Good morning,

It seems that Little Miss Jewell gravely embarrassed Zora at a luncheon yesterday. Zora has a steely disposition and was in no way swayed by Jewell's pleas for leniency after the fact.

Enter The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse to see beautiful, blonde Zora heaping indignities upon poor, repentant Jewell. It will be a long time before Jewell misbehaves in public again..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Today we added a huge new XXX gallery featuring Barrett Blade and blonde, busty Anna Nova to
www.JackoffLand.com

As you may know www.JackoffLand.com is my archive site where all the material rotated out of my Playhouse here gets a permanent home.

Check it out when you have a chance!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I have a number of ongoing new auctions. Among them is a rare issue of Gallery magazine from the 1990's. That's me on the cover with dark hair. Nevermind the bouffant hairdo.. the layout inside the magazine is much better. I'm the centerfold in this issue and my hair is not pinned up in the strange beehive 'do for most of the shots. The cover shot was an odd choice by the editor because there was much better stuff to pick from.

Pornstar Stacy Valentine is also in this issue as one of the newly discovered "Girls Next Door." She looks very young and cute. You can find this and my other auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page.


-- XXOO Tanya




-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Who is this gentleman? Clearly he has been caught in a compromising position. Is he an unsuspecting family man who had too much to drink during an executive retreat? Is he a hapless CIA man who has been seduced by a foreign agent?

Why, no. It's the champion of Everyman! David Christopher AKA "Pussyman" has starred in innumerable XXX flicks since the 1970's. He's here to live out your every fantasy in graphic form. This week he's in the Playhouse banging ultra-busty Ashley Evans and gorgeous 36DD legend Carolyn Monroe. You don't want to miss this scorching XXX video!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

It seems that Marilyn's boyfriend caught her behaving inappropiately with another man at the party. That was really no excuse for him to strip her naked and chain her to the bannister of a staircase leading down to the wine cellar. All the other guests were still uptairs drinking and laughing and no one could hear poor Marilyn's plaintive cries for help.

Enter The Bondage Room in my Playhouse to see her in her unpleasant predicament..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Come visit me at
www.JackOffLand.com

My archive site www.JackOffLand.com is updated on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays with material that has been rotated out of the Playhouse here in months and years past.

Be sure to stop by!


-- XXOO Tanya

Wow! Look at those gigantic boobies!!

Seductress Fantasia is waiting for you in the Playhouse and she's all tied up in The Bondage Room..


-- XXOO Tanya

We're back!

We're back!

The server problems have been straightened out and we are back with a vengeance.


Again, I want to extend a heartfelt thanks to all Playhouse members for your patience and understanding over the last 2 days. We encountered some technical problems while switching servers, but now the site is again running smoothly.

Welcome back :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Hey..

What's Stuey Griffin doing here?

Hopefully he will provide a quick moment of comic relief to the Playhouse members who are locked out of the members' area right now. That includes me by the way.

We switched servers over the weekend and things have not gone smoothly. At this moment all members who joined via Verotel are able to enter the Playhouse, but we are in the process of rebuilding the password file for members who joined via CCBill. (I say "we" as if I'm doing anything other than wandering around my house and checking the computer every hour. That's the extent of my technical expertise.)

I very much appreciate all understanding and patience in this frustrating situation. The latest word is that all members should regain access tonight. Please accept my sincere apologies for this inconvenience.


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Who are these three women? Well, that's my boob in the foreground and it is hovering in front of beautiful, busty blondes Allysin Chaynes and Carolyn Monroe. The photo was taken during the shooting of the XXX movie "Floss" that was directed by my friend, famed porn director Jim Holliday. Jim passed on last December.

A signed copy of the DVD version of "Floss" is up for grabs on my auction page. Please click on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page to see all my current auction items.


- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Yesterday I added a hot, hot, hot new gallery featuring gorgeous pornstars Brittany Skye and Alexis Malone (and their strap-on dildo) to the Playhouse. I know you are going to enjoy this one ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

How can it be determined if one is fit to wear the Everton jersey? You might assume that anyone has the constitution to be an Everton fan. Au contraire...

Months ago, during the pinnacle of the Everton season, 36DD Devon Michaels strode into my apartment wearing an Everton jersey of dubious origin, probably a knockoff. I was eager to get going to the lone Irish pub in our neighborhood that was broadcasting the game at 3AM that morning so I didn't bother asking any questions. Right before we were about to depart Devon said: "Rudi Voller and Didi Hamann are part of the Everton team, right?"

The unthinkable question hung in the air until I was overcome with the need to engage in acts of physical violence. You might be wondering what Everton represents and why the mere mention of Rudy Voller and Didi Hamann inflamed my senses. Go to Google and run all the pertinent names. Trust me, Devon's unfortunate query more than warranted a merciless beatdown. The graphic photos are available for your perusal in my Playhouse right now.


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I have a hot auction with just 2 days remaining. That's me on the cover of the September 2000 issue of Biker magazine. The sexy red top and shorts I'm wearing will go to the highest bidder, along with a signed copy of the Biker magazine itself. Click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to check out all my current auctions!



Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Penthouse model Kira Eggers is an amazing, dark-haired Danish beauty. Yesterday I added a highly erotic bondage gallery of Kira struggling against her cuffs in sheer black pantyhose. Somehow her dress comes off and she manages to rip her pantyhose just enough to give you a great view of every part of her awesome body!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Last week I got all dressed up in sexy black lingerie and
a new cocktail dress. Then I realized I had nowhere to go. After playing cassettes on my boombox for a while and staring at the cottage cheese ceiling in the livingroom I decided to get up off the teal sofa and take some photos. It would have been depressing if I couldn't show anyone my brand new stockings and garter belt :)

It's good to have a Playhouse where I can indulge my exhibitionistic streak. Check inside for today's new sexy black lingerie gallery!


-- XXOO Tanya

A girl + a gun + a cigarette + a dildo = Debauchery

Not in a bad way though. Today's new huge 13-page gallery at
www.JackOffLand.com
features all the above for your enjoyment :)


Remember...www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 if you join at any point in the month of July. I update www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week -Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday- with archive material that has been rotated out of my Playhouse here. Join now before the July sale ends!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Who's that gorgeous blonde with the giant rack?

It's Briana Banks, of course, and I just added this huge 10-page XXX photo gallery of her to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 all month long in July so it's a great time for you to come check out all the hot action there!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Petite, beautiful pornstar Gauge is building her man up to a thundering climax in today's XXX video update to my Playhouse. You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Beautiful Asian Kianna Dior couldn't decide if she wanted to fight or f*ck. One minute she was grabbing my boobs and giggling and the next minute she was telling me what a bad friend I was. After a short time I realized it was all just a clever ploy for her to seize the upper hand in a dirty apartment brawl. Clearly she wanted to kick my ass. Incredibly, this all stemmed from a dispute we had had at a strip club in Vancouver 5 years earlier. She claimed that I had "stolen" her customer. He used to always get dances with her and give her lots of money. Then he decided that he liked blondes. Was that really my fault? Kianna thought so and we had a grisly battle in my living room for female dominance. Hairpulling, choking, breast grabbing...you'll be amazed at the depths to which Kianna sank when you see the photos in my Playhouse!

Of course I had to stoop to her level- you can't negotiate with terrorists.


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Guess who I caught having sex on a secluded staircase last weekend? I was at a ritzy party in the Palisades and happened to notice gorgeous 36DD Taylor Wane and amazing raven-haired Mary Jane breaking away from the crowd.

Evidently they thought they were going to find some privacy from prying eyes. Little did they know their stairway tryst would be the featured event in my Playhouse for yesterday's update..


-- XXOO Tanya