Good morning,

Someone got really mad at me and broke into my office. See me pay the price at

www.JackOffLand.com !


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I've been getting a lot of requests for more bondage content. Today I added a brand new bondage gallery to my Playhouse here that features me and lovely fetish queen Jewell Marceau. It's huge- 7 pages!

On Sunday I also updated my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com with a photoset of me bound in sexy black lingerie (see above photo).


Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Here I am relaxing in my new house in Malibu. Yep, all these years of dancing have paid off. That's Pacific Coast Highway and the Pacific Ocean in the window behind me. I have a gorgeous view of the coastline and ocean from almost every room in the house.

Now I can finally kick off the stripper boots and enjoy my retirement.

Hahaha...just kidding. Photographer Marcus shot these photos at his place by the beach and I'm using them for the first Playhouse update of the week today. I still live in a warehouse near an oil refinery. But at least I get to shoot in some cool places.

Happy Monday!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Here's the story behind today's gallery at
http://www.jackoffland.com/ :

Since I have blonde hair and 36DD boobs I've always hated "Barbie Doll" comments. Recently raven-haired, 34D Mercedes Ashley told me: "People only want Barbie Dolls so they can play with their bodies and do what they want with them." That was mean. Mercedes and I both do porn and she had announced that she would be the dominant woman in our scene. I said:

"I'll show you who's DOMINANT, bitch!! Are you ready to see what a 'Barbie Doll' can do?!!"

Then she drove her knee into my eye socket. I suppose the battle was pretty much over for me as I struggled to maintain consciousness and fell to the floor. That didn't stop Mercedes from submitting me to numerous incapacitating wrestling holds, levelling more blows at my head, mauling my breasts, and mangling my pussy lips. Long afterward, as I lay dazed and defeated on the industrial carpet in front of a teal green sofa (where WAS I anyways?), I remembered hearing over the years that many of those Puerto Rican girls do have fiery tempers.

To see a disturbing case in point please visit my archive site http://www.jackoffland.com/ now!


- XOXO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There I was in my last post pumping my rare copy of Butt Lust magazine and I forgot to tell you where to access my auction items. Just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to get to my auction page.

You'll see this same photo of me in the pink shirt on the auction page. It was given to me by the crusty old collectibles dealer in Boston (Toyzz.com) who handles my auctions. He's the one who packages everything very nicely and mails the items out in a very prompt, customer-friendly manner.

Believe me, you wouldn't want to wait for me to get around to mailing somthing. Organization is not one of my strong points. It's a good thing I invested in a large pair of breasts at a young age and became a stripper. No one expects us to do anything in a timely fashion :)


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Do you need something impressive to put on top of your coffee table? Or on the wall of your cubicle at work? Or maybe inside the glove compartment of your vehicle?

Allow me to suggest a used copy of Butt Lust magazine. It's the answer to all your needs. Conveniently, I happen to be auctioning off a copy right now. I don't recall what year this issue was on the newsstands, but the bright red lipstick I'm wearing on the cover would indicate that it was pre-2000. My best guess is that it was shot around 1998 or so.

Don't be scared by the fact that it is "used." If it was used at all it was only used by me. Last November I was moving into a new place and decided that it was finally time to do something with the boxes of magazines and videos that had been stacked inside my garage for years. That's when I contacted a crusty old collectibles dealer in Boston who is now assisting me with auctioning off my merchandise.

I will venture a guess that this circa-1998 copy of Butt Lust magazine is quite literally irreplaceable. How many stockpiles of this particular issue can there be?

Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

Who is this guy?


He's inspiration for Everyman. After smoking a bunch of weed with his friends this dude slopped out the door, went to a few bars, and then hit the proverbial jackpot. He ended up bringing a hot chick back to his place and banging her.


Check out his lucky windfall inside my Playhouse right now!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Here's a hot photo of Adam & Eve contract star Austyn Moore. We are lucky enough to have two amazing new galleries of her in the Playhouse!!


-- XXOO Tanya

Wow...that blonde girl really doesn't know how to smoke a cigar, does she?

Oh, wait- that's me in that photo :)

If memory serves me correctly, and I'm sure it does, I do plenty of other naughty things with that cigar in the huge 5-page gallery I just added to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

Come visit me at www.JackOffLand.com and check it out! I update www.JackOffLand.com 3 times a week with archive material that has been rotated out of my Playhouse here so there are hours of video and thousands of photos for just $9.95 a month.


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

I know you come here for entertainment, which is exactly what I intend my site to be, but I felt moved to write a few thoughts about the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. The federal relief effort finally seems to be mobilizing, but obviously the residents of the ravaged areas are going to need a lot of help rebuilding their lives.

Members of our military are at war, an overwhelming number of people and animals in the Gulf Coast are hungry and homeless, and those of us safe and sound at home probably all feel a bit guilty about not being able to do more to ease any of the tensions and turmoil in the world. I know I do. Helplessness is not a good feeling, but I suppose one is never truly helpless. Today I mobilized in a small way and donated some money to two disaster relief funds.

My choices were Habitat for Humanity
www.habitat.org and the Humane Society of America
www.hsus.org

The amounts I donated are what I feel I can afford at the moment, and even together they are not a big sum. Still, every little bit helps. It's hard to know which organization to trust with donations, but I've always held both the Humane Society and Habitat for Humanity in high regard. Both organizations have done a lot of good and right now they both have special pages on their sites to facilitate donations to Hurricane Katrina relief funds.

I rarely encourage people to make charitable contributions because it is such a personal matter, but I thought I'd mention it today because I actually felt a bit better after sending some money to the relief effort.

On the humorous side..I was trying to remember the web address of the Humane Society off the top of my head and first punched in www.hsus.com instead. That site is for Hsu's Restaurant, a Szechuan Chinese restaurant in Cleveland or something :)


-- XXOO Tanya