Good afternoon,

Here's an excerpt and a photo from the recent "Bad Girl" update to my archive site www.JackOffLand.com :

I wore a uniform in highschool and always had the shortest skirt of anyone. It was commented upon by other people. It seems a bit odd that I went out of my way to wear short skirts at a girls' school, but maybe I was just struggling with my identity or needed attention. The highschool I went to, Castilleja School in Palo Alto, California, was not a place that would have been construed by anyone as being sexy or hip. It was highly regarded academically and the attendees, faculty, and alumnae were mostly insufferable in my estimation. I never wanted to be there and could not wait to go experience the real world. It was kind of sad how ill-equipped I was to handle the "real world" when I finally confronted it. My first year at UCLA was a revelation. I began dancing at bachelor parties and strip clubs that first year and..

Come visit me at
www.JackOffLand.com
to see the naked pics and read the rest of the story!

- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Who are those hot babes wearing red in the pic above?

Why, that is my friend Summer Cummings and me! Hehe..I never refer to myself as a "hot babe" unless I'm joking around, but Summer is definitely one sizzling sexpot.

Summer and I want to do a sexy video for you. Right now we have an auction going on that will allow the highest bidder to direct us in a mind-blowing scene! You can access our auction by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.

You don't want to miss this one!

- XXOO Tanya

Here's a snippet from the latest update to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com :


Francesca Le was a man-stealing bitch who needed to
pay a price. I don't mind admitting that I attacked
her when she was down. Literally. She was down on the
mat doing situps at the gym when I sat right on her
face and cut off her air. It only took about an hour
of relentless face-sitting, boob-smothering, and
choking to make her apologize. After her tearful
apologies she agreed to assist me in luring that slimy
prick Alex to the gym so we could kick the crap out of
him. He was the worthless loser who came between us in
the first place.

In the gallery at
www.JackOffLand.com
you can witness Francesca
and me subjecting Alex to torture worse than anything
he ever could have imagined in his young punk life.
When we were through he didn't just wish that he
hadn't cheated on me, he wished that he had never been
born.


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Did you know that I'm a professional boxer? Yep, appearances can be deceiving. You can check me out in all my topless ferocity at http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/DTWTBABoxing/
This is where Oscar de la Hoya would be boxing if he had boobs :)

My coach, ultimate fighter Frank Trigg (see pic), will be fighting tomorrow night in the Rumble on the Rock 8 World Welterweight Championships in Hawaii. If you'd like to catch the free, live, play-by-play action from the fight you can listen in at
www.MMAlive.com
this evening!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I'd like to invite you into my Playhouse to see my new boob job! Before last week I was a mere 36DD and now I am a 36EE. You can see how they look in the pic to the right- I could barely fit into my lavender bustier.

Hehehe...I'm just kidding. I don't want to lure anybody into my Playhouse under false pretenses. No new boob job, but my boobs do look especially huge in the new Lavender Bustier gallery if you want to check it out inside :)


- XXOO Tanya

The other week cameraman Mike Raffone called and told me that a gentleman wanted to book me for a custom shoot with Harley Raine. I happily told him the dates I was available and we hung up. Days passed and there was no further word from Mike. Finally I called him and asked when Harley and I would be doing the shoot. He replied that the man booking the shoot had replaced me with Stacy Burke because he thought that I wasn't sexy enough. I digested this information and started getting angry. I could live with the fact that Stacy was going to do the shoot instead of me, but I wanted to put a little pain in her life. It only took a few shots of vodka for me to hatch the perfect plan. Within minutes I was on the phone with Harley, telling her a few facts about Stacy. Actually, they weren't facts at all. Everything I said was pure fiction designed to make Harley's blood boil. I told Harley that Stacy had called her a dumb stripper from the East Coast who should pack up her huge breast implants and move back to Maryland. According to me, Stacy had also said that Harley was also a two-bit pornstar who did not even deserve to stand in front of the same camera as a serious actress such as herself. Hehehe - it worked like a charm! I could barely conceal my delight when I heard that a huge catfight had broken out at Mike Raffone's apartment on the day of the shoot. Check inside my Playhouse to see the photographic evidence of this nasty brouhaha now!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have lots of new items up for auction! Included among them is this floral dress which will go to the highest bidder along with a copy of my XXX DVD High Desert Dreamgirls. I wore this sexy dress in a hot scene I did with beautiful, blonde, busty Nina Ferrari out in the California desert. It also appears in numerous galleries I have at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com


You can access my current auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.

Happy bidding!


- XXOO Tanya

I've never worn a feather boa onstage when I was dancing. It seems that feather boas were invented for strippers and I do wear every other type of gaudy, Dolly Parton-esque stripper garment. Despite amassing piles of absurdly high heels, rhinestone-studded bikinis, and mirrored minidresses I had never purchased a feather boa until 2004 when I was shopping for clothes to use in a shoot for my Playhouse here. I've still never performed with it while dancing, but I wore it for this gallery, another gallery, and a video which all appeared in my Playhouse. Maybe I haven't brought it to the club because it takes up more space in my duffel bag than all the other skimpy clothes combined.

Check out the entire "Feather" gallery at my archive site
http://www.JackOffLand.com
now!

- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

There's always a nasty story behind the catfights in my Playhouse. I've got issues and I try to work them out:

If you come to my place you will see a stain in the ceiling of my livingroom. It is a bloodstain that dripped through the floorboards of the apartment above when the former occupant was killed at home. Rumor has it he was with the Russian Mafia. Is there such a thing as a Russian Mafia? "Mafia" has to be one of the most overused words in the English language. Every wanna-be bad guy claims to be a part of some type of "mafia." I have no idea what precipitated the death of my neighbor upstairs nor do I know whether he was really with some clandestine group of criminals or not. In any case, the blood pooling inside my ceiling did prompt me to cover my teal green couch with a slipcover. I certainly would not want any bloodstains on that classic piece of furniture.

Shannan Leigh came over and snottily commented that I must be really broke if I was recycling bedsheets to cover up my shabby home decor. Yep, that's what she said. I was determined to show Miss High-and-Mighty a thing or two after her unwelcome remark. It was not an easy fight. Check inside my Playhouse to see the final outcome of this emotionally-charged debacle..


- XXOO Tanya

You know you are schlocked at the New Year's party when you go to take a swig out of your bottle, can't find your own mouth, and pour champagne down your back instead. And then you end up posting your New Year's greeting on the 2nd day of the new year because you don't remember what you did on the 1st.


Happy New Year!!


- XXOO Tanya