Hi again,
Today I am doing my once-a-month e-mail reading session. I'm not good about staying on top of my e-mails. It was so much easier for me to keep up with correspondence when much of it was conducted through the US Mail. That must have been because I got so much less of it. People must REALLY want to contact you if they bother to compose a letter and actually succeed in finding an envelope, affixing a stamp to it, and getting it into a mailbox. I'm not being snide. Over the years I have sealed tons of letters into envelopes that never even got stamps, let alone arrived at their intended destinations.

Hmmmmmm.......I just invalidated my original point that it was easier for me to answer letters than e-mails. Apparently I've always been a slacker.

In any case, today I was going through my e-mails for the first time in a month. That's how I came across the joke from my friend Joe which I put in my previous post. A minute ago I opened an e-mail from some guy who must have written to me last month. Evidently I had launched an angry/annoyed e-mail at him the last time I had gone through my inbox. I must have been in a bad mood. Here's our e-mail exchange:


--- "John Doe" wrote:
Hi,
I give you 100'000 Euros to fuck me, let me
know ...

Kiss on your pussy

"John Doe"
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Tanya Danielle wrote back:

Go fuck yourself, loser. There's not enough money in
the world............

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"John Doe" then wrote back:


Subject: I'd like to fuck you
Date: Sun, 4 Jan 2004 15:56:30 +0100

"You call me a loser ??
Everything has a price ..."

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Oh, brother. Why do I always get these guys? Just because I'm a stripper and/or because I work in the porn business does not mean I'm available for escort work. I have nothing against performers who are, but it's not my thing. If it was I would be on all the escort sites and making the fact known on my site.
Usually I don't even answer e-mails like that one, but I must have been in a foul mood that day. Here's a HOT TIP for potential johns:

DON'T TRY AND SOLICIT PEOPLE FOR PROSTITUTION UNLESS YOU KNOW THEY ARE PROSTITUTES.

That's a hot tip for anyone who doesn't like to get shot down. Then again, guys who are habitual customers of prostitutes probably got used to being shot down early on in life. Maybe they know something demoralizing about themselves that they are willing to accept. Who knows. The only reason I end up pondering the question is because I often get those annoying "John Doe"-type e-mails. And because I sometimes have to go work in Vegas. My friend Tim still has not gotten me my Official Las Vegas T-shirt which is supposed to read: "I'm not a hooker so don't even talk to me."

On a funnier note, in January I had another rant here about my annoyance at being continually mistaken for a prostitute. One of the Playhouse members posted on the Playhouse bulletin board that he totally understands my position, feels my pain, and that he, too, is tired of people constantly offering him money for sex. Touche....even though I don't have that little mark that's supposed to go over the "e" on my keyboard!

-- XXOO Tanya