Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Goldie Blair, Kristal Summers, and more!
Click here for a preview of my hellatious office catfight with Goldie Blair.
Click here for a preview of Wrestling Fetish Lesbians 2.
Click here for a preview of Bikini Bondage - Part 1.
Click here to see the Model of the Week at my Pornstar Pavilion.
Click here for hot XXX photos of Kristal Summers.
XO Tanya
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Now playing: "Big Bodacious Knockers #4"
Big Bodacious Knockers 4
Running Time: 139 minutes
Released: 04/2008
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Stars: Abby Rode, Will Steiger, Alanna Ackerman, Jordan Kingsley, Phil Yorgash, Soleil
"Oiled-up big booby bimbos! One look at these busty sluts and you'll be hooked on juggs! Sexy blonde Abby Rode has fabulous fun-bags and a phenomenal pussy that you'll want to fuck 'til the cows come home. Alanna is a shameless slut with 34E naturals that will do anything to get a hard cock down her throat or in her cunt. Nasty Nubian Soleil has a phat set of jungle juggies and will please you by any means necessary! Jordan is an all-natural harlot with long legs who needs you to rip off her fishnets and fuck her hard. Rachel has huge tits and a gigantic booty that you'll want to bury your face and cock in!"
Big, Bodacious Knockers #4 is playing at TanyaDanielle.com through the end of July. All members have access to 12 new full-length streaming movie selections each and every month. Don't miss out - join now!
XO Tanya
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Friday, July 25, 2008
New gallery of Cassandra!
I just added an amazing gallery of Slovenian pornstar Cassandra to my Girlfriends section at TanyaDanielle.com! She claims to have 36DD boobs. I do too. One of us is lying.
XO Tanya
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New gallery of Barocca!
I just added a hot gallery of Barocca to my Girlfriends section. Join TanyaDanielle.com to see Barocca and hundreds and hundreds of my other beautiful, busty girlfriends now!
XO Tanya
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Friday, July 18, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Memories... and more!
Remember the good 'ol magazine days? The photos above were shot for a men's magazine back when few people even had dial-up Internet access in their homes and magazines were still a popular source for photos of naked chicks. Seems like a long time ago!
Here are some recent updates:
Click here for a preview of Ms. Confederate vs. the Pagan Priestess starring Mercedes Ashley.
Click here for a preview of Ms. MILF Works the Toy Convention.
Click here for a preview of Power Woman vs. Selena starring Kianna Dior.
Click here for sexy video clips of Adrianna Deville.
XO Tanya
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
"Big Wet Tits 6" now playing at TanyaDanielle.com
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Goldie Blair, Silvia Saint & Shay Sights
Friday, June 20, 2008
Francesca Le, Ashley Renee, Stacy Burke, and more!
Monday, June 16, 2008
Mercedes Ashley, Audrey Bitoni, Kianna Dior, Victoria Valentino, and more!
Click here for a preview of Assignation with a Senator starring Mercedes Ashley.
Click here for a preview of Slimed by an Alien.
Click here for a preview of Knife Fight! starring Kianna Dior.
Click here for awesome galleries of amazing Victoria Valentino.
Click here for a preview of my new gallery of Audrey Bitoni at TanyaDanielle.com.
Have a great Monday!
XO Tanya
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Sunday, June 08, 2008
Mercedes Ashley, Carolyn Monroe, Audrey Bitoni, Sana Fey & more!
Sunday, June 01, 2008
New Updates!
Saturday, May 31, 2008
New video previews!
Click here to see all the new video previews at DeviantDownloads.com. Click on each photo on the page to see a preview of that particular video.
Click here to see all the new video previews at CustomVideoTheatre.com.
Click here to see a preview of the new Red Mesh gallery that I have added to FantasyImageStore.com.
Click here for a preview of an awesome new DVD starring MMA fighter Frank Trigg.
Have a great weekend!
XO Tanya
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Monday, May 26, 2008
Memorial Day
Greetings on Memorial Day. Hopefully our soldiers will return home soon. I, along with the rest of the US, salute you for your valor. God Bless those who died serving our country.
XO Tanya
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Friday, May 23, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
My favorite models!
Hot models and free videos:
Check out all my favorite models at my brand-new Pornstar Portal!
XO Tanya
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Monday, May 12, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Thursday, May 08, 2008
New streaming video theatre at TanyaDanielle.com!
Big news!
I just added the Cat Scratch Fever streaming video theatre to the members' area at TanyaDanielle.com! Members can now watch 4-5 full-length catfight movies each month. The selection of videos will change on a monthly basis. Join now to see these exciting choices for the month of May:
Rotten to the Core - Part 2 starring me and Devon Michaels
Clothes Make a Woman starring Barocca and Lacey Legends
Mixed Wrestling Mayhem starring Monkey boy and British bruisers Queen Kat and Mistress Purple
Erotic Wrestling from Joan Wise Productions
Don't miss out - join now to see all these movies along with the massive amount of catfight content in my members' area!
XO Tanya
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Monday, May 05, 2008
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Late Night Updates
Am I the only one sitting at home on this Saturday night? Here are a few links for your late night enjoyment:
Click here for a preview of my new bondage video Victim of Circumstance.
Silvia Saint is so beautiful(see above pic). Click here for some amazing videos of her. And click here to see Silvia with brunette stunner Isabella Camille.
Remember when the hair was big and everyone was blonde? Click here to watch clips from the Heavy Metal era.
XO Tanya
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Friday, May 02, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Updates for Wednesday
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Click here to see a preview of Boob Fight! starring Summer Cummings!
Click here to watch the ultimate white boy humiliator in action!
Click here to get a free streaming movie.
Hope you're having a great Wednesday!
- XO Tanya
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Monday, April 28, 2008
Tuesday's Updates
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The photos above are from Full Maid Service starring me and Stacy Burke. Click here for a preview. Obviously someone was making me laugh during the shooting of the video. I look like I'm grabbing the gearshift of a Ferrari while out joyriding.
Click here for my recent updates to MyFreeXXXClips.com.
Click here to watch a clip of world-class female grapplers Megumi Fujii and Michele Mills.
Have a great Tuesday!
- XO Tanya
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Monday's Updates
Sunday, April 27, 2008
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet nose height.
Hehe.. I received the following in an e-mail from my friend Tim this morning:
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge e and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur' niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!! (But you shouldn't. All of us should avoid contributing to pet overpopulation. Spay or neuter your pets.)
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Recent Updates
* Click here for my message to all members of TanyaDanielle.com. Please feel free to leave a comment - I am here to answer you. *
Click here to see my Weekend Special.
Click here for a preview of Forced Ass-ent starring Jewell Marceau.
Click here for a preview of Tickle Treachery starring Jewell Marceau.
Click here for a preview of Hot Under the Collar starring Kianna Dior.
Hope you're having a great Sunday!
- XO Tanya
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
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Monday, January 01, 2007
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Jewell Marceau has never been to The Harbor Room in Playa del Rey, CA so she does not know the scene there. I told her that the average age of the patrons is about seventy years of age but she must have thought I was kidding or exaggerating or something. I'm not prone to hyperbole when I'm dicussing the places where I go to drink. Recently I was in there chatting with a man in his forties who told me that he identifies himself around town as "the youngest guy who goes to The Harbor Room." My gaze had travelled around the tiny, wood-panelled bar while I surveyed the assorted customers and nodded my appreciation for his chosen moniker. I always feel like a teenager when I walk in that place, but that's not why I go there. On another occasion a different patron had asked me why I frequent The Harbor Room. He had posed the question in a mild, offhand manner but I could tell that he was really interested in hearing my answer. I remember turning my head and gazing towards nothing while I said:
"I just like to go places where I can drink a lot and nobody looks at me strangely."
I had punctuated my words with an inane giggle, but the man's expression had turned serious and he had immediately responded:
"This is a good place for that."
I think he may have repeated the sentiment a second time with the same tone of flat certainty/reassurance. Or maybe it had just resounded within my head again. In any case, we had both continued our descent into a mellow, alcoholic haze in companionable silence. It takes one to know one.
Jewell would not enjoy The Harbor Room so I never brought her there with me. Last week I mentioned that one of their bartenders had asked me for ID when I'd stumbled in off the beach around midnight. It struck me as funny since I knew exactly why it had happened. Often older people lose their ability to discern the ages of younger generations. I occasionally have that problem myself. People have kids and I can't tell if their child is 12 or 18. Seriously. That's just how it goes. That night I had handed the bartender my ID while a woman at the bar said:
"Well it certainly is nice to be asked, isn't it?"
I had responded uncomfortably with a brief, idiotic giggle which is generally what my stupid self does when I don't know what to say. An elderly man to my right had observed me for a moment before commenting:
"Just enjoy it, sweetheart. The years go fast. They go real fast. Enjoy it while you can."
I could tell that he meant it. He really meant it. I had paid for my vodka and headed towards the back of the miniscule establishment. The elderly man, the woman, and her friend were the only other patrons in the place. I had listened to their conversations as I stared into my vodka and kept my back to the rest of the room. No one had cared what I was doing or perceived my posture as being unfriendly. I may have been forty years younger than any of them, but I had the soul of an old drunk and they could tell that I was not there to actively socialize.
Jewell rolled her eyes when I recreated the whole scene for her at our recent shoot in Mike Raffone's studio. She could not have more thoroughly misunderstood my story if she had been trying. Maybe she was trying. She said:
"What? Why are you telling me this? Are you trying to brag that you still get carded when you go to bars?"
I stared back at her, the levity of my mood quickly vanishing. Just a moment earlier I had felt happy and upbeat. Now here she was trying to twist my words around on me. Lately I've lost patience for people who do that. It's like they are just waiting for an opportunity to slap you down. Over nothing. Maybe I was overreacting but I turned a steely gaze on her pretty face and hissed:
"Look here, you dumb cunt, that's not what I was trying to convey to you. I was trying to tell you about the place, the patrons, how different it is from other bars, how mellow it is, how old everyone is, how.."
As it turned out Jewell probably never heard anything after the "dumb cunt" reference because she tackled me to the ground in such a fit of monstrous rage that I found myself restrained inside a straitjacket just mere moments later. How did she do that?? Of course I noticed Mike Raffone gleefully snapping photos from across the room long after I was incapacitated and could do nothing about it. Suffice it to say that he captured every gross indignity that I suffered at Jewell's hands that afternoon: the straitjacket, the leather straps, the wooden paddle, the gigantic ballgag, the probing hands..
Someday I really am going to end up in an insane asylum.
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- XXOO Tanya
Monday, December 25, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
At some point in 2004 I had driven for an hour behind a car with a bumper sticker bearing the text: "What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?" The sticker tormented me. It still does. The hokey-pokey has become a recurrent theme in my life. In June, 2006 my friend Tyson and I went to Hooter's Restaurant in West Covina, CA where, inexplicably, our waitress had tried to coerce us into performing the hokey-pokey dance for the other patrons in the establishment. We declined to do so and later in the day had ended up driving to our friend Raul's office where we mentioned the whole episode. He listened to our story without comment and then asked:
"You mean the hokey-pokey dance?"
"Yeah. Do you believe that?" I said with an incredulous smile. "I don't know how to do the hokey-pokey, but nevermind that. Why would she even ask us?"
Raul shrugged without appropriate puzzlement and said:
"Hayden Frye used to make the Iowa football team dance the hokey-pokey before each game."
"He was the coach of the team?" Tyson asked.
Raul nodded his head and went on to haphazardly elaborate on the subject as he punched information into his computer regarding whatever he was doing. Evidently the University of Iowa used to have a Division 1 football team who were perennial non-contenders until Hayden Frye became the head coach. He turned the program around and achieved legendary status for his coaching prowess while also raising some eyebrows with the peculiar pyschological tactics he used to rally his team. According to Raul the whole team danced the hokey-pokey in their locker room before each game.
So that was that.Our conversation turned and I was left to ponder the hokey-pokey conundrum yet again. I tried to shake it off but I couldn't. Five months later I asked Raul to repeat what details he knew about Hayden Frye and the hokey-pokey. Raul had no patience for the subject and told me to look it up on the Internet. I did so.
As it turned out Hayden Fry spells his name without an "e" at the end of it. Additionally, he only had the Iowa football team perform the hokey pokey after a huge victory. They did not perform the dance/song before each game as Raul had mistakenly lead Tyson and me to believe. Beyond all that Fry had presided at the helm of Iowa football while he was cultivating such future coaching talents as:
Barry Alvarez - now head coach of the Wisconsin football team
Bob Stoops - now head coach of the University of Oklahoma football team
Mike Stoops- now head coach of the University of Arizona football team
Mark Stoops- now defensive coordinator of the University of Arizona football team
Curt Ferentz - now the head coach of the Iowa football team
Bob Schneider - now head coach of the Kansas State football team
I have not yet figured out the significance of the hokey-pokey. It may torment me for the rest of my life. Still, I know a thing or two about weird coaches. Coach Alexis Taylor is using some unorthodox techniques on me as she puts me through drills on the black and gold University of Iowa wrestling mats above. What would legendary Iowa wrestling coach Dan Gable think of this flagrant desecration of university property?
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- XXOO Tanya
Sunday, December 10, 2006
My roommate Jewell Marceau kept a diary. I would periodically read her latest entries so I could remain apprised of her activities. It entertained me to surreptitiously delve into her inner torment and I only occasionally read her writings to other people. She got really upset when she found out that I was invading her privacy. I told her she was a dumbass for keeping a diary in an accessible place like the safe in her closet, particularly since she had used her birthdate as the combination for the safe. She may as well have issued me a written invitation to break into it. In any case, Jewell made a big show of burning her diary on the kitchen stove on the day she finally figured out I'd been perusing her journal entries for the past year. Her theatrics did not fool me. I knew she was going to start another diary and I knew I was going to find it. Jewell works all day and I stay home all day. Time was on my side.
It took less than a week for me to discover sheets of notebook paper taped to pages inside a book on one of her shelves. I threw a pack of popcorn kernels in the microwave and sat down on our couch to catch up on her current triumphs, trials, and tribulations. Imagine my shock at finding that she had devoted several entries exclusively to insulting me! One of them began:
"Tanya, you are a fat piece of shit and I knew that you would end up reading this. You belong in a trailer park with a bunch of mouthbreathing idiots. Did your mother use drugs when she was pregnant with you? It's amazing that you are not completely illiterate and are able to read this at all.."
I got no farther than that because Jewell came storming in the room right at that moment and we were both mad as hell. The corn kernels were still popping in the microwave as we exploded into battle..
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- XXOO Tanya
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Ever hear of a guy named Bobo who played for the Raiders? Back in the 1990s? #16? Wide receiver? You sure you never heard of him?
That's what I thought.
Philip Bobo participated in the Oakland Raider's training camp one year during the nineties. Even his biggest fan, my friend Tyson, can't seem to pinpoint what year it was that Bobo was cut by the Raiders. Or if he was cut. Or if he was really on the team. Or did anything beyond spend a few days at their training camp.
By the way, I am not maligining Bobo himself. I believe he went on to play for another NFL team and it's a testament to his athletic prowess that the Raiders even invited him to their camp. The only reason I mention Bobo's name is because Tyson somehow acquired one of Bobo's old Raider jerseys even though Bobo was never a Raider. Or maybe Bobo was a Raider for a brief span of time. That part is unclear even though I've repeatedly posed that question to his biggest fan, the aforementioned Tyson.
A vein nearly exploded in Tyson's forehead when he discovered that I had worn the Bobo jersey for a pornographic photo layout. He acted like I'd desecrated the Shroud of Turin. I'd never seen him that upset before. I don't think Tyson would get that emotional if his own sister got run over by a train.
I am wearing the Bobo jersey in the pic above. It looks like I must have been calling my bookie to get my picks in on game day. You can see the entire "Raider's Fan" gallery is inside my Playhouse now!
- XXOO Tanya
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