Friday, October 07, 2005


Good morning,

It's been at least 3 days since I've written about one of my current auctions. I don't want you to think I'm running out of obscure porn magazines to sell so today I am featuring a band new copy of Lesbian Lust. This item follows very closely on the heels of my recent offerings of both Butt Lust and Lewd Letters magazines and it has "collectible" written all over it. Just picture this baby on your coffee table at home. It may lack the Hemingway-esque prose of Lewd Letters, but Lesbian Lust is filled with full-color photos of hot chicks banging each other. That's fetish model/pornstar Goldie with me au naturel on the cover.

You can access my current auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toobar above.


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

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Tuesday, October 04, 2005


Good morning,

Have you been thinking about adding an issue of Lewd Letters to your library collection? If so, this is a good opportunity to check out my current auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above. If you have not been swayed by my recent offerings of Butt Lust and Gent magazines, perhaps Lewd Letters will be more up your alley. I hesitate to call it "memorabilia," but it certainly is an arcane bit of adult magazine history. Presumbly you will not run into many other folks who have saved copies of this obscure and yet thoroughly readable publication.

Yes, that is me on the cover with the 1960's-looking brown hair, latex outfit, heavy eye makeup, and bright red lipstick.


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, October 03, 2005


Good evening,

I have lots of new auction items! Among them is this copy of Gent magazine which features me on the cover and as the centerfold inside. You can access my auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar above.


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, October 02, 2005


Weird, weird, weird. Yep, this photo is pretty weird, I'm weird for putting it on the front page of my site, and even weirder still is what is going on with the bulletin board inside my Playhouse.

Hundreds and hundreds of posts are being generated each day on the said bulletin board and they are all partial or full "quotations" taken from past writings of myself and Playhouse members. My webmaster is off for the weekend so I'll wait til Monday morning to spring this on him.

Until then my best option for communicating with Playhouse members is right here on the front page. I hope everyone is enjoying the weekend. My past 2 days have been spent dancing here in L.A. and doing a shoot for www.CrimsonHawk.com. Stacy Burke and Diana Knight were performing in the Crimson Hawk video as well. The location was a beach house right on the water in Malibu. It was a very, very pleasant afternoon.

If I hadn't put money on Tennessee to cover the point spread it would have been a great day altogether.

For the past hour I have been attempting to fund my online betting account. It is now bankrupt as a result of a few shockingly misguided wagers (yesterday I put some money on Kansas State as well.) As it turns out there are easier things to do than sending money to Managua, Nicaragua. Shocking, I know. In the future I'll have to be more careful in placing my bets just so I won't have to go through this again anytime soon. Nevermind losing the money- it's even more frustrating to have to speak to 5 customer service representatives just to facilitate my transfer of funds to a Third World country. Particularly when all I'm doing is enabling my streak of gambling degeneracy to continue ;)

Have a great Sunday!


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, September 27, 2005


Good morning,

Someone got really mad at me and broke into my office. See me pay the price at

www.JackOffLand.com !


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, September 20, 2005


Good evening,

I've been getting a lot of requests for more bondage content. Today I added a brand new bondage gallery to my Playhouse here that features me and lovely fetish queen Jewell Marceau. It's huge- 7 pages!

On Sunday I also updated my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com with a photoset of me bound in sexy black lingerie (see above photo).


Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, September 19, 2005


Good morning,

Here I am relaxing in my new house in Malibu. Yep, all these years of dancing have paid off. That's Pacific Coast Highway and the Pacific Ocean in the window behind me. I have a gorgeous view of the coastline and ocean from almost every room in the house.

Now I can finally kick off the stripper boots and enjoy my retirement.

Hahaha...just kidding. Photographer Marcus shot these photos at his place by the beach and I'm using them for the first Playhouse update of the week today. I still live in a warehouse near an oil refinery. But at least I get to shoot in some cool places.

Happy Monday!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, September 17, 2005


Good afternoon,

Here's the story behind today's gallery at
http://www.jackoffland.com/ :

Since I have blonde hair and 36DD boobs I've always hated "Barbie Doll" comments. Recently raven-haired, 34D Mercedes Ashley told me: "People only want Barbie Dolls so they can play with their bodies and do what they want with them." That was mean. Mercedes and I both do porn and she had announced that she would be the dominant woman in our scene. I said:

"I'll show you who's DOMINANT, bitch!! Are you ready to see what a 'Barbie Doll' can do?!!"

Then she drove her knee into my eye socket. I suppose the battle was pretty much over for me as I struggled to maintain consciousness and fell to the floor. That didn't stop Mercedes from submitting me to numerous incapacitating wrestling holds, levelling more blows at my head, mauling my breasts, and mangling my pussy lips. Long afterward, as I lay dazed and defeated on the industrial carpet in front of a teal green sofa (where WAS I anyways?), I remembered hearing over the years that many of those Puerto Rican girls do have fiery tempers.

To see a disturbing case in point please visit my archive site http://www.jackoffland.com/ now!


- XOXO Tanya

Friday, September 16, 2005


Good afternoon,

There I was in my last post pumping my rare copy of Butt Lust magazine and I forgot to tell you where to access my auction items. Just click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to get to my auction page.

You'll see this same photo of me in the pink shirt on the auction page. It was given to me by the crusty old collectibles dealer in Boston (Toyzz.com) who handles my auctions. He's the one who packages everything very nicely and mails the items out in a very prompt, customer-friendly manner.

Believe me, you wouldn't want to wait for me to get around to mailing somthing. Organization is not one of my strong points. It's a good thing I invested in a large pair of breasts at a young age and became a stripper. No one expects us to do anything in a timely fashion :)


- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, September 14, 2005


Good afternoon,

Do you need something impressive to put on top of your coffee table? Or on the wall of your cubicle at work? Or maybe inside the glove compartment of your vehicle?

Allow me to suggest a used copy of Butt Lust magazine. It's the answer to all your needs. Conveniently, I happen to be auctioning off a copy right now. I don't recall what year this issue was on the newsstands, but the bright red lipstick I'm wearing on the cover would indicate that it was pre-2000. My best guess is that it was shot around 1998 or so.

Don't be scared by the fact that it is "used." If it was used at all it was only used by me. Last November I was moving into a new place and decided that it was finally time to do something with the boxes of magazines and videos that had been stacked inside my garage for years. That's when I contacted a crusty old collectibles dealer in Boston who is now assisting me with auctioning off my merchandise.

I will venture a guess that this circa-1998 copy of Butt Lust magazine is quite literally irreplaceable. How many stockpiles of this particular issue can there be?

Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, September 09, 2005


Who is this guy?


He's inspiration for Everyman. After smoking a bunch of weed with his friends this dude slopped out the door, went to a few bars, and then hit the proverbial jackpot. He ended up bringing a hot chick back to his place and banging her.


Check out his lucky windfall inside my Playhouse right now!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, September 08, 2005



Good evening,

Here's a hot photo of Adam & Eve contract star Austyn Moore. We are lucky enough to have two amazing new galleries of her in the Playhouse!!


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, September 04, 2005


Wow...that blonde girl really doesn't know how to smoke a cigar, does she?

Oh, wait- that's me in that photo :)

If memory serves me correctly, and I'm sure it does, I do plenty of other naughty things with that cigar in the huge 5-page gallery I just added to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

Come visit me at www.JackOffLand.com and check it out! I update www.JackOffLand.com 3 times a week with archive material that has been rotated out of my Playhouse here so there are hours of video and thousands of photos for just $9.95 a month.


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, September 02, 2005


Good afternoon,

I know you come here for entertainment, which is exactly what I intend my site to be, but I felt moved to write a few thoughts about the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. The federal relief effort finally seems to be mobilizing, but obviously the residents of the ravaged areas are going to need a lot of help rebuilding their lives.

Members of our military are at war, an overwhelming number of people and animals in the Gulf Coast are hungry and homeless, and those of us safe and sound at home probably all feel a bit guilty about not being able to do more to ease any of the tensions and turmoil in the world. I know I do. Helplessness is not a good feeling, but I suppose one is never truly helpless. Today I mobilized in a small way and donated some money to two disaster relief funds.

My choices were Habitat for Humanity
www.habitat.org and the Humane Society of America
www.hsus.org

The amounts I donated are what I feel I can afford at the moment, and even together they are not a big sum. Still, every little bit helps. It's hard to know which organization to trust with donations, but I've always held both the Humane Society and Habitat for Humanity in high regard. Both organizations have done a lot of good and right now they both have special pages on their sites to facilitate donations to Hurricane Katrina relief funds.

I rarely encourage people to make charitable contributions because it is such a personal matter, but I thought I'd mention it today because I actually felt a bit better after sending some money to the relief effort.

On the humorous side..I was trying to remember the web address of the Humane Society off the top of my head and first punched in www.hsus.com instead. That site is for Hsu's Restaurant, a Szechuan Chinese restaurant in Cleveland or something :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, August 30, 2005


Fury Behind Blue Walls!

Last week 38DD Harley Raine showed up at my apartment and wondered aloud why I had painted my walls bright blue. Of course I informed her that the lovely shade was mixed especially for me at Home Depot to replicate the official Royal Blue of my favorite soccer team, Everton. I had worn my Everton jersey into the store so they could match the color exactly. The guy behind the counter had asked me to hand him my jersey so that he could have it right next to the paint he was mixing. I stood by him in my jeans and bra as he labored to do the task perfectly. He even got on the store's public address system to call some other employees to come assist him. They take their jobs very seriously at Home Depot and it is quite inspiring. I was impressed enough to give them each an extra five dollars after I paid for my paint.

Harley listened to my story and I couldn't help but notice a malevolent gleam creep into her eye. I just wanted to bask in the glow of my blue wall, but all of a sudden Harley was telling me I was a "dumb hooker" who wasn't smart enough to charge men to stare at my 36DD tits when I took my clothes off in public!

Who knows what she was talking about, but anyone speaking the words "dumb hooker" inside my house is looking for a nasty brawl. Check inside my Playhouse to see the battle royale that ensued..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, August 29, 2005


Good afternoon,

Last Wednesday I added a bondage video update to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com. It originally appeared in my Playhouse here about a year or two ago. Here was the story behind the video:


Joey had an evil glint in his eye long before we began the ride up that mountain in Malibu. Fortunately it was a warm day, but I really had not appreciated being herded out of my home in nothing but my bikini bottoms and sandals. He had thrown a leather jacket at me and told me to put it on as he started up his bike. I knew better than to argue and had an inkling that I was in for a long afternoon. It took over 2 hours to ride to a crumbling house in a desolate location, but when we arrived I could not help but admire the panoramic view of the Pacific Ocean and all the beach cities at its shores. My sightseeing was cut short by the appearance of numerous other leather-clad bikers who must have been inside the house. Joey informed me that I was going to put on a "show." I thought he was just making fun of me, but I nervously began posing on the bike for one of the guys who pulled out a camera. I tried to joke around and asked him if these were for ransom photos. He grinned a nasty grin and asked: "Why? Do you really think someone is going to notice that you are missing?" Within minutes I found myself tied to that bike and my feeble protestations were cut off when a large red ballgag was shoved roughly into my mouth. Terror gripped my heart. What were they going to do to me???




Visit www.JackOffLand.com now!


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, August 28, 2005


Good evening,

There are 3 new updates at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com this week! On Wednesday we added a biker-themed bondage video. Yesterday was a HUGE XXX update featuring gorgeous, raven-haired Cleopatra pleasing her man in every possible way. Today are photos of me stripping off my summer dress and red lingerie in my friend's backyard.

www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week with archive material from the Playhouse here and is just $9.95 a month!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, August 25, 2005


Good afternoon,

Do you like blondes with big boobs?

Well, you must have come here for some reason :)


I know you will want to check out this gorgeous outdoor set of 34D pornstar Brittany Skye in my Playhouse now. There's also a full new gallery of amazing Brittany in hot XXX action!


You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Good morning,

I was just listening to the radio and heard a bit of Pres. Bush's statement as he was criticizing Cindy Sheehan's peace demonstration. Cindy Sheehan is of course one of the mothers who lost a child in the Iraq war. The snippet I heard of Bush's words was that he "understood the anguish" of Cindy Sheehan.

Oh, really?

His two daughters are not fighting in Iraq and neither of them is dead. Pres. Bush never went to war and presumably his kids aren't going either.

I have a huge amount of respect for our military and am tearful when I think of their daily valor in this time of war. It troubles me that I, nor any other civilian, will never truly understand the trauma of our troops. None of my family or friends are fighting so I also cannot fathom the fear of the numerous families who wait and hope for their loved ones to come home. Pres. Bush can't either and it's offensive to hear him say that he understands the pain of a parent whose child will never come home.


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, August 22, 2005


Good afternoon,

Here's a photo from the gigantic 13-page gallery I added to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com yesterday. The lighting is moody and unique and so are the photos. They were shot by talented photographer Marcus of Rev-Mag.com and they are quite unusual in an artsy, naked type of way :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, August 20, 2005


Good morning,

Did I ever mention that 34DD Taylor St. Claire and I used to date the same guy? We did not realize that we had both been seeing him until way after the fact. The moment of truth came when I was at her apartment and I saw a framed picture of the smiling douchebag himself on her livingroom wall. Of course I asked her what the story was and she informed me that that was her ex-boyfriend who had left town to pursue his lifelong dream of scaling Mt. Everest.

Scaling Mt. Everest? I almost laughed out loud when I realized that she actually believed his line of shit. She started feeling really stupid when I told her that her man had really left L.A. because he had been fired from the used car lot he worked at and gone to Toledo to live with his mother and "get back on his feet." Taylor was indeed embarrassed, but then she really started fuming when I revealed that I'd been practically living with him the whole time she thought he was her boyfriend!

Check inside www.JackOffLand.com
to see the depths of her fury when she and I square off in a nasty catfight inside her apartment..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, August 16, 2005


Good morning,

It seems that Little Miss Jewell gravely embarrassed Zora at a luncheon yesterday. Zora has a steely disposition and was in no way swayed by Jewell's pleas for leniency after the fact.

Enter The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse to see beautiful, blonde Zora heaping indignities upon poor, repentant Jewell. It will be a long time before Jewell misbehaves in public again..


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, August 13, 2005


Good afternoon,

Today we added a huge new XXX gallery featuring Barrett Blade and blonde, busty Anna Nova to
www.JackoffLand.com

As you may know www.JackoffLand.com is my archive site where all the material rotated out of my Playhouse here gets a permanent home.

Check it out when you have a chance!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

I have a number of ongoing new auctions. Among them is a rare issue of Gallery magazine from the 1990's. That's me on the cover with dark hair. Nevermind the bouffant hairdo.. the layout inside the magazine is much better. I'm the centerfold in this issue and my hair is not pinned up in the strange beehive 'do for most of the shots. The cover shot was an odd choice by the editor because there was much better stuff to pick from.

Pornstar Stacy Valentine is also in this issue as one of the newly discovered "Girls Next Door." She looks very young and cute. You can find this and my other auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page.


-- XXOO Tanya




-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, August 12, 2005


Good evening,

Who is this gentleman? Clearly he has been caught in a compromising position. Is he an unsuspecting family man who had too much to drink during an executive retreat? Is he a hapless CIA man who has been seduced by a foreign agent?

Why, no. It's the champion of Everyman! David Christopher AKA "Pussyman" has starred in innumerable XXX flicks since the 1970's. He's here to live out your every fantasy in graphic form. This week he's in the Playhouse banging ultra-busty Ashley Evans and gorgeous 36DD legend Carolyn Monroe. You don't want to miss this scorching XXX video!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, August 11, 2005



Good afternoon,

It seems that Marilyn's boyfriend caught her behaving inappropiately with another man at the party. That was really no excuse for him to strip her naked and chain her to the bannister of a staircase leading down to the wine cellar. All the other guests were still uptairs drinking and laughing and no one could hear poor Marilyn's plaintive cries for help.

Enter The Bondage Room in my Playhouse to see her in her unpleasant predicament..


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, August 06, 2005



Good afternoon,

Come visit me at
www.JackOffLand.com

My archive site www.JackOffLand.com is updated on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays with material that has been rotated out of the Playhouse here in months and years past.

Be sure to stop by!


-- XXOO Tanya

Wow! Look at those gigantic boobies!!

Seductress Fantasia is waiting for you in the Playhouse and she's all tied up in The Bondage Room..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, August 03, 2005



We're back!

We're back!


The server problems have been straightened out and we are back with a vengeance.


Again, I want to extend a heartfelt thanks to all Playhouse members for your patience and understanding over the last 2 days. We encountered some technical problems while switching servers, but now the site is again running smoothly.

Welcome back :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, August 02, 2005


Hey..

What's Stuey Griffin doing here?

Hopefully he will provide a quick moment of comic relief to the Playhouse members who are locked out of the members' area right now. That includes me by the way.

We switched servers over the weekend and things have not gone smoothly. At this moment all members who joined via Verotel are able to enter the Playhouse, but we are in the process of rebuilding the password file for members who joined via CCBill. (I say "we" as if I'm doing anything other than wandering around my house and checking the computer every hour. That's the extent of my technical expertise.)

I very much appreciate all understanding and patience in this frustrating situation. The latest word is that all members should regain access tonight. Please accept my sincere apologies for this inconvenience.


- XXOO Tanya

Monday, August 01, 2005


Good evening,

Who are these three women? Well, that's my boob in the foreground and it is hovering in front of beautiful, busty blondes Allysin Chaynes and Carolyn Monroe. The photo was taken during the shooting of the XXX movie "Floss" that was directed by my friend, famed porn director Jim Holliday. Jim passed on last December.

A signed copy of the DVD version of "Floss" is up for grabs on my auction page. Please click on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page to see all my current auction items.


- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 30, 2005


Good morning,

Yesterday I added a hot, hot, hot new gallery featuring gorgeous pornstars Brittany Skye and Alexis Malone (and their strap-on dildo) to the Playhouse. I know you are going to enjoy this one ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 29, 2005

Good afternoon,

How can it be determined if one is fit to wear the Everton jersey? You might assume that anyone has the constitution to be an Everton fan. Au contraire...

Months ago, during the pinnacle of the Everton season, 36DD Devon Michaels strode into my apartment wearing an Everton jersey of dubious origin, probably a knockoff. I was eager to get going to the lone Irish pub in our neighborhood that was broadcasting the game at 3AM that morning so I didn't bother asking any questions. Right before we were about to depart Devon said: "Rudi Voller and Didi Hamann are part of the Everton team, right?"

The unthinkable question hung in the air until I was overcome with the need to engage in acts of physical violence. You might be wondering what Everton represents and why the mere mention of Rudy Voller and Didi Hamann inflamed my senses. Go to Google and run all the pertinent names. Trust me, Devon's unfortunate query more than warranted a merciless beatdown. The graphic photos are available for your perusal in my Playhouse right now.


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 27, 2005


Hello,

I have a hot auction with just 2 days remaining. That's me on the cover of the September 2000 issue of Biker magazine. The sexy red top and shorts I'm wearing will go to the highest bidder, along with a signed copy of the Biker magazine itself. Click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to check out all my current auctions!



Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Penthouse model Kira Eggers is an amazing, dark-haired Danish beauty. Yesterday I added a highly erotic bondage gallery of Kira struggling against her cuffs in sheer black pantyhose. Somehow her dress comes off and she manages to rip her pantyhose just enough to give you a great view of every part of her awesome body!


- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 25, 2005


Good afternoon,

Last week I got all dressed up in sexy black lingerie and
a new cocktail dress. Then I realized I had nowhere to go. After playing cassettes on my boombox for a while and staring at the cottage cheese ceiling in the livingroom I decided to get up off the teal sofa and take some photos. It would have been depressing if I couldn't show anyone my brand new stockings and garter belt :)

It's good to have a Playhouse where I can indulge my exhibitionistic streak. Check inside for today's new sexy black lingerie gallery!


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, July 24, 2005


A girl + a gun + a cigarette + a dildo = Debauchery

Not in a bad way though. Today's new huge 13-page gallery at
www.JackOffLand.com
features all the above for your enjoyment :)


Remember...www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 if you join at any point in the month of July. I update www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week -Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday- with archive material that has been rotated out of my Playhouse here. Join now before the July sale ends!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 23, 2005


Good afternoon,

Who's that gorgeous blonde with the giant rack?

It's Briana Banks, of course, and I just added this huge 10-page XXX photo gallery of her to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 all month long in July so it's a great time for you to come check out all the hot action there!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 22, 2005


Good evening,

Petite, beautiful pornstar Gauge is building her man up to a thundering climax in today's XXX video update to my Playhouse. You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,

Beautiful Asian Kianna Dior couldn't decide if she wanted to fight or f*ck. One minute she was grabbing my boobs and giggling and the next minute she was telling me what a bad friend I was. After a short time I realized it was all just a clever ploy for her to seize the upper hand in a dirty apartment brawl. Clearly she wanted to kick my ass. Incredibly, this all stemmed from a dispute we had had at a strip club in Vancouver 5 years earlier. She claimed that I had "stolen" her customer. He used to always get dances with her and give her lots of money. Then he decided that he liked blondes. Was that really my fault? Kianna thought so and we had a grisly battle in my living room for female dominance. Hairpulling, choking, breast grabbing...you'll be amazed at the depths to which Kianna sank when you see the photos in my Playhouse!

Of course I had to stoop to her level- you can't negotiate with terrorists.


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Good afternoon,

Guess who I caught having sex on a secluded staircase last weekend? I was at a ritzy party in the Palisades and happened to notice gorgeous 36DD Taylor Wane and amazing raven-haired Mary Jane breaking away from the crowd.

Evidently they thought they were going to find some privacy from prying eyes. Little did they know their stairway tryst would be the featured event in my Playhouse for yesterday's update..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 20, 2005


Good afternoon,

Blonde, luscious Delilah has been bad. Very bad. She's such a naughty girl that she appears to be enjoying her punishment!

You can help Delilah relish her confinement by visiting The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse now..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 19, 2005


Good morning,

Yesterday I added a brand new set of photos to my Playhouse that show my undying support for Everton soccer. Here I am in Big Dunc's new #9 jersey ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 18, 2005


Good evening,

Fourth of July Special!
www.JackOffLand.com
is just $6.95 all month long!




There were 2 new updates for the weekend at www.JackOffLand.com

On Saturday the superheroine video saga featuring the battle of fair-haired Megababe and evil Satana (AKA Francesca Le) continued. (Why is it always the blondes who are fighting for the triumph of good over evil..?)

Sunday morning I added a "behind-the-scenes" gallery of me at a photo shoot. Please visit www.JackOffLand.com
to take a peek at the action behind the camera!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 16, 2005


Good morning,

Fourth of July Special!

Have I mentioned recently that my archive site www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for the entire month of July? Membership is just $6.95 for your first month if you join anytime in the month of July.

www.JackOffLand.com
is updated 3 times a week on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays and is a permanent home for all the years of material that have been rotated out of my Playhouse here.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Adorable pornstar Gauge is entertaining some male company this evening. By the looks of things she is an incredibly horny lady tonight!

Go inside my Playhouse to check out Friday's XXX video update featuring hot Gauge and her lucky date in action..


--XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 15, 2005

Good afternoon,
There's a new sheriff in town. Or is there? A busty brunette wearing a complete mockery of a police officer's uniform knocked on my door in the middle of the night last week looking for one of my neighbors. I sleepily informed her that she had the wrong address and gave her the correct one. I also remarked that the LAPD must really be hiring from the bottom of their applicant pool if their officers had to rely on the goodwill of civilians to lead them to criminal suspects. Then I glanced pointedly at her slutty uniform and asked her if she had been recruited right off the floor of a porn convention.

Evidently that was the wrong thing to say because she grabbed a fistful of my hair and began trying to brutalize me in my own home! A nasty, nasty battle ensued. Fortunately one of my neighbors had a camera. The whole episode was like Rodney King revisited!

Strangely, when I brought my photographic evidence into the police station the following day there was no record of any officer of her name and description known to be working for the LAPD. I invite you to view these violent photos in my Playhouse and see if you can help me identify this phony officer of the law!

She could be coming to your neighborhood next..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 13, 2005


Good evening,

How can any lady resist a worldly, sophisticated gentleman who likes to perform in pornographic films? I know I can't. Neither can 36DD blonde bombshell Taylor Wane. Check out today's gallery featuring Penthouse Pet Taylor and porn legend David Christopher (AKA Pussyman)!


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

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Good morning,

Busty 34D Ariana Martin loves being tied up. See how dripping wet she gets in today's huge bondage photo gallery that's just been added to my Playhouse!


-- XXOO Tanya