Good morning,

Someone got really mad at me and broke into my office. See me pay the price at

www.JackOffLand.com !


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

I've been getting a lot of requests for more bondage content. Today I added a brand new bondage gallery to my Playhouse here that features me and lovely fetish queen Jewell Marceau. It's huge- 7 pages!

On Sunday I also updated my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com with a photoset of me bound in sexy black lingerie (see above photo).


Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Here I am relaxing in my new house in Malibu. Yep, all these years of dancing have paid off. That's Pacific Coast Highway and the Pacific Ocean in the window behind me. I have a gorgeous view of the coastline and ocean from almost every room in the house.

Now I can finally kick off the stripper boots and enjoy my retirement.

Hahaha...just kidding. Photographer Marcus shot these photos at his place by the beach and I'm using them for the first Playhouse update of the week today. I still live in a warehouse near an oil refinery. But at least I get to shoot in some cool places.

Happy Monday!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Here's the story behind today's gallery at
http://www.jackoffland.com/ :

Since I have blonde hair and 36DD boobs I've always hated "Barbie Doll" comments. Recently raven-haired, 34D Mercedes Ashley told me: "People only want Barbie Dolls so they can play with their bodies and do what they want with them." That was mean. Mercedes and I both do porn and she had announced that she would be the dominant woman in our scene. I said:

"I'll show you who's DOMINANT, bitch!! Are you ready to see what a 'Barbie Doll' can do?!!"

Then she drove her knee into my eye socket. I suppose the battle was pretty much over for me as I struggled to maintain consciousness and fell to the floor. That didn't stop Mercedes from submitting me to numerous incapacitating wrestling holds, levelling more blows at my head, mauling my breasts, and mangling my pussy lips. Long afterward, as I lay dazed and defeated on the industrial carpet in front of a teal green sofa (where WAS I anyways?), I remembered hearing over the years that many of those Puerto Rican girls do have fiery tempers.

To see a disturbing case in point please visit my archive site http://www.jackoffland.com/ now!


- XOXO Tanya

Good afternoon,

There I was in my last post pumping my rare copy of Butt Lust magazine and I forgot to tell you where to access my auction items. Just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to get to my auction page.

You'll see this same photo of me in the pink shirt on the auction page. It was given to me by the crusty old collectibles dealer in Boston (Toyzz.com) who handles my auctions. He's the one who packages everything very nicely and mails the items out in a very prompt, customer-friendly manner.

Believe me, you wouldn't want to wait for me to get around to mailing somthing. Organization is not one of my strong points. It's a good thing I invested in a large pair of breasts at a young age and became a stripper. No one expects us to do anything in a timely fashion :)


- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Do you need something impressive to put on top of your coffee table? Or on the wall of your cubicle at work? Or maybe inside the glove compartment of your vehicle?

Allow me to suggest a used copy of Butt Lust magazine. It's the answer to all your needs. Conveniently, I happen to be auctioning off a copy right now. I don't recall what year this issue was on the newsstands, but the bright red lipstick I'm wearing on the cover would indicate that it was pre-2000. My best guess is that it was shot around 1998 or so.

Don't be scared by the fact that it is "used." If it was used at all it was only used by me. Last November I was moving into a new place and decided that it was finally time to do something with the boxes of magazines and videos that had been stacked inside my garage for years. That's when I contacted a crusty old collectibles dealer in Boston who is now assisting me with auctioning off my merchandise.

I will venture a guess that this circa-1998 copy of Butt Lust magazine is quite literally irreplaceable. How many stockpiles of this particular issue can there be?

Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

Who is this guy?


He's inspiration for Everyman. After smoking a bunch of weed with his friends this dude slopped out the door, went to a few bars, and then hit the proverbial jackpot. He ended up bringing a hot chick back to his place and banging her.


Check out his lucky windfall inside my Playhouse right now!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

Here's a hot photo of Adam & Eve contract star Austyn Moore. We are lucky enough to have two amazing new galleries of her in the Playhouse!!


-- XXOO Tanya

Wow...that blonde girl really doesn't know how to smoke a cigar, does she?

Oh, wait- that's me in that photo :)

If memory serves me correctly, and I'm sure it does, I do plenty of other naughty things with that cigar in the huge 5-page gallery I just added to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

Come visit me at www.JackOffLand.com and check it out! I update www.JackOffLand.com 3 times a week with archive material that has been rotated out of my Playhouse here so there are hours of video and thousands of photos for just $9.95 a month.


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

I know you come here for entertainment, which is exactly what I intend my site to be, but I felt moved to write a few thoughts about the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. The federal relief effort finally seems to be mobilizing, but obviously the residents of the ravaged areas are going to need a lot of help rebuilding their lives.

Members of our military are at war, an overwhelming number of people and animals in the Gulf Coast are hungry and homeless, and those of us safe and sound at home probably all feel a bit guilty about not being able to do more to ease any of the tensions and turmoil in the world. I know I do. Helplessness is not a good feeling, but I suppose one is never truly helpless. Today I mobilized in a small way and donated some money to two disaster relief funds.

My choices were Habitat for Humanity
www.habitat.org and the Humane Society of America
www.hsus.org

The amounts I donated are what I feel I can afford at the moment, and even together they are not a big sum. Still, every little bit helps. It's hard to know which organization to trust with donations, but I've always held both the Humane Society and Habitat for Humanity in high regard. Both organizations have done a lot of good and right now they both have special pages on their sites to facilitate donations to Hurricane Katrina relief funds.

I rarely encourage people to make charitable contributions because it is such a personal matter, but I thought I'd mention it today because I actually felt a bit better after sending some money to the relief effort.

On the humorous side..I was trying to remember the web address of the Humane Society off the top of my head and first punched in www.hsus.com instead. That site is for Hsu's Restaurant, a Szechuan Chinese restaurant in Cleveland or something :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Fury Behind Blue Walls!

Last week 38DD Harley Raine showed up at my apartment and wondered aloud why I had painted my walls bright blue. Of course I informed her that the lovely shade was mixed especially for me at Home Depot to replicate the official Royal Blue of my favorite soccer team, Everton. I had worn my Everton jersey into the store so they could match the color exactly. The guy behind the counter had asked me to hand him my jersey so that he could have it right next to the paint he was mixing. I stood by him in my jeans and bra as he labored to do the task perfectly. He even got on the store's public address system to call some other employees to come assist him. They take their jobs very seriously at Home Depot and it is quite inspiring. I was impressed enough to give them each an extra five dollars after I paid for my paint.

Harley listened to my story and I couldn't help but notice a malevolent gleam creep into her eye. I just wanted to bask in the glow of my blue wall, but all of a sudden Harley was telling me I was a "dumb hooker" who wasn't smart enough to charge men to stare at my 36DD tits when I took my clothes off in public!

Who knows what she was talking about, but anyone speaking the words "dumb hooker" inside my house is looking for a nasty brawl. Check inside my Playhouse to see the battle royale that ensued..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Last Wednesday I added a bondage video update to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com. It originally appeared in my Playhouse here about a year or two ago. Here was the story behind the video:


Joey had an evil glint in his eye long before we began the ride up that mountain in Malibu. Fortunately it was a warm day, but I really had not appreciated being herded out of my home in nothing but my bikini bottoms and sandals. He had thrown a leather jacket at me and told me to put it on as he started up his bike. I knew better than to argue and had an inkling that I was in for a long afternoon. It took over 2 hours to ride to a crumbling house in a desolate location, but when we arrived I could not help but admire the panoramic view of the Pacific Ocean and all the beach cities at its shores. My sightseeing was cut short by the appearance of numerous other leather-clad bikers who must have been inside the house. Joey informed me that I was going to put on a "show." I thought he was just making fun of me, but I nervously began posing on the bike for one of the guys who pulled out a camera. I tried to joke around and asked him if these were for ransom photos. He grinned a nasty grin and asked: "Why? Do you really think someone is going to notice that you are missing?" Within minutes I found myself tied to that bike and my feeble protestations were cut off when a large red ballgag was shoved roughly into my mouth. Terror gripped my heart. What were they going to do to me???




Visit www.JackOffLand.com now!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good evening,

There are 3 new updates at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com this week! On Wednesday we added a biker-themed bondage video. Yesterday was a HUGE XXX update featuring gorgeous, raven-haired Cleopatra pleasing her man in every possible way. Today are photos of me stripping off my summer dress and red lingerie in my friend's backyard.

www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week with archive material from the Playhouse here and is just $9.95 a month!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Do you like blondes with big boobs?

Well, you must have come here for some reason :)


I know you will want to check out this gorgeous outdoor set of 34D pornstar Brittany Skye in my Playhouse now. There's also a full new gallery of amazing Brittany in hot XXX action!


You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

I was just listening to the radio and heard a bit of Pres. Bush's statement as he was criticizing Cindy Sheehan's peace demonstration. Cindy Sheehan is of course one of the mothers who lost a child in the Iraq war. The snippet I heard of Bush's words was that he "understood the anguish" of Cindy Sheehan.

Oh, really?

His two daughters are not fighting in Iraq and neither of them is dead. Pres. Bush never went to war and presumably his kids aren't going either.

I have a huge amount of respect for our military and am tearful when I think of their daily valor in this time of war. It troubles me that I, nor any other civilian, will never truly understand the trauma of our troops. None of my family or friends are fighting so I also cannot fathom the fear of the numerous families who wait and hope for their loved ones to come home. Pres. Bush can't either and it's offensive to hear him say that he understands the pain of a parent whose child will never come home.


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Here's a photo from the gigantic 13-page gallery I added to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com yesterday. The lighting is moody and unique and so are the photos. They were shot by talented photographer Marcus of Rev-Mag.com and they are quite unusual in an artsy, naked type of way :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

Did I ever mention that 34DD Taylor St. Claire and I used to date the same guy? We did not realize that we had both been seeing him until way after the fact. The moment of truth came when I was at her apartment and I saw a framed picture of the smiling douchebag himself on her livingroom wall. Of course I asked her what the story was and she informed me that that was her ex-boyfriend who had left town to pursue his lifelong dream of scaling Mt. Everest.

Scaling Mt. Everest? I almost laughed out loud when I realized that she actually believed his line of shit. She started feeling really stupid when I told her that her man had really left L.A. because he had been fired from the used car lot he worked at and gone to Toledo to live with his mother and "get back on his feet." Taylor was indeed embarrassed, but then she really started fuming when I revealed that I'd been practically living with him the whole time she thought he was her boyfriend!

Check inside www.JackOffLand.com
to see the depths of her fury when she and I square off in a nasty catfight inside her apartment..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

It seems that Little Miss Jewell gravely embarrassed Zora at a luncheon yesterday. Zora has a steely disposition and was in no way swayed by Jewell's pleas for leniency after the fact.

Enter The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse to see beautiful, blonde Zora heaping indignities upon poor, repentant Jewell. It will be a long time before Jewell misbehaves in public again..


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Today we added a huge new XXX gallery featuring Barrett Blade and blonde, busty Anna Nova to
www.JackoffLand.com

As you may know www.JackoffLand.com is my archive site where all the material rotated out of my Playhouse here gets a permanent home.

Check it out when you have a chance!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I have a number of ongoing new auctions. Among them is a rare issue of Gallery magazine from the 1990's. That's me on the cover with dark hair. Nevermind the bouffant hairdo.. the layout inside the magazine is much better. I'm the centerfold in this issue and my hair is not pinned up in the strange beehive 'do for most of the shots. The cover shot was an odd choice by the editor because there was much better stuff to pick from.

Pornstar Stacy Valentine is also in this issue as one of the newly discovered "Girls Next Door." She looks very young and cute. You can find this and my other auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page.


-- XXOO Tanya




-- XXOO Tanya