Tuesday, May 12, 2009

"I was on a raft and the wind was blowing.. "

















Reigning Miss Caliornia Carrie Prejean claims that she did not willingly pose for the topless photos just released by TMZ.com this morning. She states that she was standing on a cliff and the wind was blowing so her breasts were accidentally exposed. I believe her. Carrie and I have a lot in common because something similar happened when I first started modeling. Years ago a photographer hired me to pose in a bikini for a print ad. He requested that I not wear a top because I could conceal my breasts against the plastic raft in which I was floating. I naively agreed to do this because he promised not to snap any photos if my nipples inadvertantly became visible. Suffice it to say that he did not keep his word. The photos above capture the sequence of events that lead to my downfall. When my raft began to capsize the cameraman evidently took numerous topless shots of me as I fell into the water. I did not realize this so I merely climbed back onto the raft and continued posing. After the shoot ended one of the crew members informed me of the photographer's betrayal. I was scandalized! In the last few photos you can first see the consternation in my face and then read the dejectedness in my posture as I slink away into the wilderness.

Ultimately the photographer published a series of topless photos of me. People did not understand what had really happened. They even assumed that the photos with my ass in the air were intended to be sexually provocative. Nothing could have been further from the truth. It was all an accident. Yet I knew that I could never prove it - my reputation was ruined. Consequently I decided to start performing in hardcore pornographic films since my life was already shattered.

Hehehe... just kidding. Nonetheless, I heard Miss California's explanation for her topless photos this morning and I could not help but chuckle. One can only hope that she will eventually see the light and go the direction of former Miss USA Kelli McCarty.


XO Tanya




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