Saturday, May 30, 2009

Demise of a Secretary









If you look like a bimbo, dress like a bimbo, and smile a lot people will assume that you are a bimbo. 36DD Tanya Danielle knows this. She does not necessarily act like a bimbo, but people draw their conclusions based on her appearance. She works as a secretary for the J. Row Corp. and everyone in the office just assumes that she got her job by sucking off the boss. Little do they know that she is a business mastermind who has actively been embezzling millions of dollars from the company. Soon she will depart for a foreign country and live off her ill-gotten gains, never to be seen on American soil again. On a particular day Tanya returns home from work and pours herself a glass of wine. She reclines in her chair and ponders the future. How soon will she leave the US? How much money is enough? 6 million? 10 million? She chuckles to herself. All of a sudden she feels an odd tingling sensation in her gut. It spreads upward to her throat. Within minutes her whole body seems to be on fire. Her body convulses as waves of pain rack her midsection. She knows with utter certainty that someone has poisoned her wine, but there is nothing she can do to halt her premature demise. As she draws in her final breath she wonders which of her enemies will assume her identity and access her offshore accounts..

Demise of a Secretary will be playing at DeviantDownloads.com soon!






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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

What I did yesterday..

















I just shot these photos yesterday. The entire Blue Beanie gallery of full-size images will be coming to TanyaDanielle.com soon!


XO Tanya




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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Captain Kirk's Personal Assistant










Captain Kirk's assistant finds new uses for her company-issue phaser! The entire gallery of full-size images will be coming to TanyaDanielle.com soon!


XO Tanya




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"I was on a raft and the wind was blowing.. "

















Reigning Miss Caliornia Carrie Prejean claims that she did not willingly pose for the topless photos just released by TMZ.com this morning. She states that she was standing on a cliff and the wind was blowing so her breasts were accidentally exposed. I believe her. Carrie and I have a lot in common because something similar happened when I first started modeling. Years ago a photographer hired me to pose in a bikini for a print ad. He requested that I not wear a top because I could conceal my breasts against the plastic raft in which I was floating. I naively agreed to do this because he promised not to snap any photos if my nipples inadvertantly became visible. Suffice it to say that he did not keep his word. The photos above capture the sequence of events that lead to my downfall. When my raft began to capsize the cameraman evidently took numerous topless shots of me as I fell into the water. I did not realize this so I merely climbed back onto the raft and continued posing. After the shoot ended one of the crew members informed me of the photographer's betrayal. I was scandalized! In the last few photos you can first see the consternation in my face and then read the dejectedness in my posture as I slink away into the wilderness.

Ultimately the photographer published a series of topless photos of me. People did not understand what had really happened. They even assumed that the photos with my ass in the air were intended to be sexually provocative. Nothing could have been further from the truth. It was all an accident. Yet I knew that I could never prove it - my reputation was ruined. Consequently I decided to start performing in hardcore pornographic films since my life was already shattered.

Hehehe... just kidding. Nonetheless, I heard Miss California's explanation for her topless photos this morning and I could not help but chuckle. One can only hope that she will eventually see the light and go the direction of former Miss USA Kelli McCarty.


XO Tanya




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