Good morning,

Yesterday I added a hot, hot, hot new gallery featuring gorgeous pornstars Brittany Skye and Alexis Malone (and their strap-on dildo) to the Playhouse. I know you are going to enjoy this one ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

How can it be determined if one is fit to wear the Everton jersey? You might assume that anyone has the constitution to be an Everton fan. Au contraire...

Months ago, during the pinnacle of the Everton season, 36DD Devon Michaels strode into my apartment wearing an Everton jersey of dubious origin, probably a knockoff. I was eager to get going to the lone Irish pub in our neighborhood that was broadcasting the game at 3AM that morning so I didn't bother asking any questions. Right before we were about to depart Devon said: "Rudi Voller and Didi Hamann are part of the Everton team, right?"

The unthinkable question hung in the air until I was overcome with the need to engage in acts of physical violence. You might be wondering what Everton represents and why the mere mention of Rudy Voller and Didi Hamann inflamed my senses. Go to Google and run all the pertinent names. Trust me, Devon's unfortunate query more than warranted a merciless beatdown. The graphic photos are available for your perusal in my Playhouse right now.


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I have a hot auction with just 2 days remaining. That's me on the cover of the September 2000 issue of Biker magazine. The sexy red top and shorts I'm wearing will go to the highest bidder, along with a signed copy of the Biker magazine itself. Click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to check out all my current auctions!



Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Penthouse model Kira Eggers is an amazing, dark-haired Danish beauty. Yesterday I added a highly erotic bondage gallery of Kira struggling against her cuffs in sheer black pantyhose. Somehow her dress comes off and she manages to rip her pantyhose just enough to give you a great view of every part of her awesome body!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Last week I got all dressed up in sexy black lingerie and
a new cocktail dress. Then I realized I had nowhere to go. After playing cassettes on my boombox for a while and staring at the cottage cheese ceiling in the livingroom I decided to get up off the teal sofa and take some photos. It would have been depressing if I couldn't show anyone my brand new stockings and garter belt :)

It's good to have a Playhouse where I can indulge my exhibitionistic streak. Check inside for today's new sexy black lingerie gallery!


-- XXOO Tanya

A girl + a gun + a cigarette + a dildo = Debauchery

Not in a bad way though. Today's new huge 13-page gallery at
www.JackOffLand.com
features all the above for your enjoyment :)


Remember...www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 if you join at any point in the month of July. I update www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week -Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday- with archive material that has been rotated out of my Playhouse here. Join now before the July sale ends!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Who's that gorgeous blonde with the giant rack?

It's Briana Banks, of course, and I just added this huge 10-page XXX photo gallery of her to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 all month long in July so it's a great time for you to come check out all the hot action there!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Petite, beautiful pornstar Gauge is building her man up to a thundering climax in today's XXX video update to my Playhouse. You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Beautiful Asian Kianna Dior couldn't decide if she wanted to fight or f*ck. One minute she was grabbing my boobs and giggling and the next minute she was telling me what a bad friend I was. After a short time I realized it was all just a clever ploy for her to seize the upper hand in a dirty apartment brawl. Clearly she wanted to kick my ass. Incredibly, this all stemmed from a dispute we had had at a strip club in Vancouver 5 years earlier. She claimed that I had "stolen" her customer. He used to always get dances with her and give her lots of money. Then he decided that he liked blondes. Was that really my fault? Kianna thought so and we had a grisly battle in my living room for female dominance. Hairpulling, choking, breast grabbing...you'll be amazed at the depths to which Kianna sank when you see the photos in my Playhouse!

Of course I had to stoop to her level- you can't negotiate with terrorists.


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Guess who I caught having sex on a secluded staircase last weekend? I was at a ritzy party in the Palisades and happened to notice gorgeous 36DD Taylor Wane and amazing raven-haired Mary Jane breaking away from the crowd.

Evidently they thought they were going to find some privacy from prying eyes. Little did they know their stairway tryst would be the featured event in my Playhouse for yesterday's update..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Blonde, luscious Delilah has been bad. Very bad. She's such a naughty girl that she appears to be enjoying her punishment!

You can help Delilah relish her confinement by visiting The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse now..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Yesterday I added a brand new set of photos to my Playhouse that show my undying support for Everton soccer. Here I am in Big Dunc's new #9 jersey ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Fourth of July Special!
www.JackOffLand.com
is just $6.95 all month long!



There were 2 new updates for the weekend at www.JackOffLand.com

On Saturday the superheroine video saga featuring the battle of fair-haired Megababe and evil Satana (AKA Francesca Le) continued. (Why is it always the blondes who are fighting for the triumph of good over evil..?)

Sunday morning I added a "behind-the-scenes" gallery of me at a photo shoot. Please visit www.JackOffLand.com
to take a peek at the action behind the camera!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Fourth of July Special!

Have I mentioned recently that my archive site www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for the entire month of July? Membership is just $6.95 for your first month if you join anytime in the month of July.

www.JackOffLand.com
is updated 3 times a week on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays and is a permanent home for all the years of material that have been rotated out of my Playhouse here.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Adorable pornstar Gauge is entertaining some male company this evening. By the looks of things she is an incredibly horny lady tonight!

Go inside my Playhouse to check out Friday's XXX video update featuring hot Gauge and her lucky date in action..


--XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,
There's a new sheriff in town. Or is there? A busty brunette wearing a complete mockery of a police officer's uniform knocked on my door in the middle of the night last week looking for one of my neighbors. I sleepily informed her that she had the wrong address and gave her the correct one. I also remarked that the LAPD must really be hiring from the bottom of their applicant pool if their officers had to rely on the goodwill of civilians to lead them to criminal suspects. Then I glanced pointedly at her slutty uniform and asked her if she had been recruited right off the floor of a porn convention.

Evidently that was the wrong thing to say because she grabbed a fistful of my hair and began trying to brutalize me in my own home! A nasty, nasty battle ensued. Fortunately one of my neighbors had a camera. The whole episode was like Rodney King revisited!

Strangely, when I brought my photographic evidence into the police station the following day there was no record of any officer of her name and description known to be working for the LAPD. I invite you to view these violent photos in my Playhouse and see if you can help me identify this phony officer of the law!

She could be coming to your neighborhood next..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

How can any lady resist a worldly, sophisticated gentleman who likes to perform in pornographic films? I know I can't. Neither can 36DD blonde bombshell Taylor Wane. Check out today's gallery featuring Penthouse Pet Taylor and porn legend David Christopher (AKA Pussyman)!


-- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,

Busty 34D Ariana Martin loves being tied up. See how dripping wet she gets in today's huge bondage photo gallery that's just been added to my Playhouse!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Is it a good morning? In the past week our household chameleon Rusty passed on, my friend Jon had heart surgery, my roommate's Dad had brain surgery, and my cat Larry became ill. The pall of grave illness has been over our home.

However, I am resolute in saying that it is a good morning. Rusty is in Heaven hanging out on a tree branch, Jon is rallying after his surgery, my roommate's Dad is in stable condition, and Larry has remained his sweet self even after several tortorous days of pill-taking. I know how I'd react if someone was forcing something down my throat twice a day every day and I didn't know why, so I give Larry a tremendous amount of credit. Also, his antibiotics must be working as his condition seems much improved.

I mention all this because today seemed like a great day to put on a big pair of boots and stomp around in sheer panties just to express my defiant nature. Will this necessarily influence the hand of fate? No..but it made me feel a lot better!

Check out today's new gallery in the Playhouse to see my disposition improving tremendously as each photo is snapped :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

34C Jewell Marceau had an axe to grind with me for the gallery I posted last week of her being abused by 34D Zora Banx. So she tied me up and spanked me HARD!!

The full gallery is new today at
www.JackOffLand.com




4th of July Special:
www.JackOffLand.com
is just $6.95 all month long in July!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Today's update at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
features yet another busty blonde. Lovely green-eyed 34D Bobbie Marie is pleasuring Barrett out in the garden and he's loving every second of it!

As you may know I have a 4th of July special going on all month long at
www.JackOffLand.com
so membership is just $6.95 for your first month if you join anytime in July. I update
www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week with material that has been rotated out of the Playhouse here and is not available anywhere else. Come check it out!


-- XXOO Tanya

36DD blonde vixen Taylor Wane loves that big cock!! Enjoy today's brand new Playhouse update of gorgeous Taylor doing what she loves most..


-- XXOO Tanya

Jewell Marceau did not make the cheerleading squad so she never received an official set of pom-pons. I took a sadistic delight in parading around in my cheerleading apparel and thrusting my pom-pons in her face whenever possible. The truth was that I only decided to become a cheerleader because I had been cut from the soccer team. Yep, you could say that I understand a little something about being a frustrated loser. What kind of idiot wants to stand around on the sidelines cheering for a bunch of men or boys or whatever they are? I, for one, want to be on the playing field in the spotlight, not relegated to the periphery like every other applauding groupie.

Since I was reduced to being an athletic supporter (is that the same thing as a jockstrap?) I felt entitled to try and make everyone elses' life miserable too. I'm good at that. It was so simple to perform oral sex on the bull-dyke cheerleading coach and get her to deny Jewell a place on the squad. Jewell danced, cheered, and high-kicked with all her heart during the tryout. Hehehe....it was great.

Of course she eventually found out why she'd been denied her rightful spot on the squad, but by then the school year was just about over. Today's update to my Playhouse documents the conflict that occurred on that fateful day last month when she finally confronted me..




-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

As you may know I update my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week: Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Today's update features super-hot Francesca Le and me embroiled in the continuing saga of Satana vs. MegaBabe. It's another superheroine battle pitting the forces of good against evil..

I have a 4th of July special going on at
www.JackOffLand.com
right now. For the month of July full membership is available for the discounted rate of $6.95!!




-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

American girls look very American and Monica Sweetheart looks very European. I was reflecting upon that as I added a beautiful set of her to my Playhouse today. Monica is stunning in her hot pink bikini as she poses outdoors in the California sunlight. She truly is a natural beauty. This gallery is like a breath of fresh air, particularly as the pink bikini starts to disappear..

Enjoy!




-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

You will always find an abundance of beautiful busty blondes inside my Playhouse. This week is no exception, of course. Yesterday's update features gorgeous British pornstar Taylor Wane and her dazzling 36DDs. She and I are enjoying each other and doing our best to get you as hot and horny as possible in our sexy video.

Today I've added a 6-page gallery of incomparable platinum-haired Zora Banx tying up and teasing brunette minx Jewell Marceau. Zora has the most amazing set of natural 34Ds that I've ever seen in my life. Seriously. They are a work of art.

Zora is at her sadistic and sexy finest as she torments 34C Jewell to the brink of orgasm! Will she let her climax?? Cum inside the Playhouse to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Happy 4th of July!!

As always, indescribable love and gratitude to the current and former members of our US military. It is you who have made our country great because without you we would not have the freedoom and liberties we enjoy here in the US.

Many kisses & hugs,

Tanya

Good evening,

I have a 4th of July special at my archive site www.JackOffLand.com !

www.JackOffLand.com is the permanent home for all the archive material that is rotated out of my Playhouse here. For the entire month of July membership at www.JackOffLand.com is just $6.95 for the whole month!


Happy 4th of July to all- particularly to all current and former members of our US military!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Today's new Playhouse update features stunning Australian pornstar Monica Mayhem entertaining her well-hung male companion outside on a beautiful summer day. 36C Monica looks astonishing as always, particularly in her black fishnet pantyhose and high heels.

Enjoy Monica and enjoy your Friday!


-- XXOO Tanya