Stacy was laughing at me because I was dressed like a plumber. At least that is what she said. She told me she would be going to the Playboy Mansion without me because I looked too "white trash." I told her we both knew Playboy Playmates from trailer parks in Lancaster who had somehow managed to dress up their resumes so it really didn't matter if I wasn't wearing the garments of the nobility. She retorted that at least everyone at the Mansion looked good and she didn't want to be seen in the company of someone like me who looked like a transient. I told her to go fuck herself and began ripping her designer duds right off her body..

Needless to say it turned into an ugly spectacle. Come see the carnage at my archive site JackOffLand.com now!


- XXOO Tanya