Good evening,
Please tune in today and watch the stunning climax of the Catwoman/Power Girl saga in the Playhouse!!!!
Which big-busted blonde will savor victory after forcing the humiliation of the other??
Will Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) purr off into the sunset, or will she compromise one of her 9 lives battling Power Girl (AKA Tanya Danielle)?
Is this an epic battle of good pitted against evil?
Or is it just a savage, dirty matchup of two horny blondes fighting for sexual dominance?
Please CUM on in to the Playhouse and find out!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Friday, February 27, 2004
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Good evening,
There is a BRAND NEW E-X-C-L-U-S-I-V-E photoset in the Playhouse today!!!! It features myself and Goldie of DamselX.com locked in a bitter, dirty, low-down catfight. Trust me, we had a good reason.
Which of us proves to be nastier and more determined? You will have to see for yourself. It was a no-holds-barred (and no HOLES barred) debacle. People always think I'm a passive bimbo when they see my blonde hair, large breasts, and skimpy outfits. Maybe I've been called an airhead a few too many times. Maybe Goldie has too. All I know is that when we locked horns the rage came from somewhere deep.
These photos are a NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE rarity that you won't see anywhere else. Please enjoy the savagery!
-- XXOO Tanya
There is a BRAND NEW E-X-C-L-U-S-I-V-E photoset in the Playhouse today!!!! It features myself and Goldie of DamselX.com locked in a bitter, dirty, low-down catfight. Trust me, we had a good reason.
Which of us proves to be nastier and more determined? You will have to see for yourself. It was a no-holds-barred (and no HOLES barred) debacle. People always think I'm a passive bimbo when they see my blonde hair, large breasts, and skimpy outfits. Maybe I've been called an airhead a few too many times. Maybe Goldie has too. All I know is that when we locked horns the rage came from somewhere deep.
These photos are a NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE rarity that you won't see anywhere else. Please enjoy the savagery!
-- XXOO Tanya
Saturday, February 21, 2004
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR....................PLAYHOUSE,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Today is the first year anniversary of the openning of the Playhouse members' area here at TanyaDanielle.com. please keep your eyes open for a special treat today............
Many kisses,
Tanya
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Today is the first year anniversary of the openning of the Playhouse members' area here at TanyaDanielle.com. please keep your eyes open for a special treat today............
Many kisses,
Tanya
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Monday, February 16, 2004
Saturday, February 14, 2004
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
I hope everyone is having a good weekend.
As a reminder: There is only one day remaining in my current photo auction! The auction features 2 former Photos of the Day. One, "Contemplation" is an original photo shot by Julie Strain. The other is a one-of-a-kind photo of me in pink vinyl shot by my friend Al. Both are signed on the back and identified with the date of their Photo of the Day appearance. They are also both archived here in my "Photo of the Day" page in the Playhouse.
Please go to the "What's New" box to the right of your screen and click on the link provided under February 7.
Again, Happy Valentine's Day to all!!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
I hope everyone is having a good weekend.
As a reminder: There is only one day remaining in my current photo auction! The auction features 2 former Photos of the Day. One, "Contemplation" is an original photo shot by Julie Strain. The other is a one-of-a-kind photo of me in pink vinyl shot by my friend Al. Both are signed on the back and identified with the date of their Photo of the Day appearance. They are also both archived here in my "Photo of the Day" page in the Playhouse.
Please go to the "What's New" box to the right of your screen and click on the link provided under February 7.
Again, Happy Valentine's Day to all!!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Friday, February 13, 2004
Hello,
I stumbled across the following site this evening: http://www.geocities.com/sarrrahjane/
Quirky and interesting. This woman and her site are funny. Often I'm too verbose, but I'm not finding words to describe my reaction to her site right now, so please go check it out on your own.
-- XXOO Tanya
I stumbled across the following site this evening: http://www.geocities.com/sarrrahjane/
Quirky and interesting. This woman and her site are funny. Often I'm too verbose, but I'm not finding words to describe my reaction to her site right now, so please go check it out on your own.
-- XXOO Tanya
Hi again,
Today I am doing my once-a-month e-mail reading session. I'm not good about staying on top of my e-mails. It was so much easier for me to keep up with correspondence when much of it was conducted through the US Mail. That must have been because I got so much less of it. People must REALLY want to contact you if they bother to compose a letter and actually succeed in finding an envelope, affixing a stamp to it, and getting it into a mailbox. I'm not being snide. Over the years I have sealed tons of letters into envelopes that never even got stamps, let alone arrived at their intended destinations.
Hmmmmmm.......I just invalidated my original point that it was easier for me to answer letters than e-mails. Apparently I've always been a slacker.
In any case, today I was going through my e-mails for the first time in a month. That's how I came across the joke from my friend Joe which I put in my previous post. A minute ago I opened an e-mail from some guy who must have written to me last month. Evidently I had launched an angry/annoyed e-mail at him the last time I had gone through my inbox. I must have been in a bad mood. Here's our e-mail exchange:
--- "John Doe" wrote:
Hi,
I give you 100'000 Euros to fuck me, let me
know ...
Kiss on your pussy
"John Doe"
____________________
Tanya Danielle wrote back:
Go fuck yourself, loser. There's not enough money in
the world............
____________________
"John Doe" then wrote back:
Subject: I'd like to fuck you
Date: Sun, 4 Jan 2004 15:56:30 +0100
"You call me a loser ??
Everything has a price ..."
______________________
Oh, brother. Why do I always get these guys? Just because I'm a stripper and/or because I work in the porn business does not mean I'm available for escort work. I have nothing against performers who are, but it's not my thing. If it was I would be on all the escort sites and making the fact known on my site.
Usually I don't even answer e-mails like that one, but I must have been in a foul mood that day. Here's a HOT TIP for potential johns:
DON'T TRY AND SOLICIT PEOPLE FOR PROSTITUTION UNLESS YOU KNOW THEY ARE PROSTITUTES.
That's a hot tip for anyone who doesn't like to get shot down. Then again, guys who are habitual customers of prostitutes probably got used to being shot down early on in life. Maybe they know something demoralizing about themselves that they are willing to accept. Who knows. The only reason I end up pondering the question is because I often get those annoying "John Doe"-type e-mails. And because I sometimes have to go work in Vegas. My friend Tim still has not gotten me my Official Las Vegas T-shirt which is supposed to read: "I'm not a hooker so don't even talk to me."
On a funnier note, in January I had another rant here about my annoyance at being continually mistaken for a prostitute. One of the Playhouse members posted on the Playhouse bulletin board that he totally understands my position, feels my pain, and that he, too, is tired of people constantly offering him money for sex. Touche....even though I don't have that little mark that's supposed to go over the "e" on my keyboard!
-- XXOO Tanya
Today I am doing my once-a-month e-mail reading session. I'm not good about staying on top of my e-mails. It was so much easier for me to keep up with correspondence when much of it was conducted through the US Mail. That must have been because I got so much less of it. People must REALLY want to contact you if they bother to compose a letter and actually succeed in finding an envelope, affixing a stamp to it, and getting it into a mailbox. I'm not being snide. Over the years I have sealed tons of letters into envelopes that never even got stamps, let alone arrived at their intended destinations.
Hmmmmmm.......I just invalidated my original point that it was easier for me to answer letters than e-mails. Apparently I've always been a slacker.
In any case, today I was going through my e-mails for the first time in a month. That's how I came across the joke from my friend Joe which I put in my previous post. A minute ago I opened an e-mail from some guy who must have written to me last month. Evidently I had launched an angry/annoyed e-mail at him the last time I had gone through my inbox. I must have been in a bad mood. Here's our e-mail exchange:
--- "John Doe" wrote:
Hi,
I give you 100'000 Euros to fuck me, let me
know ...
Kiss on your pussy
"John Doe"
____________________
Tanya Danielle wrote back:
Go fuck yourself, loser. There's not enough money in
the world............
____________________
"John Doe" then wrote back:
Subject: I'd like to fuck you
Date: Sun, 4 Jan 2004 15:56:30 +0100
"You call me a loser ??
Everything has a price ..."
______________________
Oh, brother. Why do I always get these guys? Just because I'm a stripper and/or because I work in the porn business does not mean I'm available for escort work. I have nothing against performers who are, but it's not my thing. If it was I would be on all the escort sites and making the fact known on my site.
Usually I don't even answer e-mails like that one, but I must have been in a foul mood that day. Here's a HOT TIP for potential johns:
DON'T TRY AND SOLICIT PEOPLE FOR PROSTITUTION UNLESS YOU KNOW THEY ARE PROSTITUTES.
That's a hot tip for anyone who doesn't like to get shot down. Then again, guys who are habitual customers of prostitutes probably got used to being shot down early on in life. Maybe they know something demoralizing about themselves that they are willing to accept. Who knows. The only reason I end up pondering the question is because I often get those annoying "John Doe"-type e-mails. And because I sometimes have to go work in Vegas. My friend Tim still has not gotten me my Official Las Vegas T-shirt which is supposed to read: "I'm not a hooker so don't even talk to me."
On a funnier note, in January I had another rant here about my annoyance at being continually mistaken for a prostitute. One of the Playhouse members posted on the Playhouse bulletin board that he totally understands my position, feels my pain, and that he, too, is tired of people constantly offering him money for sex. Touche....even though I don't have that little mark that's supposed to go over the "e" on my keyboard!
-- XXOO Tanya
This comes from my friend Joe F:
WORST JOKE OF THE DAY
Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee
during class. He had to spell the word and use it in a
sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the
word EAR.
Little Johnny stood up and proudly said "EAR, E-A-R."
Then to use it in a sentence, he pretended to take a
big hit off a joint, and while pretending to have his
lungs full of smoke, he passed the pretend joint to
little Suzy, and said...
"Ear."................................................
Thanks, Joe!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
WORST JOKE OF THE DAY
Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee
during class. He had to spell the word and use it in a
sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the
word EAR.
Little Johnny stood up and proudly said "EAR, E-A-R."
Then to use it in a sentence, he pretended to take a
big hit off a joint, and while pretending to have his
lungs full of smoke, he passed the pretend joint to
little Suzy, and said...
"Ear."................................................
Thanks, Joe!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Good evening,
Here is a reprint of the description of my only current auction:
Available right now are two former Photos of the Day (POTDs) from here at www.tanyadanielle.com. The first is "Contemplation" shot by Julie Strain. Julie shot it in June 2000 for her site juliestrain.com. It became the POTD here on 9/9/03. The other photo is "Tan Line," the POTD for 9/11/03. It is an unduplicated one-of-a-kind shot taken by my friend Al. The pink outfit I'm wearing in it was on the cover of one of the "Decadent Divas" series of videos shot by David Christopher. I believe my friend Bianca gave me that outfit years ago when she and I used to dance together at the Century Theatre in LA in the 90's. As a matter of fact I think she still does perform there. I see her car in the parking lot sometimes when I drive by the place. I'll have to stop in there again sometime. In any case, the link to this new photo auction can also be found in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
-- XXOO Tanya
Here is a reprint of the description of my only current auction:
Available right now are two former Photos of the Day (POTDs) from here at www.tanyadanielle.com. The first is "Contemplation" shot by Julie Strain. Julie shot it in June 2000 for her site juliestrain.com. It became the POTD here on 9/9/03. The other photo is "Tan Line," the POTD for 9/11/03. It is an unduplicated one-of-a-kind shot taken by my friend Al. The pink outfit I'm wearing in it was on the cover of one of the "Decadent Divas" series of videos shot by David Christopher. I believe my friend Bianca gave me that outfit years ago when she and I used to dance together at the Century Theatre in LA in the 90's. As a matter of fact I think she still does perform there. I see her car in the parking lot sometimes when I drive by the place. I'll have to stop in there again sometime. In any case, the link to this new photo auction can also be found in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
-- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,
There are two auctions ongoing right now. The first, my stripper-shoe offering from February 4 ends in about 6 hours. The second, 2 erotic photos from my personal collection, has 4 more days to run. Links to both can be found in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have a great day!
-- XXOO Tanya
There are two auctions ongoing right now. The first, my stripper-shoe offering from February 4 ends in about 6 hours. The second, 2 erotic photos from my personal collection, has 4 more days to run. Links to both can be found in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have a great day!
-- XXOO Tanya
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
I had to post this immediately. It just appeared on the wonderful Tanya Scorpion Girl Yahoo group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Scorpion-Girl/):
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Way to go, Granny!!!!!!!!!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Way to go, Granny!!!!!!!!!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Good evening,
There is a SUPER-HOT new gallery of the one and only Janine in the Playhouse tonight!!!!
I had the pleasure of spending a whole day shooting with her a couple of years ago. You would never know it though. She was shooting an interactive video and the only part of me showing was my manicured hand with light pink polish. In any case, Janine is just as gorgeous and sexy in person as on film!!
-- XXOO Tanya
There is a SUPER-HOT new gallery of the one and only Janine in the Playhouse tonight!!!!
I had the pleasure of spending a whole day shooting with her a couple of years ago. You would never know it though. She was shooting an interactive video and the only part of me showing was my manicured hand with light pink polish. In any case, Janine is just as gorgeous and sexy in person as on film!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Sunday, February 08, 2004
Good evening (morning?),
Here is the original description of my current shoe auction from December. These flashy silver glitter/white-heeled numbers originally did go on the auction block in December. Unfortunately the high bidder neglected to ever send payment. So....this was my blog from that auction:
".......(this auction) is for my WELL-WORN STRIPPER SHOES with white platforms and silver glitter on the uppers. These are the very definition of unabashed stripper shoes. Who else would wear these except a dancer? If memory serves me I bought them while passing through Pennsylvania. I wore them for at least a year of the time I spent feature dancing, so they have been all over North America: West Coast, East Coast, the Deep South, the Midwest, Canada, everywhere except Mexico. I've never had much of an urge to go dance in Mexico. I get nervous going shopping in Mexico......"
This description is funny to me now. Shopping in Mexico? What was I shopping for? I SHOULD have been nervous buying and bringing those by-prescription-only (in the US) drugs obtained without a prescription over the border. Mexico would be a VERY scary place to go to jail. What if I couldn't pay off the Federales? Then again, maybe I was just shopping for knock-off Louis Vuitton bags. They are found in abundance in both Tijuana and Nogales...............
-- XXOO Tanya
Here is the original description of my current shoe auction from December. These flashy silver glitter/white-heeled numbers originally did go on the auction block in December. Unfortunately the high bidder neglected to ever send payment. So....this was my blog from that auction:
".......(this auction) is for my WELL-WORN STRIPPER SHOES with white platforms and silver glitter on the uppers. These are the very definition of unabashed stripper shoes. Who else would wear these except a dancer? If memory serves me I bought them while passing through Pennsylvania. I wore them for at least a year of the time I spent feature dancing, so they have been all over North America: West Coast, East Coast, the Deep South, the Midwest, Canada, everywhere except Mexico. I've never had much of an urge to go dance in Mexico. I get nervous going shopping in Mexico......"
This description is funny to me now. Shopping in Mexico? What was I shopping for? I SHOULD have been nervous buying and bringing those by-prescription-only (in the US) drugs obtained without a prescription over the border. Mexico would be a VERY scary place to go to jail. What if I couldn't pay off the Federales? Then again, maybe I was just shopping for knock-off Louis Vuitton bags. They are found in abundance in both Tijuana and Nogales...............
-- XXOO Tanya
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Good morning!
I hope everyone is enjoying Part II of the epic battle between Power Girl (myself) and Catwoman (Taylor Wane)!!! The action is heating up in the Playhouse******************
I almost just misspelled "Catwoman" as "Cartwoman" in that last sentence. "Cartwoman" could be a whole different character. It would be me pushing a shopping cart full of recyclable cans down Venice Boulevard, yelling at the traffic and cursing society........... Where did that image come from?? Perhaps I should refrain stream-of-consciousness typing.
Pressing forward, I'd like to remind you that there is a new auction listed under February 4 in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Actually, these 6" SILVER GLITTER PLATFORMS have been on the auction block before, but the high bidder never submitted payment. Here they are again in all their Las Vegas-y glory. When I described them before I think I called them "unabashed stripper shoes." Yep, the average chick would not be trucking down the street in spike-heeled platforms crusted with silver glitter. These shoes are some of my favorites, and they travelled the nation with me as I danced up and down North America.
Speaking of dancing....... I've been getting the itch to go on a road trip. There are a bunch of states I never made it to when I used to travel: Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Rhode Island, D.C., New Jersey, South Carolina.......
A road trip? Hmmmmmmm..........
-- XXOO Tanya
I hope everyone is enjoying Part II of the epic battle between Power Girl (myself) and Catwoman (Taylor Wane)!!! The action is heating up in the Playhouse******************
I almost just misspelled "Catwoman" as "Cartwoman" in that last sentence. "Cartwoman" could be a whole different character. It would be me pushing a shopping cart full of recyclable cans down Venice Boulevard, yelling at the traffic and cursing society........... Where did that image come from?? Perhaps I should refrain stream-of-consciousness typing.
Pressing forward, I'd like to remind you that there is a new auction listed under February 4 in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Actually, these 6" SILVER GLITTER PLATFORMS have been on the auction block before, but the high bidder never submitted payment. Here they are again in all their Las Vegas-y glory. When I described them before I think I called them "unabashed stripper shoes." Yep, the average chick would not be trucking down the street in spike-heeled platforms crusted with silver glitter. These shoes are some of my favorites, and they travelled the nation with me as I danced up and down North America.
Speaking of dancing....... I've been getting the itch to go on a road trip. There are a bunch of states I never made it to when I used to travel: Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Rhode Island, D.C., New Jersey, South Carolina.......
A road trip? Hmmmmmmm..........
-- XXOO Tanya
Friday, February 06, 2004
Thursday, February 05, 2004
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! We're back!!!!!!!!!! We switched servers over the weekend and the site has been down due to some unanticipated glitches.
The Playhouse Bulletin Board is configured oddly on my computer when I go there so I can't post anything there yet. Hopefully later today everything will be running smoothly.
It's so nice to be back!!! >^..^<
-- XXOO Tanya
The Playhouse Bulletin Board is configured oddly on my computer when I go there so I can't post anything there yet. Hopefully later today everything will be running smoothly.
It's so nice to be back!!! >^..^<
-- XXOO Tanya
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