We all know about pesky neighbors, right? How would you feel if YOUR neighbor was Katrina Rosebud and she called you a "dirty hooker" right in front of all the other tenants at the complex pool? I pretended to ignore her comment. Katrina probably thought she'd never have to pay. Well, that changed last week when we bumped into each other in the laundry room. We were wearing tank tops and blue jeans before one of us was left lying defeated on the floor, stripped of all clothing and dignity. Never underestimate the power of a rear naked choke in forcing someone to shut the fuck up. Please examine today's update and you'll see my point.

-- XXOO Tanya