Good afternoon,

Around the time the photo above originally appeared in my Playhouse I was starting to wonder why I didn't get along with people anymore. I'd been on a real anger rampage. It would have seemed disingenuous for me to pretend that it was all the other people who had problems and none of it was my fault. But that is how it seemed to me. Really. Maybe I had just been way too nice for way too long and all the resentment had finally started to bubble up within me. Still, even the pent-up aggression of a lifetime would not compel me to risk the liability of hitting somebody first. The day these photos were taken I really wanted to punch Coral Sands in the nose because she was behaving like an imbecile at a fake wrestling shoot we were at. She was being a little too vigorous in her following of the script (which had a predetermined outcome) and I very much desired to pound it into her head that we were only acting and not really wrestling. Instead of pounding it into her head I just spit in her face. That got her going and she landed the first blow! When all was said and done only one of us could continue the shoot. The shocked cameraman just continued snapping photos of the last woman standing..

Come witness the carnage at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
now!


- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I am excited to announce that I am auctioning off a limited series of 5 original, never-been-seen before posters. They were shot by renowned photographer Marcus and are available only through my auction partner Toyzz.com. Each poster is a high-quality, glossy art print that will never be available again after the limited edition of 5 has been sold. They each measure 34" X 22". You can see a thumbnail image of this brand new military-inspired poster above this text on the left. I have also included a pic of me holding one of the posters to show scale.

To access my auction page click on Merchandise in the toolbar above. If you have any questions about the new poster just click on Ask a Question in the auction listing.

Happy bidding!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

I have a bunch of new auctions going on right now. Among the items offered is my official Score magazine T-shirt. I received this T-shirt in 2000 when I went on the ill-fated Score magazine Boob Cruise. The cruise was not ill-fated because the boat sank or anything dramatic like that- it was just ill-fated for me on a personal level. There was a lot of tension on board that vessel. Models Alyssa Alps and Casey James were in positions of some sort of directorial capacity and, not to mix metaphors, but that boat ride was no walk in the park. Perhaps I had myself to blame for much of that. As I reflect upon years past I can't help but notice that I have never had good experiences with organizations that revolve around models with huge breasts. By some standards I myself have huge breasts, but mine wither in comparison to most models in Score magazine. If you pick up an issue you'll see exactly what I'm talking about.

Actually, I should have some auctions coming up which feature back issues of Score. My photos are in them and I'm identified as being a "stuck-up, snotty bitch" among other things. My relationshop with Score ended on a bad note. One of the magazine's owners told me my "career was over" after the Boob Cruise.

I don't let those kinds of things bother me so I kept on wearing the free T-shirts they had given me. That might seem kind of strange, but I'll also admit to still wearing some old Los Angeles Raiders T-shirts that I have. Believe me, I'm no fan of Al Davis either.

In any case, one of my official Score T-shirts is on the auction block now. You can see me wearing it in the pic to the left. To access my current auctions just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

This photo is an age progression I had done to show what I will look like at 70. Just kidding. It's actually from the front page of MSN.com today. The photo accompanies an article about how one should handle queries from rude people who ask why you are not married yet. I seem to hear that question a lot lately. It was starting to bug me until one of my roommates pointed out that people were probably just asking me that (repeatedly) because it got a rise out of me. She's probably right- I had become too gratifying a target. In any case, the article from MSN is pretty funny. Here's my favorite line:

"..being single isn't about being a loser."


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

We are now accepting subscription payments by mail at my archive site www.JackOffLand.com The pic of me to the right is from Sunday's update at Jackoffland. To see further information regarding payment by mail please visit

www.JackOffLand.com/join.html


I hope to see you there!


- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

I have a number of auctions going on right now. Among them is the outfit I wore in a 5-girl orgy scene with Kylie Wild, Avy Scott, Cassie, and Felix Vicious in the XXX feature Absolutely Adorable. It's not exactly a high-fashion outfit, but this blue denim mens' workshirt has seen a lot of action with a lot of beautiful babes! A signed copy of Absolutely Adorable is yours as well if you win the auction.

You can access my auction page by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

The first installment of the Power Girl vs. Catwoman superheroine saga is now playing at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com! Yep, that's me in my Power Girl incarnation talking on the phone. It appears that I have not yet donned my supersuit or cape ;)

Check out
www.JackOffLand.com
to see the Power Girl series, as well as video of me doing some behind-the-scenes training for my role. Hehe..I've never really trained for anything. It's a good thing my Shakespearean acting talent comes naturally. Just kidding. In any case, I do have a 3-part video in there which features ultimate fighter Frank Trigg teaching me how to box. Superheroines need to be ready for battle.

I hope to see you at www.JackOffLand.com !


- XOXO Tanya

Good evening,

Have you heard about the arrest of racecar driver Kurt Busch for suspicion of DUI? This is the interesting part:

"Busch was not cited for alcohol; a breath test was inconclusive because the device failed."

I hope I never get a DUI, but if I do...I really hope that I will also have a bunch of financial backers and/or rich relatives who are able to facilitate the "malfunctioning" of the breathalyzer. While I'm wishing for stuff I'll also fantasize that the arresting officer will look exactly like Devon Michaels in this picture.

- XOXO Tanya

Good evening,

My thoughts tonight are of course with the former and current members of our military. We have our great country thanks to your dedication and your sacrifices. God Bless all of you.

I was informed that yesterday was the official birthday of the Marines so I decided to re-post the following story. It was sent to me by my friend Joe who is a veteran himself. I put it up here over a year ago, but it is worth revisiting :)



YOU GOTTA LOVE THE MARINES

Marines Answer to Gun Control

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion ofNational Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what thingsare you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you'renot one....... are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Today I shot some cool stuff for The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse. Here is the lovely Anastasia Pierce beating the crap out of sexy Jewell Marceau and myself!

This hot gallery will be in the Playhouse soon..


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Have I ever mentioned that cheerleaders bug me? Most of them are women and instead of using their abilities to play sports they opt to stand on the sidelines cheering on a bunch of men. I'd understand if they got paid for it, but they don't. Imagine my frustration at having one especially nubile young lady interrupt my soccer practice at the local community college where I coach intramural sports. Summer Tyme was bouncing around in her little skirt and waving her pom-pons in the air while I was putting my team through some serious drills. When she picked up my megaphone and started calling out cheers I almost throttled her right there on the field. Fortunately my good sense caught up with me before I did it in front of any witnesses. I wisely opted to obtain her personal information from the college's computer database and then hid every night behind a tree in her backyard for three weeks until I found the perfect moment and confronted her in her own bedroom. Unbelievably the little twat was still wearing her cheerleader uniform at three o'clock in the morning. Even more surprisingly she turned out to be very feisty and resourceful in the heat of battle. That brings me right back to my original premise that most of these pom-pon wavers are squandering their real talents when they waste their time practicing song and dance routines. Please check inside my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
to see Summer and me hashing out our philosophical differences..


- XXOO Tanya
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Good afternoon,

I'd like to recreate this story as a porn video:

Panthers Cheerleaders Reportedly Arrested


Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested early Sunday morning at a Tampa nightclub after an incident that reportedly began with the two of them having sex.

The Charlotte Observer reported that according to a police report, Kristen Owen, 22 and Angela Keathley, 26, were arrested after an incident at Banana Joe's in the city's Channelside district. One cheerleader was charged with battery, the other with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
According to the Observer, the police report claims the two cheerleaders were having sex with each other in a stall at the bar when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the bathroom. Owen and another person started arguing and Owen hit that person in the face, according to the report.
However, according to a report by WCNC-TV, police have since questioned the identity of the woman identified as Owen, saying another woman may have tried to dupe them by using Owen's drivers license. Police said they have opened an investigation into the identity issue.
WCNC-TV reported that Owen's mother claimed Owen was at a wedding South Carolina at the time of the arrest.
Keathley, whose identity has not been disputed, was escorted out of the bar, and the police report said she was so drunk she could barely stand. Police also described her as rude and belligerent toward them.
The Observer also reported that other Panthers cheerleaders bailed the two out of the Orient Road Jail late Sunday morning.
According to the Observer report, Keathley and the woman claiming to be Owen made the trip to Tampa on their own as they are only on the sidelines for home games.
Team officials at Sunday afternoon's game said they were aware of the report, but declined further comment.

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(By the way, that's pornstar Alana Evans in the cute cheerleader pic. I have lots of sexy photos of her in my Playhouse. Maybe she can star in my upcoming directorial debut which will be entitled "Hot-tempered & Horny: Lesbian Cheerleaders on a Rampage!")


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Another nasty catfighting episode unfolded at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
this past week:


My friend Cherokee came over last night on the pretext that she wanted to help me out. She had seen last Tuesday's photos of Kim Chambers and myself battling on my site here. Cherokee told me she wanted to show me a few moves that I could use the next time I got into a fight. I pointed out that a 4'11 doll such as herself really needn't worry about such things as fighting, particularly since someone of her size was only equipped to take on a kindergartener or an age-shrunken Alzheimer's patient, and that I really didn't need to learn any new moves anyways. She pointed out that an aging fatso like me better learn to bust a few new moves, particularly since I looked like I was stuck in a time warp with my bleached hair and overly large breast implants, and that I was a tacky slob who evidently hadn't changed my dress since I fought Kim Chambers. As soon as her words registered I grabbed two handfuls of her hair and prepared to subject her to the worst torment of her life. Suffice it to say that Cherokee was much stronger and more vengeful than previously anticipated, and that neither of us wears underwear..


- XXOO Tanya

Get Out!

Staying inside the house breeds a sort of insanity always. Every house is in this sense a hospital. A night and a forenoon is as much confinement to those wards as I can stand - and then I must go outdoors.

Henry David Thoreau



- XXOO Tanya