This is tremendous:


> Anniversary Gifts
>
> A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
> gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man
> says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes
> Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
> The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like
> the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz
> to take it back."
>
> The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then
> proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my
> wife a pair of slippers and a dildo." With a confused
> and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you
> buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well,
> in case she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck
> herself."

-- XXOO Tanya