deal with Mercedes was the same as the one with Holly: whoever made the other woman cum first would be the victor. Thursday's video update inside my Playhouse captures our heated battle.

You may wonder what Mercedes had done to arouse my ire. That leads me to the story surrounding today's new photo gallery. See those two well-hung dudes spraying their c*m all over her smug face?? Well, that's my ex-boyfriend AND my former gardener. Mercedes couldn't be content just to steal my man- she felt compelled to pull my household staff into her tawdry web as well.

That bitch was probably smiling all the way to the day spa after she left those photos on my refrigerator.

Step inside my Playhouse now to see us sexfighting for female dominance!!


- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

38DD Brooke is back in black. And white. Today's beautiful shower gallery is shot on black and white film and features stunning, busty Brooke who you have seen here several times before. Photos of Brooke are very rare because she is a dancer who has not done a lot of modelling.


Enjoy!

-- XXOO Tanya

How did Pat Benatar get into my living room? Oh, wait, now I remember. That was actually Jewell Marceau in a black leather jacket and tight jeans after I ripped most of her hair out. The video is inside my Playhouse right now- it just took me a moment to realize what it was. If you like really nasty catfights then you will want to check it out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There is a new gallery of me in my Playhouse today. It's impossible for me to write effusive commentary about myself, and I'm glad that I can't, but today's photos feature me stripping out of blue lingerie and getting horny :)

Have a nice Monday!

And don't forget to check out
www.RagingBikinis.com!


-- XXOO Tanya

Happy Father's Day to all who are fathers!


For those of you who are idle today there is a new entertainment option on the Net. It is not exactly a novel concept, but there is a new photo rating site in town. You can inflict a numerical "score" on various bikini models (including myself) who have posted photos there. There's also space to share commentary and witticisms about life and the said models. You can even post some photos yourself!

It's all in good fun and it's completely FREE at
www.RagingBikinis.com


-- XXOO Tanya

Just added on Friday:

An awesome new gallery featuring British blonde porn starlet Hannah Harper entertaining and satisfying 2 very well-endowed gentlemen! Wait..maybe it wasn't that gentlemanly of them to c*m right on her...

;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Rumor has it that unbelievable Lana Lotts is now a slim, raven-haired beauty. I have not seen her myself recently, but I do have a h-o-t new gallery of Lana that was taken when she was still a blonde bombshell! It was shot about a year ago, but I don't think it's been seen anywhere except on her own site.

Speaking of former blonde bombshells..Holly Body is in today's climactic new video that I just added to the Playhouse. Holly and I used to dance at the same club in L.A. before either of us ever did porn. At the time she was a blonde, but I believe a photographer encouraged her to revert to brunette-ism when she began shooting. In today's video she and I are vying for sexual glory. Kind of like we did years ago at the Century Theatre in L.A. Just kidding.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

It is a good morning. And it's good to be the boss. Particlarly when one of my employees wants a promotion.

Sweet, petite 36C Stacy Burke really wants to move up the corporate ladder so I made sure she and I -oh, how shall I say it?- stripped down to our stockings and garters and got down to some serious business at the office last week. Of course it was all about my pleasure and not hers. I'm confident that the Human Resources department will never be contacted regarding my indiscretions. They don't even know I have a website where I show footage of my sexual adventures.

The only person at the office who knows about that is sweet Stacy herself and I know she won't want anyone to know how she got her promotion. Watch today's video update to my Playhouse and you'll see why..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Would you like to come play with two naked, 36DD blondes? Centerfold model/porn superstar Taylor Wane and I are waiting for YOU inside my Playhouse..

Today's videos features Taylor and me in a hot video we made just for your pleasure!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I remember the days when Devon Michaels was merely a stunning fitness model and feature dancer. It seems that she was hiding some of her magnificent talents behind closed doors back then. Times change. Check inside my Playhouse to see 36DD Devon satisfying two well-endowed male companions in today's awesome new gallery!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

38DDD Holly Body is back! She and I found that we could settle our diferences in no other manner than having a no-holds-barred sexfight in my living room. Who will make who cum first and emerge the victorious female?

Check inside my Playhouse to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Today's update to my Girlfriends section features super-busty, muscular Brooke. In this hot black-and-white gallery sexy Brooke strips out of her sheer bodysuit to reveal her amazing 38DDs and tight, hard body!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

There have been numerous Playhouse requests for new pantyhose galleries and they have not gone unheeded :)

Today's gallery features me in a pair of shimmery white hose. There are lots of close-up views of the opalescent fabric and two pages of the gallery include the addition of a nice, thick dildo for some footplay and other fun!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

The following is tremendous. There's been talk of it for a while and I really hope it is implemented successfully because it will be good for everybody.


WASHINGTON (June 1) - The Internet's primary oversight body approved a plan Wednesday to create a virtual red-light district, setting the stage for pornographic Web sites to use new addresses ending in ''xxx.''

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers said it would begin negotiations with ICM Registry Inc., run by British businessman Stuart Lawley, to iron out technical issues and prices for the new Web addresses.

Adult-oriented sites, a $12 billion industry, probably could begin buying ''xxx'' addresses as early as fall or winter depending on ICM's plans, ICANN spokesman Kieran Baker said. The new pornography suffix was among 10 under consideration by the regulatory group, which also recently approved addresses ending in ''jobs'' and ''travel.''

ICM contends the ''xxx'' Web addresses, which it plans to sell for $60 a year, will protect children from online smut if adult sites voluntarily adopt the suffix so filtering software used by families can more effectively block access to those sites. The $60 price is roughly ten times higher than prices other companies charge for dot-com names.

''It will further help to protect kids,'' said John Morris, staff counsel at the Washington-based Center for Democracy and Technology. Morris predicted some adult sites will choose to buy ''xxx'' Web addresses but others will continue to use dot-com.

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You will be able to count me among those who buys the "XXX" address as soon as they are available.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Today's featured model in the Playhouse today is retired porn actress Zoe. At least I think she's retired..whatever happened to her anyways? I'm not really in the loop so I'd be the least likely of anyone to know, but it does seem as if I haven't heard her name in years.

I always really liked how she looked. Very much the 80's stripper appearance with the giant boobs, platinum hair and Savannah-style haircut. The first time I ever went into a strip club was in the 80's and I was completely blown away by how awesome the girls working there looked. I was pretty young and for whatever reason had always assumed that most dancers were aging biker mamas or teenage runaways. It was a revelation of sorts in my young, meaningless life. When I turned 18 I started dancing and had considerable basis for concern that I was the Plainest Jane in the place. I don't judge people by their looks but if you want to make a living as a dancer you have to accept that folks are going to do it to you all day long while you're at work.

Strangely, all the outrageously beautiful dancers seemed to have retired by the late 90's. Has anyone else noticed that?


-- XXOO Tanya