Monday, August 29, 2005


Good afternoon,

Last Wednesday I added a bondage video update to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com. It originally appeared in my Playhouse here about a year or two ago. Here was the story behind the video:


Joey had an evil glint in his eye long before we began the ride up that mountain in Malibu. Fortunately it was a warm day, but I really had not appreciated being herded out of my home in nothing but my bikini bottoms and sandals. He had thrown a leather jacket at me and told me to put it on as he started up his bike. I knew better than to argue and had an inkling that I was in for a long afternoon. It took over 2 hours to ride to a crumbling house in a desolate location, but when we arrived I could not help but admire the panoramic view of the Pacific Ocean and all the beach cities at its shores. My sightseeing was cut short by the appearance of numerous other leather-clad bikers who must have been inside the house. Joey informed me that I was going to put on a "show." I thought he was just making fun of me, but I nervously began posing on the bike for one of the guys who pulled out a camera. I tried to joke around and asked him if these were for ransom photos. He grinned a nasty grin and asked: "Why? Do you really think someone is going to notice that you are missing?" Within minutes I found myself tied to that bike and my feeble protestations were cut off when a large red ballgag was shoved roughly into my mouth. Terror gripped my heart. What were they going to do to me???




Visit www.JackOffLand.com now!


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, August 28, 2005


Good evening,

There are 3 new updates at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com this week! On Wednesday we added a biker-themed bondage video. Yesterday was a HUGE XXX update featuring gorgeous, raven-haired Cleopatra pleasing her man in every possible way. Today are photos of me stripping off my summer dress and red lingerie in my friend's backyard.

www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week with archive material from the Playhouse here and is just $9.95 a month!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, August 25, 2005


Good afternoon,

Do you like blondes with big boobs?

Well, you must have come here for some reason :)


I know you will want to check out this gorgeous outdoor set of 34D pornstar Brittany Skye in my Playhouse now. There's also a full new gallery of amazing Brittany in hot XXX action!


You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Good morning,

I was just listening to the radio and heard a bit of Pres. Bush's statement as he was criticizing Cindy Sheehan's peace demonstration. Cindy Sheehan is of course one of the mothers who lost a child in the Iraq war. The snippet I heard of Bush's words was that he "understood the anguish" of Cindy Sheehan.

Oh, really?

His two daughters are not fighting in Iraq and neither of them is dead. Pres. Bush never went to war and presumably his kids aren't going either.

I have a huge amount of respect for our military and am tearful when I think of their daily valor in this time of war. It troubles me that I, nor any other civilian, will never truly understand the trauma of our troops. None of my family or friends are fighting so I also cannot fathom the fear of the numerous families who wait and hope for their loved ones to come home. Pres. Bush can't either and it's offensive to hear him say that he understands the pain of a parent whose child will never come home.


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, August 22, 2005


Good afternoon,

Here's a photo from the gigantic 13-page gallery I added to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com yesterday. The lighting is moody and unique and so are the photos. They were shot by talented photographer Marcus of Rev-Mag.com and they are quite unusual in an artsy, naked type of way :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, August 20, 2005


Good morning,

Did I ever mention that 34DD Taylor St. Claire and I used to date the same guy? We did not realize that we had both been seeing him until way after the fact. The moment of truth came when I was at her apartment and I saw a framed picture of the smiling douchebag himself on her livingroom wall. Of course I asked her what the story was and she informed me that that was her ex-boyfriend who had left town to pursue his lifelong dream of scaling Mt. Everest.

Scaling Mt. Everest? I almost laughed out loud when I realized that she actually believed his line of shit. She started feeling really stupid when I told her that her man had really left L.A. because he had been fired from the used car lot he worked at and gone to Toledo to live with his mother and "get back on his feet." Taylor was indeed embarrassed, but then she really started fuming when I revealed that I'd been practically living with him the whole time she thought he was her boyfriend!

Check inside www.JackOffLand.com
to see the depths of her fury when she and I square off in a nasty catfight inside her apartment..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, August 16, 2005


Good morning,

It seems that Little Miss Jewell gravely embarrassed Zora at a luncheon yesterday. Zora has a steely disposition and was in no way swayed by Jewell's pleas for leniency after the fact.

Enter The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse to see beautiful, blonde Zora heaping indignities upon poor, repentant Jewell. It will be a long time before Jewell misbehaves in public again..


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, August 13, 2005


Good afternoon,

Today we added a huge new XXX gallery featuring Barrett Blade and blonde, busty Anna Nova to
www.JackoffLand.com

As you may know www.JackoffLand.com is my archive site where all the material rotated out of my Playhouse here gets a permanent home.

Check it out when you have a chance!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I have a number of ongoing new auctions. Among them is a rare issue of Gallery magazine from the 1990's. That's me on the cover with dark hair. Nevermind the bouffant hairdo.. the layout inside the magazine is much better. I'm the centerfold in this issue and my hair is not pinned up in the strange beehive 'do for most of the shots. The cover shot was an odd choice by the editor because there was much better stuff to pick from.

Pornstar Stacy Valentine is also in this issue as one of the newly discovered "Girls Next Door." She looks very young and cute. You can find this and my other auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page.


-- XXOO Tanya




-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, August 12, 2005


Good evening,

Who is this gentleman? Clearly he has been caught in a compromising position. Is he an unsuspecting family man who had too much to drink during an executive retreat? Is he a hapless CIA man who has been seduced by a foreign agent?

Why, no. It's the champion of Everyman! David Christopher AKA "Pussyman" has starred in innumerable XXX flicks since the 1970's. He's here to live out your every fantasy in graphic form. This week he's in the Playhouse banging ultra-busty Ashley Evans and gorgeous 36DD legend Carolyn Monroe. You don't want to miss this scorching XXX video!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, August 11, 2005



Good afternoon,

It seems that Marilyn's boyfriend caught her behaving inappropiately with another man at the party. That was really no excuse for him to strip her naked and chain her to the bannister of a staircase leading down to the wine cellar. All the other guests were still uptairs drinking and laughing and no one could hear poor Marilyn's plaintive cries for help.

Enter The Bondage Room in my Playhouse to see her in her unpleasant predicament..


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, August 06, 2005



Good afternoon,

Come visit me at
www.JackOffLand.com

My archive site www.JackOffLand.com is updated on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays with material that has been rotated out of the Playhouse here in months and years past.

Be sure to stop by!


-- XXOO Tanya

Wow! Look at those gigantic boobies!!

Seductress Fantasia is waiting for you in the Playhouse and she's all tied up in The Bondage Room..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, August 03, 2005



We're back!

We're back!


The server problems have been straightened out and we are back with a vengeance.


Again, I want to extend a heartfelt thanks to all Playhouse members for your patience and understanding over the last 2 days. We encountered some technical problems while switching servers, but now the site is again running smoothly.

Welcome back :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, August 02, 2005


Hey..

What's Stuey Griffin doing here?

Hopefully he will provide a quick moment of comic relief to the Playhouse members who are locked out of the members' area right now. That includes me by the way.

We switched servers over the weekend and things have not gone smoothly. At this moment all members who joined via Verotel are able to enter the Playhouse, but we are in the process of rebuilding the password file for members who joined via CCBill. (I say "we" as if I'm doing anything other than wandering around my house and checking the computer every hour. That's the extent of my technical expertise.)

I very much appreciate all understanding and patience in this frustrating situation. The latest word is that all members should regain access tonight. Please accept my sincere apologies for this inconvenience.


- XXOO Tanya

Monday, August 01, 2005


Good evening,

Who are these three women? Well, that's my boob in the foreground and it is hovering in front of beautiful, busty blondes Allysin Chaynes and Carolyn Monroe. The photo was taken during the shooting of the XXX movie "Floss" that was directed by my friend, famed porn director Jim Holliday. Jim passed on last December.

A signed copy of the DVD version of "Floss" is up for grabs on my auction page. Please click on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page to see all my current auction items.


- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 30, 2005


Good morning,

Yesterday I added a hot, hot, hot new gallery featuring gorgeous pornstars Brittany Skye and Alexis Malone (and their strap-on dildo) to the Playhouse. I know you are going to enjoy this one ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 29, 2005

Good afternoon,

How can it be determined if one is fit to wear the Everton jersey? You might assume that anyone has the constitution to be an Everton fan. Au contraire...

Months ago, during the pinnacle of the Everton season, 36DD Devon Michaels strode into my apartment wearing an Everton jersey of dubious origin, probably a knockoff. I was eager to get going to the lone Irish pub in our neighborhood that was broadcasting the game at 3AM that morning so I didn't bother asking any questions. Right before we were about to depart Devon said: "Rudi Voller and Didi Hamann are part of the Everton team, right?"

The unthinkable question hung in the air until I was overcome with the need to engage in acts of physical violence. You might be wondering what Everton represents and why the mere mention of Rudy Voller and Didi Hamann inflamed my senses. Go to Google and run all the pertinent names. Trust me, Devon's unfortunate query more than warranted a merciless beatdown. The graphic photos are available for your perusal in my Playhouse right now.


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 27, 2005


Hello,

I have a hot auction with just 2 days remaining. That's me on the cover of the September 2000 issue of Biker magazine. The sexy red top and shorts I'm wearing will go to the highest bidder, along with a signed copy of the Biker magazine itself. Click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to check out all my current auctions!



Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Penthouse model Kira Eggers is an amazing, dark-haired Danish beauty. Yesterday I added a highly erotic bondage gallery of Kira struggling against her cuffs in sheer black pantyhose. Somehow her dress comes off and she manages to rip her pantyhose just enough to give you a great view of every part of her awesome body!


- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 25, 2005


Good afternoon,

Last week I got all dressed up in sexy black lingerie and
a new cocktail dress. Then I realized I had nowhere to go. After playing cassettes on my boombox for a while and staring at the cottage cheese ceiling in the livingroom I decided to get up off the teal sofa and take some photos. It would have been depressing if I couldn't show anyone my brand new stockings and garter belt :)

It's good to have a Playhouse where I can indulge my exhibitionistic streak. Check inside for today's new sexy black lingerie gallery!


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, July 24, 2005


A girl + a gun + a cigarette + a dildo = Debauchery

Not in a bad way though. Today's new huge 13-page gallery at
www.JackOffLand.com
features all the above for your enjoyment :)


Remember...www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 if you join at any point in the month of July. I update www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week -Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday- with archive material that has been rotated out of my Playhouse here. Join now before the July sale ends!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 23, 2005


Good afternoon,

Who's that gorgeous blonde with the giant rack?

It's Briana Banks, of course, and I just added this huge 10-page XXX photo gallery of her to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 all month long in July so it's a great time for you to come check out all the hot action there!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 22, 2005


Good evening,

Petite, beautiful pornstar Gauge is building her man up to a thundering climax in today's XXX video update to my Playhouse. You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,

Beautiful Asian Kianna Dior couldn't decide if she wanted to fight or f*ck. One minute she was grabbing my boobs and giggling and the next minute she was telling me what a bad friend I was. After a short time I realized it was all just a clever ploy for her to seize the upper hand in a dirty apartment brawl. Clearly she wanted to kick my ass. Incredibly, this all stemmed from a dispute we had had at a strip club in Vancouver 5 years earlier. She claimed that I had "stolen" her customer. He used to always get dances with her and give her lots of money. Then he decided that he liked blondes. Was that really my fault? Kianna thought so and we had a grisly battle in my living room for female dominance. Hairpulling, choking, breast grabbing...you'll be amazed at the depths to which Kianna sank when you see the photos in my Playhouse!

Of course I had to stoop to her level- you can't negotiate with terrorists.


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Good afternoon,

Guess who I caught having sex on a secluded staircase last weekend? I was at a ritzy party in the Palisades and happened to notice gorgeous 36DD Taylor Wane and amazing raven-haired Mary Jane breaking away from the crowd.

Evidently they thought they were going to find some privacy from prying eyes. Little did they know their stairway tryst would be the featured event in my Playhouse for yesterday's update..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 20, 2005


Good afternoon,

Blonde, luscious Delilah has been bad. Very bad. She's such a naughty girl that she appears to be enjoying her punishment!

You can help Delilah relish her confinement by visiting The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse now..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 19, 2005


Good morning,

Yesterday I added a brand new set of photos to my Playhouse that show my undying support for Everton soccer. Here I am in Big Dunc's new #9 jersey ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 18, 2005


Good evening,

Fourth of July Special!
www.JackOffLand.com
is just $6.95 all month long!




There were 2 new updates for the weekend at www.JackOffLand.com

On Saturday the superheroine video saga featuring the battle of fair-haired Megababe and evil Satana (AKA Francesca Le) continued. (Why is it always the blondes who are fighting for the triumph of good over evil..?)

Sunday morning I added a "behind-the-scenes" gallery of me at a photo shoot. Please visit www.JackOffLand.com
to take a peek at the action behind the camera!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 16, 2005


Good morning,

Fourth of July Special!

Have I mentioned recently that my archive site www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for the entire month of July? Membership is just $6.95 for your first month if you join anytime in the month of July.

www.JackOffLand.com
is updated 3 times a week on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays and is a permanent home for all the years of material that have been rotated out of my Playhouse here.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Adorable pornstar Gauge is entertaining some male company this evening. By the looks of things she is an incredibly horny lady tonight!

Go inside my Playhouse to check out Friday's XXX video update featuring hot Gauge and her lucky date in action..


--XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 15, 2005

Good afternoon,
There's a new sheriff in town. Or is there? A busty brunette wearing a complete mockery of a police officer's uniform knocked on my door in the middle of the night last week looking for one of my neighbors. I sleepily informed her that she had the wrong address and gave her the correct one. I also remarked that the LAPD must really be hiring from the bottom of their applicant pool if their officers had to rely on the goodwill of civilians to lead them to criminal suspects. Then I glanced pointedly at her slutty uniform and asked her if she had been recruited right off the floor of a porn convention.

Evidently that was the wrong thing to say because she grabbed a fistful of my hair and began trying to brutalize me in my own home! A nasty, nasty battle ensued. Fortunately one of my neighbors had a camera. The whole episode was like Rodney King revisited!

Strangely, when I brought my photographic evidence into the police station the following day there was no record of any officer of her name and description known to be working for the LAPD. I invite you to view these violent photos in my Playhouse and see if you can help me identify this phony officer of the law!

She could be coming to your neighborhood next..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 13, 2005


Good evening,

How can any lady resist a worldly, sophisticated gentleman who likes to perform in pornographic films? I know I can't. Neither can 36DD blonde bombshell Taylor Wane. Check out today's gallery featuring Penthouse Pet Taylor and porn legend David Christopher (AKA Pussyman)!


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

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Good morning,

Busty 34D Ariana Martin loves being tied up. See how dripping wet she gets in today's huge bondage photo gallery that's just been added to my Playhouse!


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 11, 2005


Good morning,

Is it a good morning? In the past week our household chameleon Rusty passed on, my friend Jon had heart surgery, my roommate's Dad had brain surgery, and my cat Larry became ill. The pall of grave illness has been over our home.

However, I am resolute in saying that it is a good morning. Rusty is in Heaven hanging out on a tree branch, Jon is rallying after his surgery, my roommate's Dad is in stable condition, and Larry has remained his sweet self even after several tortorous days of pill-taking. I know how I'd react if someone was forcing something down my throat twice a day every day and I didn't know why, so I give Larry a tremendous amount of credit. Also, his antibiotics must be working as his condition seems much improved.

I mention all this because today seemed like a great day to put on a big pair of boots and stomp around in sheer panties just to express my defiant nature. Will this necessarily influence the hand of fate? No..but it made me feel a lot better!

Check out today's new gallery in the Playhouse to see my disposition improving tremendously as each photo is snapped :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, July 10, 2005


Good evening,

34C Jewell Marceau had an axe to grind with me for the gallery I posted last week of her being abused by 34D Zora Banx. So she tied me up and spanked me HARD!!

The full gallery is new today at
www.JackOffLand.com




4th of July Special:

www.JackOffLand.com
is just $6.95 all month long in July!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 09, 2005



Hello,

Today's update at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
features yet another busty blonde. Lovely green-eyed 34D Bobbie Marie is pleasuring Barrett out in the garden and he's loving every second of it!

As you may know I have a 4th of July special going on all month long at
www.JackOffLand.com
so membership is just $6.95 for your first month if you join anytime in July. I update
www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week with material that has been rotated out of the Playhouse here and is not available anywhere else. Come check it out!


-- XXOO Tanya


Friday, July 08, 2005


36DD blonde vixen Taylor Wane loves that big cock!! Enjoy today's brand new Playhouse update of gorgeous Taylor doing what she loves most..


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 07, 2005



Jewell Marceau did not make the cheerleading squad so she never received an official set of pom-pons. I took a sadistic delight in parading around in my cheerleading apparel and thrusting my pom-pons in her face whenever possible. The truth was that I only decided to become a cheerleader because I had been cut from the soccer team. Yep, you could say that I understand a little something about being a frustrated loser. What kind of idiot wants to stand around on the sidelines cheering for a bunch of men or boys or whatever they are? I, for one, want to be on the playing field in the spotlight, not relegated to the periphery like every other applauding groupie.

Since I was reduced to being an athletic supporter (is that the same thing as a jockstrap?) I felt entitled to try and make everyone elses' life miserable too. I'm good at that. It was so simple to perform oral sex on the bull-dyke cheerleading coach and get her to deny Jewell a place on the squad. Jewell danced, cheered, and high-kicked with all her heart during the tryout. Hehehe....it was great.

Of course she eventually found out why she'd been denied her rightful spot on the squad, but by then the school year was just about over. Today's update to my Playhouse documents the conflict that occurred on that fateful day last month when she finally confronted me..




-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 06, 2005




Good afternoon,

As you may know I update my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week: Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Today's update features super-hot Francesca Le and me embroiled in the continuing saga of Satana vs. MegaBabe. It's another superheroine battle pitting the forces of good against evil..

I have a 4th of July special going on at
www.JackOffLand.com
right now. For the month of July full membership is available for the discounted rate of $6.95!!




-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

American girls look very American and Monica Sweetheart looks very European. I was reflecting upon that as I added a beautiful set of her to my Playhouse today. Monica is stunning in her hot pink bikini as she poses outdoors in the California sunlight. She truly is a natural beauty. This gallery is like a breath of fresh air, particularly as the pink bikini starts to disappear..

Enjoy!




-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 05, 2005



Good afternoon,

You will always find an abundance of beautiful busty blondes inside my Playhouse. This week is no exception, of course. Yesterday's update features gorgeous British pornstar Taylor Wane and her dazzling 36DDs. She and I are enjoying each other and doing our best to get you as hot and horny as possible in our sexy video.

Today I've added a 6-page gallery of incomparable platinum-haired Zora Banx tying up and teasing brunette minx Jewell Marceau. Zora has the most amazing set of natural 34Ds that I've ever seen in my life. Seriously. They are a work of art.

Zora is at her sadistic and sexy finest as she torments 34C Jewell to the brink of orgasm! Will she let her climax?? Cum inside the Playhouse to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 04, 2005



Happy 4th of July!!

As always, indescribable love and gratitude to the current and former members of our US military. It is you who have made our country great because without you we would not have the freedoom and liberties we enjoy here in the US.

Many kisses & hugs,

Tanya

Saturday, July 02, 2005


Good evening,

I have a 4th of July special at my archive site www.JackOffLand.com !

www.JackOffLand.com is the permanent home for all the archive material that is rotated out of my Playhouse here. For the entire month of July membership at www.JackOffLand.com is just $6.95 for the whole month!


Happy 4th of July to all- particularly to all current and former members of our US military!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 01, 2005


Good afternoon,

Today's new Playhouse update features stunning Australian pornstar Monica Mayhem entertaining her well-hung male companion outside on a beautiful summer day. 36C Monica looks astonishing as always, particularly in her black fishnet pantyhose and high heels.

Enjoy Monica and enjoy your Friday!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 30, 2005


Good evening,

34D Mercedes Ashley had a threesome with my boyfriend -make that ex boyfriend- and my gardener. She then mocked me by leaving photos from the lurid occasion attached to my refrigerator with magnets (see last Friday's update.)

I promptly challenged her to a sexfight and I've added continuing footage from that event to my Playhouse today..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, June 28, 2005


It's hard to take someone seriously when it's 2005 and that person is wearing a Pat Benatar-style leather jacket and skintight, camel-toed jeans. Unfortunately that was my downfall. Life experience has taught me not to predudge people on the basis of appearance, but Jewell Marceau looked like such an idiot in her 1980's get-up that I forgot. When I openned my door and saw her in her goofy clothing I burst out laughing and asked her if the Honky Tonk Man or Adrian Zmed was in the hallway behind her. Weren't they all popular around the same time?

Jewell managed to seize the upper hand while I was still overcome by laughter- I didn't even realize we were in a fight until she socked me in the face- but getting the upper hand and keeping the upper hand are two very different things in reality combat situations. You can check inside my Playhouse to see the continuation of this nasty battle since it was conveniently captured on videotape and I happened to use it for today's update..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 27, 2005


Good afternoon,

There is a new seduction/striptease video featuring lovely 36DD Taylor Wane with my 36DD self inside my Playhouse today. This should be right up your alley if you are partial to shameless, busty blondes who are total exhibitionists ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, June 26, 2005


Good afternoon,

Today's new addition to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com is a gallery of me stripping out of a neon pink bikini. It was shot in the backyard of the home of the owner of Steel Kittens. I had gone there that day for a wrestling shoot but the other model had failed to show up. Fortunately I managed to shoot a few galleries and videos for my site so the day was not a total waste.


www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week- Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Earlier this week we also added a H-U-G-E 10-page XXX gallery featuring 38DD pornstar Zoe pleasuring her lucky male companion.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya