Hi again,
Today I am doing my once-a-month e-mail reading session. I'm not good about staying on top of my e-mails. It was so much easier for me to keep up with correspondence when much of it was conducted through the US Mail. That must have been because I got so much less of it. People must REALLY want to contact you if they bother to compose a letter and actually succeed in finding an envelope, affixing a stamp to it, and getting it into a mailbox. I'm not being snide. Over the years I have sealed tons of letters into envelopes that never even got stamps, let alone arrived at their intended destinations.
Hmmmmmm.......I just invalidated my original point that it was easier for me to answer letters than e-mails. Apparently I've always been a slacker.
In any case, today I was going through my e-mails for the first time in a month. That's how I came across the joke from my friend Joe which I put in my previous post. A minute ago I opened an e-mail from some guy who must have written to me last month. Evidently I had launched an angry/annoyed e-mail at him the last time I had gone through my inbox. I must have been in a bad mood. Here's our e-mail exchange:
--- "John Doe" wrote:
Hi,
I give you 100'000 Euros to fuck me, let me
know ...
Kiss on your pussy
"John Doe"
____________________
Tanya Danielle wrote back:
Go fuck yourself, loser. There's not enough money in
the world............
____________________
"John Doe" then wrote back:
Subject: I'd like to fuck you
Date: Sun, 4 Jan 2004 15:56:30 +0100
"You call me a loser ??
Everything has a price ..."
______________________
Oh, brother. Why do I always get these guys? Just because I'm a stripper and/or because I work in the porn business does not mean I'm available for escort work. I have nothing against performers who are, but it's not my thing. If it was I would be on all the escort sites and making the fact known on my site.
Usually I don't even answer e-mails like that one, but I must have been in a foul mood that day. Here's a HOT TIP for potential johns:
DON'T TRY AND SOLICIT PEOPLE FOR PROSTITUTION UNLESS YOU KNOW THEY ARE PROSTITUTES.
That's a hot tip for anyone who doesn't like to get shot down. Then again, guys who are habitual customers of prostitutes probably got used to being shot down early on in life. Maybe they know something demoralizing about themselves that they are willing to accept. Who knows. The only reason I end up pondering the question is because I often get those annoying "John Doe"-type e-mails. And because I sometimes have to go work in Vegas. My friend Tim still has not gotten me my Official Las Vegas T-shirt which is supposed to read: "I'm not a hooker so don't even talk to me."
On a funnier note, in January I had another rant here about my annoyance at being continually mistaken for a prostitute. One of the Playhouse members posted on the Playhouse bulletin board that he totally understands my position, feels my pain, and that he, too, is tired of people constantly offering him money for sex. Touche....even though I don't have that little mark that's supposed to go over the "e" on my keyboard!
-- XXOO Tanya
Friday, February 13, 2004
This comes from my friend Joe F:
WORST JOKE OF THE DAY
Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee
during class. He had to spell the word and use it in a
sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the
word EAR.
Little Johnny stood up and proudly said "EAR, E-A-R."
Then to use it in a sentence, he pretended to take a
big hit off a joint, and while pretending to have his
lungs full of smoke, he passed the pretend joint to
little Suzy, and said...
"Ear."................................................
Thanks, Joe!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
WORST JOKE OF THE DAY
Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee
during class. He had to spell the word and use it in a
sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the
word EAR.
Little Johnny stood up and proudly said "EAR, E-A-R."
Then to use it in a sentence, he pretended to take a
big hit off a joint, and while pretending to have his
lungs full of smoke, he passed the pretend joint to
little Suzy, and said...
"Ear."................................................
Thanks, Joe!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Good evening,
Here is a reprint of the description of my only current auction:
Available right now are two former Photos of the Day (POTDs) from here at www.tanyadanielle.com. The first is "Contemplation" shot by Julie Strain. Julie shot it in June 2000 for her site juliestrain.com. It became the POTD here on 9/9/03. The other photo is "Tan Line," the POTD for 9/11/03. It is an unduplicated one-of-a-kind shot taken by my friend Al. The pink outfit I'm wearing in it was on the cover of one of the "Decadent Divas" series of videos shot by David Christopher. I believe my friend Bianca gave me that outfit years ago when she and I used to dance together at the Century Theatre in LA in the 90's. As a matter of fact I think she still does perform there. I see her car in the parking lot sometimes when I drive by the place. I'll have to stop in there again sometime. In any case, the link to this new photo auction can also be found in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
-- XXOO Tanya
Here is a reprint of the description of my only current auction:
Available right now are two former Photos of the Day (POTDs) from here at www.tanyadanielle.com. The first is "Contemplation" shot by Julie Strain. Julie shot it in June 2000 for her site juliestrain.com. It became the POTD here on 9/9/03. The other photo is "Tan Line," the POTD for 9/11/03. It is an unduplicated one-of-a-kind shot taken by my friend Al. The pink outfit I'm wearing in it was on the cover of one of the "Decadent Divas" series of videos shot by David Christopher. I believe my friend Bianca gave me that outfit years ago when she and I used to dance together at the Century Theatre in LA in the 90's. As a matter of fact I think she still does perform there. I see her car in the parking lot sometimes when I drive by the place. I'll have to stop in there again sometime. In any case, the link to this new photo auction can also be found in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
-- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,
There are two auctions ongoing right now. The first, my stripper-shoe offering from February 4 ends in about 6 hours. The second, 2 erotic photos from my personal collection, has 4 more days to run. Links to both can be found in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have a great day!
-- XXOO Tanya
There are two auctions ongoing right now. The first, my stripper-shoe offering from February 4 ends in about 6 hours. The second, 2 erotic photos from my personal collection, has 4 more days to run. Links to both can be found in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have a great day!
-- XXOO Tanya
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
I had to post this immediately. It just appeared on the wonderful Tanya Scorpion Girl Yahoo group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Scorpion-Girl/):
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Way to go, Granny!!!!!!!!!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Way to go, Granny!!!!!!!!!!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Good evening,
There is a SUPER-HOT new gallery of the one and only Janine in the Playhouse tonight!!!!
I had the pleasure of spending a whole day shooting with her a couple of years ago. You would never know it though. She was shooting an interactive video and the only part of me showing was my manicured hand with light pink polish. In any case, Janine is just as gorgeous and sexy in person as on film!!
-- XXOO Tanya
There is a SUPER-HOT new gallery of the one and only Janine in the Playhouse tonight!!!!
I had the pleasure of spending a whole day shooting with her a couple of years ago. You would never know it though. She was shooting an interactive video and the only part of me showing was my manicured hand with light pink polish. In any case, Janine is just as gorgeous and sexy in person as on film!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Sunday, February 08, 2004
Good evening (morning?),
Here is the original description of my current shoe auction from December. These flashy silver glitter/white-heeled numbers originally did go on the auction block in December. Unfortunately the high bidder neglected to ever send payment. So....this was my blog from that auction:
".......(this auction) is for my WELL-WORN STRIPPER SHOES with white platforms and silver glitter on the uppers. These are the very definition of unabashed stripper shoes. Who else would wear these except a dancer? If memory serves me I bought them while passing through Pennsylvania. I wore them for at least a year of the time I spent feature dancing, so they have been all over North America: West Coast, East Coast, the Deep South, the Midwest, Canada, everywhere except Mexico. I've never had much of an urge to go dance in Mexico. I get nervous going shopping in Mexico......"
This description is funny to me now. Shopping in Mexico? What was I shopping for? I SHOULD have been nervous buying and bringing those by-prescription-only (in the US) drugs obtained without a prescription over the border. Mexico would be a VERY scary place to go to jail. What if I couldn't pay off the Federales? Then again, maybe I was just shopping for knock-off Louis Vuitton bags. They are found in abundance in both Tijuana and Nogales...............
-- XXOO Tanya
Here is the original description of my current shoe auction from December. These flashy silver glitter/white-heeled numbers originally did go on the auction block in December. Unfortunately the high bidder neglected to ever send payment. So....this was my blog from that auction:
".......(this auction) is for my WELL-WORN STRIPPER SHOES with white platforms and silver glitter on the uppers. These are the very definition of unabashed stripper shoes. Who else would wear these except a dancer? If memory serves me I bought them while passing through Pennsylvania. I wore them for at least a year of the time I spent feature dancing, so they have been all over North America: West Coast, East Coast, the Deep South, the Midwest, Canada, everywhere except Mexico. I've never had much of an urge to go dance in Mexico. I get nervous going shopping in Mexico......"
This description is funny to me now. Shopping in Mexico? What was I shopping for? I SHOULD have been nervous buying and bringing those by-prescription-only (in the US) drugs obtained without a prescription over the border. Mexico would be a VERY scary place to go to jail. What if I couldn't pay off the Federales? Then again, maybe I was just shopping for knock-off Louis Vuitton bags. They are found in abundance in both Tijuana and Nogales...............
-- XXOO Tanya
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Good morning!
I hope everyone is enjoying Part II of the epic battle between Power Girl (myself) and Catwoman (Taylor Wane)!!! The action is heating up in the Playhouse******************
I almost just misspelled "Catwoman" as "Cartwoman" in that last sentence. "Cartwoman" could be a whole different character. It would be me pushing a shopping cart full of recyclable cans down Venice Boulevard, yelling at the traffic and cursing society........... Where did that image come from?? Perhaps I should refrain stream-of-consciousness typing.
Pressing forward, I'd like to remind you that there is a new auction listed under February 4 in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Actually, these 6" SILVER GLITTER PLATFORMS have been on the auction block before, but the high bidder never submitted payment. Here they are again in all their Las Vegas-y glory. When I described them before I think I called them "unabashed stripper shoes." Yep, the average chick would not be trucking down the street in spike-heeled platforms crusted with silver glitter. These shoes are some of my favorites, and they travelled the nation with me as I danced up and down North America.
Speaking of dancing....... I've been getting the itch to go on a road trip. There are a bunch of states I never made it to when I used to travel: Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Rhode Island, D.C., New Jersey, South Carolina.......
A road trip? Hmmmmmmm..........
-- XXOO Tanya
I hope everyone is enjoying Part II of the epic battle between Power Girl (myself) and Catwoman (Taylor Wane)!!! The action is heating up in the Playhouse******************
I almost just misspelled "Catwoman" as "Cartwoman" in that last sentence. "Cartwoman" could be a whole different character. It would be me pushing a shopping cart full of recyclable cans down Venice Boulevard, yelling at the traffic and cursing society........... Where did that image come from?? Perhaps I should refrain stream-of-consciousness typing.
Pressing forward, I'd like to remind you that there is a new auction listed under February 4 in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Actually, these 6" SILVER GLITTER PLATFORMS have been on the auction block before, but the high bidder never submitted payment. Here they are again in all their Las Vegas-y glory. When I described them before I think I called them "unabashed stripper shoes." Yep, the average chick would not be trucking down the street in spike-heeled platforms crusted with silver glitter. These shoes are some of my favorites, and they travelled the nation with me as I danced up and down North America.
Speaking of dancing....... I've been getting the itch to go on a road trip. There are a bunch of states I never made it to when I used to travel: Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Rhode Island, D.C., New Jersey, South Carolina.......
A road trip? Hmmmmmmm..........
-- XXOO Tanya
Friday, February 06, 2004
Thursday, February 05, 2004
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! We're back!!!!!!!!!! We switched servers over the weekend and the site has been down due to some unanticipated glitches.
The Playhouse Bulletin Board is configured oddly on my computer when I go there so I can't post anything there yet. Hopefully later today everything will be running smoothly.
It's so nice to be back!!! >^..^<
-- XXOO Tanya
The Playhouse Bulletin Board is configured oddly on my computer when I go there so I can't post anything there yet. Hopefully later today everything will be running smoothly.
It's so nice to be back!!! >^..^<
-- XXOO Tanya
Saturday, January 31, 2004
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
Good evening,
There are three new announcements about my site here. Actually there are four when I mention yesterday's addition of the HOT new gallery of Lana Lotts!!! I'm only going to make one of the other announcements right this second though. Please direct your attention to the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>> Directly beneath Lana there is a link to MVPsportsbook.com. Please use that link to get to their wonderful site and open an account. Hopefully you will make lots of bets and win lots of money. Just like me. Actually, my MVPsportsbook.com account is on the brink of bankruptcy. If my bet on Sunday's game does not come through there will be about $.30 USD left in it. However, if you use my link to open an account there I will receive a minute kickback in the form of accessible betting funds in my account. Believe me, with the smallest incentive I will continue my hobby of degenerate nickel-and-dime gambling. I'll even share my picks with you. Just be sure that I REALLY put money on something and then bet the opposite. Sometimes I name my picks, neglect to actually put money down, and then my favorites really do win.
Happy betting!!
-- XXOO Tanya
There are three new announcements about my site here. Actually there are four when I mention yesterday's addition of the HOT new gallery of Lana Lotts!!! I'm only going to make one of the other announcements right this second though. Please direct your attention to the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>> Directly beneath Lana there is a link to MVPsportsbook.com. Please use that link to get to their wonderful site and open an account. Hopefully you will make lots of bets and win lots of money. Just like me. Actually, my MVPsportsbook.com account is on the brink of bankruptcy. If my bet on Sunday's game does not come through there will be about $.30 USD left in it. However, if you use my link to open an account there I will receive a minute kickback in the form of accessible betting funds in my account. Believe me, with the smallest incentive I will continue my hobby of degenerate nickel-and-dime gambling. I'll even share my picks with you. Just be sure that I REALLY put money on something and then bet the opposite. Sometimes I name my picks, neglect to actually put money down, and then my favorites really do win.
Happy betting!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Monday, January 26, 2004
Good evening,
Today's Photo of the Day for 1/26/04 was taken in the kitchen of custom video shooter Mike Raffone at some point in the 90's. It may have been shot during a pre-hairwashing "tease" segment for one of his many videos of the genre. What genre? Please visit Mike's site, www.hairlathergirls.com, for the answer to that question. If I recall correctly, I was preparing to strip down and then suds up my hair in Mike's sink. Why? Again, please refer to www.hairlathergirls.com. Tell Mike I sent you. He moved my banner down to a less prominent position on his "links" page because he insists I don't send him enough traffic.
Mike shoots all my custom videos. He claims that my characterization of his personality on my "custom video" page, (please click on "custom video" in the toolbar above), is inaccurate and wants me to post a retraction. I won't recant any of my statements because they are all true, but someday soon I'll share the feedback he sent me after he read what I wrote about him.
This month Joanne and I have posted a number of "Photos of the Day" that were taken in that long-ago afternoon in Mike's kitchen. Though I don't recall what year it was, I know it was long ago because I appear to have been much thinner, tanner, and more muscular than I've been in recent memory. This series of photos is significant (only to myself) because in the last few months I received a memorable e-mail from someone who commented that as soon as I got large breast implants the rest of my body "blew up in size as well." Not true. I was thin and large-breasted for a number of years before my penchant for large quantities of food and alcohol got the better of me.
I better stop typing now before I deter any potential members from joining the Playhouse........hehe! By the way, I'm smiling as I write this. It's not a cry for help or reassurance.
Have a great night!
-- XXOO Tanya
Today's Photo of the Day for 1/26/04 was taken in the kitchen of custom video shooter Mike Raffone at some point in the 90's. It may have been shot during a pre-hairwashing "tease" segment for one of his many videos of the genre. What genre? Please visit Mike's site, www.hairlathergirls.com, for the answer to that question. If I recall correctly, I was preparing to strip down and then suds up my hair in Mike's sink. Why? Again, please refer to www.hairlathergirls.com. Tell Mike I sent you. He moved my banner down to a less prominent position on his "links" page because he insists I don't send him enough traffic.
Mike shoots all my custom videos. He claims that my characterization of his personality on my "custom video" page, (please click on "custom video" in the toolbar above), is inaccurate and wants me to post a retraction. I won't recant any of my statements because they are all true, but someday soon I'll share the feedback he sent me after he read what I wrote about him.
This month Joanne and I have posted a number of "Photos of the Day" that were taken in that long-ago afternoon in Mike's kitchen. Though I don't recall what year it was, I know it was long ago because I appear to have been much thinner, tanner, and more muscular than I've been in recent memory. This series of photos is significant (only to myself) because in the last few months I received a memorable e-mail from someone who commented that as soon as I got large breast implants the rest of my body "blew up in size as well." Not true. I was thin and large-breasted for a number of years before my penchant for large quantities of food and alcohol got the better of me.
I better stop typing now before I deter any potential members from joining the Playhouse........hehe! By the way, I'm smiling as I write this. It's not a cry for help or reassurance.
Have a great night!
-- XXOO Tanya
Sunday, January 25, 2004
Good evening,
I have a new auction on estarbids.com. You can find the link in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> under January 22. They are my 6" PINK-STRAPPED PLATFORM SHOES which I have owned since probably 1996. In fact, I wore them for the first time for a "Club International" magazine layout which appeared on the stands in the June issue of 1996, I believe. The layout was shot by Suze Randall at her home, and my makeup was done by extraordinary makeup artist/ Penthouse Pet Emma Nixon. Those photos are my favorite set of photos that I have ever done. I was not even recognizable as myself. Taylor St. Claire was on the cover of that issue and I was the centerfold. I still have a few issues of that magazine floating around my garage somewhere.
In addition to the "Club International" layout, these 6" PINK-STRAPPED PLATFORMS have appeared with me in a number of other videos and photos as well. I never really danced in them because they are actually not my size. Somehow I just made them work on film. I have a great deal of affection for these shoes, (they were my first pair of platforms), so I hope they end up in a good home. I know how corny that sounds!
Happy bidding!!
--XXOO Tanya
I have a new auction on estarbids.com. You can find the link in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> under January 22. They are my 6" PINK-STRAPPED PLATFORM SHOES which I have owned since probably 1996. In fact, I wore them for the first time for a "Club International" magazine layout which appeared on the stands in the June issue of 1996, I believe. The layout was shot by Suze Randall at her home, and my makeup was done by extraordinary makeup artist/ Penthouse Pet Emma Nixon. Those photos are my favorite set of photos that I have ever done. I was not even recognizable as myself. Taylor St. Claire was on the cover of that issue and I was the centerfold. I still have a few issues of that magazine floating around my garage somewhere.
In addition to the "Club International" layout, these 6" PINK-STRAPPED PLATFORMS have appeared with me in a number of other videos and photos as well. I never really danced in them because they are actually not my size. Somehow I just made them work on film. I have a great deal of affection for these shoes, (they were my first pair of platforms), so I hope they end up in a good home. I know how corny that sounds!
Happy bidding!!
--XXOO Tanya
Friday, January 23, 2004
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Monday, January 19, 2004
Sunday, January 18, 2004
GEORGE W. BUSH
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
* I attacked and took over two countries, and killed over 10,000
civilians.
* I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).
* I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
* I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
stock
market.
* I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
did).
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history (9/11).
* I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
president
in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in US history.
* I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
12-month period.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.
* I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.
* I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
than
any other US president in history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
* I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
* I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
* I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
* I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
in
US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her).
* I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
* I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
market
in any country in the history of the world.
* I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
will
of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international
community.
* I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"
(only one letter away from BS).
* I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was
tough
to beat, but I did it!!).
* I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
to
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
* I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
* I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
* I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
* The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
my
best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy
frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
* I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
* I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under
attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
* I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
* I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
* I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world
peace and stability.
* I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
* I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
* I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in US history.
* I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
* I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not available).
* I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.
* I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
* All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
PERSONAL REFERENCES:
For personal references, please speak to my dad or Uncle James Baker
(They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they
are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the
next one).
(Note: This information should be useful to voters in the 2004
election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded
about this record.)
The White House, USA
GEORGE W. BUSH
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
* I attacked and took over two countries, and killed over 10,000
civilians.
* I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).
* I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
* I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
stock
market.
* I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
did).
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history (9/11).
* I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
president
in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in US history.
* I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
12-month period.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.
* I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.
* I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
than
any other US president in history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
* I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
* I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
* I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
* I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
in
US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her).
* I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
* I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
market
in any country in the history of the world.
* I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
will
of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international
community.
* I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"
(only one letter away from BS).
* I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was
tough
to beat, but I did it!!).
* I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
to
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
* I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
* I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
* I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
* The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
my
best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy
frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
* I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
* I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under
attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
* I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
* I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
* I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world
peace and stability.
* I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
* I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
* I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in US history.
* I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
* I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not available).
* I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.
* I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
* All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
PERSONAL REFERENCES:
For personal references, please speak to my dad or Uncle James Baker
(They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they
are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the
next one).
(Note: This information should be useful to voters in the 2004
election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded
about this record.)
The White House, USA
GEORGE W. BUSH
Saturday, January 17, 2004
Hello again,
After my post earlier today I visited the Tanya Scorpion Girl Yahoo group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Scorpion-Girl/) and discovered that the Duke of Deception's words had hit home with a number of other people in the group as well. He made the tremendous point that for many among us the aim of "doing unto others as you would have them do unto you" seems to have been supplanted by the pursuit of money in order to achieve power and control others. It really warmed my heart that others in the group found his thoughts to be as profound as I do.
Just as encouraging have been some of the words exchanged on the Playhouse bulletin board over the past few days. It started with one of the European members commenting that none of the Americans had been posting recently. That prompted one of the regular American contributors to the board to pop in and just say he was depressed and trying to regroup, and that's why he hadn't been in contact in the past week or so. In turn, that induced me to vent my spleen a bit, yet again, in the Playhouse. I've edited the following posts a bit for clarity (and anonymity of members), but here are the most recent discussions from the board:
Date 1/17/2004 - 2:57 AM
Name Tanya
Email
Site http://
Comments Hello -- (Playhouse member), it's nice to hear from you!! I'm sorry you have been down. You just somehow gave me permission to pour myself a nice slug of Stoli on ice before bed. I'm starting to snap out of it, but since December I've been kind of blue myself. It appears to be affecting a lot of other people too. I say that because lately I've seen a lot of people descend to levels of behavior that I never would have expected. Is it desperation tied to the reality that the economy is bad here right now? Is it worsened by the fact that our society seems to have become so relentlessly materialistic? The economy sucks, people don't have money, it affects their self esteem- though it shouldn't, so they start screwing over other people to try and make an extra buck. That's what is at the root of my depression. People lately just seem so MEAN. And a lot of it appears to be in pursuit of money. I could cite a lot of examples of things that have happened recently in my personal and professional life. Never before have I noticed so many instances of greedy, unethical behavior, some of it on the part of people who I have known for many years. I trusted them in some instances, so their callous indifference in a few cases has really hurt...........
-------------
Date 1/17/2004 - 5:49 AM
Name (European Playhouse member)
Email
Site http://
Comments Hi everybody ! Tanya and (Playhouse member) it is very hard for me to her from both of your bad situations. I always feel like home here because this is the place where my own recovery from depression of work and private life started exactly 8 months ago................ Yes, I also get the feeling that many things, especially the behaviour of persons, in life seem to be dominated by money. I guess the business you?re working in is no great exception, it sometimes appears that people you?re dealing in life with are only so long friendly as long as you bring them profit or cash. Otherwise they forget or ignore you. I?ve often seen that in our company over the last 7 years, too. Some employees seem only to identify with the monthly result of their bank accounts more than with the success of the whole thing, the wealth of the company etc. The problem is the higher you look in the hierarchie of business the worse it all gets. (Playhouse member), it?s also hard to hear for me you?re feeling down, too. I hope it hasn?t to do with work or family ! If yes, keep your head up, (Playhouse member) ! I wish I could do more for you both, Tanya and (Playhouse member) than only to post a few kind words, but I hope it helps at least a little bit to know that someone far away thinks of you both, too........................
Date 1/17/2004 - 12:39PM
Name Tanya
Email
Site http://
Comments Good morning -- (European Playhouse member), your words do mean a lot! I'm sure (Playhouse member) will agree. I'm very happy that the board here helped you through a rough patch. It's wonderful to hear that! ...........There really does seem to be an undercurrent of hopelessness around the country right now. Probably a lot of it has to do with the fact that we have our military fighting in the Middle East. It's impossible for the average citizen like me to fathom what they are going through, but they are never far from my thoughts. Life goes on as normal here at home, but that alone makes me feel kind of guilty. Our troops are in the middle of a war and I'm whining over my Grape Nuts this morning! ....I think that the war, coupled with the bad economy, has a lot of people down in the dumps. The government seems to be trying to pretend that the economy is not as bad as it is. Perhaps that makes some individuals feel as if it is only they who are personal failures as they struggle to pay their bills........
-----------------------------------
I decided to post the Playhouse bulletin board exchanges here because they were happening almost simultaneously with those on the Tanya Scorpion Girl Yahoo group. It really is great that a lot of people are troubled by the same issues and are discussing them. It has improved my day and my overall outlook in a huge way to know that other people are concerned with the level of greed and lack of consideration for others that seems to pervade society in many places. Perhaps my posting all this out here where more people will see it will reaffirm the desire of a few others to strive to remain ethical even when they are very disillusioned.
My own disillusionment recently arose in part out of the fact that a mechanic I trusted stole my car, a company that I've enjoyed working for for years really took advantage of me in a particular situation, a model I thought I liked secretly filmed me on some webcams without my permission, and a loan broker appears to have doctored some paperwork to screw me out of some money. These are all people I had some degree of trust in. Some of them I have known for years. Maybe they were always greedy fucking assholes and I just didn't see it. Then again, maybe times are very hard for them so they feel compelled to engage in devious, underhanded behavior. Do they feel society is so corrupt that their own transgressions just don't matter? That it's acceptable to treat others in a completely illicit manner because everybody else does?
I'll share something else here because I don't think that she will mind. A friend of mine told me last month that she became horribly depressed when she saw a clip of a football game on the news. The coach of one of the teams was on the field and speaking on the phone while covering his mouth. She wondered aloud why he would do that and was informed that coaches often do that during a game so that no one on the opposing team can read their lips and discover what the next plays are. It seems like a minor thing but it upset my friend because she too has had to deal with a LOT of crap recently and was starting to feel almost foolish for still trying to be a moral person. Sometimes it certainly seems like no one else is. The clip of the football game was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
Today is a much better day for me now that I've been inspired by the sentiments in both the Playhouse and the Tanya Scorpion Girl group. I hope someone else's afternoon will be just a little brighter too.
-- XXOO Tanya
After my post earlier today I visited the Tanya Scorpion Girl Yahoo group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Scorpion-Girl/) and discovered that the Duke of Deception's words had hit home with a number of other people in the group as well. He made the tremendous point that for many among us the aim of "doing unto others as you would have them do unto you" seems to have been supplanted by the pursuit of money in order to achieve power and control others. It really warmed my heart that others in the group found his thoughts to be as profound as I do.
Just as encouraging have been some of the words exchanged on the Playhouse bulletin board over the past few days. It started with one of the European members commenting that none of the Americans had been posting recently. That prompted one of the regular American contributors to the board to pop in and just say he was depressed and trying to regroup, and that's why he hadn't been in contact in the past week or so. In turn, that induced me to vent my spleen a bit, yet again, in the Playhouse. I've edited the following posts a bit for clarity (and anonymity of members), but here are the most recent discussions from the board:
Date 1/17/2004 - 2:57 AM
Name Tanya
Site http://
Comments Hello -- (Playhouse member), it's nice to hear from you!! I'm sorry you have been down. You just somehow gave me permission to pour myself a nice slug of Stoli on ice before bed. I'm starting to snap out of it, but since December I've been kind of blue myself. It appears to be affecting a lot of other people too. I say that because lately I've seen a lot of people descend to levels of behavior that I never would have expected. Is it desperation tied to the reality that the economy is bad here right now? Is it worsened by the fact that our society seems to have become so relentlessly materialistic? The economy sucks, people don't have money, it affects their self esteem- though it shouldn't, so they start screwing over other people to try and make an extra buck. That's what is at the root of my depression. People lately just seem so MEAN. And a lot of it appears to be in pursuit of money. I could cite a lot of examples of things that have happened recently in my personal and professional life. Never before have I noticed so many instances of greedy, unethical behavior, some of it on the part of people who I have known for many years. I trusted them in some instances, so their callous indifference in a few cases has really hurt...........
-------------
Date 1/17/2004 - 5:49 AM
Name (European Playhouse member)
Site http://
Comments Hi everybody ! Tanya and (Playhouse member) it is very hard for me to her from both of your bad situations. I always feel like home here because this is the place where my own recovery from depression of work and private life started exactly 8 months ago................ Yes, I also get the feeling that many things, especially the behaviour of persons, in life seem to be dominated by money. I guess the business you?re working in is no great exception, it sometimes appears that people you?re dealing in life with are only so long friendly as long as you bring them profit or cash. Otherwise they forget or ignore you. I?ve often seen that in our company over the last 7 years, too. Some employees seem only to identify with the monthly result of their bank accounts more than with the success of the whole thing, the wealth of the company etc. The problem is the higher you look in the hierarchie of business the worse it all gets. (Playhouse member), it?s also hard to hear for me you?re feeling down, too. I hope it hasn?t to do with work or family ! If yes, keep your head up, (Playhouse member) ! I wish I could do more for you both, Tanya and (Playhouse member) than only to post a few kind words, but I hope it helps at least a little bit to know that someone far away thinks of you both, too........................
Date 1/17/2004 - 12:39PM
Name Tanya
Site http://
Comments Good morning -- (European Playhouse member), your words do mean a lot! I'm sure (Playhouse member) will agree. I'm very happy that the board here helped you through a rough patch. It's wonderful to hear that! ...........There really does seem to be an undercurrent of hopelessness around the country right now. Probably a lot of it has to do with the fact that we have our military fighting in the Middle East. It's impossible for the average citizen like me to fathom what they are going through, but they are never far from my thoughts. Life goes on as normal here at home, but that alone makes me feel kind of guilty. Our troops are in the middle of a war and I'm whining over my Grape Nuts this morning! ....I think that the war, coupled with the bad economy, has a lot of people down in the dumps. The government seems to be trying to pretend that the economy is not as bad as it is. Perhaps that makes some individuals feel as if it is only they who are personal failures as they struggle to pay their bills........
-----------------------------------
I decided to post the Playhouse bulletin board exchanges here because they were happening almost simultaneously with those on the Tanya Scorpion Girl Yahoo group. It really is great that a lot of people are troubled by the same issues and are discussing them. It has improved my day and my overall outlook in a huge way to know that other people are concerned with the level of greed and lack of consideration for others that seems to pervade society in many places. Perhaps my posting all this out here where more people will see it will reaffirm the desire of a few others to strive to remain ethical even when they are very disillusioned.
My own disillusionment recently arose in part out of the fact that a mechanic I trusted stole my car, a company that I've enjoyed working for for years really took advantage of me in a particular situation, a model I thought I liked secretly filmed me on some webcams without my permission, and a loan broker appears to have doctored some paperwork to screw me out of some money. These are all people I had some degree of trust in. Some of them I have known for years. Maybe they were always greedy fucking assholes and I just didn't see it. Then again, maybe times are very hard for them so they feel compelled to engage in devious, underhanded behavior. Do they feel society is so corrupt that their own transgressions just don't matter? That it's acceptable to treat others in a completely illicit manner because everybody else does?
I'll share something else here because I don't think that she will mind. A friend of mine told me last month that she became horribly depressed when she saw a clip of a football game on the news. The coach of one of the teams was on the field and speaking on the phone while covering his mouth. She wondered aloud why he would do that and was informed that coaches often do that during a game so that no one on the opposing team can read their lips and discover what the next plays are. It seems like a minor thing but it upset my friend because she too has had to deal with a LOT of crap recently and was starting to feel almost foolish for still trying to be a moral person. Sometimes it certainly seems like no one else is. The clip of the football game was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
Today is a much better day for me now that I've been inspired by the sentiments in both the Playhouse and the Tanya Scorpion Girl group. I hope someone else's afternoon will be just a little brighter too.
-- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,
I received the following in my e-mail this morning. It was an e-mail originally sent to the terrific and entertaining Tanya Scorpion Girl Yahoo group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Scorpion-Girl/). I believe it was in response to my Dr. Laura post of Jan. 15. Then again, maybe it wasn't. In any case it arrived in an e-mail from the group that also included the Dr. Laura post.
--- Duke of Deception wrote:
Just goes to show how religion is just a way leaders
and people with hidden agendas to use divinity to
control the actions of weak minded people. What ever
happened to the golden rule?
"Treat others as you would have them treat you"
As long as you live by that creed it doesn't matter
where your faith lies.
I think it became "He who has the gold, makes the
rules!" --
I am in total agreement with the Duke of Deception regarding his sentiments. I will say though that, although I am not an adherent to any form of it, organized religion has probably brought inspiration, hope, and comfort into many people's lives so I don't want to totally blast it. Those are the people, incidentally, who use religion to genuinely attempt to better themselves and their world. The ones who bug me are the hypocrites who spout religious ideology and then treat others with no consideration or respect whatsoever.
-- XXOO Tanya
I received the following in my e-mail this morning. It was an e-mail originally sent to the terrific and entertaining Tanya Scorpion Girl Yahoo group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Scorpion-Girl/). I believe it was in response to my Dr. Laura post of Jan. 15. Then again, maybe it wasn't. In any case it arrived in an e-mail from the group that also included the Dr. Laura post.
--- Duke of Deception wrote:
Just goes to show how religion is just a way leaders
and people with hidden agendas to use divinity to
control the actions of weak minded people. What ever
happened to the golden rule?
"Treat others as you would have them treat you"
As long as you live by that creed it doesn't matter
where your faith lies.
I think it became "He who has the gold, makes the
rules!" --
I am in total agreement with the Duke of Deception regarding his sentiments. I will say though that, although I am not an adherent to any form of it, organized religion has probably brought inspiration, hope, and comfort into many people's lives so I don't want to totally blast it. Those are the people, incidentally, who use religion to genuinely attempt to better themselves and their world. The ones who bug me are the hypocrites who spout religious ideology and then treat others with no consideration or respect whatsoever.
-- XXOO Tanya
Good evening,
I just unloaded a bit of my angst on the Playhouse bulletin board a few minutes ago. It was very therapeutic. Today's photo update was very therapeutic as well. Taylor St. Claire and I met at her place a few months ago to iron out our differences. Who was the victor? Well, you'll have to enter the Playhouse to find that out.................
A new auction has started on estarbids.com. You will find the link under January 15 in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On the auction block are two former Photos of the Day (POTDs) from here at tanyadanielle.com. POTD #1 is "Sheer Body Suit" which appeared here on 9/7/03. It is the photo displayed in the auction listing. POTD #2 is from 9/19/03 and was aptly entitled "Hollywood Blvd. Exposure." My friend Steve and I had gone to Hollywood Boulevard at some point in 1999, I believe, and taken naughty flashing pictures. At some moment a few ornery young men had encountered us and been a bit too fascinated. Steve said: "Come on, guys.....that's my sister. You're making her uncomfortable." It was very funny, but you would have had to have been there to see their expressions.
Both photos are absolutely one-of-a-kind. I only developed one roll of film with these as I never really thought I would use them for anything. They are archived in my Photo of the Day page here and signed on the back with my name and the date of their POTD appearance. Happy bidding!!
-- XXOO Tanya
I just unloaded a bit of my angst on the Playhouse bulletin board a few minutes ago. It was very therapeutic. Today's photo update was very therapeutic as well. Taylor St. Claire and I met at her place a few months ago to iron out our differences. Who was the victor? Well, you'll have to enter the Playhouse to find that out.................
A new auction has started on estarbids.com. You will find the link under January 15 in the "What's New" box to your right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On the auction block are two former Photos of the Day (POTDs) from here at tanyadanielle.com. POTD #1 is "Sheer Body Suit" which appeared here on 9/7/03. It is the photo displayed in the auction listing. POTD #2 is from 9/19/03 and was aptly entitled "Hollywood Blvd. Exposure." My friend Steve and I had gone to Hollywood Boulevard at some point in 1999, I believe, and taken naughty flashing pictures. At some moment a few ornery young men had encountered us and been a bit too fascinated. Steve said: "Come on, guys.....that's my sister. You're making her uncomfortable." It was very funny, but you would have had to have been there to see their expressions.
Both photos are absolutely one-of-a-kind. I only developed one roll of film with these as I never really thought I would use them for anything. They are archived in my Photo of the Day page here and signed on the back with my name and the date of their POTD appearance. Happy bidding!!
-- XXOO Tanya
Thursday, January 15, 2004
Drug smuggler rumbled by call of nature
2 hours, 27 minutes ago
BERLIN (Reuters) - The untimely bowel movements of a man arrested with marijuana at an airport yielded German crime fighters an unexpected haul of 54 condoms containing cocaine, authorities say.
"It's pretty silly to get caught carrying hard drugs because you've got a tiny amount of marijuana on you," said a spokeswoman for prison authorities in Berlin.
After police discovered the two grams of marijuana, a check revealed an outstanding international arrest warrant for the 51-year-old man for drug-related offences.
But they were unaware he was carrying a kilogram of cocaine, estimated at 120,000 euros.
"The man had the condoms in his stomach and after a certain period of time his bowels passed them out again. I don't know why he didn't flush them down the toilet, perhaps he needed to keep them," the spokeswoman said.
The man hid the excreted condoms in his clothes, where prison authorities later found them. ********************
Huh. That is pretty "silly." -- XXOO Tanya
2 hours, 27 minutes ago
BERLIN (Reuters) - The untimely bowel movements of a man arrested with marijuana at an airport yielded German crime fighters an unexpected haul of 54 condoms containing cocaine, authorities say.
"It's pretty silly to get caught carrying hard drugs because you've got a tiny amount of marijuana on you," said a spokeswoman for prison authorities in Berlin.
After police discovered the two grams of marijuana, a check revealed an outstanding international arrest warrant for the 51-year-old man for drug-related offences.
But they were unaware he was carrying a kilogram of cocaine, estimated at 120,000 euros.
"The man had the condoms in his stomach and after a certain period of time his bowels passed them out again. I don't know why he didn't flush them down the toilet, perhaps he needed to keep them," the spokeswoman said.
The man hid the excreted condoms in his clothes, where prison authorities later found them. ********************
Huh. That is pretty "silly." -- XXOO Tanya
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Man wants to sue for TV addiction
A MAN from Wisconsin wants to sue a cable television provider for
making him addicted to watching TV, a news report said today.
Timothy Dumouchel claimed cable TV was also to blame for his wife's
gaining more than 20 kilograms and his kids being "lazy channel
surfers", according to the The Reporter .
Dumouchel told the paper he would settle the suit for $US5,000
($6,505) dollars, or three computers and lifetime free internet
service.
Dumouchel said he tried to cancel his cable service four years ago
but the connection remained intact.
-- XXOO Tanya
A MAN from Wisconsin wants to sue a cable television provider for
making him addicted to watching TV, a news report said today.
Timothy Dumouchel claimed cable TV was also to blame for his wife's
gaining more than 20 kilograms and his kids being "lazy channel
surfers", according to the The Reporter .
Dumouchel told the paper he would settle the suit for $US5,000
($6,505) dollars, or three computers and lifetime free internet
service.
Dumouchel said he tried to cancel his cable service four years ago
but the connection remained intact.
-- XXOO Tanya
Monday, January 05, 2004
Saturday, January 03, 2004
Friday, January 02, 2004
Good evening,
I hope everyone had a nice New Year's holiday. I did nothing on New Year's Eve, but went to my favorite bar in Hermosa Beach on New Year's Day. They had more of a crowd than they expected. This is a place that is known locally for discriminatory business practices. If you are under 60 the staff does not want you there. I've written about this place on the Playhouse Bulletin Board. The bar is phenomenal. It is located on what would easily qualify as the most expensive beachfront parcel in the city. The owner is by all accounts a grumpy old codger who refuses to sell the place or turn it into a trendy establishment. One of my roommates was thrown out of there a few years ago because the ancient bartender refused to accept his US passport as valid ID. This bar hearkens back to the time when Hermosa Beach was a rundown beach city. The same staff who worked there in the 1940's still works there now. My roommates and I have gone there for enough years that now we are allowed to hang with the geriatric set because we have proven that we are not too young and punkish. We appreciate the beauty of the place.
It was the perfect venue at which to spend the first day of the new year. Happy New Year to all!!! -- XXOO Tanya
I hope everyone had a nice New Year's holiday. I did nothing on New Year's Eve, but went to my favorite bar in Hermosa Beach on New Year's Day. They had more of a crowd than they expected. This is a place that is known locally for discriminatory business practices. If you are under 60 the staff does not want you there. I've written about this place on the Playhouse Bulletin Board. The bar is phenomenal. It is located on what would easily qualify as the most expensive beachfront parcel in the city. The owner is by all accounts a grumpy old codger who refuses to sell the place or turn it into a trendy establishment. One of my roommates was thrown out of there a few years ago because the ancient bartender refused to accept his US passport as valid ID. This bar hearkens back to the time when Hermosa Beach was a rundown beach city. The same staff who worked there in the 1940's still works there now. My roommates and I have gone there for enough years that now we are allowed to hang with the geriatric set because we have proven that we are not too young and punkish. We appreciate the beauty of the place.
It was the perfect venue at which to spend the first day of the new year. Happy New Year to all!!! -- XXOO Tanya
Thursday, January 01, 2004
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Thursday, December 18, 2003
Hello,
This was forwarded to me today by my good friend Rayne. I know it is well-intentioned on her part, but I'm not sure if it has its base in some type of urban myth or not. Here it is:
PLEASE READ...Warning to all women
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Hi all-thought this was worthy of passing along. This was sent to my wife, by a close friend. The last comments are from her.
This is something that happened to Ryan and me on the way back from Texas last spring. I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were a little suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100 degrees temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. When I was leaving a young girl followed me out and asked what kind of cologne I was wearing, and if I wished to sample some low-priced colognes that she was selling. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating. I don't think you could tell I was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and said no thanks. So this does happen.
To all my female friends-
It was about 3 weeks ago, I was at the shell station in Auburn getting gas. I was about 11:30pm. I was approached by 2 men and 2 women in a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do you wear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He said 'We are selling some name brand perfumes, at cheap prices.' I said I had no money. He then reached out of the car and handed me paper that was laminated; it had many perfumes on it. I looked quickly at it and gave it back. I said, I have no money. He said it is OK, we take check, cash, or credit cards. Then the people in the car began to laugh. I just got in my car and said no thanks. Then I received this e-mail yesterday, and it sent chills up my spine.
Please read this It is not joke.
Here is the e-mail I was sent-
Dear Friends,
I know not all of you are women that I am sending this to, but am hoping you will share this with your wives, daughters, mother, sisters, etc.
Our world seems to be getting crazier by the day. Pipes bombs in mailboxes and sickos in parking lots with perfume. Be careful. I was approached yesterday afternoon around 3:30 pm in the Wal-Mart parking lot at University Drive in Des Moines, by two males asking what kind of perfume I was warning. Then they asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous scent they were willing to sell me at a very reasonable rate. I probably would have agreed had I not received an email some weeks ago warning of a 'Wanna smell this neat perfume?' scam. The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, pointing at them, and told her about how I was sent a e-mail at work, about someone walking up to you at the malls or in parking lots, and asking you to SNIFF PERFUME that they are selling at a cheap price.
THIS IS NOT PERFUME...IT IS ETHER! When you sniff it, you'll pass out. And they'll take your wallet, your valuables, and heaven knows what else. If it were not for this e-mail, I probably would have sniffed the 'perfume.' But thanks to the generosity of an emailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me.
I wanted to do the same for you. PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS, AND PLEASE BE ALERT, AND BE AWARE. IF YOU ARE A MAN AND RECEIVE THIS, PASS IT ON TO YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS.
Ladies this happened to me yesterday and I didn't smell the perfume either, thanks to this email. This is true. Believe me, I know. I was over by Big Lots in the parking lot at lunch time when I was approached. So either day or night, it does not matter. There were 3 guys together when I was approached. I called the police when I got back to my desk. Like the email says above, LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS. YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, COWORKERS, who ever. It helped me. The first things that popped in my head was this e-mail warning.
--XXOO Tanya
This was forwarded to me today by my good friend Rayne. I know it is well-intentioned on her part, but I'm not sure if it has its base in some type of urban myth or not. Here it is:
PLEASE READ...Warning to all women
Â
Hi all-thought this was worthy of passing along. This was sent to my wife, by a close friend. The last comments are from her.
This is something that happened to Ryan and me on the way back from Texas last spring. I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were a little suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100 degrees temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. When I was leaving a young girl followed me out and asked what kind of cologne I was wearing, and if I wished to sample some low-priced colognes that she was selling. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating. I don't think you could tell I was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and said no thanks. So this does happen.
To all my female friends-
It was about 3 weeks ago, I was at the shell station in Auburn getting gas. I was about 11:30pm. I was approached by 2 men and 2 women in a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do you wear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He said 'We are selling some name brand perfumes, at cheap prices.' I said I had no money. He then reached out of the car and handed me paper that was laminated; it had many perfumes on it. I looked quickly at it and gave it back. I said, I have no money. He said it is OK, we take check, cash, or credit cards. Then the people in the car began to laugh. I just got in my car and said no thanks. Then I received this e-mail yesterday, and it sent chills up my spine.
Please read this It is not joke.
Here is the e-mail I was sent-
Dear Friends,
I know not all of you are women that I am sending this to, but am hoping you will share this with your wives, daughters, mother, sisters, etc.
Our world seems to be getting crazier by the day. Pipes bombs in mailboxes and sickos in parking lots with perfume. Be careful. I was approached yesterday afternoon around 3:30 pm in the Wal-Mart parking lot at University Drive in Des Moines, by two males asking what kind of perfume I was warning. Then they asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous scent they were willing to sell me at a very reasonable rate. I probably would have agreed had I not received an email some weeks ago warning of a 'Wanna smell this neat perfume?' scam. The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, pointing at them, and told her about how I was sent a e-mail at work, about someone walking up to you at the malls or in parking lots, and asking you to SNIFF PERFUME that they are selling at a cheap price.
THIS IS NOT PERFUME...IT IS ETHER! When you sniff it, you'll pass out. And they'll take your wallet, your valuables, and heaven knows what else. If it were not for this e-mail, I probably would have sniffed the 'perfume.' But thanks to the generosity of an emailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me.
I wanted to do the same for you. PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS, AND PLEASE BE ALERT, AND BE AWARE. IF YOU ARE A MAN AND RECEIVE THIS, PASS IT ON TO YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS.
Ladies this happened to me yesterday and I didn't smell the perfume either, thanks to this email. This is true. Believe me, I know. I was over by Big Lots in the parking lot at lunch time when I was approached. So either day or night, it does not matter. There were 3 guys together when I was approached. I called the police when I got back to my desk. Like the email says above, LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS. YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, COWORKERS, who ever. It helped me. The first things that popped in my head was this e-mail warning.
--XXOO Tanya
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
INcredible...................................
Tue Dec 16,11:44 AM ET
By ANGELA K. BROWN, Associated Press Writer
CLEBURNE, Texas - Joanne Webb intended to spice up marriages and earn extra cash by selling erotic toys.
Instead, the former fifth-grade teacher and executive board member of the Burleson Chamber of Commerce faces criminal charges and embarrassment after a police sting.
"It's ludicrous to think that the government can step into our bedrooms," said Webb, who has been married 20 years and has three children.
Webb was one of 3,000 consultants for Passion Parties, a San Francisco-based company whose representatives set up Tupperware-type parties for women who feel more comfortable buying marital aids in a private home than at an adult bookstore or on the Internet.
"We're doing a wonderful service, and we're not doing anything wrong," company President Pat Davis said.
A consultant since June and the first Passion Parties' consultant charged with obscenity in the company's 10-year history, Webb was charged with a misdemeanor under the state's obscenity law.
Adult stores sell sex toys around the law by posting signs that say "sold only as novelties." Webb didn't do that and faces up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine if convicted.
Her attorney, BeAnn Sisemore, planned to file a motion Tuesday to dismiss the case on grounds the law violates someone's right to own a sexual device, which is not illegal.
Webb has taken a leave of absence from the chamber of commerce until the case is settled. She declined to say Monday if she plans to keep hosting parties.
"These devices that I sell are marital aids, and I want to help couples stay together," Webb said.
Tue Dec 16,11:44 AM ET
By ANGELA K. BROWN, Associated Press Writer
CLEBURNE, Texas - Joanne Webb intended to spice up marriages and earn extra cash by selling erotic toys.
Instead, the former fifth-grade teacher and executive board member of the Burleson Chamber of Commerce faces criminal charges and embarrassment after a police sting.
"It's ludicrous to think that the government can step into our bedrooms," said Webb, who has been married 20 years and has three children.
Webb was one of 3,000 consultants for Passion Parties, a San Francisco-based company whose representatives set up Tupperware-type parties for women who feel more comfortable buying marital aids in a private home than at an adult bookstore or on the Internet.
"We're doing a wonderful service, and we're not doing anything wrong," company President Pat Davis said.
A consultant since June and the first Passion Parties' consultant charged with obscenity in the company's 10-year history, Webb was charged with a misdemeanor under the state's obscenity law.
Adult stores sell sex toys around the law by posting signs that say "sold only as novelties." Webb didn't do that and faces up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine if convicted.
Her attorney, BeAnn Sisemore, planned to file a motion Tuesday to dismiss the case on grounds the law violates someone's right to own a sexual device, which is not illegal.
Webb has taken a leave of absence from the chamber of commerce until the case is settled. She declined to say Monday if she plans to keep hosting parties.
"These devices that I sell are marital aids, and I want to help couples stay together," Webb said.
Monday, December 15, 2003
Sunday, December 07, 2003
My entry on the Playhouse bulletin board from 12/5/03 at 12:40 AM (EST) was not written at home on my computer. Rather, I was waiting for a friend to finish some work at an office in West Hollywood. The owner of the company graciously allowed me to use a computer there. Evidently another employee must have looked over my shoulder and seen that I was on my site. He was taken aback and went to go rat me out to his boss, the same man who had let me use the computer. The boss did not care at all, but the story made its way back to me.
I kept pestering my friend to tell me why the other employee had been so alarmed. Was he worried that I was doing work on the computer that could be traced back to their office? Did he think that women in the office would be offended? Did he actually think I was doing something illegal? By the way, this guy must have an awfully sharp eagle-eye to have even noticed me on the site at all, particularly since I confined myself to a bulletin board entry that was a mere few sentences. My friend was laughing too hard to give me a straight answer, and just said: "Some people are just offended by porno."
Now I could see the guy being offended if I had been sitting there perusing naked photos and masturbating, or even just sitting there perusing naked pictures, but I wasn't. There wasn't a single one on any of the pages I had visited. Was he just alarmed because I had visited an adult site inside their building? Doesn't he know that just about every guy who has a private office with a door on it jacks off to the Internet during his lunch hour?
I've been sitting here for the past two minutes looking at that last sentence to see if I want to modify it at all, but I don't. The "just about every guy who has a private office" part seems accurate to me, but perhaps the lunch hour reference doesn't take into account the varying habits of different men. If I was better on the computer though, I would post a copy of the graph that shows the hours of heaviest traffic on the site here. Most visitors who come here (pun intended) are from the US, and the hours of peak activity (pun intended) are what roughly correspond to the typical lunchtimes for most office workers. It's not just a small spike in the graph during the midday hours either, it is a large one that is consistent month after month.
Thinking about the whole subject this afternoon made me reflect on how so many people still consider porno to be "taboo." They do, but they don't. I think many of them pretend that they do, but they actually view adult material themselves. Not just by accident either. I can't count how many people have told me that they were just flipping through channels and happened to see me in a porno, or came across my site accidentally, or saw one of their friend's magazines in which I had a layout. It's particularly amusing because there is such a H-U-G-E volume of porno out there and I am in so little of it. I'm thinking that they must have been looking at a whole lot of porno before they ever saw me in anything. How else could these folks just inadvertantly stumble across something I was in? Why do they pretend otherwise? It's not as if I would think they were weird because they were masturbating. I'd think they were weird if they never did.
I don't actually believe that all or most people need porno to get themselves off, but I would certainly think that everyone with a normal sex drive masturbates at least on occasion. So when people deny looking at porno are they just embarrassed because they were looking at the material for purposes of sexual gratification? Do most of them find masturbation to be shameful?
I'm not sure of the answer to those questions, but it was not too long ago that Joycelyn Elders was fired from her position as Surgeon General for advocating masturbation. That was a very, very sad event, and I am not at all kidding. What a pathetic commentary on the charades and pretenses of our society.
Porno certainly does lead to a lot of jacking off, which I find healthy. Other people condemn it for that same reason. I remember watching a Montell Williams show a number of years ago where models were defending their decisions to pose nude. One of the other guests on the show was part of some anti-pornography crusade. Now, here was a guy who really needed to get a life. At some point he addressed one of the models in a very loud, accusatory tone saying:
"Do you KNOW what men do when they read these magazines?" -(dramatic pause)- "They M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!"
I smile at the memory, but at the same time I see how unhealthy his mentality was. Of this one fact I am utterly convinced: the men who denounce pornography the loudest always, without exception, beat off to it. They would not have that compelling need to decry it otherwise. They are endlessly fascinated by women who are comfortable with their sexuality and confident about their bodies. Unfortunately they are scared to death of these women and seek to scorn or vilify them. I'm referring mostly to the behavior of men here because men by far look at more adult material than women. I think what you always hear about men being more aroused by visual stimuli is very true indeed. For instance, I REALLY like fantasizing about different cocks, but I don't buy magazines or join websites to look at them. It's not that I'd be embarrassed, it's just that I don't really desire to have those visual images literally in front of me when I want to make myself cum.
This has been kind of a meandering blog. I'm not saying that the office guy who saw me typing on my site is a prudish hypocrite, sexually repressed, nor am I making any judgements about him. I just mentioned him here because that office incident led me to contemplating yet again why people act so offended by the mere mention or existence of porno. I'll reiterate too that I wasn't looking at any naked photos or lingering on my site in those moments so it was very surprising that he even noticed that something was awry in his environment there. Also, it was late at night after normal business hours, and I was sitting alone in a hallway that had virtually no foot traffic. Much as I espouse the merits of porno, I never would inflict it on some one who doesn't want to see it.
In a perfect world those people who wanted to indulge themselves in masturbation material would do so, and those who didn't want to see it would just not look at it. It should be just that simple. No one will force you to watch an adult video or make you buy a subscription to a nudie magazine, and sexually explicit products are usually very clearly labelled. If you don't want to look at porno, then don't look at it. Just don't tell me not to.
-- XXOO Tanya
I kept pestering my friend to tell me why the other employee had been so alarmed. Was he worried that I was doing work on the computer that could be traced back to their office? Did he think that women in the office would be offended? Did he actually think I was doing something illegal? By the way, this guy must have an awfully sharp eagle-eye to have even noticed me on the site at all, particularly since I confined myself to a bulletin board entry that was a mere few sentences. My friend was laughing too hard to give me a straight answer, and just said: "Some people are just offended by porno."
Now I could see the guy being offended if I had been sitting there perusing naked photos and masturbating, or even just sitting there perusing naked pictures, but I wasn't. There wasn't a single one on any of the pages I had visited. Was he just alarmed because I had visited an adult site inside their building? Doesn't he know that just about every guy who has a private office with a door on it jacks off to the Internet during his lunch hour?
I've been sitting here for the past two minutes looking at that last sentence to see if I want to modify it at all, but I don't. The "just about every guy who has a private office" part seems accurate to me, but perhaps the lunch hour reference doesn't take into account the varying habits of different men. If I was better on the computer though, I would post a copy of the graph that shows the hours of heaviest traffic on the site here. Most visitors who come here (pun intended) are from the US, and the hours of peak activity (pun intended) are what roughly correspond to the typical lunchtimes for most office workers. It's not just a small spike in the graph during the midday hours either, it is a large one that is consistent month after month.
Thinking about the whole subject this afternoon made me reflect on how so many people still consider porno to be "taboo." They do, but they don't. I think many of them pretend that they do, but they actually view adult material themselves. Not just by accident either. I can't count how many people have told me that they were just flipping through channels and happened to see me in a porno, or came across my site accidentally, or saw one of their friend's magazines in which I had a layout. It's particularly amusing because there is such a H-U-G-E volume of porno out there and I am in so little of it. I'm thinking that they must have been looking at a whole lot of porno before they ever saw me in anything. How else could these folks just inadvertantly stumble across something I was in? Why do they pretend otherwise? It's not as if I would think they were weird because they were masturbating. I'd think they were weird if they never did.
I don't actually believe that all or most people need porno to get themselves off, but I would certainly think that everyone with a normal sex drive masturbates at least on occasion. So when people deny looking at porno are they just embarrassed because they were looking at the material for purposes of sexual gratification? Do most of them find masturbation to be shameful?
I'm not sure of the answer to those questions, but it was not too long ago that Joycelyn Elders was fired from her position as Surgeon General for advocating masturbation. That was a very, very sad event, and I am not at all kidding. What a pathetic commentary on the charades and pretenses of our society.
Porno certainly does lead to a lot of jacking off, which I find healthy. Other people condemn it for that same reason. I remember watching a Montell Williams show a number of years ago where models were defending their decisions to pose nude. One of the other guests on the show was part of some anti-pornography crusade. Now, here was a guy who really needed to get a life. At some point he addressed one of the models in a very loud, accusatory tone saying:
"Do you KNOW what men do when they read these magazines?" -(dramatic pause)- "They M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!"
I smile at the memory, but at the same time I see how unhealthy his mentality was. Of this one fact I am utterly convinced: the men who denounce pornography the loudest always, without exception, beat off to it. They would not have that compelling need to decry it otherwise. They are endlessly fascinated by women who are comfortable with their sexuality and confident about their bodies. Unfortunately they are scared to death of these women and seek to scorn or vilify them. I'm referring mostly to the behavior of men here because men by far look at more adult material than women. I think what you always hear about men being more aroused by visual stimuli is very true indeed. For instance, I REALLY like fantasizing about different cocks, but I don't buy magazines or join websites to look at them. It's not that I'd be embarrassed, it's just that I don't really desire to have those visual images literally in front of me when I want to make myself cum.
This has been kind of a meandering blog. I'm not saying that the office guy who saw me typing on my site is a prudish hypocrite, sexually repressed, nor am I making any judgements about him. I just mentioned him here because that office incident led me to contemplating yet again why people act so offended by the mere mention or existence of porno. I'll reiterate too that I wasn't looking at any naked photos or lingering on my site in those moments so it was very surprising that he even noticed that something was awry in his environment there. Also, it was late at night after normal business hours, and I was sitting alone in a hallway that had virtually no foot traffic. Much as I espouse the merits of porno, I never would inflict it on some one who doesn't want to see it.
In a perfect world those people who wanted to indulge themselves in masturbation material would do so, and those who didn't want to see it would just not look at it. It should be just that simple. No one will force you to watch an adult video or make you buy a subscription to a nudie magazine, and sexually explicit products are usually very clearly labelled. If you don't want to look at porno, then don't look at it. Just don't tell me not to.
-- XXOO Tanya
Friday, December 05, 2003
No Doubt, This Is a Male
2 hours, 49 minutes ago
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A fossil crustacean whose scientific name is "swimmer with a large penis" is the earliest clear example of a male animal, British researchers reported.
The 425 million-year-old ancestor of modern water fleas, found in rocks in Britain, is unusually well-preserved, allowing scientists to see it had gills and an advanced circulatory system.
It shows that ostracodes -- extremely common water-dwelling creatures -- have evolved little in hundreds of millions of years, said David Siveter of the University of Leicester.
He and colleagues named it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "swimmer with a large penis."
Siveter, in a telephone interview, said the 0.2-inch creature probably lived on marine shelves, about 500 to 650 feet deep.
"This crustacean clearly could swim," said Siveter.
And there was another striking feature, he added.
"It is certainly the oldest penis in the world, that's for certain."
He said fossils as old as 520 million years show dimorphism -- differences in anatomy seen between males and females. But there has been contention over which examples may be female and which male.
"In this case we clearly have a male," he said.
The fossil, preserved in volcanic ash, is so intact that the gut and even the anus can be clearly seen.
2 hours, 49 minutes ago
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A fossil crustacean whose scientific name is "swimmer with a large penis" is the earliest clear example of a male animal, British researchers reported.
The 425 million-year-old ancestor of modern water fleas, found in rocks in Britain, is unusually well-preserved, allowing scientists to see it had gills and an advanced circulatory system.
It shows that ostracodes -- extremely common water-dwelling creatures -- have evolved little in hundreds of millions of years, said David Siveter of the University of Leicester.
He and colleagues named it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "swimmer with a large penis."
Siveter, in a telephone interview, said the 0.2-inch creature probably lived on marine shelves, about 500 to 650 feet deep.
"This crustacean clearly could swim," said Siveter.
And there was another striking feature, he added.
"It is certainly the oldest penis in the world, that's for certain."
He said fossils as old as 520 million years show dimorphism -- differences in anatomy seen between males and females. But there has been contention over which examples may be female and which male.
"In this case we clearly have a male," he said.
The fossil, preserved in volcanic ash, is so intact that the gut and even the anus can be clearly seen.
Thursday, December 04, 2003
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Monday, December 01, 2003
Jailed for Office Gunplay, Man Wants Job Back
Mon Dec 1, 9:15 AM ET
TORONTO (Reuters) - Fired for walking into his office drunk, toting a loaded, sawed-off shotgun and saying he was looking for his bosses, a Canadian man wants his union to help him get his job back.
The incident last April stunned the man's co-workers at the city of Moncton, New Brunswick, where he had worked for 18 years as a tree pruner.
In court last week, George Pavlovsky, 44, was convicted of weapons-related offenses, but was acquitted of attempted murder. He is serving a two-year prison sentence.
Pavlovsky was reported to have been angry about being passed over for a promotion. He was arrested about 15 minutes after the incident began. His bosses away at the time and no one was injured.
The city of Moncton dismissed him, but a week later Pavlovsky went to his union to protest the firing and members agreed the union should help him try to get his job back once he finishes his prison term.
Steven MacKinnon, spokesman for the city of Moncton, said he was stunned that Pavlovsky would challenge his firing and said many of his co-workers are shaken by the thought of Pavlovsky returning to work.
"We're going to contest this vigorously," he said.
Mon Dec 1, 9:15 AM ET
TORONTO (Reuters) - Fired for walking into his office drunk, toting a loaded, sawed-off shotgun and saying he was looking for his bosses, a Canadian man wants his union to help him get his job back.
The incident last April stunned the man's co-workers at the city of Moncton, New Brunswick, where he had worked for 18 years as a tree pruner.
In court last week, George Pavlovsky, 44, was convicted of weapons-related offenses, but was acquitted of attempted murder. He is serving a two-year prison sentence.
Pavlovsky was reported to have been angry about being passed over for a promotion. He was arrested about 15 minutes after the incident began. His bosses away at the time and no one was injured.
The city of Moncton dismissed him, but a week later Pavlovsky went to his union to protest the firing and members agreed the union should help him try to get his job back once he finishes his prison term.
Steven MacKinnon, spokesman for the city of Moncton, said he was stunned that Pavlovsky would challenge his firing and said many of his co-workers are shaken by the thought of Pavlovsky returning to work.
"We're going to contest this vigorously," he said.
Sunday, November 30, 2003
Hi again,
Featured in today's Photo of the Day are myself and Joanne, the terrific webmaster here at tanyadanielle.com. After much urging from Playhouse members she has come out of hiding and revealed her identity!!
The photo was taken at the Adultcon convention here in L.A. last Sunday. (That's why there is a sign behind us that says "Glow Cocks"- hehe!)
Have a great weekend-- XXOO Tanya
Featured in today's Photo of the Day are myself and Joanne, the terrific webmaster here at tanyadanielle.com. After much urging from Playhouse members she has come out of hiding and revealed her identity!!
The photo was taken at the Adultcon convention here in L.A. last Sunday. (That's why there is a sign behind us that says "Glow Cocks"- hehe!)
Have a great weekend-- XXOO Tanya
Saturday, November 29, 2003
Good morning,
I hope everyone is enjoying the new leopard-themed photoset in the Playhouse- just added yesterday!
There are only a few hours left in the auction of my BLACK STILETTO SHOES. Please click on the link to the right in the "What's New" box to place a last-minute bid>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have a great Saturday! -- XXOO Tanya
I hope everyone is enjoying the new leopard-themed photoset in the Playhouse- just added yesterday!
There are only a few hours left in the auction of my BLACK STILETTO SHOES. Please click on the link to the right in the "What's New" box to place a last-minute bid>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have a great Saturday! -- XXOO Tanya
Friday, November 28, 2003
Thursday, November 27, 2003
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
Hello,
I received this in my e-mail this morning and thought I would share it. It is a tribute to all our veterans, and also to our many troops who are stationed in the Middle East and will hopefully be returning home soon. My prayers are with all of you.
It is the VETERAN, not the preacher,
who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the VETERAN, not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the VETERAN, not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer,
who has given us freedom to assemble.
It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the VETERAN, not the politician,
Who has given us the right to vote.
-- XXOO Tanya
I received this in my e-mail this morning and thought I would share it. It is a tribute to all our veterans, and also to our many troops who are stationed in the Middle East and will hopefully be returning home soon. My prayers are with all of you.
It is the VETERAN, not the preacher,
who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the VETERAN, not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the VETERAN, not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer,
who has given us freedom to assemble.
It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the VETERAN, not the politician,
Who has given us the right to vote.
-- XXOO Tanya
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Hello,
Yesterday's and today's Photos of the Day were shot at the Adultcon convention this past Sunday. I had a great time other than a few minutes that were ruined by some stupid asshole. (See Playhouse bulletin board for details.) Thanks so much to those of you who stopped by to say hello!!
Three auctions are still currently underway. There are 2 pairs of my high-heeled shoes, and 3 original, signed, and one-of-a-kind former Photos of the Day still on the auction block. Please scroll down to November 19 in the "What's New" box to the right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have a great day, and please take a moment to say a prayer for our brave soldiers who are stationed in the Middle East.
--XXOO Tanya
Yesterday's and today's Photos of the Day were shot at the Adultcon convention this past Sunday. I had a great time other than a few minutes that were ruined by some stupid asshole. (See Playhouse bulletin board for details.) Thanks so much to those of you who stopped by to say hello!!
Three auctions are still currently underway. There are 2 pairs of my high-heeled shoes, and 3 original, signed, and one-of-a-kind former Photos of the Day still on the auction block. Please scroll down to November 19 in the "What's New" box to the right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have a great day, and please take a moment to say a prayer for our brave soldiers who are stationed in the Middle East.
--XXOO Tanya
Sunday, November 23, 2003
Saturday, November 22, 2003
Good morning,
There's about 1 hour left on the CANDID AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS auction! Please go to the "What's New" box to the right and scroll down to November 19th. There are 4 links there for current auctions, and the CANDID AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS will be going soon!!!
Today's Photo of the Day was taken at the Erotica LA convention this past June. Speaking of conventions...............please come say hello to me at the Xoticempire.com booth at the Adultcon convention in Los Angeles tomorrow! I'll be there from 2-7 PM. I really hope to see you there --XXOO Tanya
There's about 1 hour left on the CANDID AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS auction! Please go to the "What's New" box to the right and scroll down to November 19th. There are 4 links there for current auctions, and the CANDID AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS will be going soon!!!
Today's Photo of the Day was taken at the Erotica LA convention this past June. Speaking of conventions...............please come say hello to me at the Xoticempire.com booth at the Adultcon convention in Los Angeles tomorrow! I'll be there from 2-7 PM. I really hope to see you there --XXOO Tanya
Friday, November 21, 2003
Thursday, November 20, 2003
Hello,
Thanks to everyone who has been participating in all the new auctions!! For those of you who have not seen them please click on the links contained to the right in the "What's New" column. All are currently still active, but some will be ending soon.............
As always, a million kisses and hugs to our soldiers who are stationed in the Mideast. My prayers go out to you and your families. Good night from L.A.-- XXOO Tanya
Thanks to everyone who has been participating in all the new auctions!! For those of you who have not seen them please click on the links contained to the right in the "What's New" column. All are currently still active, but some will be ending soon.............
As always, a million kisses and hugs to our soldiers who are stationed in the Mideast. My prayers go out to you and your families. Good night from L.A.-- XXOO Tanya
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
Hi again,
In my idiocy I posted a link for the wrong auction in my last blog. THAT link led to the completed auction for the former Photos of the Day of 9/01/03 ("Shine"), and 9/08/03 ("Glitter"). The NEW auction is at the following link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3254237752&category=14890
This current one does feature the Photos of the Day for 9/17/03 ("leopard bikini"), and 9/20/03 ("trade show"). Happy bidding!!! -- XXOO Tanya
In my idiocy I posted a link for the wrong auction in my last blog. THAT link led to the completed auction for the former Photos of the Day of 9/01/03 ("Shine"), and 9/08/03 ("Glitter"). The NEW auction is at the following link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3254237752&category=14890
This current one does feature the Photos of the Day for 9/17/03 ("leopard bikini"), and 9/20/03 ("trade show"). Happy bidding!!! -- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,
I have a new auction on ebay! Please copy and paste the following link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3253910145&category=1
Those of you with eagle eyes will recognize the former Photos of the Day from 9/17/03 ("leopard bikini"), and 9/20/03 ("trade show"). Yes, they are on the auction block, as will be the rest of the Photo of the Day collection. Many of them will not be auctioned off on ebay due to the sometimes naked content, but I will keep you apprised as to which auction site they are appearing on.
One of the best aspects of the current and future auctions is that my friends at Toyzz.com will be handling all the shipping. My inability to mail things in a timely fashion is a point of embarrassment to me. Rather than deal with that problem directly I have opted to let someone else do the packaging and shipping. Toyzz.com's customer approval rating on ebay will attest to their efficiency, so please bid with confidence!!!
Have a great day-- XXOO Tanya
I have a new auction on ebay! Please copy and paste the following link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3253910145&category=1
Those of you with eagle eyes will recognize the former Photos of the Day from 9/17/03 ("leopard bikini"), and 9/20/03 ("trade show"). Yes, they are on the auction block, as will be the rest of the Photo of the Day collection. Many of them will not be auctioned off on ebay due to the sometimes naked content, but I will keep you apprised as to which auction site they are appearing on.
One of the best aspects of the current and future auctions is that my friends at Toyzz.com will be handling all the shipping. My inability to mail things in a timely fashion is a point of embarrassment to me. Rather than deal with that problem directly I have opted to let someone else do the packaging and shipping. Toyzz.com's customer approval rating on ebay will attest to their efficiency, so please bid with confidence!!!
Have a great day-- XXOO Tanya
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