SCRAPPING SHOWGIRLS

It was a sickening spectacle involving screaming,
profanity, clawing at breasts, hairpulling, punching,
spitting, and even worse. It could have been the
sideshow at a Nascar event, particularly since the two
busty combatants were dressed in studded G-string
ensembles that must have been around since the 1980's.
Who were these two white trash idiots? And why were
they fighting in 6" spiked heels? Well..it was me and
my friend Summer Cummings trying to decide who was
going on stage next at The Rack Shack where we work as
topless dancers. Judging by our animosity you'd have
thought we were battling over the deed to the
Trump Towers, but it was just another strip club battle
for supremacy. Come inside the Playhouse to view the
debauchery..


-- XXOO Tanya