BIG BOOB BOXING BATTLE


Sometimes people secretly hate you. It's unfortunate that they won't come right out and say it. Their subtle put-downs and needless jockeying for what they perceive to be the upper hand gets really irritating. Maybe those folks have a need for you or maybe they have a weird love/hate obsession with you. Either way, I always try and avoid those type of screwed up individuals and it's usually pretty easy to do so. Unfortunately my friend Shannan Leigh inadvertantly brought one of them right back into my orbit recently. I asked Shannan to help me book another model for a shoot we had scheduled. On the appointed day she showed up with this one dumb-ass broad whose name I will not mention. The woman in question has to be the dumbest ass of all the dumb-asses I've ever worked with. She tries to hide her painful insecurity by bragging about her dubious accomplishments and lobbing sly insults at me. Shooting a video with her is no walk in the park. It gets so bad that I feel like her personality is contagious. I told Shannan that there was no way I could do another shoot with this woman. Shannan told me I had no choice. There was no hope of an amicable agreement on this subject so we agreed to don boxing gloves and duke it out in the back room of the studio! The stakes were high because the loser would have to do the shoot with the despicable model. Enter my Playhouse to see just who was the victor in this no-holds-barred, boob-punching bonanza..


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Who would wear this 1980's-style aerobics outfit to the gym in this day and age? I would, of course. I miss my job at Hooter's and look for any excuse to put on shiny spandex tights.

Check out the full, ultra-shiny gallery in my Playhouse now. (You'll feel like you've gone back in time and are working out on a Nautilus machine at one of those now-defunct 24-hr aerobics studios!)


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have numerous auctions of my personal items going on right now. Among them is an exclusive, limited-edition poster (see pic above) shot by photographer Marcus. There are only 5 in existence and there will never be more of them made.

You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Many have asked to see the man behind the legend. The Chairman of the WTBA has attained a level of prestige among boxing fans that has not been seen since the heyday of Don King himself. (Or is Don King still in his heyday?)

The pic above shows Chairman Andy at the Glamourcon convention in Los Angeles this past November. He is flanked by two of his star fighters, Hollywood and myself. Who else might be lurking in the Chairman's stable? You could his ask loquacious nephew Wes or you can visit http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/DTWTBABoxing to see what or who is next on this International Playboy's agenda!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Who is that demented laughing woman?

Oh, that's me. I must have had too much punch at the Christmas Party :)


Come inside and join the fun in the Playhouse!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Here's the story behind last weekend's update to my archive site JackOffLand.com:

There was an occasion in the past when Francesca Le came to my house and criticized my home decorating. I thought that she displayed a ruthless disregard for both my hospitality and my feelings. As a matter of fact that episode occurred this past May and the events of the evening are duly recorded in my JackOffLand update of 10/8/05 with plenty of photographic evidence. Adding injury to insult Francesca proved to be the better woman that day when she kicked my ass. I was humiliated but my spirit was not defeated. I knew that someday I would even the score. I vowed to train harder, be stronger, go to the gym religiously, and take martial arts classes so that she would have no chance against me in our next battle because there WOULD be a next battle. Months passed by and I did little else besides dance in a bar, drink vodka, and go to the occasional photo shoot. Undaunted by my own lack of self-discipline I decided that I would still reclaim my street credibility and challenge Francesca on her own turf. With a bandanna covering most of my face and a cap pulled down low on my brow I broke into her home at 4AM last week..

Please check inside JackOffLand.com to see the outcome of THIS battle!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There are lots of my personal items up for auction right now. The bra and shorts I'm wearing in the pic to the right are among them. I wore those in an orgy scene in late director Jim Holliday's Midnight Librarians. As you can see pornstars Belladonna, Calli Cox, Monica Mayhem, and Scarlet Fever were in that scene too. The winning bidder of my shorts and sexy bra receives a signed DVD copy of Midnight Librarians as well.

You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Yesterday I updated my archive site www.JackOffLand.com with yet another superheroine-themed video that originally aired here in my Playhouse. Here's what I wrote about it back then:

Two blondes with big racks are in a dungeon. Yep, it's Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) and Power Girl, the latter of whom is still being held against her will and defiled. She plots her escape as the nefarious Catwoman desecrates her bodywith nipple clamps and sodomizes her with a rubber cock. To be sure, Catwoman is a cut above the average dominatrix. It would take more than the typical man-hating bitch to lure Power Girl into her lair and entrap her in this predicament. Catwoman has a plan. We don't know what it is yet, but it appears that the elusive Wonder Boy figures into the scheme. Wonder Boy is Power Girl's nephew. "Forced incest" is not a term that we even want to contemplate, but with Catwoman at the helm during this campaign of terror..

Please check inside www.JackOffLand.com to sate your morbid curiousity and figure out the purpose of this whole plot-driven superheroine drama. You dirty perv. (Hehe!)

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

As per usual I updated my archive site
www.JackoffLand.com three times last week. The pic above is from a military-inspired set I shot originally for the Playhouse a few years ago.

I hope you come visit me at www.JackoffLand.com soon!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

As usual I have numerous auctions of my personal items currently in progress. One of the latest is my sexy red dress which is featured in a gallery at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

The winning bidder will receive the hot red dress, a Polaroid of me wearing it, and a disc of photos of me posing in it as well.

Just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to access my auctions!


- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,

Over the weekend I added 2 new galleries to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
Here's the story behind Saturday's hideous catfight between myself and B-movie queen/wrestling legend Jasae:

Of all places, Jasae and I first encountered each other at a bondage shoot. Turns out we both dance, do bondage, and have wrestled for some of the same companies. When the subject of wrestling came up Jasae arched an eyebrow and asked me: "Do you really think you are a wrestler?" She placed heavy emphasis on the word "think" and made it clear that she didn't believe I was one. She pointed out that not every woman who steps into a wrestling ring can necessarily be considered a wrestler. I pointed out that not every woman who adopts a one-word name out of a misguided sense of self-importance is necessarily given the same regard as Cher or Madonna. That did it. Only one of us left the aborted bondage shoot victorious that day..

Visit
www.JackOffLand.com
now to find out who it was!


- XXOO Tanya

Holy Kidnapping!

Power Girl needs you. She's trapped -helpless, breathless, but still fighting- in The Bondage Room right now!


Come witness her torment inside the walls of the Playhouse..


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Around the time the photo above originally appeared in my Playhouse I was starting to wonder why I didn't get along with people anymore. I'd been on a real anger rampage. It would have seemed disingenuous for me to pretend that it was all the other people who had problems and none of it was my fault. But that is how it seemed to me. Really. Maybe I had just been way too nice for way too long and all the resentment had finally started to bubble up within me. Still, even the pent-up aggression of a lifetime would not compel me to risk the liability of hitting somebody first. The day these photos were taken I really wanted to punch Coral Sands in the nose because she was behaving like an imbecile at a fake wrestling shoot we were at. She was being a little too vigorous in her following of the script (which had a predetermined outcome) and I very much desired to pound it into her head that we were only acting and not really wrestling. Instead of pounding it into her head I just spit in her face. That got her going and she landed the first blow! When all was said and done only one of us could continue the shoot. The shocked cameraman just continued snapping photos of the last woman standing..

Come witness the carnage at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
now!


- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I am excited to announce that I am auctioning off a limited series of 5 original, never-been-seen before posters. They were shot by renowned photographer Marcus and are available only through my auction partner Toyzz.com. Each poster is a high-quality, glossy art print that will never be available again after the limited edition of 5 has been sold. They each measure 34" X 22". You can see a thumbnail image of this brand new military-inspired poster above this text on the left. I have also included a pic of me holding one of the posters to show scale.

To access my auction page click on Merchandise in the toolbar above. If you have any questions about the new poster just click on Ask a Question in the auction listing.

Happy bidding!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

I have a bunch of new auctions going on right now. Among the items offered is my official Score magazine T-shirt. I received this T-shirt in 2000 when I went on the ill-fated Score magazine Boob Cruise. The cruise was not ill-fated because the boat sank or anything dramatic like that- it was just ill-fated for me on a personal level. There was a lot of tension on board that vessel. Models Alyssa Alps and Casey James were in positions of some sort of directorial capacity and, not to mix metaphors, but that boat ride was no walk in the park. Perhaps I had myself to blame for much of that. As I reflect upon years past I can't help but notice that I have never had good experiences with organizations that revolve around models with huge breasts. By some standards I myself have huge breasts, but mine wither in comparison to most models in Score magazine. If you pick up an issue you'll see exactly what I'm talking about.

Actually, I should have some auctions coming up which feature back issues of Score. My photos are in them and I'm identified as being a "stuck-up, snotty bitch" among other things. My relationshop with Score ended on a bad note. One of the magazine's owners told me my "career was over" after the Boob Cruise.

I don't let those kinds of things bother me so I kept on wearing the free T-shirts they had given me. That might seem kind of strange, but I'll also admit to still wearing some old Los Angeles Raiders T-shirts that I have. Believe me, I'm no fan of Al Davis either.

In any case, one of my official Score T-shirts is on the auction block now. You can see me wearing it in the pic to the left. To access my current auctions just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

This photo is an age progression I had done to show what I will look like at 70. Just kidding. It's actually from the front page of MSN.com today. The photo accompanies an article about how one should handle queries from rude people who ask why you are not married yet. I seem to hear that question a lot lately. It was starting to bug me until one of my roommates pointed out that people were probably just asking me that (repeatedly) because it got a rise out of me. She's probably right- I had become too gratifying a target. In any case, the article from MSN is pretty funny. Here's my favorite line:

"..being single isn't about being a loser."


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

We are now accepting subscription payments by mail at my archive site www.JackOffLand.com The pic of me to the right is from Sunday's update at Jackoffland. To see further information regarding payment by mail please visit

www.JackOffLand.com/join.html


I hope to see you there!


- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

I have a number of auctions going on right now. Among them is the outfit I wore in a 5-girl orgy scene with Kylie Wild, Avy Scott, Cassie, and Felix Vicious in the XXX feature Absolutely Adorable. It's not exactly a high-fashion outfit, but this blue denim mens' workshirt has seen a lot of action with a lot of beautiful babes! A signed copy of Absolutely Adorable is yours as well if you win the auction.

You can access my auction page by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

The first installment of the Power Girl vs. Catwoman superheroine saga is now playing at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com! Yep, that's me in my Power Girl incarnation talking on the phone. It appears that I have not yet donned my supersuit or cape ;)

Check out
www.JackOffLand.com
to see the Power Girl series, as well as video of me doing some behind-the-scenes training for my role. Hehe..I've never really trained for anything. It's a good thing my Shakespearean acting talent comes naturally. Just kidding. In any case, I do have a 3-part video in there which features ultimate fighter Frank Trigg teaching me how to box. Superheroines need to be ready for battle.

I hope to see you at www.JackOffLand.com !


- XOXO Tanya

Good evening,

Have you heard about the arrest of racecar driver Kurt Busch for suspicion of DUI? This is the interesting part:

"Busch was not cited for alcohol; a breath test was inconclusive because the device failed."

I hope I never get a DUI, but if I do...I really hope that I will also have a bunch of financial backers and/or rich relatives who are able to facilitate the "malfunctioning" of the breathalyzer. While I'm wishing for stuff I'll also fantasize that the arresting officer will look exactly like Devon Michaels in this picture.

- XOXO Tanya

Good evening,

My thoughts tonight are of course with the former and current members of our military. We have our great country thanks to your dedication and your sacrifices. God Bless all of you.

I was informed that yesterday was the official birthday of the Marines so I decided to re-post the following story. It was sent to me by my friend Joe who is a veteran himself. I put it up here over a year ago, but it is worth revisiting :)



YOU GOTTA LOVE THE MARINES

Marines Answer to Gun Control

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion ofNational Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what thingsare you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you'renot one....... are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Today I shot some cool stuff for The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse. Here is the lovely Anastasia Pierce beating the crap out of sexy Jewell Marceau and myself!

This hot gallery will be in the Playhouse soon..


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Have I ever mentioned that cheerleaders bug me? Most of them are women and instead of using their abilities to play sports they opt to stand on the sidelines cheering on a bunch of men. I'd understand if they got paid for it, but they don't. Imagine my frustration at having one especially nubile young lady interrupt my soccer practice at the local community college where I coach intramural sports. Summer Tyme was bouncing around in her little skirt and waving her pom-pons in the air while I was putting my team through some serious drills. When she picked up my megaphone and started calling out cheers I almost throttled her right there on the field. Fortunately my good sense caught up with me before I did it in front of any witnesses. I wisely opted to obtain her personal information from the college's computer database and then hid every night behind a tree in her backyard for three weeks until I found the perfect moment and confronted her in her own bedroom. Unbelievably the little twat was still wearing her cheerleader uniform at three o'clock in the morning. Even more surprisingly she turned out to be very feisty and resourceful in the heat of battle. That brings me right back to my original premise that most of these pom-pon wavers are squandering their real talents when they waste their time practicing song and dance routines. Please check inside my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
to see Summer and me hashing out our philosophical differences..


- XXOO Tanya
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Good afternoon,

I'd like to recreate this story as a porn video:

Panthers Cheerleaders Reportedly Arrested


Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested early Sunday morning at a Tampa nightclub after an incident that reportedly began with the two of them having sex.

The Charlotte Observer reported that according to a police report, Kristen Owen, 22 and Angela Keathley, 26, were arrested after an incident at Banana Joe's in the city's Channelside district. One cheerleader was charged with battery, the other with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
According to the Observer, the police report claims the two cheerleaders were having sex with each other in a stall at the bar when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the bathroom. Owen and another person started arguing and Owen hit that person in the face, according to the report.
However, according to a report by WCNC-TV, police have since questioned the identity of the woman identified as Owen, saying another woman may have tried to dupe them by using Owen's drivers license. Police said they have opened an investigation into the identity issue.
WCNC-TV reported that Owen's mother claimed Owen was at a wedding South Carolina at the time of the arrest.
Keathley, whose identity has not been disputed, was escorted out of the bar, and the police report said she was so drunk she could barely stand. Police also described her as rude and belligerent toward them.
The Observer also reported that other Panthers cheerleaders bailed the two out of the Orient Road Jail late Sunday morning.
According to the Observer report, Keathley and the woman claiming to be Owen made the trip to Tampa on their own as they are only on the sidelines for home games.
Team officials at Sunday afternoon's game said they were aware of the report, but declined further comment.

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(By the way, that's pornstar Alana Evans in the cute cheerleader pic. I have lots of sexy photos of her in my Playhouse. Maybe she can star in my upcoming directorial debut which will be entitled "Hot-tempered & Horny: Lesbian Cheerleaders on a Rampage!")


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Another nasty catfighting episode unfolded at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
this past week:


My friend Cherokee came over last night on the pretext that she wanted to help me out. She had seen last Tuesday's photos of Kim Chambers and myself battling on my site here. Cherokee told me she wanted to show me a few moves that I could use the next time I got into a fight. I pointed out that a 4'11 doll such as herself really needn't worry about such things as fighting, particularly since someone of her size was only equipped to take on a kindergartener or an age-shrunken Alzheimer's patient, and that I really didn't need to learn any new moves anyways. She pointed out that an aging fatso like me better learn to bust a few new moves, particularly since I looked like I was stuck in a time warp with my bleached hair and overly large breast implants, and that I was a tacky slob who evidently hadn't changed my dress since I fought Kim Chambers. As soon as her words registered I grabbed two handfuls of her hair and prepared to subject her to the worst torment of her life. Suffice it to say that Cherokee was much stronger and more vengeful than previously anticipated, and that neither of us wears underwear..


- XXOO Tanya

Get Out!

Staying inside the house breeds a sort of insanity always. Every house is in this sense a hospital. A night and a forenoon is as much confinement to those wards as I can stand - and then I must go outdoors.

Henry David Thoreau



- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Happy Halloween from the bride of Count Dracula!

I hope you'll come see me in my lair..


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I just added a hot gallery of 36DD blonde, lovely Taylor Wane and myself to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com


Stop in and check it out!


- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

I just finished shooting a custom video with sexy Stacy Burke of www.StacyBurke.com. Here's a candid pic snapped during the shoot by cameraman Mike Raffone.

For information on my custom videos click on Video in the toolbar above. I love to shoot customs! Just ask Mike Raffone :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have some new auctions going on! To access them click on Merchandise in the toolbar above..


Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

Today I added another huge bondage gallery to my archive site www.JackOffLand.com
Some longtime Playhouse members may remember the story behind the photos:

I knew something was wrong when I arrived at the location and the set was so spartan that the bed being used was just a mattress on a platform with no box spring. The single sheet did not even really cover the mattress and was riding up on the side. Some off-white curtains hid a mirror behind the bed. There really was not even any pretense being made that this was going to be a shoot for the particular magazine I had thought.The reason I stayed was because I was afraid to leave. It seemed better to just play along as if I was unsuspecting. Maybe if I just did what they said I would not get hurt. They obviously needed the photos for something very specific so I just maintained the pretense that I thought everything was fine. First there was a gag and then there was the red rope they began to tie me with. There is much more to the story but I'll tell you later. For now you can experience some of what I felt when you visit the Bondage Room inside www.JackOffLand.com


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There is no good reason to put this on the front page of my site, but the headline of the story below jumped out at me from the "breaking news" section of www.msn.com and I found it much more amusing than I should have. In fact, I am still smiling.

Of course I've been wondering for awhile what happened to the cop from the Village People. Haven't we all? You can imagine my astonishment at finding out that he is smoking crack and toting guns around the very area where I spent much of my youth:



Village People Cop No-Show in Court

Oct 21, 9:03 AM EST
The Associated Press

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. -- Victor Willis, the original policeman in the 1970s music group the Village People, was being sought after failing to show up Thursday for a sentencing in a drug case, authorities said.
Willis, who co-wrote disco hits such as "Macho Man" and "In the Navy," was arrested in July after police found a gun and what was believed to be crack cocaine in his car after a traffic stop.
He was scheduled to be sentenced Thursday morning in San Mateo County Superior Court, but failed to show up. The judge issued arrest warrants for a probation violation and for the drug case, a clerk said.
Willis also had an outstanding felony warrant for possession of narcotics, police said.
His attorney, Kenneth Quigley, told the San Francisco Chronicle that Willis left a message with him Wednesday night saying he couldn't attend the hearing.
"He is scheduled for surgery. That's really as much as I know," Quigley told the newspaper.
The songwriter and performer left the Village People in the late 1970s.

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Ay caramba..say it isn't so, Victor! Well, then again, perhaps it's not so surprising. Victor and his crew were popular during a pretty racy era. Was he smoking rock back then? I don't believe that crack was around in the 70's, but I also did not think that "Macho Man" and "In the Navy" were two separate songs. For all these years I've believed there was one disturbing but festive masterpiece about macho men in the Navy and at the YMCA.

I've been wrong about plenty of stuff. And now, upon further scrutiny of the photograph to the left, I'm not even sure which one of these dudes is the cop. Is Victor the guy to the far right with the jaunty police cap and handlebar mustache? (You know, the same outfit you wore last Halloween.) Or is he the black guy at the top wearing what looks like a California Highway Patrolmen's helmet?


-- XXOO Tanya

Come see my hot Black Latex gallery at

www.JackOffLand.com !



-- XXOO Tanya

Insult & Injury

New at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com :

36DD Taylor Wane broke into my house. She was dressed in stockings and lingerie so I naturally assumed that she was there to make sexual advances towards me. I was wrong. She coolly informed me that she was really pawing through my nighttable to try and find some stuff that she thought I had stolen from her! I still believed she wanted me until she revealed that she was only wearing sexy lingerie in case the police were called and she needed to seduce them. What a bitch!! When she saw my hurt feelings and indignation she just laughed at me and told me I wasn't woman enough for her anyways. A vicious breast battle was the upshot of this situation.

Check out the full gallery now at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com !



-- XXOO Tanya

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Hello,

I've added lots of cool photosets and videos to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

Be sure to stop by and check out my list of recent additions.
www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week!


-- XXOO Tanya

Yeeeoowwww!!!!! Ouch!!


Today's new update is in The Bondage Room..


-- XXOO Tanya

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"For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good morning,

It's been at least 3 days since I've written about one of my current auctions. I don't want you to think I'm running out of obscure porn magazines to sell so today I am featuring a band new copy of Lesbian Lust. This item follows very closely on the heels of my recent offerings of both Butt Lust and Lewd Letters magazines and it has "collectible" written all over it. Just picture this baby on your coffee table at home. It may lack the Hemingway-esque prose of Lewd Letters, but Lesbian Lust is filled with full-color photos of hot chicks banging each other. That's fetish model/pornstar Goldie with me au naturel on the cover.

You can access my current auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toobar above.


-- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,

Have you been thinking about adding an issue of Lewd Letters to your library collection? If so, this is a good opportunity to check out my current auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above. If you have not been swayed by my recent offerings of Butt Lust and Gent magazines, perhaps Lewd Letters will be more up your alley. I hesitate to call it "memorabilia," but it certainly is an arcane bit of adult magazine history. Presumbly you will not run into many other folks who have saved copies of this obscure and yet thoroughly readable publication.

Yes, that is me on the cover with the 1960's-looking brown hair, latex outfit, heavy eye makeup, and bright red lipstick.


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have lots of new auction items! Among them is this copy of Gent magazine which features me on the cover and as the centerfold inside. You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


-- XXOO Tanya

Weird, weird, weird. Yep, this photo is pretty weird, I'm weird for putting it on the front page of my site, and even weirder still is what is going on with the bulletin board inside my Playhouse.

Hundreds and hundreds of posts are being generated each day on the said bulletin board and they are all partial or full "quotations" taken from past writings of myself and Playhouse members. My webmaster is off for the weekend so I'll wait til Monday morning to spring this on him.

Until then my best option for communicating with Playhouse members is right here on the front page. I hope everyone is enjoying the weekend. My past 2 days have been spent dancing here in L.A. and doing a shoot for www.CrimsonHawk.com. Stacy Burke and Diana Knight were performing in the Crimson Hawk video as well. The location was a beach house right on the water in Malibu. It was a very, very pleasant afternoon.

If I hadn't put money on Tennessee to cover the point spread it would have been a great day altogether.

For the past hour I have been attempting to fund my online betting account. It is now bankrupt as a result of a few shockingly misguided wagers (yesterday I put some money on Kansas State as well.) As it turns out there are easier things to do than sending money to Managua, Nicaragua. Shocking, I know. In the future I'll have to be more careful in placing my bets just so I won't have to go through this again anytime soon. Nevermind losing the money- it's even more frustrating to have to speak to 5 customer service representatives just to facilitate my transfer of funds to a Third World country. Particularly when all I'm doing is enabling my streak of gambling degeneracy to continue ;)

Have a great Sunday!


-- XXOO Tanya