Wednesday, March 29, 2006

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006


12:39 p.m. PST March 28, 2006
LOS ANGELES - NFL officials today invited Councilman Bernard Parks and the general manager of the Memorial Coliseum to give a formal presentation on their plans for a football stadium in Los Angeles. Parks and Patrick Lynch will discuss building a new stadium inside the facade of the historic Coliseum during the next National Football League owners' meeting, set for late April or early May, according to Parks' chief of staff, Bernard Parks Jr.
Parks and Lynch conducted informal talks with NFL officials this week during the owners' meeting in Orlando in hopes of gaining a formal place on the agenda for the group's next gathering.
The USC Trojans play at the Coliseum, but no professional football team has played there since the Raiders returned to Oakland after the 1994 season.
Outgoing NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue earlier this month reiterated his desire to see a pro team in Los Angeles before the end of the decade. Parks said an NFL presence would bring the city millions of dollars. Parks' plan calls for building a $500 million stadium inside the walls of the Coliseum, which hosted the 1932 and 1984 Summer Olympics. Construction would begin next year, with completion slated for 2009. Parks Jr. said it would be up to the NFL to decide which team -- an existing or expansion team -- would come to Los Angeles. But the city first needs to get NFL officials "to sign on the line" for the stadium project, he said.

- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, March 26, 2006

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

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Monday, March 20, 2006


"What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?"

I stared at that message for an hour on the 405 freeway as I slowly made my way into the San Fernando Valley. It was on a bumper sticker affixed to the car in front of me and it was a valid question. Every time I tried to stop thinking about it my mind would find another angle of the issue to examine. Life really could be as much about the hokey-pokey as anything else. I tried fruitlessly to remember all the lyrics of the hokey-pokey song. It was a song, right? What exactly was the hokey-pokey anyways? It was a dance, right? Is it still a dance? Does anyone remember that song besides me? Evidently so, given the fact that someone made a bumper sticker to commemorate it. Or was their hokey-pokey different from my hokey-pokey? I didn't even really remember what my hokey-pokey was. I kinda sorta did, but I wouldn't have wanted to bet money that I was entirely correct.

It was eery how long I was behind the car with the hokey-pokey sticker. For a short while I became nervous that the driver might be going the same place I was. It would have been downright unsettling if the person turned out to be a friend of cameraman Mike Raffone. Fortunately the driver continued going straight as I turned on to Mike's street. I parked and headed into the shoot with my bag full of stripper gear. On this day I'd be shooting a sex scene with sweet, sexy Cherokee.

The scene should have gone well because I love working with Cherokee, but I could not shake off the hokey-pokey conundrum and enjoy the sex. She started getting mad and our scene quickly degenerated into a busty battle for supremacy..

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- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, March 18, 2006




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Lonnie Waters is incredibly beautiful. Her face is sublime and her body is tan and toned with perfect 34C boobs. She is a work of art. Photographers love her and her fans worship her. To make matters worse, she is also a very sweet person. It really is enough to make you sick. I tried to put a happy face on the situation when I was shooting with her. The grim reality was that I had about zero interest in spending a day with another model who was prettier, blonder, and thinner than I was, particularly when the event was being recorded on film. After about an hour of rehearsing our dialogue for a custom video I decided to beat the shit out of her. The trick was getting her to hit me first so I could play the victim and pretend she started it. Fortunately I'm quite good at that type of emotional subterfuge..

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- XXOO Tanya

Friday, March 17, 2006

Wednesday, March 15, 2006




Good morning,

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- XXOO Tanya

Monday, March 13, 2006



Good afternoon,

Another catfight incident from my past has been archived at www.JackOffLand.com
Here's the behind-the-scenes story:

Jasae and I ordered some Japanese food when we were hanging out at my apartment. My cat Larry was standing next to me when I openned the door for the delivery driver. The driver was delighted by Larry and said: "Oh, wow! You have a Norwegian Forest Cat!" I laughed and told her that I had rescued Larry from a crack house in Lawndale and that I didn't think he was of any special pedigree. The woman was very insistent that he was indeed of Norwegian Forest descent. After she departed I got on the Net and looked up info on Norwegian Forest Cats. To my astonishment I discovered that the woman was probably correct. I love my animals regardless of their lineage, but I was enamored by all the Larry-type cats on the computer. Larry sat on my lap as we gazed at all his distant relatives. Jasae exhibited no interest at all in his feline genealogy and, finally, she commented:

"That dumpster-diving gato could be descended from royalty. It still doesn't change the fact that he spent his formative years inhaling second-hand methamphetamine smoke on 170th Street."

Suffice it to say that her comment was not overlooked by Larry's mother. In fact, I took the term "catfight" to a whole new level when I attacked Jasae with a level of ferocity that she had not seen from me before. I will admit that she is a very tough (albeit misguided) lady..


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- XXOO Tanya


Sunday, March 12, 2006



Here's an excerpt from a recent update at my archive site
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Kianna and I have known each other for about 6 years or so. We originally met at a shoot for Busty Beauties magazine in 2000. Editor Morgan Hagen had booked Kianna, me, and Shay Sights to shoot some funny spoofs for the magazine. Shay and Kianna used to dance at the same club in Canada and had known each other for quite some time. I believe that Shay had hooked Kianna up with her first adult modelling jobs. At the time of the Busty Beauties shoot Kianna only did solo-girl and girl-girl work in the adult industry..


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- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, March 09, 2006




Carolyn Monroe borrowed my dress for a date. That was fine. She and I often exchange clothes because its hard to find stuff that fits over our 36DD boobs. The only problem was that she really liked her date and let hom blow a big load of cum all over my dress. Evidently she was too impatient to take it off before the magic moment. I really let her have it when she stumbled into our apartment at 3AM..

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- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, March 01, 2006