MAY 20--Faced with a whopping $28,021 bill from a Manhattan strip
joint, a business executive has filed a lawsuit claiming that he was
grossly overcharged for a recent lap dance and Champagne bacchanal.
In a State Supreme Court lawsuit, a copy of which you'll find below,
Mitchell Blaser alleges that he is being swindled by Scores, Gotham's
leading gentlemen's club. Blaser, 53, was partying with a pal last
December and racking up the lap dances and very pricey bubbly (he
expected an American Express bill in the two grand range). But the
club says that Blaser ran up the 28k tab by ordering five magnums of
Clos Du Mesnil Champagne, at $3,200 a bottle, and partaking in
hundreds of $20 lap dances. Scores contends that Blaser, chief
financial officer for the American division of the giant Swiss Re
insurance outfit, signed receipts for every purchase.
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I was really drunk the last time I went shopping at the mall and I feel I was grossly overcharged. I'm suing.

-- XXOO Tanya