Good evening,

A few moments ago I was looking for a suitable Memorial Day photo and came across a gallery at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
The words I had written to accompany the photos sum up my sentiments pretty well:

I've always been a big supporter in spirit of our US military. That seems inadequate while we have troops dying at war now, and I feel I should do more than utter such sentiments. Over the years though, I have always notice that Playhouse members seemed to enjoy military-themed updates on my site. The bikini I'm wearing in this gallery bears real US Navy patches that were given to me by a former sailor in Nashville. I put more of the patches on a matching flight suit which I wore for the
9-25-05 "Tonic for the Troops" update here in JackOffLand. I wish I could do more for our troops than pose in military garb and mail packages to them, but I'm not in favor of the Iraq war and it seems more than a bit ludicrous to consider enlisting to go fight in this conflict. If anything, I would like to somehow help our veterans in their quest to obtain proper medical care and benefits upon their return home. They should not have to fight for that.

Thank you to all of our current and former military personnel around the world. My thoughts are with you and all the fallen servicemen and servicewomen who have died for our country. Your noble sacrifices have made our country the great place that it is.


- XXOO Tanya

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- XXOO Tanya

Huh? I must not be awake yet:


TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) - Florida Gov. Jeb Bush said he was privately approached about his interest in becoming the NFL's next commissioner.
Bush said Tuesday the issue was discussed at a recent meeting with Patrick Rooney Sr., according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.
Rooney's brother is Dan Rooney, owner of Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers and co-chair of the search committee looking to replace the retiring Paul Tagliabue.
"I met with Mr. Rooney and I said, 'I'm doing my job until I'm finished and then I'm going to consider other things,"' Bush told the newspaper.
Bush has said he will not run for president in 2008. His final term as governor ends in January, although he doesn't believe NFL officials will hold the position open until then.
Tagliabue, who has been commissioner since 1989, announced in March his decision to retire. Although he originally set a July 31 deadline to be out of the job, he has indicated his willingness to stay on longer.


- XXOO Tanya

Whiskey River Rage

Jewell Marceau and I were hanging out at a roadside bar in the desert hoping some cute truckers would stop by. No such luck. We sat there expectantly until the crotchety old barkeep decided to shut the place down for the night. We were disappointed, but not ready to give up yet. We asked the barkeep, an elderly woman with an astonishing resemblance to Phyllis Diller, where else we could go to meet some guys. With an evil cackle she recommended that we go hang out by the truck scales on Interstate 5. "Maybe you'll even make $20," she added.

It surprised me how fast Jewell ripped the woman's cheap wig off her head and dumped a beer on the tangled mop. The woman was screaming profanities at the top of her lungs as she chased us out the door. It was too late when she remembered that we hadn't paid our tab. I was already inside my car gunning the engine in a threatening manner when she began bellowing about the money. Maybe my perception was cloudy, but I think that my sideview mirror may have clipped her in the boob as I tore out of the dirt parking lot.

We decided it was best to go home. It was unclear to either of us exactly how bad our transgressions had been. The whole episode was kind of odd. After readjusting the side mirror and driving home we started playing darts in the livingroom. Jewell put on some country music because those cowboy songs always seem apropos when you're at a low ebb in your life. The sappy music was cranking at full volume when I noticed Jewell taking the very last swig out of the Jack Daniels bottle. That was the last drop of liquor in the house!

She laughed out loud when she saw the outrage on my face. I told her I was going to teach her the lesson of her life. The details of the resulting battle are a little bit murky in my mind, but I could swear a song called "Whiskey River Rage" was playing in the background..

You can see the outcome of this regrettable evening inside my Playhouse. Most days I just try and pretend that none of it ever even happened.


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

It looks like there's yet another good reason to wear a heavy-duty bra when out running errands:

TAMPA, Fla. - A 44-year-old woman escaped serious injury from a gunshot Sunday thanks to her seat belt and a thick bra strap, authorities said.
Robin Key, 44, of Riverview, Fla., was shot through the windshield of the car she was riding in Sunday. She said she felt a searing pain in her shoulder.
Hillsborough County sheriff's deputies said a .38-caliber bullet smashed through the windshield then bounced off Key's shoulder — thanks to a seat belt and a thick bra strap.

- XXOO Tanya

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- XXOO Tanya