Good morning,

Of course there are many labor disputes which make the news, but this one affects all of us:


Hey guys, truth hurts!

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for
the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit
other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such
as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have
completed the day's work.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management


Hehe- thanks to my friend Stef for e-mailing me this!!-- XXOO Tanya