Good evening,

Have you heard about the arrest of racecar driver Kurt Busch for suspicion of DUI? This is the interesting part:

"Busch was not cited for alcohol; a breath test was inconclusive because the device failed."

I hope I never get a DUI, but if I do...I really hope that I will also have a bunch of financial backers and/or rich relatives who are able to facilitate the "malfunctioning" of the breathalyzer. While I'm wishing for stuff I'll also fantasize that the arresting officer will look exactly like Devon Michaels in this picture.

- XOXO Tanya