BIG BOOB BOXING BATTLE


Sometimes people secretly hate you. It's unfortunate that they won't come right out and say it. Their subtle put-downs and needless jockeying for what they perceive to be the upper hand gets really irritating. Maybe those folks have a need for you or maybe they have a weird love/hate obsession with you. Either way, I always try and avoid those type of screwed up individuals and it's usually pretty easy to do so. Unfortunately my friend Shannan Leigh inadvertantly brought one of them right back into my orbit recently. I asked Shannan to help me book another model for a shoot we had scheduled. On the appointed day she showed up with this one dumb-ass broad whose name I will not mention. The woman in question has to be the dumbest ass of all the dumb-asses I've ever worked with. She tries to hide her painful insecurity by bragging about her dubious accomplishments and lobbing sly insults at me. Shooting a video with her is no walk in the park. It gets so bad that I feel like her personality is contagious. I told Shannan that there was no way I could do another shoot with this woman. Shannan told me I had no choice. There was no hope of an amicable agreement on this subject so we agreed to don boxing gloves and duke it out in the back room of the studio! The stakes were high because the loser would have to do the shoot with the despicable model. Enter my Playhouse to see just who was the victor in this no-holds-barred, boob-punching bonanza..


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Who would wear this 1980's-style aerobics outfit to the gym in this day and age? I would, of course. I miss my job at Hooter's and look for any excuse to put on shiny spandex tights.

Check out the full, ultra-shiny gallery in my Playhouse now. (You'll feel like you've gone back in time and are working out on a Nautilus machine at one of those now-defunct 24-hr aerobics studios!)


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I have numerous auctions of my personal items going on right now. Among them is an exclusive, limited-edition poster (see pic above) shot by photographer Marcus. There are only 5 in existence and there will never be more of them made.

You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Many have asked to see the man behind the legend. The Chairman of the WTBA has attained a level of prestige among boxing fans that has not been seen since the heyday of Don King himself. (Or is Don King still in his heyday?)

The pic above shows Chairman Andy at the Glamourcon convention in Los Angeles this past November. He is flanked by two of his star fighters, Hollywood and myself. Who else might be lurking in the Chairman's stable? You could his ask loquacious nephew Wes or you can visit http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/DTWTBABoxing to see what or who is next on this International Playboy's agenda!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Who is that demented laughing woman?

Oh, that's me. I must have had too much punch at the Christmas Party :)


Come inside and join the fun in the Playhouse!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Here's the story behind last weekend's update to my archive site JackOffLand.com:

There was an occasion in the past when Francesca Le came to my house and criticized my home decorating. I thought that she displayed a ruthless disregard for both my hospitality and my feelings. As a matter of fact that episode occurred this past May and the events of the evening are duly recorded in my JackOffLand update of 10/8/05 with plenty of photographic evidence. Adding injury to insult Francesca proved to be the better woman that day when she kicked my ass. I was humiliated but my spirit was not defeated. I knew that someday I would even the score. I vowed to train harder, be stronger, go to the gym religiously, and take martial arts classes so that she would have no chance against me in our next battle because there WOULD be a next battle. Months passed by and I did little else besides dance in a bar, drink vodka, and go to the occasional photo shoot. Undaunted by my own lack of self-discipline I decided that I would still reclaim my street credibility and challenge Francesca on her own turf. With a bandanna covering most of my face and a cap pulled down low on my brow I broke into her home at 4AM last week..

Please check inside JackOffLand.com to see the outcome of THIS battle!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There are lots of my personal items up for auction right now. The bra and shorts I'm wearing in the pic to the right are among them. I wore those in an orgy scene in late director Jim Holliday's Midnight Librarians. As you can see pornstars Belladonna, Calli Cox, Monica Mayhem, and Scarlet Fever were in that scene too. The winning bidder of my shorts and sexy bra receives a signed DVD copy of Midnight Librarians as well.

You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above!


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Yesterday I updated my archive site www.JackOffLand.com with yet another superheroine-themed video that originally aired here in my Playhouse. Here's what I wrote about it back then:

Two blondes with big racks are in a dungeon. Yep, it's Catwoman (AKA Taylor Wane) and Power Girl, the latter of whom is still being held against her will and defiled. She plots her escape as the nefarious Catwoman desecrates her bodywith nipple clamps and sodomizes her with a rubber cock. To be sure, Catwoman is a cut above the average dominatrix. It would take more than the typical man-hating bitch to lure Power Girl into her lair and entrap her in this predicament. Catwoman has a plan. We don't know what it is yet, but it appears that the elusive Wonder Boy figures into the scheme. Wonder Boy is Power Girl's nephew. "Forced incest" is not a term that we even want to contemplate, but with Catwoman at the helm during this campaign of terror..

Please check inside www.JackOffLand.com to sate your morbid curiousity and figure out the purpose of this whole plot-driven superheroine drama. You dirty perv. (Hehe!)

-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

As per usual I updated my archive site
www.JackoffLand.com three times last week. The pic above is from a military-inspired set I shot originally for the Playhouse a few years ago.

I hope you come visit me at www.JackoffLand.com soon!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

As usual I have numerous auctions of my personal items currently in progress. One of the latest is my sexy red dress which is featured in a gallery at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

The winning bidder will receive the hot red dress, a Polaroid of me wearing it, and a disc of photos of me posing in it as well.

Just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to access my auctions!


- XXOO Tanya

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Good morning,

Over the weekend I added 2 new galleries to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
Here's the story behind Saturday's hideous catfight between myself and B-movie queen/wrestling legend Jasae:

Of all places, Jasae and I first encountered each other at a bondage shoot. Turns out we both dance, do bondage, and have wrestled for some of the same companies. When the subject of wrestling came up Jasae arched an eyebrow and asked me: "Do you really think you are a wrestler?" She placed heavy emphasis on the word "think" and made it clear that she didn't believe I was one. She pointed out that not every woman who steps into a wrestling ring can necessarily be considered a wrestler. I pointed out that not every woman who adopts a one-word name out of a misguided sense of self-importance is necessarily given the same regard as Cher or Madonna. That did it. Only one of us left the aborted bondage shoot victorious that day..

Visit
www.JackOffLand.com
now to find out who it was!


- XXOO Tanya

Holy Kidnapping!

Power Girl needs you. She's trapped -helpless, breathless, but still fighting- in The Bondage Room right now!


Come witness her torment inside the walls of the Playhouse..


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Around the time the photo above originally appeared in my Playhouse I was starting to wonder why I didn't get along with people anymore. I'd been on a real anger rampage. It would have seemed disingenuous for me to pretend that it was all the other people who had problems and none of it was my fault. But that is how it seemed to me. Really. Maybe I had just been way too nice for way too long and all the resentment had finally started to bubble up within me. Still, even the pent-up aggression of a lifetime would not compel me to risk the liability of hitting somebody first. The day these photos were taken I really wanted to punch Coral Sands in the nose because she was behaving like an imbecile at a fake wrestling shoot we were at. She was being a little too vigorous in her following of the script (which had a predetermined outcome) and I very much desired to pound it into her head that we were only acting and not really wrestling. Instead of pounding it into her head I just spit in her face. That got her going and she landed the first blow! When all was said and done only one of us could continue the shoot. The shocked cameraman just continued snapping photos of the last woman standing..

Come witness the carnage at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
now!


- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I am excited to announce that I am auctioning off a limited series of 5 original, never-been-seen before posters. They were shot by renowned photographer Marcus and are available only through my auction partner Toyzz.com. Each poster is a high-quality, glossy art print that will never be available again after the limited edition of 5 has been sold. They each measure 34" X 22". You can see a thumbnail image of this brand new military-inspired poster above this text on the left. I have also included a pic of me holding one of the posters to show scale.

To access my auction page click on Merchandise in the toolbar above. If you have any questions about the new poster just click on Ask a Question in the auction listing.

Happy bidding!


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

I have a bunch of new auctions going on right now. Among the items offered is my official Score magazine T-shirt. I received this T-shirt in 2000 when I went on the ill-fated Score magazine Boob Cruise. The cruise was not ill-fated because the boat sank or anything dramatic like that- it was just ill-fated for me on a personal level. There was a lot of tension on board that vessel. Models Alyssa Alps and Casey James were in positions of some sort of directorial capacity and, not to mix metaphors, but that boat ride was no walk in the park. Perhaps I had myself to blame for much of that. As I reflect upon years past I can't help but notice that I have never had good experiences with organizations that revolve around models with huge breasts. By some standards I myself have huge breasts, but mine wither in comparison to most models in Score magazine. If you pick up an issue you'll see exactly what I'm talking about.

Actually, I should have some auctions coming up which feature back issues of Score. My photos are in them and I'm identified as being a "stuck-up, snotty bitch" among other things. My relationshop with Score ended on a bad note. One of the magazine's owners told me my "career was over" after the Boob Cruise.

I don't let those kinds of things bother me so I kept on wearing the free T-shirts they had given me. That might seem kind of strange, but I'll also admit to still wearing some old Los Angeles Raiders T-shirts that I have. Believe me, I'm no fan of Al Davis either.

In any case, one of my official Score T-shirts is on the auction block now. You can see me wearing it in the pic to the left. To access my current auctions just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

This photo is an age progression I had done to show what I will look like at 70. Just kidding. It's actually from the front page of MSN.com today. The photo accompanies an article about how one should handle queries from rude people who ask why you are not married yet. I seem to hear that question a lot lately. It was starting to bug me until one of my roommates pointed out that people were probably just asking me that (repeatedly) because it got a rise out of me. She's probably right- I had become too gratifying a target. In any case, the article from MSN is pretty funny. Here's my favorite line:

"..being single isn't about being a loser."


- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

We are now accepting subscription payments by mail at my archive site www.JackOffLand.com The pic of me to the right is from Sunday's update at Jackoffland. To see further information regarding payment by mail please visit

www.JackOffLand.com/join.html


I hope to see you there!


- XXOO Tanya

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Good evening,

I have a number of auctions going on right now. Among them is the outfit I wore in a 5-girl orgy scene with Kylie Wild, Avy Scott, Cassie, and Felix Vicious in the XXX feature Absolutely Adorable. It's not exactly a high-fashion outfit, but this blue denim mens' workshirt has seen a lot of action with a lot of beautiful babes! A signed copy of Absolutely Adorable is yours as well if you win the auction.

You can access my auction page by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


- XXOO Tanya