Good afternoon,

The following is tremendous. There's been talk of it for a while and I really hope it is implemented successfully because it will be good for everybody.


WASHINGTON (June 1) - The Internet's primary oversight body approved a plan Wednesday to create a virtual red-light district, setting the stage for pornographic Web sites to use new addresses ending in ''xxx.''

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers said it would begin negotiations with ICM Registry Inc., run by British businessman Stuart Lawley, to iron out technical issues and prices for the new Web addresses.

Adult-oriented sites, a $12 billion industry, probably could begin buying ''xxx'' addresses as early as fall or winter depending on ICM's plans, ICANN spokesman Kieran Baker said. The new pornography suffix was among 10 under consideration by the regulatory group, which also recently approved addresses ending in ''jobs'' and ''travel.''

ICM contends the ''xxx'' Web addresses, which it plans to sell for $60 a year, will protect children from online smut if adult sites voluntarily adopt the suffix so filtering software used by families can more effectively block access to those sites. The $60 price is roughly ten times higher than prices other companies charge for dot-com names.

''It will further help to protect kids,'' said John Morris, staff counsel at the Washington-based Center for Democracy and Technology. Morris predicted some adult sites will choose to buy ''xxx'' Web addresses but others will continue to use dot-com.

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You will be able to count me among those who buys the "XXX" address as soon as they are available.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Today's featured model in the Playhouse today is retired porn actress Zoe. At least I think she's retired..whatever happened to her anyways? I'm not really in the loop so I'd be the least likely of anyone to know, but it does seem as if I haven't heard her name in years.

I always really liked how she looked. Very much the 80's stripper appearance with the giant boobs, platinum hair and Savannah-style haircut. The first time I ever went into a strip club was in the 80's and I was completely blown away by how awesome the girls working there looked. I was pretty young and for whatever reason had always assumed that most dancers were aging biker mamas or teenage runaways. It was a revelation of sorts in my young, meaningless life. When I turned 18 I started dancing and had considerable basis for concern that I was the Plainest Jane in the place. I don't judge people by their looks but if you want to make a living as a dancer you have to accept that folks are going to do it to you all day long while you're at work.

Strangely, all the outrageously beautiful dancers seemed to have retired by the late 90's. Has anyone else noticed that?


-- XXOO Tanya

God Bless all our soldiers who have served or are serving our country on this Memorial Day. We have them to thank for the freedom and liberties we enjoy here in the US each day.


Words cannot express my gratitude to all of you.

Many kisses,

Tanya

Good evening,

Today's photo update to
www.jackoffland.com
features me in a slinky, transparent black gown and super-high black platform heels. I'm wielding a vicious-looking automatic weapon of dubious origin. Actually, I know who loaned it to me, but I don't know where that person obtained it. Don't want to know either ;)

The gallery was shot over 5 years ago and was intended to be used as content for a website displaying girls and guns. As far as I know that site never got past the planning stages. So..check out these exclusive pics from yesteryear!


-- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,

Today there is a brand new XXX gallery featuring angelic, beautiful, sexy blondes Alicia Rhodes and Jodie Moore. It's one of my favorite XXX galleries that I've ever put in there. Normally I'm not a big fan of anal sex, but it's pretty amazing seeing Billy Glide's H-U-G-E cock sliding into a little blonde's tiny ***. Particularly when she's enjoying it so much!


Yesterday we added another video segment of a hot, energetic sexfight featuring me and stunning, large-breasted Holly Body. Who will make who cum first??


-- XXOO Tanya

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I'm back from my trip and, as always, there's lots of new stuff in my Playhouse here!

Today's update to The Bondage Room reminds me to never piss off a large man wearing a gas mask. Unfortunately Jordan ignored that bit of conventional wisdom and now she is tied to a wooden platform and getting pounded by a formidable-looking apparatus.

Hmm...could Jordan have purposely been acting like a naughty girl just to face the punishment?


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

I have been unsuccessful in my attempts to obtain money from ATM machines here at the hotel so I am broke. It does appear that the ATMs are just having technical issues so hopefully I'll be back in business in a few hours. The internet was down earlier today too so maybe there are just some gremlins floating around here :)

Tomorrow I'll be flying back to Miami anyways- technology tends to be much more reliable in the US.

Hope everyone is doing well!


Many kisses,

Tanya

Good afternoon,

I still have not figured out a sneaky way to access the Playhouse bulletin board without prying eyes seeing what I'm doing so I thought I'd greet all you members via the front page again. It is very peaceful and relaxing here in South America and I think I'm becoming fatter and lazier by the minute. Rather than hiking through the Amazon I have been loitering near the hotel and eating a lot. They will have to give me a seatbelt extension on the plane when I fly home.

My friends have been much more active than me and one of them commented that I'm basically having the same vacation I would have had if I had just driven to Palm Springs and checked into a hotel there. That may be somewhat true, but I'm still relishing my lazy self-indulgence too much to care.

Maybe tomorrow I'll go for a long, sweaty hike. Or not.

Hope everyone is doing well!

Many kisses,

Tanya

Good afternoon,

At this moment I am unable to access the bulletin board inside the Playhouse because I'm in an internet cafe type of place in South America. It does not seem prudent to log onto an adult site in a public room here, particularly when there's a picture of my big head on top of my scantily-clad body on the very front page. Fortunately I can access my Blogger account through a seemingly innocuous webpage and no one will guess that I am a scandalous woman who is transmitting her words to a site with "mature" content :)

Funny..there are two American businessmen sitting right across from me. They were speaking in English about an off-color topic and must have assumed that I could not understand. Well into their conversation I spoke to the attendant here in English and these two men just shut right up in embarrassment. Perhaps I look Brazilian. Or Argentinian. Women in Brazil and Argentina are notorious for getting massive amounts of cosmetic surgery. My surgery has been confined to my breasts, but that and the long, blonde hair are perhaps enough to give me the native look.

Actually, it's not really the native look since upwards of 90% of the country lives either a very rural existence or in poverty, but the women frequenting the hotels and airports here are some of the few with money and from all appearances cosmetic surgery is quite the rage.

I arrived here in the Amazon at about 4AM and was photographed and fingerprinted by the immigration officers. My two travelling companions were not. We had quite a trip getting out here. In Los Angeles we were not allowed to board our flight. It was a domestic flight to Florida where we were to switch airlines and then fly to South America. They told us that they could not check bags for domestic flights less than 45 minutes prior to departure. Huh? Were they kidding? No, evidently they weren't, because they did not let us or our luggage on the plane. One of my friends was later pulled aside for "special screening"and we were much later permitted to board a different flight that got us to Florida via Washington DC. How convenient ;)

It occurred to me after the fact that perhaps we looked suspicious since my two friends had one-way tickets (they had found a cheaper return flight on a different airline) and one of them was travelling with a Belarusian passport. Come to think of it he does kind of look like a terrorist anyways- hehe.....

In any case, we made it here and it is beautiful.

Chairman, I'm happy to report that I made the whole journey wearing my Everton jersey. I was even proudly sporting it in my immigration photo. And Evgulick, there is a trampoline here at the hotel. I kid you not. They probably don't expect anyone over 12 years of age to use it, but I'll surprise them.

Hope everyone is doing well. I will try to figure out how to get on the bulletin board while I'm here.

Many kisses,

Tanya
(I'm an Evertonian in the jungle!)

Good morning,

Super-busty Holly Body stopped by my Playhouse again last Thursday. We had a little competition to see who could make who cum first!! Please check inside to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,

This Wednesday's update features one of my absolute favorite models, Katarina. I think this is the 4th gallery of her that I've put in the Playhouse recently. In today's pix Katarina is dressed in severe green leather military garb (hey, this is about fantasy...) and strips down to reveal her lacy lingerie and all-natural 36DD boobs. Yep- ALL NATURAL!

Normally I'm not fixated on natural breasts because I love large silicone breasts too (!!!), but it's not really that often that you find women with h-u-g-e natural racks and thin, fit bodies like Katarina. I love Katarina :)

Best of all, there are 144 new full-size pix of the lovely Katarina in today's update!!!


- XXOO Tanya

Good Morning,

Today's photo update is an especially beautiful gallery featuring me and the sexy, impossibly fit Devon Michaels taking a spring shower together after peeling off our skimpy, pastel garments. If you are a fan of big boobs you will enjoy these pix!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I need to get on my soapbox right now so this is probably a good opportunity for you to stop reading. It's necessary for me to expunge my emotions from my system so I can put my annoyance behind me and enjoy my Sunday.

In the Sunday paper this morning an author of a new book is quoted as saying that she returned to live with her parents because she had no job and no interest in working at a local coffeeshop. The reason that irritated me is because I hear people making similar comments all the time. It is as if they think there is shame in an honest job. They should feel lucky that they live in a country with so many jobs and such abundant opportunity. When did it become preferable for people to remain unemployed rather than take a paying job that may not be the position of their dreams? If they are determined to do so they will eventually get the job of their dreams and there's no excuse for being a lazy sloth in the meantime.

I can understand people wanting to live with their parents, but I just can't fathom why able-bodied adults choose to sit on their butts and let their parents pay all the bills. My parents and I never got along, but in a way I'm glad that I never had the option of returning to their home and sitting idle. I've worked full-time since I was 17 because there was always that specter of the homeless shelter looming in my future as the alternative :)

-- XXOO Tanya

SCRAPPING SHOWGIRLS

It was a sickening spectacle involving screaming,
profanity, clawing at breasts, hairpulling, punching,
spitting, and even worse. It could have been the
sideshow at a Nascar event, particularly since the two
busty combatants were dressed in studded G-string
ensembles that must have been around since the 1980's.
Who were these two white trash idiots? And why were
they fighting in 6" spiked heels? Well..it was me and
my friend Summer Cummings trying to decide who was
going on stage next at The Rack Shack where we work as
topless dancers. Judging by our animosity you'd have
thought we were battling over the deed to the
Trump Towers, but it was just another strip club battle
for supremacy. Come inside the Playhouse to view the
debauchery..


-- XXOO Tanya

No! No! Don't repeal the ban!


Updated: 02:12 PM EDT
Town Repeals Ban on Speedo-Style Suits
By JOHN CURRAN, AP

CAPE MAY, N.J. (April 30) - Come on in, Speedo wearers, the water's fine: Your skimpy little swimsuits are legal now.

For more than 30 years, this quaint little Victorian-themed resort at the southern tip of New Jersey said no to "skintight, formfitting or bikini type" bathing attire on males over the age of 12.

For an ocean resort that once required men and women to swim at different times of day, wearing heavy woolen, cover-everything swimsuits, it made sense to modernize.

"It's a beach town, for God's sake," said Police Chief Diane Sorantino. The town also agreed to lift a rule that stopped bare-chested men from strolling along the beachfront promenade.

Not that everyone's cheering. It's often the older guys - the ones with beer guts, or wrinkly skin, or unsightly tufts of hair - who wear the tiny swimsuits.

"The people you want to see in the Speedos, you don't," said Maggie Creighton, 19, who works in a downtown lingerie store.

Locals who share the beaches with tourists said that despite the ban, the itsy bitsy suits have been a common sight in summer, even though most surf shops and beachwear retailers here don't sell them.

"A lot of people do come in and say `Do you carry Speedos?' said Becky Fitzgerald, sales clerk at Della's General Store. "It's the 40- to 50-year-old group who ask. And it's funny, their bodies aren't the shape for Speedos."

The swimsuit ban was enacted in the 1960s in response to complaints about gay men who wore the suits on the beach, according to former mayor Robert Elwell, who writes a Cape May history column for a local newspaper.

But the ban was rarely if ever enforced, according to the city, which voted to amend its beach regulations last week.

City Administrator Luciano Corea Jr. said the skimpy swimsuit ban was largely unknown. There was no push to eliminate it, but doing so made sense, he said.

"We had no complaints, and we've never issued a summons for it, to my knowledge," said Corea. "Technically, we could've left it on the books. It was never enforced anyway."

Vince Grimm, executive director of GABLES of Cape May County, a gay advocacy organization, said the ban was outdated and holds no particular significance for gays.

"We're no different than anyone else. If they (the suits) are in style, we wear them," said Grimm.

Charlotte Beheler, owner of Sports `n Stuff, which sells Speedos for $25.95, said they're not among her top sellers.

She doesn't expect any big boom in sales this summer - or an explosion of skin on the beaches. Neither does Speedo, which says the men's brief-style suits make up only 1 percent of the Los Angeles-based company's sales.

"I could see that people may buy more, but I don't think it'll be a huge dramatic change," said Speedo marketing manager Lesley Benko.

Still, some people will be watching the beaches this year just to see who's wearing what.

"I haven't been to the beach in years, but now I'm thinking I'll go down there this year," said Joann Quinn, of North Cape May. "The beach ought to be interesting this year."


04/30/05 14:02 EDT



-- XXOO Tanya

It seems that I neglected to tell the seedy story behind the hellacious catfight update of 3/31/05. Misti Knight and I literally ended up shredding our sheer tan pantyhose when we went off on each other. This is how it had all had gotten started on that fine October day...


Misti Knight and I were auditioning for movie roles together. We were going to play sisters. Our audition should have been simple: just a few lines of dialogue and lots of smiles at the director. For some unknown reason Misti started getting really competitive with me. She would interrupt me when I was speaking, stand in my light, and roll her eyes when I was rehearsing my lines and trying to get into character. Finally I turned on her and asked her what she thought she was doing. Did she think that she was going to play the roles of BOTH sisters if she succeeded in upstaging me at this casting call? The whole room broke out in uproarious laughter when I demanded to know this. Misti didn't like being the butt of the joke and all of a sudden we were writhing around on the carpet in nothing but our short skirts and sheer tan pantyhose!!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Do you happen to remember when I had a Photo of the Day on the front page here? Well, I still have one at
www.blondeisland.us

Today's photo is especially comical with the bouffant hairdo :)


-- XXOO Tanya