Good evening,

Happy Halloween from the bride of Count Dracula!

I hope you'll come see me in my lair..


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I just added a hot gallery of 36DD blonde, lovely Taylor Wane and myself to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com


Stop in and check it out!


- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

I just finished shooting a custom video with sexy Stacy Burke of www.StacyBurke.com. Here's a candid pic snapped during the shoot by cameraman Mike Raffone.

For information on my custom videos click on Video in the toolbar above. I love to shoot customs! Just ask Mike Raffone :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have some new auctions going on! To access them click on Merchandise in the toolbar above..


Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

Today I added another huge bondage gallery to my archive site www.JackOffLand.com
Some longtime Playhouse members may remember the story behind the photos:

I knew something was wrong when I arrived at the location and the set was so spartan that the bed being used was just a mattress on a platform with no box spring. The single sheet did not even really cover the mattress and was riding up on the side. Some off-white curtains hid a mirror behind the bed. There really was not even any pretense being made that this was going to be a shoot for the particular magazine I had thought.The reason I stayed was because I was afraid to leave. It seemed better to just play along as if I was unsuspecting. Maybe if I just did what they said I would not get hurt. They obviously needed the photos for something very specific so I just maintained the pretense that I thought everything was fine. First there was a gag and then there was the red rope they began to tie me with. There is much more to the story but I'll tell you later. For now you can experience some of what I felt when you visit the Bondage Room inside www.JackOffLand.com


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There is no good reason to put this on the front page of my site, but the headline of the story below jumped out at me from the "breaking news" section of www.msn.com and I found it much more amusing than I should have. In fact, I am still smiling.

Of course I've been wondering for awhile what happened to the cop from the Village People. Haven't we all? You can imagine my astonishment at finding out that he is smoking crack and toting guns around the very area where I spent much of my youth:



Village People Cop No-Show in Court

Oct 21, 9:03 AM EST
The Associated Press

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. -- Victor Willis, the original policeman in the 1970s music group the Village People, was being sought after failing to show up Thursday for a sentencing in a drug case, authorities said.
Willis, who co-wrote disco hits such as "Macho Man" and "In the Navy," was arrested in July after police found a gun and what was believed to be crack cocaine in his car after a traffic stop.
He was scheduled to be sentenced Thursday morning in San Mateo County Superior Court, but failed to show up. The judge issued arrest warrants for a probation violation and for the drug case, a clerk said.
Willis also had an outstanding felony warrant for possession of narcotics, police said.
His attorney, Kenneth Quigley, told the San Francisco Chronicle that Willis left a message with him Wednesday night saying he couldn't attend the hearing.
"He is scheduled for surgery. That's really as much as I know," Quigley told the newspaper.
The songwriter and performer left the Village People in the late 1970s.

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Ay caramba..say it isn't so, Victor! Well, then again, perhaps it's not so surprising. Victor and his crew were popular during a pretty racy era. Was he smoking rock back then? I don't believe that crack was around in the 70's, but I also did not think that "Macho Man" and "In the Navy" were two separate songs. For all these years I've believed there was one disturbing but festive masterpiece about macho men in the Navy and at the YMCA.

I've been wrong about plenty of stuff. And now, upon further scrutiny of the photograph to the left, I'm not even sure which one of these dudes is the cop. Is Victor the guy to the far right with the jaunty police cap and handlebar mustache? (You know, the same outfit you wore last Halloween.) Or is he the black guy at the top wearing what looks like a California Highway Patrolmen's helmet?


-- XXOO Tanya

Come see my hot Black Latex gallery at

www.JackOffLand.com !



-- XXOO Tanya

Insult & Injury

New at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com :

36DD Taylor Wane broke into my house. She was dressed in stockings and lingerie so I naturally assumed that she was there to make sexual advances towards me. I was wrong. She coolly informed me that she was really pawing through my nighttable to try and find some stuff that she thought I had stolen from her! I still believed she wanted me until she revealed that she was only wearing sexy lingerie in case the police were called and she needed to seduce them. What a bitch!! When she saw my hurt feelings and indignation she just laughed at me and told me I wasn't woman enough for her anyways. A vicious breast battle was the upshot of this situation.

Check out the full gallery now at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com !



-- XXOO Tanya

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Hello,

I've added lots of cool photosets and videos to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

Be sure to stop by and check out my list of recent additions.
www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week!


-- XXOO Tanya

Yeeeoowwww!!!!! Ouch!!


Today's new update is in The Bondage Room..


-- XXOO Tanya

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"For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good morning,

It's been at least 3 days since I've written about one of my current auctions. I don't want you to think I'm running out of obscure porn magazines to sell so today I am featuring a band new copy of Lesbian Lust. This item follows very closely on the heels of my recent offerings of both Butt Lust and Lewd Letters magazines and it has "collectible" written all over it. Just picture this baby on your coffee table at home. It may lack the Hemingway-esque prose of Lewd Letters, but Lesbian Lust is filled with full-color photos of hot chicks banging each other. That's fetish model/pornstar Goldie with me au naturel on the cover.

You can access my current auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toobar above.


-- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,

Have you been thinking about adding an issue of Lewd Letters to your library collection? If so, this is a good opportunity to check out my current auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above. If you have not been swayed by my recent offerings of Butt Lust and Gent magazines, perhaps Lewd Letters will be more up your alley. I hesitate to call it "memorabilia," but it certainly is an arcane bit of adult magazine history. Presumbly you will not run into many other folks who have saved copies of this obscure and yet thoroughly readable publication.

Yes, that is me on the cover with the 1960's-looking brown hair, latex outfit, heavy eye makeup, and bright red lipstick.


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have lots of new auction items! Among them is this copy of Gent magazine which features me on the cover and as the centerfold inside. You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


-- XXOO Tanya

Weird, weird, weird. Yep, this photo is pretty weird, I'm weird for putting it on the front page of my site, and even weirder still is what is going on with the bulletin board inside my Playhouse.

Hundreds and hundreds of posts are being generated each day on the said bulletin board and they are all partial or full "quotations" taken from past writings of myself and Playhouse members. My webmaster is off for the weekend so I'll wait til Monday morning to spring this on him.

Until then my best option for communicating with Playhouse members is right here on the front page. I hope everyone is enjoying the weekend. My past 2 days have been spent dancing here in L.A. and doing a shoot for www.CrimsonHawk.com. Stacy Burke and Diana Knight were performing in the Crimson Hawk video as well. The location was a beach house right on the water in Malibu. It was a very, very pleasant afternoon.

If I hadn't put money on Tennessee to cover the point spread it would have been a great day altogether.

For the past hour I have been attempting to fund my online betting account. It is now bankrupt as a result of a few shockingly misguided wagers (yesterday I put some money on Kansas State as well.) As it turns out there are easier things to do than sending money to Managua, Nicaragua. Shocking, I know. In the future I'll have to be more careful in placing my bets just so I won't have to go through this again anytime soon. Nevermind losing the money- it's even more frustrating to have to speak to 5 customer service representatives just to facilitate my transfer of funds to a Third World country. Particularly when all I'm doing is enabling my streak of gambling degeneracy to continue ;)

Have a great Sunday!


-- XXOO Tanya