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Strippers Have Their Day in Court

Holly and I had a court date on the same day. Turns out we both had some issues with reckless driving. We'd never met before, but we got to chatting in the courtroom when the judge took a brief recess. Holly's conservative apparel could not conceal her firm, full 38DDDs. I wondered aloud why she had not been able to sweet-talk her way out of the 115 MPH ticket she'd received on Interstate 10. Holly rolled her eyes and said she could not even stomach the idea of flirting with some nimrod cop. Wow! It was like we were sisters seperated at birth! I invited Holly back to my apartment after we had both paid $1000 fines and been sentenced to hundreds of hours of Caltrans highway work. Upon arrival at my place I was very much looking forward to openning up a bottle of cheap wine and kicking back. The moment was shattered when my new friend Holly started becoming rude and sarcastic. Among other things she even asked me if I always dressed like a dowdy schoolteacher! There was no way that I was going to take that kind of shit in my own home so I ripped off my suit jacket, squared my shoulders and prepared to do battle with my 36DDs. Holly and I agreed to a no-holds-barred sexual test of wills in which the first woman to make the other one cum would be the WINNER. Just check inside the Playhouse to see who emerged victorious in this contest of c*nts..


-- XXOO Tanya

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Pantyhose-clad, Brawling Strippers!

Jewell and I were wearing pantyhose because we were attending the wedding of a conservative friend of ours. We wanted to look respectable in front of her family and any eligible bachelors that might be there. Maybe they would not guess we were strippers. At least not until we were schlocked out of our minds on the free booze. In any case I was carefully styling my hair and applying my makeup when Jewell decided to "be funny" and blast me straight in the face with her hair dryer. I stared at my dishevelled appearance in the mirror for a second before I snatched the dryer from her hands and prepared to bash in her laughing face with it. Last Thursday's update in the Playhouse tells the rest of the story..


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Is it disturbing to anyone else that Scott Peterson was convicted and sentenced to death?

In all likelihood he did savagely murder his wife and unborn child, but his conviction is still unsettling because it was based entirely on circumstantial evidence. He's been given the death penalty in a case comprised solely of circumstantial evidence. I don't see how any jury and a judge can be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt of his guilt when there were really no solid incriminating facts presented to them.

Ever since O.J. was acquitted I've had grave doubts about the fairness and efficacy of our court system. In that case it was UNBELIEVABLE that he was not convicted, but in many other cases it's equally incredible that the defendants were found guilty. Every year more and more death row inmates are exonerated by DNA evidence. Many of these folks have already been in prison for decades. The appeals process in capital cases is exhaustive and yet they just keep finding more innocent people on Death Row who have been languishing there for long periods of time.

My opinion is that every US citizen should be alarmed by the conviction and the death sentence handed to Scott Peterson. I suspect that he's not innocent but our court system has become a mockery if someone can be sentenced to death solely on the basis of circumstances and conjecture.

Of course no one is here to read about my views on the subject but I still feel compelled to vent my spleen ;)

-- XXOO Tanya

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-- XXOO Tanya

Last week I went over to Summer's new house and she proudly showed me the sapling she had planted in her dining room. I was in utter disbelief but knew my shock would be nothing next to that of her landlords' when they saw the hole she'd created in their ceiling to make room for her tree. It sounded like fun to call and tell them all about it since Summer had evidently not been planning to let them in on the secret until she vacated the place at the end of her year lease. She went ballistic when I tried to make a run for the phone and she used her whole 95-pound frame to body slam me before she smashed my head into her new tree! I don't know what was more astonishing: her eco-terrorism or her dirty fighting techniques. Check out last Thursday's update and you be the judge.

-- xxoo Tanya

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Hello,

Please check out today's new military-themed update to the Playhouse.

As always, I join millions of other Americans in sending my love and prayers to our troops who are bravely serving our country around the world.

-- XXOO Tanya

Hmmm...... I'm trying to figure out how to post links and pictures in this little box and have them open up OUTSIDE the box when somebody clicks on them....

Nude Paradise

Maybe this one will work. I won't know until it is "published" :)

-- XXOO Tanya

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ROOKIE STRIPPER

Lonnie has only been dancing about a year. To be a true veteran stripper you have to have at least 3 years underneath your g-string. Since she is two years shy of the benchmark she has not yet cultivated the deep, seething anger that is attendant to the profession. Yeah, the smart dancers make enough money to compensate for the idiocy they encounter at work, but they end up with a lot of animosity that must be meted out to random but vexing individuals at various moments. It's best to wait for a deserving vessel and then unleash torrents of pent-up abuse upon that hapless person. The key words are "vexing" and "deserving." All you have to do is wait and, sure enough, some moron will do something vexing enough to make them deserving of your punishment. Trust me. It always happens that way. Last Tuesday a drunk, dumbass broad tested my patience and I got into it with her. The end result had that fat bitch chugging a drink out of the toilet. Lonnie thought it was all really funny and I tried to point out to her that she would soon begin to understand why I had such a bad temper. She began playfighting with me and I had to try and force myself to gear up for a second battle in less than 10 minutes!

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-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I received this in an e-mail from Darla Crane www.darlacrane.net this morning:

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -- Hunter S. Thompson 1937-2005


-- XXOO Tanya

Oh, my gosh. I just read that Hunter S. Thompson shot himself yesterday and I'm shocked. It's not often that my mouth falls open and I sit rooted to the spot. I'm not even sure why exactly I'm so surprised.

Are they sure that he really shot himself?

I was turned on to Hunter S. Thompson in college in a popular literature class and he's been one of my favorite authors since. It's very rare for me to have any interest in seeing people whose work I admire, but I'd always wanted to see Hunter Thompson. Not meet him, just observe him and see what vibe I got off him. His work always fascinated me and left me wanting to fathom the complexity of the man behind it.

Same thing with Larry McMurtry. He's still alive, right? Just kidding.

Those two men have -yikes, Thompson is no longer present tense!- some genius that gave them the ability to capture the spirit of American culture in a way that no other author I've read has. In a strange way it was unfortunate that either of their works were turned into movies because no movie could capture the brilliance of their writing. I saw a bit of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and it made me sad. Movie adaptations of great books are upsetting.

Another twisted irony is that a lot of people might have heard of "Lonesome Dove," but may only know it as a miniseries that was on TV. To me "Lonesome Dove" is the great American novel. I hope that Larry McMurtry is still alive and well and typing on his maual typewriter in Texas.

May Hunter S. Thompson rest in peace.

-- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

It's another rainy night in Los Angeles and I'm proud to announce that today I have figured out how to post (some) links here in my journal. It only took me slightly over 2 years.

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-- XXOO Tanya