"MARTHA STEWART" in the Playhouse!!!

All I wanted to do was take a relaxing bong hit in my bedroom when Francesca started criticizing my home decorating. "You bring guys home to this shithole?!" she asked me incredulously. Evidently a comfortable bed and a mirror propped against the wall are not good enough for her. I told her she must be a really lousy lay if HER bedroom companions actually took the time to admire the furnishings when they came over. I laughed my superior laugh and she smashed a priceless glass decoration over my head. (Photographic evidence of course provided inside the Playhouse.) When I regained consciousness was when the battle REALLY started..............

--XXOO Tanya