BIG BOOB BOXING BATTLE


Sometimes people secretly hate you. It's unfortunate that they won't come right out and say it. Their subtle put-downs and needless jockeying for what they perceive to be the upper hand gets really irritating. Maybe those folks have a need for you or maybe they have a weird love/hate obsession with you. Either way, I always try and avoid those type of screwed up individuals and it's usually pretty easy to do so. Unfortunately my friend Shannan Leigh inadvertantly brought one of them right back into my orbit recently. I asked Shannan to help me book another model for a shoot we had scheduled. On the appointed day she showed up with this one dumb-ass broad whose name I will not mention. The woman in question has to be the dumbest ass of all the dumb-asses I've ever worked with. She tries to hide her painful insecurity by bragging about her dubious accomplishments and lobbing sly insults at me. Shooting a video with her is no walk in the park. It gets so bad that I feel like her personality is contagious. I told Shannan that there was no way I could do another shoot with this woman. Shannan told me I had no choice. There was no hope of an amicable agreement on this subject so we agreed to don boxing gloves and duke it out in the back room of the studio! The stakes were high because the loser would have to do the shoot with the despicable model. Enter my Playhouse to see just who was the victor in this no-holds-barred, boob-punching bonanza..


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Who would wear this 1980's-style aerobics outfit to the gym in this day and age? I would, of course. I miss my job at Hooter's and look for any excuse to put on shiny spandex tights.

Check out the full, ultra-shiny gallery in my Playhouse now. (You'll feel like you've gone back in time and are working out on a Nautilus machine at one of those now-defunct 24-hr aerobics studios!)


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have numerous auctions of my personal items going on right now. Among them is an exclusive, limited-edition poster (see pic above) shot by photographer Marcus. There are only 5 in existence and there will never be more of them made.

You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Many have asked to see the man behind the legend. The Chairman of the WTBA has attained a level of prestige among boxing fans that has not been seen since the heyday of Don King himself. (Or is Don King still in his heyday?)

The pic above shows Chairman Andy at the Glamourcon convention in Los Angeles this past November. He is flanked by two of his star fighters, Hollywood and myself. Who else might be lurking in the Chairman's stable? You could his ask loquacious nephew Wes or you can visit http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/DTWTBABoxing to see what or who is next on this International Playboy's agenda!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Who is that demented laughing woman?

Oh, that's me. I must have had too much punch at the Christmas Party :)


Come inside and join the fun in the Playhouse!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Here's the story behind last weekend's update to my archive site JackOffLand.com:

There was an occasion in the past when Francesca Le came to my house and criticized my home decorating. I thought that she displayed a ruthless disregard for both my hospitality and my feelings. As a matter of fact that episode occurred this past May and the events of the evening are duly recorded in my JackOffLand update of 10/8/05 with plenty of photographic evidence. Adding injury to insult Francesca proved to be the better woman that day when she kicked my ass. I was humiliated but my spirit was not defeated. I knew that someday I would even the score. I vowed to train harder, be stronger, go to the gym religiously, and take martial arts classes so that she would have no chance against me in our next battle because there WOULD be a next battle. Months passed by and I did little else besides dance in a bar, drink vodka, and go to the occasional photo shoot. Undaunted by my own lack of self-discipline I decided that I would still reclaim my street credibility and challenge Francesca on her own turf. With a bandanna covering most of my face and a cap pulled down low on my brow I broke into her home at 4AM last week..

Please check inside JackOffLand.com to see the outcome of THIS battle!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There are lots of my personal items up for auction right now. The bra and shorts I'm wearing in the pic to the right are among them. I wore those in an orgy scene in late director Jim Holliday's Midnight Librarians. As you can see pornstars Belladonna, Calli Cox, Monica Mayhem, and Scarlet Fever were in that scene too. The winning bidder of my shorts and sexy bra receives a signed DVD copy of Midnight Librarians as well.

You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Yesterday I updated my archive site www.JackOffLand.com with yet another superheroine-themed video that originally aired here in my Playhouse. Here's what I wrote about it back then:

Two blondes with big racks are in a dungeon. Yep, it's Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) and Power Girl, the latter of whom is still being held against her will and defiled. She plots her escape as the nefarious Catwoman desecrates her bodywith nipple clamps and sodomizes her with a rubber cock. To be sure, Catwoman is a cut above the average dominatrix. It would take more than the typical man-hating bitch to lure Power Girl into her lair and entrap her in this predicament. Catwoman has a plan. We don't know what it is yet, but it appears that the elusive Wonder Boy figures into the scheme. Wonder Boy is Power Girl's nephew. "Forced incest" is not a term that we even want to contemplate, but with Catwoman at the helm during this campaign of terror..

Please check inside www.JackOffLand.com to sate your morbid curiousity and figure out the purpose of this whole plot-driven superheroine drama. You dirty perv. (Hehe!)

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

As per usual I updated my archive site
www.JackoffLand.com three times last week. The pic above is from a military-inspired set I shot originally for the Playhouse a few years ago.

I hope you come visit me at www.JackoffLand.com soon!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

As usual I have numerous auctions of my personal items currently in progress. One of the latest is my sexy red dress which is featured in a gallery at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

The winning bidder will receive the hot red dress, a Polaroid of me wearing it, and a disc of photos of me posing in it as well.

Just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to access my auctions!


- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,

Over the weekend I added 2 new galleries to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
Here's the story behind Saturday's hideous catfight between myself and B-movie queen/wrestling legend Jasae:

Of all places, Jasae and I first encountered each other at a bondage shoot. Turns out we both dance, do bondage, and have wrestled for some of the same companies. When the subject of wrestling came up Jasae arched an eyebrow and asked me: "Do you really think you are a wrestler?" She placed heavy emphasis on the word "think" and made it clear that she didn't believe I was one. She pointed out that not every woman who steps into a wrestling ring can necessarily be considered a wrestler. I pointed out that not every woman who adopts a one-word name out of a misguided sense of self-importance is necessarily given the same regard as Cher or Madonna. That did it. Only one of us left the aborted bondage shoot victorious that day..

Visit
www.JackOffLand.com
now to find out who it was!


- XXOO Tanya

Holy Kidnapping!

Power Girl needs you. She's trapped -helpless, breathless, but still fighting- in The Bondage Room right now!


Come witness her torment inside the walls of the Playhouse..


- XXOO Tanya