Sunday, July 30, 2006



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Thursday, July 27, 2006




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Sunday, July 23, 2006

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Thursday, July 20, 2006


Good evening,

Former Vivid contract girl Devon is featured in the pic above with her then-boyfriend Barrett Blade. I first met Devon in 2000 when I did a girl-girl-girl sex scene with her and Ryan Connor. The director who shot the scene was an interesting person who lived in Huntington Beach, CA, I think. We shot at his house. It appeared that he shared the place with a few roommates. The kitchen/dining area wall was a manifestation of someone's methamphetamine habit. It was a collage of intricately cut, interlocking photos from magazines and other sources. Such designs are often the hallmark of people who use a lot of meth because they seek to keep their hands and addled minds busy with odd, tedious tasks that take outrageous amounts of time. That wall could only have been the work of a tweaker (meth addict).

The director mentioned that one of his favorite projects was a documentary about people who became clinically insane after using too much LSD...


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Tuesday, July 18, 2006



It really is hard to peruse things at your leisure when you are in downtown Los Angeles. There always seems to be someone ready to get in your business or in your face. I was wandering through an unpaved alley when I encountered a monstrosity of a television set that had been discarded in the dirt. It was huge. To my knowledge gigantic TVs of this particular style just became popular within the past few years. It seemed odd that this one was broken already, particularly since it even looked new. Maybe it's not so strange, but it seemed that way at the moment. It occurred to me that the Sony TV I've had since the 1980s is still fully functional and providing entertainment at a friend's office. I kept meandering down the alley and saw two more discarded TVs. One of them was an old set probably made during the Carter administration, and the other appeared to be the exact same model as my old Sony TV. That was kind of weird and I was superstitious enough to take its presence as some kind of sign. I stopped to take a closer look and then noticed a van with a hopeful-looking driver headed towards me. Presumably this was another creepy dude who was expecting that I was a hooker. Women walking alone in this area are always assumed to be hookers. I started walking again and headed out of the alley as the leering guy slowed down to speak to me...


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Sunday, July 16, 2006


Someone I know has a job as a "sober friend." That is the terminology he uses to describe his position although he is not sober himself. His primary responsibility is to hang out with his rich employer and make sure that his boss does not indulge in any drugs or alcohol. I was reflecting upon his odd vocation this past week after I had awakened one morning with a really bad hangover. Of course I cannot afford to hire a sober friend to monitor my own intake. It wouldn't benefit me even if I could because I tend to ignore well-intentioned advice and don't respond negatively to criticism.

As I staggered from my bed I pondered what type of person could help me curb my drinking. The obvious answer is that I'm the only person who can really help myself, but that was an aspect of reality I was prepared to ignore in my muddle-headed state. I picked up a brush to run it through my hair and then put it back down because my head was hurting too much to subject it to any type of stimulation. It was very important to go get some coffee and greasy food to help soak up all that alcohol in my system. Fortunately there's a McDonald's just a few blocks from my home so I headed over there. As I ate my breakfast platter - yep, they have platters there now - I contemplated what or who could help me achieve more moderation in my drinking.

The subject stayed on my mind all morning until I forced myself to go running. Coffee, greasy food, and a sweaty workout will eradicate any hangover. I refer to the technique as "The Russian Way" because I learned it from my vodka-pounding Russian relatives. It really works and by noon I felt great. I didn't have a drinking problem. Why had I been pondering the issue earlier at all?

I drove to go get my mail and the new Sports Illustrated was in my box. Lawrence Taylor, clad in golf attire and rapper jewelry, beamed up at me from the cover. Upon further inspection I noticed that notorious football player Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson's name was on the cover too. Good grief, were Michael Irvin, Bo Belinski, and Darryl Strawberry going to be mentioned in this issue as well? I decided to wait until I got to my car to find out why long-retired LT and Hollywood Henderson were in a current issue of SI, although I was presuming the cover story must be about hard-partying star athletes. Nope, in actuality it was the 7th annual "Where are They Now?" edition. Huh. I wasn't quite sure where Hollywood and LT were at that moment, but I was willing to bet they were going to credit their sobriety with getting them there. Good grief again- now I was going to be thinking about the whole sobriety subject all day long.

When I got home my friend Tyson was sitting in my driveway. He had been hitting the bars with me the night before. "Did you run and puke already?" he asked sarcastically. I just rolled my eyes because I never throw up the morning after. As we walked inside I waved the Sports Illustrated in front of his face. The caption across LT's picture read: "Lawrence Taylor, Saved by Golf." I informed Tyson that I was thinking about stopping drinking for a while. The evil mirth that resonated in his laughter was disturbing as he cackled in my face. Our conversation degenerated into an argument over whether or not I could muster enough self-discipline to stop drinking for any length of time. At some point I heard myself promising that I'd pay him $1000 if I touched any alcohol before January 1, 2007. Yeah, I really said that. His eyes widened with either disbelief, glee, or perhaps both. Had I really just said that? Yes, I had.

In the end I actually put it in writing and Tyson vowed to do everything in his power to make me fall off the wagon..


How did Francesca Le become involved in this ludicrous situation? What made her so angry? Was her discontent a prelude to violence??

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

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Monday, July 10, 2006

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Sunday, July 09, 2006


When I was in elementary school there was a creepy janitor named Tom Thomas or Pete Peters or something. He lived on the campus in a shed behind the gym. Over the years I've run into other people with names like Rob Roberts, Steven Stevens, etc. Why do their parents do that to them? The other night Mackenzie Mack was making more money than I was at Larry's Rack Shack where we dance. She's thin, toned, pretty and has big tits. I felt positive that she was preventing me from having a profitable evening because she looked better than I did. She was getting lapdances left and right and guys were throwing tons of money at her every time she went on stage. I had to do something to piss her off and make her as miserable as I was. I couldn't think of anything else to insult her about so I asked her if she had come up her redundant stage name just to align herself with the ranks of white trash everywhere. She grabbed me really fucking hard by my hair and the battle was on..

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Friday, July 07, 2006

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Monday, July 03, 2006

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Sunday, July 02, 2006

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