Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Good evening,
Strippers can be amazingly stupid. Not all of them, but there is guaranteed to be a contingent of retards at any club you happen to dance at. The anti-discrimination laws in California mandate that new strip clubs make all the stages and dressing rooms accessible to handicapped dancers. I've never worked with a stripper who was in a wheelchair, but I've had to share stages with overwhelming numbers of mentally handicapped ones. They become irate if another dancer plays "their song." Do they think they hold the copyright? They bitch about another dancer talking to "their customer." Is he their property? They whine about not making enough money on stage so they sit down in the middle of their song and pout. Do they think that helps?
I always thought Goldie was a cut above the rest. She is, actually, but she had an attack of idiocy a few nights ago at the bar. She accused me of wearing baby oil during my set and making the stage floor greasy. Oh, brother. I told her it wasn't my fault that she couldn't keep herself from falling on her ass.
She didn't see it that way so we agreed to settle our differences in a storage room behind the stage. Today's brand new pictures in the Playhouse will tell the rest of the story.......

-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, March 29, 2004

Good evening,
Do you like blondes with big boobs? Well, since you are here....there's a good chance that maybe you do. Today's BRAND-NEW update features my dripping pussy with the incomparable Taylor Wane. This photoset has already been receiving R-A-V-E reviews from Playhouse members. Please cum on in and check it out!!
Normally I hate to use the the too-blatant, double entendre spelling of the verb "come," but in this instance I am convinced that this gallery will make you C-U-M!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, March 28, 2004

MARCH 9--Meet Alice Regina Pike. The 35-year-old Georgia woman must
think Wal-Mart cashiers are rather dumb, because she actually just
tried to pass a $1 million bill at one of the retail chain's
megastores. According to this amusing Covington Police Department
report , Pike was attempting to pay for $1671.55 in merchandise, but
a Wal-Mart clerk called over her manager when she was handed the
bogus bill (instead of handing over $998,328.45 in change). As first
reported by Joey Peters of the Newton Citizen, Pike was arrested for
forgery and booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the mug shot was
taken. Pike, who told cops that her husband had given her the $1
million bill, was found to have two more phony seven-figure notes in
her purse. Perhaps she would have fared better with a $200 bill .

Saturday, March 27, 2004

HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That pretty well describes Thursday's XXX hardcore video update featuring the ravishing Briana Banks getting ravished!!

I used Friday's designated "mystery update" slot to air a video explaining why I am such a complete slacker. It met with a surprisingly sympathetic response. Many Playhouse members indulged me by admitting to the chaos in their workspaces. Kind of like group therapy. We all have foibles, I suppose. Some of us, like me, have major issues.

Have a great weekend!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

We all know about pesky neighbors, right? How would you feel if YOUR neighbor was Katrina Rosebud and she called you a "dirty hooker" right in front of all the other tenants at the complex pool? I pretended to ignore her comment. Katrina probably thought she'd never have to pay. Well, that changed last week when we bumped into each other in the laundry room. We were wearing tank tops and blue jeans before one of us was left lying defeated on the floor, stripped of all clothing and dignity. Never underestimate the power of a rear naked choke in forcing someone to shut the fuck up. Please examine today's update and you'll see my point.

-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, March 22, 2004

Airline Halts Plan for Lip-Shaped Urinals

Mon Mar 22, 7:57 AM ET




NEW YORK (Reuters) - Virgin Atlantic Airways on Friday scrapped plans to install bright-red urinals shaped like women's open lips at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport, saying it had received complaints they were offensive.


 

"Virgin Atlantic was very sorry to hear of people's concerns about the design of the 'Kisses' urinals to be fitted into our clubhouse at JFK Airport. We can assure everyone who complained to us that no offense was ever intended," Virgin spokesman John Riordan said in a statement.


Riordan said the British company received several dozen complaints from people and groups including the National Organization for Women after its plans for the urinals had been made public. NOW had posted a message on its Web site urging members to complain to Virgin chief Richard Branson.


"I don't know many men who think it's cool to pee in a woman's mouth, even a porcelain one," said NOW President Kim Gandy on the group's Web site.


The urinal, designed by a Dutch company, was the idea of a female designer. Riordan said Virgin was surprised by the negative reaction to the plan, part of designs for the lounge, built to pamper first-class customers.

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I'm betting that it wasn't MEN who were complaining about these urinals.

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Good evening,
I was just, um, enjoying the hot XXX Jeanie Rivers boy-girl photoset that we added on Thursday. She's a stunning blonde beauty with a perfect, tight, hard body. Her golden tan skin looks even more luscious with that nice load of white cum that her "tennis instructor" deposited on her tummy and boobs. Why did reality intrude and make me notice that the tennis pro shaved his balls but not his hairy ass? Why do I feel compelled to comment on that? I don't know. I had to share it with somebody.

-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, March 19, 2004

"And if life is just a highway-- then the soul is just a car

And objects in the rearview may appear closer than they are"


Meatloaf

Monday, March 15, 2004

Good evening,
There is a BRAND NEW gallery of never-seen-before material in the Playhouse today!!! It was just shot a few weeks ago at a lovely home in Pacific Palisades that overlooks the beach. Lots of BIG BOOBS, BLACK LYCRA, and BLONDE HAIR..............

Last Thursday we began our new tradition of adding weekly hardcore XXX boy-girl updates. The first photo gallery features blonde, beautiful, sexy Jeannie Rivers with an unidentified male who has a large, hard penis. Please enjoy!!!

-- XXOO Tanya
Laid-Off Factory Worker Wins Powerball

57 minutes ago




INDIANAPOLIS - A man who was laid off last week from his job at a tractor factory claimed a $89 million Powerball prize Monday with the sole winning ticket.

 

Tim Rivers said he and his wife, Pam, plan to buy a new house and move out of their mobile home in the town of Salem in southern Indiana.


The couple, who are both 24 and have two young children, opted for the cash option and will receive $49.9 million before taxes, a Hoosier Lottery spokeswoman said.


"Winning that much money terrified me," Tim Rivers said, adding that when he realized Saturday he had a winning ticket he immediately called a financial planner.


Pam Rivers, who works at a daycare center, said both she and her husband plan to return to school and she hopes to become a nurse.


They have a 6-month-old son, and a daughter, 4.


The winning numbers for Saturday night's drawing were: 11, 44, 45, 48, 50 and Powerball 2.


Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Good evening,
Please let me give you a little background on today's photo update:

Francesca Le was a man-stealing bitch who needed to pay a price. I don't mind admitting that I attacked her when she was down. Literally. She was down on the mat doing situps at the gym when I sat right on her face and cut off her air. It only took about an hour of relentless face-sitting, boob-smothering, and choking to make her apologize. After her tearful apologies she agreed to assist me in luring that slimy prick Alex to the gym so we could kick the crap out of him. He was the worthless loser who came between us in the first place.
Please come in to my Playhouse and witness Francesca and me subjecting Alex to torture worse than anything he ever could have imagined in his young punk life. When we were through he didn't just wish that he hadn't cheated on me, he wished that he had never been born.

-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, March 08, 2004

Good afternoon,
Inside the Playhouse we recently added a Playhouse "Fantasy Wishbook" where Playhouse members can post their fantasies. Playhouse member Dave requested an update which would feature me wearing thigh-high black boots. Voila! In today's gallery I am wearing a sexy pair of thigh-high black boots for Dave and playing with a beautiful new glass toy.
In the near future there will be another update with these same naughty black boots! They are some dramatic photos shot by Raiko Hartman a few weeks ago. I have not yet seen them, but he said they turned out very, very hot!

Speaking of Playhouse Fantasy Wishbook requests, last Friday we added a video of me in what I had thought was the skimpiest bikini known to man. I had shot the video specifically for a Playhouse member who requested me to wear the tiniest bikini I could find. Upon his viewing of the clip he insisted that he could locate one that was even tinier! I heartily challenged him to try. Who am I to turn down new clothes? If I judge his garment to be even smaller than my gold bikini then you will be seeing it in the Playhouse very soon!!!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, March 06, 2004

Good evening,
There are a couple of new video clips in the Playhouse. Added Wednesday was the first of a series of clips of me preparing for my title defense in the upcoming WTBA (World Topless Boxing Association) championships. Please visit the official WTBA website at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DTWTBABoxing/ for some background on the organization.
Appearing with me in the video is my trainer Frank Trigg, who is a mixed-martial-arts world welterweight champion himself. Mixed-martial-arts fighting is perhaps better known as "ultimate fighting" or "extreme fighting" here in the US. Please visit Frank's site at www.FrankTrigg.com. I am very lucky that he agreed to take me on as a client because he does not ordinarily train athletes for semi-nude events. I told him that it is a burgeoning new field...hehe.....
Besides, he fights topless too.

-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, March 04, 2004

BREAKING NEWS.............

Seniors Brawl After Salad Bar Dispute

54 minutes ago




WINTER HAVEN, Fla. - A dispute at the salad bar turned into a food fracas at an upscale retirement home, with a man taking a bite out of another's arm and other residents suffering minor injuries.

 

Police said resident Lee Thoss, 62, of the Spring Haven Retirement Community was picking through the lettuce, which disgusted 86-year-old William Hocker, who was standing in line behind him.


Hocker told Thoss no one wanted to eat food he had been playing with. Thoss yelled and cursed at him, Hocker told police, and Hocker called him a nasty name. Then, witnesses said, Thoss then began punching Hocker in the face.


In the buffet melee that followed, Allen Croft, 79, tried to grab Thoss, who bit him on the arm, reports said.


Thoss' mother, Arlene, in her 80s and also a Spring Haven resident, jumped in to break up the fight and ended up with a cut arm. Harry Griffin, 92, was standing at the salad bar and cut his head when he was knocked to the ground.


"All the old folks were either getting up to help or trying to get out of there," police spokesman J.J. Stanton said of the scene last Sunday in the well-appointed dining room, which features an ice cream bar and a pastry chef.


Arlene Thoss, Croft and Griffin were treated at a local hospital and released.


Stanton said all involved declined to press charges, but home administrators have asked Lee Thoss to move out.

-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Good afternoon,
This comes courtesy of my friend Joe:



CALLING IN SICK

Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today..

Boss: Why?

Employee: "My doctor says I suffer from Anal
Glaucoma."

Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee: "I just can't see my ass coming to
work!"


Thanks for the smile, Joe!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, March 01, 2004

Good evening,
Taylor St. Claire can be a selfish twat. Sure, she's beautiful and has tits to die for, but that's no excuse for turning her back on a friend.
Last Saturday night is a good example of her self-centeredness. She and I had plans to go out. We were all dressed up and ready to leave. No sooner had we both applied that last spritz of cologne then her phone rang.
I guess it must have been a "bigger name" on the other line because all of a sudden she was changing her plans. I was going to be left out in the cold because someone had evidently called with a better offer for the evening. Some big party somewhere and I was not invited!
At first she tried to make excuses, but I called her out. That's when things got DOWN and DIRTY . Taylor and I have tangled before, but this time was different.
The only remaining evidence of this vicious battle is now in the Playhouse. Please don't look at it if you don't like violence. Taylor and I had a score to settle. Settle it we did because NO ONE ended up going out that evening......

-- XXOO Tanya