Sometimes I look at old pictures where I was thin and tan and it makes me think I should be making more of an effort these days. Those are just my private thoughts though. I don't appreciate it when random people take it upon themselves to point out how much better I looked when I used to work out a lot and didn't drink every day. In fact, it makes me downright angry when people do that. I've had enough trouble justifying my existence lately without well-intentioned idiots trying to counsel me into having a healthier lifestyle. Goldie made that mistake when we were at a shoot yesterday. I'm happy to report that I can still EASILY kick her ass even in my perpetually hungover, fattened state. That having been said I will admit that my diminished awareness probably did prevent me from seeing her reach for that bottle of chloroform. Please check inside the Playhouse to see the photographic evidence of my sloth and her contemptible, cheating ways.

Whatever happened to a fair fight?

-- XXOO Tanya

Since a few people have asked....here's the sordid story behind last Tuesday's update:

I had invited Stacy Burke over for a relaxing dip in the pool and a few drinks. Of course my unspoken hope was that her visit would lead to a little something in the romance department. When I finally lured her into my bedroom after four Long Island ice teas in the hot sun I thought she would be good to go. Imagine my shock when she rebuffed my advances and then landed a fist in my stomach!! That little blonde bimbo is feistier than you would ever believe, particularly with what must have been a blood alcohol content of at least 2.0..

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Tonight on Christmas Eve I want to send my heartfelt thanks and love to our troops stationed around the world. Words always seem inadequate, but I know that I speak for many when I say that all of you are always in the prayers of Americans at home.

Thank you all for your noble endeavors and sacrifices.

With much love,

Tanya

Merry Christymas Eve! Merry Christmas Eve! Merry Christmas Eve!

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

The past 2 days have been pretty rough. I'll tell you about it on the Playhouse bulletin board so I don't air all of my dirty laundry on the front page and scare away any unacquainted passersby.

In other happier news there is a brand-new SUPERHEROINE PAGE inside the Playhouse which we are updating weekly. The current video clip features the very noble but gullible Power Girl suffering alarming indignities at the hands of the ultra-busty, nefarious Batlady (!!)

Other installments of the XXX Power Girl saga include evil-doing and sodomy inflicted by the freakishly sadistic, perverted (but very well-endowed) UK Catwoman. Her brand of torment is nearly equalled by that of dark Satana who plots her own defilement of the fairhaired Power Girl.

If Power Girl ever had the self-restraint and emotional maturity to ignore the hot bodies, big boobs, and physical charms of her enemies the world would be a more peaceful place.

Maybe she should strap on her Supersuit a little tighter to prevent herself from falling prey to the endless array of bodacious, cunning villainesses trolling through her neighborhood...

-- XXOO Tanya

A few hours ago I learned that my friend Jim Holliday has passed away. Jim was a well-known director for VCA Pictures and had made his career in adult videos since the early seventies. I have many significant memories of being on Jim's sets which were referred to by many as "Jimmyland." Jim was a friend who would chat for hours on the phone with me, usually late at night. Topics ranged from sports, betting, porn, music, the vagaries of life, and often back to sports and betting. Having played football at the University of Ohio Jim still liked to get a little "action" in on sports, particularly football. Before Jim I had not even know what a "point spread" was.

Jim loved the desert and in recent years most of his shoots had taken place, at least in part, in an isolated set out in the Mojave Desert. I was a part of each one of those shoots and I shared his appreciation of the desert and the desert winds. By coincidence, or maybe not, I am booked for a shoot at that very same isolated set in the Mojave Desert this weekend.

Last week on the Playhouse bulletin board I discussed my plans to retire from shooting for anything other than my own website. No sooner than I had made my decision to do so than I was asked to be a part of a really interesting project out in the Mojave. I chose to do what Jim had always counselled me to do: work selectively and pick only the best opportunities.

This weekend I will be in the blustery, desolate Mojave shooting what I suspect will be one of the more memorable videos of my career, and undoubtedly feeling Jim's spirit out there amidst the howling winds, gravelly sand, and spindly cacti.

May Jim rest in peace. The experiences of Jimmyland will dance in my mind forever.

-- XXOO Tanya

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Why don't I get along with people anymore? Lately I've been on a real anger rampage. It would seem disingenuous for me to pretend that it's all the other people who have problems and none of it is my fault. But that is how it seems to me. Really. Maybe I was just way too nice for way too long and all the resentment started to bubble up within me recently. Still, even the pent-up aggression of a lifetime will not compel me to risk the liability of hitting somebody first. I really wanted to punch Coral in the nose when she was behaving like an imbecile at a fake wrestling shoot we were at. She was being a little too vigorous in her following of the script with the predetermined outcome and I very much desired to pound it into her head that we were only acting and not really wrestling. Instead of pounding it into her head I just spit in her face. That got her going and she landed the first blow! When all was said and done only one of us could continue the shoot. The shocked cameraman just continued snapping photos of the last woman standing. Please check inside my Playhouse for photo evidence of the incident.

-- XXOO Tanya

BIG BOOBS and BRASH TALK inside www.jackoffland.com !!!

Who says two busty blondes can't be best friends? Jon, the chef at
the club I dance at, said that. I told him to go make a sandwich.
Carolyn Monroe and I had been best friends for the past 2 weeks and
nothing was ever going to change that. To prove our point she and I
continued to parade around in coordinating outfits all month long
even when we took our snack break. Smug with satisfaction she and I
would also order matching lunches from Jon: leafy green salads with
no dressing and lemon wedges on the side. That went on until
last week when Jon eyed my midsection, told me I was a porker, and
informed me that my diet wasn't working. Carolyn should have been
ready to kill him for that, but instead she started laughing! I
couldn't give Jon the satisfaction of seeing us fight right in front
of him so I grabbed her by one of her giant tits and dragged her into
the storage room out in back of the club.....

Please check out the violence-packed photos inside
www.jackoffland.com to see just who came out on top in our heated
battle.

-- XXOO Tanya

November has been a month of action here. Please check inside my Playhouse to find evidence of crushing violence directed at a young, naive wanna-be cheerleader.....(it's always those pesky cheerleaders):

British soccer is one of my all-consuming passions, nevermind that it's not called soccer over there. Everton is the team I live and breathe for. The regal blue of the Everton jersey is the color of glory. It is the hue of dignity. The shade of honor. Imagine my horror and disgust at discovering my nemesis Summer decked out in a CHEERLEADER'S UNIFORM of Everton colors!!! Was she CRAZY?! She really thought she was going to accompany me to the pub at 3AM to watch Everton on the big screen while they were playing across the Atlantic. Of course I was already wearing my official Everton kit and I felt it was my call of duty to squelch her tawdry hopes..

-- XXOO Tanya

Happy Thanksgiving!!

As always, my thoughts and prayers are with our brave troops fighting in the Middle East. God Bless all of you.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I had lots of fun today at the Glamourcon Convention in Los Angeles and will bethere again tomorrow at the booth of www.xoticempire.com .Please stop by if you can!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

This weekend I will be at the Glamourcon convention in Los Angeles on both Saturday and Sunday. I hope to see some of you there. Information for the event is at http://glamourcon.com/ !

-- XXOO Tanya

BEAVERS MAKE BIG-BUCKS DAM


GREENSBURG, La. - These eager beavers had a whole new slant on money laundering.
A bag of bills stolen from a casino was snapped up by beavers who wove thousands of dollars in soggy currency into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek in eastern Louisiana.
“They hadn’t torn the bills up. They were still whole,” said Maj. Michael Martin of the East Feliciana Parish sheriff’s office.
The money was part of $70,000 to $75,000 taken last week from the Lucky Dollar Casino in Greensburg.
St. Helena Parish deputies searched for the money for days until a lawyer, hoping to make a deal with prosecutors for a client, called and said the money had been discarded in the creek, Police Chief Ronald Harrell said.
Officers searched the creek during the weekend, finding one money bag right away and spotting a second downstream against the beaver dam.
The third bag of cash couldn’t be found, Martin said, so deputies started breaking down the beaver dam to drain the pond it was holding. That was when they saw the dam’s expensive decoration. They eventually found the missing bag, which the beavers hadn’t completely emptied.
“The casino people were elated” to get the money back, even if some of it was wet, Harrell said.
Altogether, deputies found about $40,000, and they expect to find the rest in a safety deposit box at a bank in Mississippi, authorities said.

-- XXOO Tanya

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Inside THE BONDAGE ROOM:

Joey had an evil glint in his eye long before we began the ride up that mountain in Malibu. Fortunately it was a warm day, but I really had not appreciated being herded out of my house in nothing but my bikini bottoms and sandals. He had thrown a leather jacket at me and told me to put it on as he started up his bike. I knew better than to argue and had an inkling that I was in for a long afternoon. It took over 2 hours to ride to a crumbling house in a desolate location, but when we arrived I could not help but admire the panoramic view of the Pacific Ocean and all the beach cities at its shores. My sightseeing was cut short by the appearance of numerous other leather-clad bikers who must have been inside the house. Joey informed me that I was going to put on a "show." I thought he was just making fun of me, but I nervously began posing on the bike for one of the guys who pulled out a camera. I tried to joke around and asked him if these were for ransom photos. He grinned a nasty grin and asked: "Why? Do you really think someone is going to notice that you are missing?" Within minutes I found myself tied to that bike and my feeble protestations were cut off by a large red ballgag that was shoved roughly into my mouth. Terror gripped my heart. What were they going to do to me???

-- XXOO Tanya

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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!

Many of you Playhouse members have had your accounts terminated in the past few weeks because iBill, my former payment processor here at tanyadanielle.com, is in extreme financial disarray. That is an understatement. There is surprisingly little information available regarding the implosion of iBill, and much of it seems to me to be either lies or just pure speculation.

Since the beginning of October I have watched my little online community here dwindle to less than half of its former size and the population continues to disappear. All Playhouse members who joined my site via iBill have had or will have their access abruptly terminated. All of you did receive or will receive the full 30 days of your last month of membership so no one will get ripped off. The termination of your Playhouse access occurred or will occur on the date you would have been rebilled for the next 30 days.

I want to send a heartfelt thanks to all of you displaced members who have rejoined via Verotel who is now handling all my payment processing. Thank you so much for your support and understanding!!

I am getting ready to send e-mails to all former and remaining iBill clients in this next week. Please know that all of you are very important to me and I sincerely hope to have you back as valued members despite this sad, frustrating, and unfortunate turn of events.

Many kisses,

Tanya

Hello,

I'm supposed to be studying, but instead I find myself aimlessly perusing the internet. I came across this:

Utah to Track Porn Found at Crime Scenes

Sun Oct 17, 6:56 PM ET

 U.S. National - AP


LOGAN, Utah - A sheriff's department in northern Utah is requiring deputies to begin documenting pornography found at crime scenes and during arrests.

 

Lt. Matt Bilodeau, spokesman for the Cache County Sheriff's Department, said that although no connection between legal porn viewing and criminal behavior has ever been proven, police have seen a steady increase in porn associated with crimes.


He likened the new tracking system to the approach police use with gang members.


"(Gangs) have certain clothes they wear, markings on their houses, tattoos," Bilodeau said. "Like gangs, people who use pornography have associated traits, and we'll define them so we can link them to crimes and pornography."


Dani Eyer, head of American Civil Liberties Union of Utah, compared the program to scouring a suspect's bookshelf and trying to create a criminal profile from the things that person reads.


"It's one thing to collect evidence to crimes, but it's another thing to link thought and association to crime," she said.

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Oh, COME ON!! Can I conduct a study of people with pornography in their homes who DON'T commit crimes??

Now that that is off my chest I'd like to ask that you please read the next post which discusses the current problems I'm experiencing with my former website payment processor iBill. The situation is still unresolved and we're trying to work through it. We are now using Verotel as our main payment processor for subscription billings. Thanks so much to all of you members displaced by iBill who have rejoined via Verotel!

Many kisses,

Tanya

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mass poisoning to boost ratings?

'Island of the Famous' No Paradise

Tue Sep 28,11:19 AM ET

 Oddly Enough - Reuters


ROME (Reuters) - It didn't take long for the celebrities on the "Island of the Famous," a popular reality show broadcast on Italian state television, to figure out that they hadn't found paradise.

 

First, Hurricane Jeanne crashed the party ravaging the tiny Caribbean island where the 12 famous personalities were due to compete in "Survivor"-style tests for top honors. The show's launch was delayed for 10 days.


Then on Monday, less than a week after the program kicked off, seven of the 12 stars were evacuated to a nearby hospital with food poisoning after eating nuts found on the beach.


Among those who needed treatment were former Italian soccer star Toto Schillaci and Indian-born actor Kabir Bedi, who has appeared in numerous soap operas including Dynasty and The Bold and the Beautiful.


"They should start getting better in the coming hours," said the program's Web Site.


However, a skeptical consumers' group asked if the mass poisoning wasn't actually a bid to boost ratings.


"Up to what point can the competition for audience share be played out at the cost of its contestants' wellbeing," Codacons said in a statement.

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I am in the business center of a hotel on the outskirts of Baltimore. Normally I'd be writing this on the Playhouse bulletin board but I have very little privacy here and am not able to access the bulletin board at this moment without going through a few pages of the site here first. It would embarrass me to have one of the other internet accessors in here look over my shoulder and see me navigating through an adult site. It doesn't seem like the thing to do in the evening twilight on a Sunday in rural Maryland.

For the next few days I am accompanying one of my roommates who made abrupt plans to come home after receiving news of her grandmother's declining health. I'm here for moral support and to do battle with airline ticket agents, hotel receptionists, and employees of national car rental chains. I've been ready for action ever since we packed our bags yesterday and thus far we have encountered no problems whatsoever. They must have seen the look in my eye. Just kidding. All the logistics of our trip have gone so smoothly that I feel as if I'm in a different world. Oh, wait...I am. I'm not in L.A. anymore and people are generally polite and helpful here. At the very least they seem to be commited to living their lives and doing their jobs without subjecting their fellow humans to loads of unneccessary attitude and some type of obsessive need to call attention to themselves.

Today I had an epiphany. All the major cities in California, Nevada, and Arizona are very similar to each other in terms of their prevailing modes of conduct. It didn't used to be that way 10 years ago, but times change. To get away from the snotty, materialistic attitudes of the masses you need to travel farther away. It's been awhile since I've left that region and it's like a breath of fresh air being out here. My roommate and I caught the red-eye out of L.A. late last night and then rolled into our hotel here at 7AM. We were dressed like the homeless and speaking halfway incoherently and they obligingly allowed us to check in for our Sunday reservation at 7 in the morning for no extra charge. That would not have happened in L.A. Or in Vegas, or in Phoenix, or San Diego, or San Francisco. Or Oakland, for chrissakes.

Anyways, my roommate has visited extensively with the hospitalized grand matriarch of her clan and I've ordered an extensive amount of room service. Things are good here on the East Coast and my roommate feels that reports of her grandmother's failing health were far too alarmist. Still, she's very happy to have made the time to come out here. So am I. It's interesting to see her in the habitat she grew up in. I think I want to move here.

I hope everyone is doing well. Perhaps I'll sneak down here later to access the PLayhouse bulletin board..

Many kisses,

Tanya

Hello,

I have been sick all week. Today I'm starting to feel better. It really scares me to be ill for that long and start to fall behind with everything in my life. Particularly things like bills.

Yesterday's GORGEOUS XXX gallery with super-sexy Alexis Amore did just lift my spirits though!! Please check it out inside the Playhouse along with today's surprise update......

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I was just signing off inside the Playhouse this evening and happened to reread my post from this past Friday night. It seemed appropriate to re-post the same words out here on the front page as they do signal the end of an era in my small corner of the world. I want as many people as possible to share my pain. The post is in regards to the weathered little place that was my favorite hangout for many years. Alas, the gentrification process that has swept over most of Los Angeles County has now claimed the humble Mermaid as well. For decades the Mermaid was a refuge for the kir-sipping elderly in the South Bay, and also a bastion of hope for a variety of slovenly, hard-drinking types such as myself who populate these beach areas. Pamela Anderson could have sat in there all day completely naked without anyone trying to pick up on her. The place was just too downtrodden and stodgy to attract any of the singles scene.

Many of the elderly patrons and the bar staff were overtly hostile and extremely possessive of their territory. They fiercely resented the spillover crowds that would sometimes try to invade the Mermaid when the surrounding bars on the Hermosa Pier were filled to capacity. Years ago one of the bartenders informed one of my roommates that the Mermaid did not accept a US Passport as valid identification, refused to serve him, and told him to get the fuck out. That's when I grew to love the place. Those old codgers behind the bar had no fear of customers who were under 60. They just wanted the young punks to stay out of there. I was right there with them in spirit every time they snatched too much money out of a youthful customer's hand and refused to make change. Or served them full-priced drinks with ice, mixers, and none of the requested alcohol in them. They would even add insult to injury by putting salt around the rim of a margarita that contained no alcohol whatsoever. I suffered a few indignities in there myself early on, but I grew to feel pretty comfortable in the place because I dressed like the homeless, drank my vodka both straight and quietly, and plied the staff with generous tips. I know how to be respectful of my elders.

A few years ago I was in there watching some big sporting event,(maybe the Super Bowl?), and the singer from Creed or something was singing during the halftime show while wearing one of the team's jerseys. A voice rang out in the dark bar: "Willie Nelson wouldn'ta put that DAMN jersey on." The room remained silent as the scattered patrons stared at the TV and pondered the crass commercialism of the spectacle. Then the Creed guy was replaced by some other well-known performers, (I can't remember who), who began singing a version of some song that was popular that year. There was a palpable sense of disenchantment in the room and finally one of the ancient patrons belted out: "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "GOD BLESS AMERICA?" We all drank to that although no one uttered a word in response. It was that type of tacit camaraderie that gave the place its character.

Now things have changed. Over the past year the shift in clientele started becoming too startling to ignore. I went for a good 10 months or so trying to delude myself into believing it wasn't really happening, but these are the words I wrote when I came home from the Mermaid on Friday night (or was it Saturday morning-hehe..):


Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:44 am    Post subject:
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.....I'm very sad to report that my former favorite bar now sucks. The Mermaid in Hermosa Beach has now become trendy. I can't stand it. How does a place become socially desirable for the masses after 50+ years of catering to the elderly? Very depressing. I've always enjoyed little dive bars, particularly those that cater to the older set. Today I had 1 drink at the Mermaid and had to leave. The place has slowly but surely been becoming more popular and tonight there was even a doorman at the door. A cleanshaven young one who uses steroids. I write all this with a heavy heart because for so many years I've gone there to hobnob with the senior citizens and watch the spillover crowd from the "cool" bars on the Hermosa Beach Pier pop their heads in the door, sneer, and leave. Now they come in to the Mermaid and stay to hang out with their friends. This is like writing an obituary.

Fortunately I've located another neighborhood bar that is only frequented by locals. It's in a different town and you can only get in there through the back alley. They had a Labor Day bash on Monday which they advertised with signs above the liquor bottles behind the bar. Almost no one showed up. The owner's daughter had made homemade enchiladas and salsa and it was wonderful. I'm sad to report that 2 friends of mine went in there at some point during the day because I told them there was free food. They ordered 1 Coke, ate the free food, and left. One of them mentioned that they were friends of mine. I feel that they should be permanently barred from the premises and I know that I'm lucky that I'm not. The place actually has a very loyal following of regulars. I have not yet been accepted, but I'm positive that I can drink enough to at least make the all-female staff of bartenders like me.

I'll sign off now, but I can't help but despair a little bit over the loss of the Mermaid...
_________________
Many kisses,

Tanya "


So, there it is. I've been sitting here writing this for 45 minutes for some reason. I needed to convey my memories of the Mermaid before they started to fade into oblivion. If only I'd done that for the Tap 'n Cap. I won't get into it now, but longtime residents of West Los Angeles may remember that now-defunct tavern that was on National Boulevard. 3 barstools and a lopsided pool table. My new favorite hangout shall remain nameless because I don't even know the name. If there ever was a sign outside the place it has long since disintegrated. It happens to be next to a decrepit building that looks like it houses something akin to a back-alley abortion clinic. I only say that because that was my first reaction to it 2 years ago when I first went by it. Either I was driving or jogging, but I can't remember now. The seediness of the bar and the neighboring business attracted my attention, but it took me 2 years to actually set foot in either place. (Usually dodgy locales like that draw me in like a magnet.) There are a lot of nervous, foreign-born women who disappear into the crumbling address next to the bar and I don't know what's going on in there. I feel reasonably confident that that weirdness alone is enough to dissuade the average person from ever coming into my new favorite place to get a drink. The elderly contingent does not seem to frequent the new hangout, but everyone there seems a bit similar in nature to the former patrons of the Mermaid. They all have an appreciation for the regenerative cycle in life: sometimes something is so bad that it's good.

-- XXOO Tanya

There was an occasion in the past when Francesca Le came to my house and criticized my home decorating. I thought that she displayed a ruthless disregard for both my hospitality and my feelings. As a matter of fact that episode occurred this past May and the events of the evening are duly recorded in my Playhouse update of 6/1/04 with plenty of photographic evidence. Adding injury to insult Francesca proved to be the better woman on that day when she kicked my ass. I was humiliated but my spirit was not defeated. I knew that someday I would even the score. I vowed to train harder, be stronger, go to the gym religiously, and take martial arts classes so that she would have no chance against me in our next battle because there WOULD be a next battle. Months passed by and I did little else besides dance in a bar, drink vodka, and go to the occasional photo shoot. Undaunted by my own lack of self-discipline I decided that I would still reclaim my street credibility and challenge Francesca on her own turf. With a bandanna covering most of my face and a cap pulled down low on my brow I broke into her home at 4AM last week. Please check inside the Playhouse to see the outcome of THIS battle...........

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

If you are a member of my Playhouse then you know all about Everton. Well, maybe not all, but you know much more than the average non-Brit.

Please check out my new favorite website:

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/evertonianbabes/

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I am now almost recovered from the excesses of the holiday weekend, only because I limited myself to one drink yesterday. Hope everyone here in the US had a happy, safe Labor Day!

-- XXOO Tanya

DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION AND EAGER TO PLEASE

What school is that bimbo-ish blonde cheerleader from Wednesday's JackOffLand.com update representing anyways? Isn't it an ethics violation at her university to use the pom-pons in such a manner? Or for her to be inviting the coach and the whole football tem to watch the "After Game Show"? Women like that are a discredit to all the other moronic pom-pon wavers who ply their craft at the college level. She's probably a friend of Summer's, the other dopey cheerleader who had the crap beaten out of her in the 8/3/04 Playhouse update..

-- XXOO Tanya

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Inside THE BONDAGE ROOM:

I've never cared for artsy types who take themselves too seriously. They have a built-in rebuttal for anyone who does not admire their work. One photographer told me I was "too redneck" to appreciate his self-masturbatory documentary about himself, his life, and his art. I laughed and told him that I was glad of it if that was indeed the case. He continued to hire me for years afterwards and would alternate between flattery and insults during my posing sessions to try and throw me off balance emotionally. It never worked and I think he knew my mind was always on the clock as I posed patiently for his endless photos and listened and responded to his chatter. He grew to both hate me and respect me more and more. One year he asked if I would be a live model at a "performance" that he was staging. It was a nighttime event attended by other people who were remarkably similar to himself. The kind of people I never have to see unless I'm paid to work with them or for them. At the beginning of the show he had his photo assistant blindfold me and begin tying me up with coarse rope. I wore nothing but a red satin corset, black panties, and high-heeled black pumps. The photographer began shooting me in front of his audience and interspersed his picture-taking with a loud soliloquy about the vulnerability and desperation of the nude model who would do anything for money. Later his assistant made various changes such as inserting a ballgag into my mouth, removing my blindfold, and forcibly altering my pose. With each repositioning the lighting would change and more picture-taking and monologue-delivering would ensue.

Afterwards I noticed that the small crowd seemed enthralled by the performance. I collected my $500 and went home. I knew the photographer had intended to debase me during the course of the evening. He was out $500. Some of his photos are on display inside the Bondage Room in last Saturday's Playhouse update.

-- XXOO Tanya

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Right off the bat no one is going to like a superheroine who calls herself "MegaBabe." The natural instinct of most of the population is to hope that she gets the shit kicked out of her. Perhaps that's why she later changed her name to "Power Girl," a moniker which is at least a bit less sickening and self-indulgent. In any case it was during her vainglorious MegaBabe phase that this busty blonde superheroine encountered gorgeous, raven-haired villainness Satana. Will MegaBabe be forced to renounce her excessive vanity in order to combat the evil force of the dark-haired temptress? Installments 1 & 2 of their vicious 6 part battle are now playing inside the Playhouse......

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Here are some thoughts my friend Rayne shared with me today via e-mail:


"I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as
we start this fall we all could use a little serenity.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace.
The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off
a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, some Kahlua and
WildTurkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of
chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel....You may pass this on to
those you feel are in need of Inner Peace."

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Do you like blondes with huge boobs? Then you will LOVE today's update with bodacious, platinum-haired Zoe and her male friend! Zoe looks quite a bit like dead porn star Savannah who I always thought was REALLY hot.

-- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

I have been on hiatus from the Playhouse for the past few days because I've been studying for an exam. Which I should be doing right now.

Of course Joanne the great webmaster here has been updating every day with new galleries and videos. (Just check out the brand new, EXCLUSIVE video of ULTRA-HOT Lonnie!!!!)

Upon my return to the Playhouse bulletin board today I got caught up on several day's worth of gambling degeneracy-hehe...and again admired GORGEOUS Lonnie!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Violet Blue is REALLY, REALLY SUPER HOT in the Playhouse tonight!!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Of all places, Jasae and I first encountered each other at a bondage shoot. Turns out we both dance, do bondage, and have wrestled for some of the same companies. When the subject of wrestling came up Jasae arched an eyebrow and asked me if I THOUGHT I was a wrestler. She placed heavy emphasis on the word "thought" and made it clear that she didn't think I was one. She pointed out that not every woman who steps into a wrestling ring can necessarily be considered a wrestler. I pointed out that not every woman who adopts a one-word name out of a misguided sense of self-importance is necessarily given the same regard as Cher or Madonna. That did it. Only one of us left the aborted bondage shoot victorious that day. Please check inside the Playhouse to find out who it was...

-- XXOO Tanya

Inside THE BONDAGE ROOM:

I began my story of the red rope last week. For the longest time the photographers who had lured me to the location under false pretenses kept snapping pictures of me with a gag in my mouth and my arms bound behind my back. They had made something of an effort to tie the red rope in an intricate pattern around my breasts. At moments I would consider trying to run for the door, but I knew I would never make it past the two of them. After a long while one of them approached me with even more red rope and secured a length of it between my legs which was connected to the ropes across my breasts and the ones binding my hands together behind my back. Then he proceeded to tie my legs together. In the end he left me in what I would describe as a version of a police hog tie with ropes instead of metal cuffs. The two men then continued their silent picture-taking. After a while they were gone and I was left alone in that isolated room. I began to struggle to free myself from the ropes, and to make any type of noise that someone, anyone could hear. It was all to no avail and eventually I passed out. At some point later on one of them must have returned for me because I woke up in the backseat of my own car clad only in the black mesh dress and shiny black pumps. The red ropes were gone.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I've refrained from revealing the story behind this past Tuesday's catfight gallery featuring Jewell and myself because the memory still smarts. I had walked into my own bedroom only to discover Jewell lying on MY bed wearing MY lingerie and pleasuring herself with a large fake cock. Immediately I felt guilty because I realized I had been neglecting her recently and she must just be trying to get my attention. I began uttering sincere apologies for not having been more attentive to her sexual needs over the past few weeks and I gently removed the dildo from her hand. To my shock and indignation I noticed her eyes follow the fake cock with longing as I took it away from her. As I continued speaking she waved off my comments and made an imploring gesture towards the vibrating piece of plastic so I'd give it back to her! I gave it back to her, all right. Yes sir, this new gallery in the Playhouse is a revolting photo chronology of me cramming that dick down Jewell's throat and attempting to shove it up her asshole. I'll give her credit for fighting back hard.......

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I was just contacted by Straddle Productions, for whom I've shot a number of wrestling matches, and was told that they have posted their interview with me in their "Interview" section at www.straddleproductions.com. Please check it out! You can also browse through their stellar collection of fem vs. fem wrestling and mixed wrestling videos and DVDs for sale. In the past year I have wrestled Taylor St. Claire, Holly, and Alana Evans in matches for Straddle.

New in my archive site www.jackoffland.com today is the third installment of my "Foxy Boxing" video series. No actual fighting in it, but if memory serves I was oiling up, getting naked, talking dirty, and wearing some pseudo boxing apparel inside a wrestling ring. I suppose I could watch it, but I feel in my soul that it must be inherently unhealthy to watch naked videos of oneself. My life is already a bit circumscribed in that I go to work and do naked stuff every day and then I have to engage in some self-promotion to keep the jobs rolling in and my site humming along when I get home. I get very sick of myself. The other day I had new business cards made for both the sites here and I used photos of Sky Lopez and Mason Marconi which I had licensed because I can't stand to hand out cards with photos of myself anymore. Both Sky and Mason appear on my sites and are extremely beautiful. I brought a stack of cards to the bar I dance at and people kept asking me if the photo of Sky was actually a photo of me taken years ago. Not quite sure how to react to that, but I'm glad I could be mistaken for Sky at all.

That aside, please remember that all NEW members joining the Playhouse on my main site here receive a FREE MONTH OF ACCESS to www.jackoffland.com when they join the Playhouse!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

There are 2 EXCITING NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS on the Playhouse bulletin board this evening!!!!

Please also check out the brand new "Gothic Lavender" gallery shot by Gucci Lamour!

-- XXOO Tanya

Inside THE BONDAGE ROOM:

I knew something was wrong when I arrived at the location and the set was so spartan that the bed being used was just a mattress on a platform with no box spring. The single sheet on the mattress did not even really cover the mattress and was riding up on the side. Some off-white curtains hid a mirror behind the bed. There really was not even any pretense being made that this was going to be a shoot for the particular magazine I had thought.

The reason I stayed was because I was afraid to leave. It seemed better to just play along as if I was unsuspecting. Maybe if I just did what they said I would not get hurt. They obviously needed the photos for something very specific so I just maintained the pretense that I thought everything was fine. First there was a gag and then there was the red rope they began to tie me with. There is much more to the story but I'll tell you later. For now you can experience some of what I felt when you visit my Bondage Room inside the Playhouse.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening (morning?),

New galleries have been added to both the Playhouse here and www.jackoffland.com over the weekend. I've had a busy weekend shooting with a certain Devin and a certain Alexis over the past few days...please check the Playhouse bulletin board for details!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I had a great day shooting with Summer Cummings of www.summerc.com ! Please check the Playhouse bulletin board to read about our erotic/painful (!) activities today...............

There is also a new naked stretching video in the Playhouse for those of you who enjoy nude, flexibile women.

Have a great night!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Please check on the Playhouse bulletin board to hear me tell what sexy, exotic stuff I've been shooting and will be shooting for the Playhouse this week!!

Just added today is a scorching new XXX boy/girl gallery featuring awesome Terri Summers who receives a hot, white load of cum all over her.............

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

My friend Brian just sent me this story. Perhaps it will make you vomit too:



Dental Shocker

Claim dentist injected sperm into mouths of female patients

JULY 26--Five out of five dentists surveyed would find this story
vile. A North Carolina man suspected of injecting semen into the
mouths of six female patients is this week facing an administrative
hearing that could result in his license being yanked. According to
the below notice served on Dr. John Hall, the 41-year-old doc once
told a patient who was bleeding that, "he was going to put something
in her mouth that would taste funny, but would stop the bleeding."
Hall then allegedly used a syringe to inject semen into her mouth and
told her she could "swallow it," investigators charge. Another woman
told Hall the substance he was about to shoot into her mouth "smelled
like sperm." While four other women all have similar stories, a
seventh patient alleged that Hall jumped on her while she was in his
dental chair and began to "gyrate against her lower body in a sexual
manner." The State Board of Dental Examiners initially suspended
Hall's license, but reinstated him earlier this year on the condition
that he not be alone with female patients. Several law enforcement
agencies are probing Hall, who has maintained his innocence in the
North Carolina administrative proceedings.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Today's update to my archive site www.jackoffland.com is an erotic boxing clip. I did not know that Joanne (the great webmaster here) was going to put that up today, but it is somewhat apropos as the sport of boxing has consumed much of my last 24 hours after my friend got knocked unconscious while sparring yesterday. The whole story is on the Playhouse bulletin board today..along with what is fast becoming a daily dose of gambling degeneracy.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Cheerleaders bug me. Most of them are women and instead of using their abilities to play sports they opt to stand on the sidelines cheering on a bunch of men. I'd understand if they got paid for it, but they don't. Imagine my frustration at having one especially nubile young lady interrupt my soccer practice at the local community college where I coach intramural sports. Summer was bouncing around in her little skirt and waving her pom-pons in the air while I was putting my team through some serious drills. When she picked up my megaphone and started calling out cheers I almost throttled her right there on the field. Fortunately my good sense caught up with me before I did it in front of any witnesses. I wisely opted to obtain her personal information from the college's computer database and then hid every night behind a tree in her backyard for three weeks until I found the perfect moment and confronted her in her own bedroom. Unbelievably the little twat was still wearing her cheerleader uniform at three o'clock in the morning. Even more surprisingly she turned out to be very feisty and resourceful in the heat of battle. That brings me right back to my original premise that most of these pom-pon wavers are squandering their real talents when they waste their time practicing song and dance routines. Please check inside the Playhouse to see Summer and me hashing out our philosophical differences.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have returned from my weekend in Central California after having seen lots of agriculture, oil rigs, correctional facilities, new housing developments, and my friend's family who migrated there from Back East. Since I was just along for the ride I recorded some of the trip on my video camera. I'm sure my travelogue commentary is less than compelling, but there are instances of female nudity in my footage so it is at least somewhat worthwhile.

Gambling degeneracy seems to be the topic of choice on the Playhouse bulletin board this evening so please come on in to the Playhouse and chip in your two cents. There is a brand new "Pink Playgirl" photo gallery in there as well.

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I just wanted to drop a quick note to all the Playhouse members tonight, but the Playhouse bulletin board seems to be unreachable (?) at this moment. Today I had a wonderful day shooting with hot, sexy, busty Misty Knights and all of the footage will be seen here soon!!

Right now I am departing for Central California where I will be spending a few days. I'm not sure if I'll have computer access there or not. If not, I will be back here on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Longtime Playhouse members may remember the "Pink Pop" photo gallery that was just added today to my archive site www.jackoffland.com. It was shot in an empty house in Pacific Palisades while I was heavily medicated. Marcus the photographer has some photos of me from that day where I actually fell asleep on the floor while we were shooting.

I had walking pneumonia and was on antibiotics that made me want to sleep all the time. Ironically, the photos turned out pretty well. The reason I needed to shoot that day was because the Playhouse was practically brand-new and I had almost run out of content.

New in the Playhouse itself today is my rant on the bulletin board about models who are petty, competitive, and stupid. It felt good to vent my spleen-hehe..

Have a great day!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Tomorrow's update is one that I am very much looking forward to. It will feature my friend Jake "Baby Shark" Moody who is conveniently out of town right now. He can voice no objection to my broadcasting of his first amateur fight which took place locally at a semi-underground event here in Los Angeles last weekend.

Please check out the Playhouse tomorrow to see "Baby Shark's" grand debut.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

My friend Cherokee came over last night on the pretext that she wanted to help me out. She had seen last Tuesday's photos of Kim Chambers and myself battling on my site here. Cherokee told me she wanted to show me a few moves that I could use the next time I got into a fight. I pointed out that a 4'11 doll such as herself really needn't worry about such things as fighting, particularly since someone of her size was only equipped to take on a kindergartener or an age-shrunken Alzheimer's patient, and that I really didn't need to learn any new moves anyways. She pointed out that an aging fatso like me better learn to bust a few new moves, particularly since I looked like I was stuck in a time warp with my bleached hair and overly large breast implants, and that I was a tacky slob who evidently hadn't changed my dress since I fought Kim Chambers. As soon as her words registered I grabbed two handfuls of her hair and prepared to subject her to the worst torment of her life. Suffice it to say that Cherokee was much stronger and more vengeful than previously anticipated, and that neither of us wears underwear. The photos in the Playhouse will tell the rest of the story.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Today's new gallery in the Playhouse is suffused with whiteness, fluffiness, and light. Was I floating on a cloud in heaven? No. I was inside a bastion of celebrity-stalking foreign tourists. It's in Hollywood (maybe West Hollywood?) and it's called the Mondrian Hotel. One of my friends likes to refer to it as "Disneyland on the Gaza Strip." If you've been to the place then you know why.

I look quite happy in the photos. That's because photographer Gucci Lamour (www.guccigirls.com) and I vomited in the lobby together when we found out that was where we were shooting. Then we locked the door to our little white room behind us and all of a sudden it seemed funny that the powers-that-be had booked the shoot there.

-- XXOO Tanya

McAfee Names Worst Viruses

Mon Jul 26, 6:00 AM ET


Stephen Lawson, IDG News Service

A rivalry between the creators of the Netsky and Bagle viruses helped cause a dramatic increase in threats in the first half of the year, but the most serious was Download.Ject, a Trojan horse program that exploited a vulnerability in Microsoft Internet Explorer, according to McAfee.

• Viruses Target IM
• RIAA Web Site Gets Doomed
• Symantec Details Net Threats
• New Attack Follows Mydoom
• Zipped Files Can Zap Antivirus Apps
 

McAfee's Anti-virus and Vulnerability Emergency Response Team (AVERT) ranks Exploit-MhtRedir.gen, also known as Download.Ject or Scob, as the top threat because it was used in a high number of attacks against both corporations and consumers. It also took advantage of the widely-used IE browser, and was a new type of threat, says Vincent Gullotto, AVERT vice president.


AVERT is releasing a list of the ten biggest malicious threats in the first half of this year. For the first time, the company considered not just the prevalence of the threat in terms of reports from end users, but also special circumstances, Gullotto says. Those include whether the threat hit corporations, whether it represented a new approach, and whether a patch was available for it. The Netsky-Bagle rivalry is another factor.

Deadliest Threats


About 60 percent of all the malicious threats tracked by AVERT are what McAfee calls Potentially Unwanted Programs, giving customers the chance to decide whether they want to keep the software. These include adware and spyware, which may even be legitimate programs but end up on a system without the user's knowing consent, Gullotto says. Reports of such programs are increasing both because the software is growing more prevalent and because McAfee has added more reporting capabilities for it, he adds.


Here are McAfee's top ten threats of the year so far:

..................Wait, hold on a minute. Doesn't publishing a list of the "top ten, deadliest viruses" just feed right into the motivation of the people who create these viruses anyways? Why don't they just hold an awards ceremony for these viruses and their creators?

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

As you may have noticed, there are always over 25 wrestling, boxing, or catfighting related photo galleries and video clips in my Playhouse. I update weekly with footage from my various conflicts. Sometimes I think that I shouldn't provide all this evidence of my violent nature. The truth is that I don't hate everyone who antagonizes me- I just have issues I need to work out with them. And, by the way, I'm never the one who starts the battle. I'm content to live my quiet life until someone provokes me. At this moment you can view my efforts at dispute resolution with Taylor Wane, Taylor St. Claire, Mercedes Ashley, Shay Sights, Vanessa Blue, Francesca Le, Shannan Leigh, Venus Delight, Katrina Rosebud, Goldie, Christine Dupree, Kim Chambers, Jewell Marceau, Stacy Burke, and others inside my Playhouse. I believe that one should always strive to handle disagreement in the most effective way possible.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Why did I sleep in until 6PM today? It had something to do with my friend Jake (AKA "Baby Shark") who participated in some underground amateur fights last night. Please read my account of the evening on the Playhouse bulletin board!

Speaking of fighting...there is a vintage, boxing-themed video clip just added today at my archive site www.jackoffland.com. I call it vintage because it was one of the first, if not THE first, video clips that ever appeared in the Playhouse.

I hope everyone is having a great weekend!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There is a new installment of my stretching video in the Playhouse today. Those of you into naked women demonstrating their flexibility should check it out! Also, there was a question about today's Photo of the Day on the Playhouse bulletin board, so if you like bondage/S&M you can read my response and also locate numerous videosof that genre in my Pay-per-View Theatre.

If you have a moment and a finger-tap to spare please click on my link to Top100 Catfights.com so I can move on up in the rankings. I'm eager to attract more catfight/wrestling fans so I can provide even more of those galleries/videos than I already do. Right now I have one catfight or wrestling update a week, but I'd love to do more!!

Have a great Friday!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I just got home and enjoyed today's HOT new gallery of Tanya James and her lucky male counterpart!! Don't want to spoil any surprises, but at least a few of those 70 photos feature a nice hot load of cum all over Tanya's incredible ass...mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I love it when beautiful women have the same name as I do. Maybe I get extra traffic here on my site when fans of other Tanyas end up here accidentally. You know how those search engines are. Tanya James, Tanya Roberts, Tawny Roberts (close enough), Tonya Knight (anyone remember her?), Tanya Taylor, Tawny Kitaen (did you see her mugshot?)..............

Anyways, please check out GORGEOUS Tanya James tonight! Also inside the Playhouse this evening are details of my shoot today with VCA director Jim Holliday and his numerous sexy women on set...........

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Please check out the Playhouse bulletin board tonight to see my genius computer animation that re-creates the state of my household ever since I brought my new kitten home this afternoon!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

My friend Joe sent this to me a little while ago. This is pretty funny:



YOU GOTTA LOVE THE MARINES


Marines Answer to Gun Control

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the
radio the other
day and you have to read his reply to the lady who
interviewed him
concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you
feel about gun
laws you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It
is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female
broadcaster and
US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things
are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing,
archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on
the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a
terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're
not one....... are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

New in the Playhouse today is footage from an unpleasant videotaped encounter. Kim and I are in the same business and happen to live in the same town so we got together at her place to shoot a little porno. I wanted to turn on some soft music to "get in the mood," but she refused to let me. Only later did I learn the significance of that. Turns out she had her tacky red living room equipped with legions of webcams so she could tape all of her unwitting visitors! There must have been $5000 worth of camera equipment hidden behind $10 worth of flea market furnishings. She didn't want music on because it would distort the sound quality of her secret recordings. What a cunt! Things quickly turned ugly when I discovered her dirty trickery. They got even uglier when we embarked upon an all-out, no-holds-barred, hair pulling, breast clawing, crotch grabbing, kicking, hitting, screaming contest of wills.

You don't even want to view these photos unless you're a fan of savage, ghetto-caliber fighting. It's not pretty.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

There's a sparkly new gallery in the Playhouse this morning. I described the circumstances surrounding the shoot on the Playhouse bulletin board. To tell the truth I had to stare at it a moment before I could place where it came from, but it was shot by a talented photographer friend of mine during the filming of a video.

Have a great day!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Following RIGHT on the heels of my post yesterday on the Playhouse bulletin board was a mildly amusing turn of events. Yesterday I basically admitted in writing that I am perhaps not the most reliable model in the world. It's not a well-kept secret. I have bad (self-created) karma in that department so today it did not surprise me at all when I drove into the San Fernando Valley, arrived at the location, and then found out my shoot was cancelled.

I just mention it because I was discussing that very subject yesterday so it was kind of funny. You can read the details on the Playhouse bulletin board.

On a happy note though, I did shoot a beautiful bondage gallery for the Playhouse today AND obtained a H-O-T-T-T video of GORGEOUS Lonnie Adams which will be in the Playhouse soon too!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I used the Playhouse bulletin board as a confessional this morning. I often do that. Perhaps by admitting my transgressions I can move past them. Or something.

That aside, it is a gorgeous Sunday morning here, and I hope everyone is having an equally nice day wherever they may be.

Please check out my current auctions which are listed under "Merchandise" in the toolbar above. On the auction block are a number of naughty photos, as well as the gold lame top and shorts I wore for a Hot Body Pay-per-View dance contest a few years back. The outfit comes with a Polaroid of me wearing it, as well as with a DVD copy of the whole event. I happen to be wearing the outfit on the cover. It appears that my gold lipstick matches my apparel. Was such color coordination ever in fashion?

Have a great day!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

It is sooooo HOT here in L.A. today!!!!

Speaking of hot...how about an exotic, flaming, pyramid-shaped candle and some scorching hot wax for you?

Not for you?

Well, I'll take it and LOVE it!!! Today's new gallery at my premium preview site www.jackoffland.com features me getting off by dripping burning hot candle wax all over my unprotected naked body. Please join me in enjoying the THRILL and the PAIN........

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There is a new video in the Playhouse today! It is footage from a custom video request in which the script required me to display my flexibility by doing splits, pulling my leg next to my head, etc. I'm not the most flexible person in the world, but I still work on it. Flexibility is very sexy to me. When I first started dancing I realized that just about all the other strippers did the splits on stage. Please join me in the Playhouse to check out the video and read about my first attempt to do the splits while performing. It is far from the only instance in my life when I've done embarrassing things while dancing...

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

There is a rare and gorgeous hardcore gallery of ultra-beautiful Tanya James pleasuring a lucky guy in the Playhouse today!!! I've had the pleasure of working on some of the same sets as Tanya and wrote a bit about her on the Playhouse bulletin board.

Please come inside and check everything out!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I will be a host on www.PlayboyRadio.com tomorrow at 4PM PST. Please join me when I sit down with hosts Tiffany Granath and Juli Ashton for "Night Calls." Feel free to call into the show at

1800 359 8100 !!

More info. is available at www.PlayboyRadio.com.

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

The culmination of my passionate sexfight with Mercedes Ashley is now playing inside the Playhouse. Please come inside to find out who is the better woman.........

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Great essay here at www.alysabeth.com:

http://www.geocities.com/alysabethc/sticks.html


I've read it before, but came across it again and was struck by its brilliance for the second time.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I have a couple of auctions that are about to end. Please click on "Merchandise" on the toolbar above and then click on "Official Auctions" to check them out.

Have a great Sunday!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

The Playhouse bulletin board is back up!!! Please check inside for the latest news.....

-- XXOO Tanya

Tired, tired, tired........from the Jim Holliday shoot. But I had a great time!!!

Details tomorrow...I'll be back in the morning!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

It's strange not to have the bulletin board! I'm about to go running and then jump into the car to drive out to Mojave for the next 2 days. I may not have any computer access again until Friday night.

There will be a new update in the Playhouse today so please enjoy that.

Have a great Thursday!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Hi again,

It feels so strange to be home and not have access to the Playhouse bulletin board. I just went for a nighttime run since I did not have time this morning before I caught my plane back to CA. Now I must pack my bags for tomorrow's trip to Mojave. I'll be staying out there until Friday night when I'll hopefully have enough energy to drive home.

Larry, Amanda, and Lana (my feline contingent) were so happy to see me today that I feel guilty leaving again. Fortunately my roommates make a habit of dancing attendance on all of them. Lana is almost 3 pounds now and we're getting worried that she may grow to be as big as Large Larry. Our vet is going to know we're bad parents if we have 2 cats that weigh more than 15 pounds in one household. We can't blame the neighbors for everything, even though Large Larry DOES sample the menus around town.

Good night!

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Happy (belated) 4th of July!!! I spent the holiday in the Arizona desert with no computer access so I have not had a chance to communicate my holiday greetings sooner. As always, I reflected upon our brave troops who are stationed overseas. God Bless all of you and their families.

I just got home a few minutes ago and discovered that we are having problems with our server here. There were some issues on Saturday night when I left, and now it appears that everything is under control except the Playhouse Bulletin Board which has been down since last weekend. Thank you to all you Playhouse members who are being patient in awaiting its return! All the updates are continuing as usual so there is a brand-new patriotic 4th of July gallery, a steamy, wet pantyhose photo gallery, and the most recent video installment of Mercedes Ashley and myself caught up in a passionate sexfight!

Thanks also to those of you who came to say hello to Tiffany Taylor, Dazza Del Dio, and me on Venice Beach on Saturday! There will be pix in the Playouse soon..

Although I just returned from the AZ desert hours ago, I am now packing for a trip to California's Mojave Desert for a 2-day shoot with one of my favorite directors, Jim Holliday. I am scheduled to do scenes with Shayla La Veaux, Kylie Wilde, and August, so I will report back with all the salacious details!

Hope everyone is doing well, particularly all you Playhouse members. Please keep checking back for the Playhouse Bulletin Board's imminent return!

-- XXOO Tanya

Hi,
I'm in a hotel trying to use WebTV. Late job tonight and n early job tomorrow here in Porn Valley so I didn't want to drive home in holiday trafffic. WebTV won't let me inthe Playhouse for my nightly post so Ithought I would say hi here. WebTV is very unwieldy so please forgive my spelling/punctation errors! Remember...Venice tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Please come see me this Saturday, July 3 at
SEXETERA LINGERIE BOUTIQUE on Venice Beach!!!

SEXETERA is located on the Venice Beach Boardwalk at:

511 Ocean Front Walk
Venice, CA 90291

Also there to sell collectibles and provide photo opportunities will be Playboy Playmates

Elke Jeinsen (May 93) and Tiffany Taylor (November 98), AND..

Magazine Cover and Feature Model Dazza del Dio!!!!!


We will all be at Sexetera from 10AM - 6PM this Saturday and are very much hoping to see YOU there!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Or, as I just wrote on the Playhouse Bulletin Board: "Good Grief"....

Last night I was angry about the hung jury I wrote about here, (I still am), and tonight I'm annoyed about the events that unfolded earlier today.

In the years that I've been shooting and performing as talent for various companies I can count on one hand the occasions that I've walked off a shoot. Today was one of them. It was a female director at the helm of this particular shoot. Nice.

Please join me on the Playhouse Bulletin Board tomorrow for my telling of the story....

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

There was just a news story on the radio about a mistrial being declared in the case of three Orange County teenagers accused of gangraping a highschool acquaintance. The three boys had videotaped an incident in which they had sex with an allegedly unconscious girl and violated her with foreign objects including a lit cigarette and a juice can. The defense claimed that the girl was a willing participant and only pretended to be unconscious because she desired to make a pornographic video with the boys. At one point during the video she urinates on herself as she lies motionless and seemingly unconscious on the pool table.

The jury in this case viewed the videotape repeatedly and was unable to reach a verdict so a mistrial has been declared. During the trial the defense attacked the character of the victim by presenting former friends of the victim who described her promiscuous behavior and drug use, and testified to the fact that she was "acting" in the video and only later decided to press charges against the boys because she was embarrassed by the video.

The alleged attack and trial occurred in Orange County, California. The father of one of the boys is an Assistant Orange County Sheriff.

Of course I was not present during the alleged attack, I haven't seen the video, and I wasn't in court during the trial but I find it really difficult to believe that a young woman would pretend to be unconscious, allow herself to be defiled with painful objects, and urinate on herself while three young men cavorted around and laughed, as they were seen doing on the tape. It really defies all credulity. Perhaps I'm overextending myself since I'm not involved in this case at all, but it really just seems to smack of a situation where a young woman is being vilified for having been very sexually active in the past. Sickeningly, I know that there are people who would say that if she was promiscuous then she "deserved" this treatment from these boys.

This upsets me so much. So often women are condemned for their sexual behavior when they probably have hurt no one but themselves. They are labelled "sluts" and "tramps" which are two words that shouldn't really be in use, at least with the negative connotation that they have now. Women are not "bad" if they explore their sexuality. Furthermore, it is my personal observation, having known hundreds of women, that many who are very sexually active from a young age are often exhibiting pathological, self-destructive behavior that is a result of sexual abuse.

Am I a psychologist? No, but 'll express my opinions anyways because I've observed so much female sexual behavior and I have grown deeply disgusted by the self-righteous fucking assholes who castigate and demean women who may stray from what is considered "normal" sexual behavior. In my opinion there is no "normal" sexual behavior because every person should be free to explore their sexuality with other consenting adults without being condemned.

On many occasions I've been derided, and I've seen many other women being derided, for being comfortable with displaying our bodies and expressing our sexuality. It makes me mad because I've seen and experienced it so often.

As long as no one is getting hurt every person should be entitled to enjoy his or her carnal nature and that should be so painfully self-evident.

Angrily yours,

Tanya

Good grief,

I still cringe if I hear myself slip into using "disrespect" as a verb since it was only a noun for most of my life. This morning I found this in my inbox:


"dis (dis) verb tr., also diss

To show disrespect for.

[Of uncertain origin, apparently a shortening of disrespect.]

"Lumka cringes when she realises the customer she dissed is in fact
Karabo, the owner of the bar and her employer."
On The Small Screen; Post (South Africa); Jun 2, 2004.

"After dissing the victims, Jerry Sensitive led the regents in a
ringing defense of the four CU officials whose lax supervision may
have contributed to the scandal."
Bob Ewegen; 'Dear Old Sleaze U'; Denver Post (Colorado); May 22,
2004.

This week's theme: words to highlight rankism"


The "Word of the Day" provider I'm signed up with sent the preceding as this morning's daily installment so it's not as if the word (word?!) has actually been legitimized by Merriam Webster yet. It probably will be though. Didn't they validate the pseudo-word "McJob" recently?

The only reason this grabs my attention is beause I must be getting old and set in my ways. I also remember when certain politicians and educators were promoting "ebonics."

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I sent a bunch of photos to Iraq in the past week and received a very nice e-mail back from the soldier who had requested them for himself and his fellow soldiers. Part of it reads:


" I included a couple pictures of life in Baghdad as
part of my own propaganda campaign on behalf of the
80% of Iraqis who are moderate. I included the one
where soldiers are trading bootleg DVDs just cause I
think it is funny. Hollywood doesn't support the
soldier and we're over here learning not to support
Hollywood.

Thank you so much. And if you need anything past
October, let me know."

--Mark


I was going to post some of the pix he sent here, but most of them feature children so I realized that it may be inappropriate to post them on an adult site. In any case the photos are very touching as they feature Iraqi children interacting with our US troops and smiling for their cameras.

It seems that every bit of correspondence I've had with our troops in the Middle East suggests that our media is doing an extremely poor job of reporting the situation there as it really is.

-- XXOO Tanya

"Defense attorney Sharon Levine told the jury that Roberts did not trespass because there were no signs posted in the stadium telling people to stay off the field."



British Streaker at Super Bowl Guilty of Trespass

Mon Jun 21, 8:07 PM ET




HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas jury on Monday found a British streaker guilty of criminal trespassing for racing onto the field during the Super Bowl in February with only a thong and a smile.


Mark Roberts, 39, could face up to 180 days in jail and a $2,000 fine for the misdemeanor crime when the jury of six women considers his sentence on Tuesday.


Roberts danced an Irish jig at midfield at Reliant Stadium before New England Patriots linebacker Matt Chatham knocked him off his feet and police carried him away.


A veteran streaker who has strutted his stuff at hundreds of events around the world, Roberts said he was disappointed by the verdict.


"If making people laugh is a criminal offense, then they should send me to prison for life," he told reporters.


Roberts said he has been arrested many times but never convicted of a crime in connection with streaking.


Defense attorney Sharon Levine told the jury that Roberts did not trespass because there were no signs posted in the stadium telling people to stay off the field.


But prosecutor Kristin Guiney argued that Roberts' antics could not be tolerated in post-Sept. 11 America.


"As light-hearted about this as I'd like to be, we don't live in a society anymore where we can excuse this kind of behavior," she told the jury.


Roberts has admitted to passing through the supposedly tight Super Bowl security wearing a phony referee's uniform, then ripping it off and stepping onto the field just before the start of the second half.


An online casino ad was painted on his skin.
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-- XXOO Tanya

Who's that big fat chick with the sour expression on her face in today's Photo of the Day?

Oh, I guess it's me. Good thing I decided to pose for a naked picture that month. It just reminded me that I don't really need to be eating this whole bag of Chex Mix that someone left next to my computer-hehe!

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,
I am siting in my hotel room in Vegas attempting to utilize the WebTV option offered in my room. Thus far I have been prevented from accessing my e-mail, bank accounts,or entering the Playhouse. Normally I post everyday on the bulletin board in the Playhouse, but I can't get in there. For some reason I can access my Blogger account so I thought I would drop in here and say hello. This post will be rife with grammatical errors and examples of poor spelling because the keyboard is particularly unwieldy. Really,I've only had one drink today. So far.

Normally I despise Vegas but this trip has been wonderful so far. I wisely chose to stay at a hotel off the Strip. There
666Strange.......the system here compelled me to type those sixes as I was trying to escape from something weird it was doing. Spooky. Normally I'm not superstitious. Anyways I'm at a business hotel with no casino in it and windows that open in the rooms. Today I saw a Claude Monet exhibit at the Bellagio that was on loan from the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston. Truly exhilirating and awesome. Hope everyone is having a great day!

-- XXOO Tanya

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"MARTHA STEWART" in the Playhouse!!!

All I wanted to do was take a relaxing bong hit in my bedroom when Francesca started criticizing my home decorating. "You bring guys home to this shithole?!" she asked me incredulously. Evidently a comfortable bed and a mirror propped against the wall are not good enough for her. I told her she must be a really lousy lay if HER bedroom companions actually took the time to admire the furnishings when they came over. I laughed my superior laugh and she smashed a priceless glass decoration over my head. (Photographic evidence of course provided inside the Playhouse.) When I regained consciousness was when the battle REALLY started..............

--XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I hope everyone enjoyed yesterday's patriotic/military-themed sets with Sky and Lana. Perhaps the pictorials of the two GORGEOUS blondes spurred some pleasant Memorial Day thoughts for all viewers!!!

God Bless our troops!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

We are celebrating a belated Memorial Day here at the Playhouse!!! Everyday should be Memorial Day anyways.

Already posted is a GORGEOUS set of blonde model Jana Cova showing her patriotism!

Please check back today for more patriotic/military pride................

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

GREETINGS TO ALL ON MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!

Due to some technical difficulties today we are unable to post our military/America-themed photos. We are planning a late Memorial Day in the Playhouse for Wednesday! As I just wrote inside the Playhouse every day should be a Memorial Day of sorts anyhow.

God Bless all our current and departed troops who have served or are serving our country.

-- XXOO Tanya

INSULT and INJURY in the Playhouse!!!

Taylor Wane broke into my house. She was dressed in stockings and lingerie so I naturally assumed that she was there to make sexual advances on me. I was wrong. She coolly informed me that she was really pawing through my nighttable to try and find some stuff that she thought I had stolen from her! I still believed she wanted me until she revealed that she was only wearing sexy lingerie in case the police were called and she needed to seduce them. What a bitch!!! When she saw my hurt feelings and indignation she just laughed at me and told me I wasn't woman enough for her anyways. A vicious breast battle was the upshot of this situation. Please enter the Playhouse to witness me seeking vengeance against the Brit bitch.......

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

You may have noticed that the last four or so Photos of the Day (POTDs) here on the front page have been washed-out old pix. They were all Polaroids taken for magazine shoots a few or more years ago. Today's POTD was taken during a shoot for Playboy's "Sexy Girl Next Door." Yesterday's POTD was taken during a shoot for "Leg Action" magazine.

Why use these old photos? I figured that I may as well put them in my personal website scrapbook before they completely fade into obscurity (literally). Polaroids have a way of doing that.

Today in the Playhouse there is a gorgeous military-themed photoset featuring the exotic, sexy, raven-haired Celeste. As always, my thoughts are with our US troops stationed all over the world during these times of political strife. God Bless all of you!

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Friday's striptease in front of the fire is the fulfillment of a Playhouse member request! Thanks, Art, for the idea!! Please keep them coming..................

-- XXOO Tanya

This is tremendous:


> Anniversary Gifts
>
> A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
> gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man
> says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes
> Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
> The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like
> the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz
> to take it back."
>
> The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then
> proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my
> wife a pair of slippers and a dildo." With a confused
> and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you
> buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well,
> in case she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck
> herself."

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Wouldn't it be an NCAA violation to purposely shove your ass in your opponent's face during a wrestling match? I think it would be. Do you think the members of the US wrestling team will be using that tactic during competition in Athens? No. Remember the Soviet machine that churned out medal-winning athletes by the dozen? Would they have stooped to such a level? No. Face-sitting is down and dirty combat. Purposely depriving your opponent of air with your crotch is about as depraved as you can get. It's a domination/humiliation tactic I love to use. So does Taylor St. Claire. Maybe that's why we lock horns so often. Photos from our most recent tussle are included in Tuesday's catfight update. Please check them out.

You will also find Kyla Luciano gleefully straddling the flushed, purple-veined face of her male opponent. Need I say more??

All photographic evidence was graciously provided by www.straddleproductions.com. Full-length videos of the action are available at www.straddleproductions.com!!

-- XXOO Tanya

MAY 20--Faced with a whopping $28,021 bill from a Manhattan strip
joint, a business executive has filed a lawsuit claiming that he was
grossly overcharged for a recent lap dance and Champagne bacchanal.
In a State Supreme Court lawsuit, a copy of which you'll find below,
Mitchell Blaser alleges that he is being swindled by Scores, Gotham's
leading gentlemen's club. Blaser, 53, was partying with a pal last
December and racking up the lap dances and very pricey bubbly (he
expected an American Express bill in the two grand range). But the
club says that Blaser ran up the 28k tab by ordering five magnums of
Clos Du Mesnil Champagne, at $3,200 a bottle, and partaking in
hundreds of $20 lap dances. Scores contends that Blaser, chief
financial officer for the American division of the giant Swiss Re
insurance outfit, signed receipts for every purchase.
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I was really drunk the last time I went shopping at the mall and I feel I was grossly overcharged. I'm suing.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,
Please go to the "Merchandise" section in the toolbar above to find links to my ***CURRENT AUCTIONS*** !!!!

--XXOO Tanya

**** SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ****

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Our SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT tonight is in regards to our new REDUCED PRICING available to those of you interested in custom wrestling/catfight/boxing videos!!! Please keep in mind that we have access to a full-size boxing ring and spacious University of Iowa wrestling mats for all wrestling/catfight/boxing videos.

Cameraman Mike Raffone will provide all details and pricing information. His e-mail is cuelvideo@hotmail.com.

Have a great night!!

-- XXOO Tanya

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Hello,
Francesca Le and I have tangled before. One of our previous altercations is documented in my Playhouse. Why were we feuding AGAIN last night? Because we both wanted to wear the same dress. She literally tried to rip it right out of my hands. She was like a trailer-trash housewife fighting over the sales rack at Wal-Mart. That's what I told her. She called me a white-trash shithead. White-trash shithead? I was pondering her weird insult when she drove her black motorcycle boot into my stomach. Things spiralled downward very quickly from there. Who ended up wearing the dress in question? Please enter my Playhouse to find out.......

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello again,
I was just rereading my post of a few minutes ago:

"Two blondes with big racks are in a dungeon. Yep, it's
Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) and Power Girl, the latter of whom is still
being held against her will and defiled. She plots her
escape as the nefarious Catwoman desecrates her body
with nipple clamps and sodomizes her with a rubber
cock...................."

This is probably inappropriate humor, but in looking at those words a punchline popped into my head: "Wait, is Power Girl an Iraqi prisoner??"

I most likely should not post this, but I can always delete it later.....

Anyways, I'm sure you can tell from my posts over the past year and a half that I LOVE OUR TROOPS!! God Bless all of you.

-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Two blondes with big racks are in a dungeon. Yep, it's
Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) and Power Girl, the latter of whom is still
being held against her will and defiled. She plots her
escape as the nefarious Catwoman desecrates her body
with nipple clamps and sodomizes her with a rubber
cock. To be sure, Catwoman is a cut above the average
dominatrix. It would take more than the typical
manhating bitch to lure Power Girl into her lair and
entrap her in this predicament. Catwoman has a plan.
We don't know what it is yet, but it appears that the
elusive Wonder Boy figures into the scheme. Wonder Boy
is Power Girl's nephew. "Forced incest" is not a term
that we even want to contemplate, but with Catwoman at
the helm during this campaign of terror..........

Please check inside my Playhouse to sate your morbid curiousity and figure out the purpose of this whole plot-driven superheroine drama. You dirty perv. (Hehe!)

-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,
I'm getting ready for work today. Lots of coverage about the abuse of Iraqi war prisoners is on the radio. Not that anyone cares about my political views, but I did want to take a moment to write a word in support of our soldiers.

It's not possible for anyone to condone the instances of abuse. In a perfect world there would be no abuse, but in a perfect world there would be no war. Yesterday I saw a red SUV driving on the street with a hand-printed sign reminding fellow drivers of the bodies of Americans that were burned and paraded through the streets of Iraq. Two wrongs don't make a right, but our soldiers are under unimaginable pressure during wartime. Particularly with images of desecrated American bodies lingering in their minds. It would be impossible for our country to maintain uniformly humane treatment in the prison camps. That does not excuse servicemen who have gone way too far with the abuse. I'm not sure how they should be punished, but I fail to be outraged by the accounts of mistreatment that I have heard. That is a harsh statement, but war is very ugly. I can't even imagine the extent of the daily horrors our troops are facing. Even the best among them could potentially succumb to a depraved impulse.

Action by top military officials should be taken to curb the abuses, but all of us sitting comfortably at home need to keep in mind that our soldiers are only human and some horrible transgressions are bound to occur during wartime. I know that just about all Americans are proud of our military and keep them in our hearts in this difficult time. God Bless all of you.

-- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,
I've always hated "Barbie Doll" comments. Like when Mercedes Ashley said, "People only want Barbie Dolls so they can play with their bodies and do what they want with them." That was mean. Mercedes and I both do porno and she had announced that she would be the dominant woman in our scene. I said, "I'll show you who's DOMINANT, bitch!! Are you ready to see what a 'Barbie Doll' can do?!!" Then she drove her knee into my eye socket. I suppose the battle was pretty much over for me as I struggled to maintain consciousness and fell to the floor. That didn't stop Mercedes from submitting me to numerous incapacitating wrestling holds, levelling more blows at my head, mauling my breasts, and mangling my pussy lips. Long afterward, as I lay dazed and defeated on the industrial carpet (where WAS I anyways?), I remembered hearing over the years that some of those Puerto Rican girls do have fiery tempers..........

-- XXOO Tanya