Good afternoon,
This comes courtesy of my friend Joe:



CALLING IN SICK

Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today..

Boss: Why?

Employee: "My doctor says I suffer from Anal
Glaucoma."

Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee: "I just can't see my ass coming to
work!"


Thanks for the smile, Joe!!

-- XXOO Tanya