Saturday, August 13, 2005


Hello,

I have a number of ongoing new auctions. Among them is a rare issue of Gallery magazine from the 1990's. That's me on the cover with dark hair. Nevermind the bouffant hairdo.. the layout inside the magazine is much better. I'm the centerfold in this issue and my hair is not pinned up in the strange beehive 'do for most of the shots. The cover shot was an odd choice by the editor because there was much better stuff to pick from.

Pornstar Stacy Valentine is also in this issue as one of the newly discovered "Girls Next Door." She looks very young and cute. You can find this and my other auctions by clicking on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page.


-- XXOO Tanya




-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, August 12, 2005


Good evening,

Who is this gentleman? Clearly he has been caught in a compromising position. Is he an unsuspecting family man who had too much to drink during an executive retreat? Is he a hapless CIA man who has been seduced by a foreign agent?

Why, no. It's the champion of Everyman! David Christopher AKA "Pussyman" has starred in innumerable XXX flicks since the 1970's. He's here to live out your every fantasy in graphic form. This week he's in the Playhouse banging ultra-busty Ashley Evans and gorgeous 36DD legend Carolyn Monroe. You don't want to miss this scorching XXX video!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, August 11, 2005



Good afternoon,

It seems that Marilyn's boyfriend caught her behaving inappropiately with another man at the party. That was really no excuse for him to strip her naked and chain her to the bannister of a staircase leading down to the wine cellar. All the other guests were still uptairs drinking and laughing and no one could hear poor Marilyn's plaintive cries for help.

Enter The Bondage Room in my Playhouse to see her in her unpleasant predicament..


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, August 06, 2005



Good afternoon,

Come visit me at
www.JackOffLand.com

My archive site www.JackOffLand.com is updated on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays with material that has been rotated out of the Playhouse here in months and years past.

Be sure to stop by!


-- XXOO Tanya

Wow! Look at those gigantic boobies!!

Seductress Fantasia is waiting for you in the Playhouse and she's all tied up in The Bondage Room..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, August 03, 2005



We're back!

We're back!


The server problems have been straightened out and we are back with a vengeance.


Again, I want to extend a heartfelt thanks to all Playhouse members for your patience and understanding over the last 2 days. We encountered some technical problems while switching servers, but now the site is again running smoothly.

Welcome back :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, August 02, 2005


Hey..

What's Stuey Griffin doing here?

Hopefully he will provide a quick moment of comic relief to the Playhouse members who are locked out of the members' area right now. That includes me by the way.

We switched servers over the weekend and things have not gone smoothly. At this moment all members who joined via Verotel are able to enter the Playhouse, but we are in the process of rebuilding the password file for members who joined via CCBill. (I say "we" as if I'm doing anything other than wandering around my house and checking the computer every hour. That's the extent of my technical expertise.)

I very much appreciate all understanding and patience in this frustrating situation. The latest word is that all members should regain access tonight. Please accept my sincere apologies for this inconvenience.


- XXOO Tanya

Monday, August 01, 2005


Good evening,

Who are these three women? Well, that's my boob in the foreground and it is hovering in front of beautiful, busty blondes Allysin Chaynes and Carolyn Monroe. The photo was taken during the shooting of the XXX movie "Floss" that was directed by my friend, famed porn director Jim Holliday. Jim passed on last December.

A signed copy of the DVD version of "Floss" is up for grabs on my auction page. Please click on Merchandise in the toolbar at the top of this page to see all my current auction items.


- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 30, 2005


Good morning,

Yesterday I added a hot, hot, hot new gallery featuring gorgeous pornstars Brittany Skye and Alexis Malone (and their strap-on dildo) to the Playhouse. I know you are going to enjoy this one ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 29, 2005

Good afternoon,

How can it be determined if one is fit to wear the Everton jersey? You might assume that anyone has the constitution to be an Everton fan. Au contraire...

Months ago, during the pinnacle of the Everton season, 36DD Devon Michaels strode into my apartment wearing an Everton jersey of dubious origin, probably a knockoff. I was eager to get going to the lone Irish pub in our neighborhood that was broadcasting the game at 3AM that morning so I didn't bother asking any questions. Right before we were about to depart Devon said: "Rudi Voller and Didi Hamann are part of the Everton team, right?"

The unthinkable question hung in the air until I was overcome with the need to engage in acts of physical violence. You might be wondering what Everton represents and why the mere mention of Rudy Voller and Didi Hamann inflamed my senses. Go to Google and run all the pertinent names. Trust me, Devon's unfortunate query more than warranted a merciless beatdown. The graphic photos are available for your perusal in my Playhouse right now.


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 27, 2005


Hello,

I have a hot auction with just 2 days remaining. That's me on the cover of the September 2000 issue of Biker magazine. The sexy red top and shorts I'm wearing will go to the highest bidder, along with a signed copy of the Biker magazine itself. Click on Merchandise in the toolbar above to check out all my current auctions!



Happy bidding!


-- XXOO Tanya

Good afternoon,

Penthouse model Kira Eggers is an amazing, dark-haired Danish beauty. Yesterday I added a highly erotic bondage gallery of Kira struggling against her cuffs in sheer black pantyhose. Somehow her dress comes off and she manages to rip her pantyhose just enough to give you a great view of every part of her awesome body!


- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 25, 2005


Good afternoon,

Last week I got all dressed up in sexy black lingerie and
a new cocktail dress. Then I realized I had nowhere to go. After playing cassettes on my boombox for a while and staring at the cottage cheese ceiling in the livingroom I decided to get up off the teal sofa and take some photos. It would have been depressing if I couldn't show anyone my brand new stockings and garter belt :)

It's good to have a Playhouse where I can indulge my exhibitionistic streak. Check inside for today's new sexy black lingerie gallery!


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, July 24, 2005


A girl + a gun + a cigarette + a dildo = Debauchery

Not in a bad way though. Today's new huge 13-page gallery at
www.JackOffLand.com
features all the above for your enjoyment :)


Remember...www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 if you join at any point in the month of July. I update www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week -Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday- with archive material that has been rotated out of my Playhouse here. Join now before the July sale ends!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 23, 2005


Good afternoon,

Who's that gorgeous blonde with the giant rack?

It's Briana Banks, of course, and I just added this huge 10-page XXX photo gallery of her to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com

www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for just $6.95 all month long in July so it's a great time for you to come check out all the hot action there!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 22, 2005


Good evening,

Petite, beautiful pornstar Gauge is building her man up to a thundering climax in today's XXX video update to my Playhouse. You don't want to miss this..


-- XXOO Tanya
Good morning,

Beautiful Asian Kianna Dior couldn't decide if she wanted to fight or f*ck. One minute she was grabbing my boobs and giggling and the next minute she was telling me what a bad friend I was. After a short time I realized it was all just a clever ploy for her to seize the upper hand in a dirty apartment brawl. Clearly she wanted to kick my ass. Incredibly, this all stemmed from a dispute we had had at a strip club in Vancouver 5 years earlier. She claimed that I had "stolen" her customer. He used to always get dances with her and give her lots of money. Then he decided that he liked blondes. Was that really my fault? Kianna thought so and we had a grisly battle in my living room for female dominance. Hairpulling, choking, breast grabbing...you'll be amazed at the depths to which Kianna sank when you see the photos in my Playhouse!

Of course I had to stoop to her level- you can't negotiate with terrorists.


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Good afternoon,

Guess who I caught having sex on a secluded staircase last weekend? I was at a ritzy party in the Palisades and happened to notice gorgeous 36DD Taylor Wane and amazing raven-haired Mary Jane breaking away from the crowd.

Evidently they thought they were going to find some privacy from prying eyes. Little did they know their stairway tryst would be the featured event in my Playhouse for yesterday's update..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 20, 2005


Good afternoon,

Blonde, luscious Delilah has been bad. Very bad. She's such a naughty girl that she appears to be enjoying her punishment!

You can help Delilah relish her confinement by visiting The Bondage Room inside my Playhouse now..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 19, 2005


Good morning,

Yesterday I added a brand new set of photos to my Playhouse that show my undying support for Everton soccer. Here I am in Big Dunc's new #9 jersey ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 18, 2005


Good evening,

Fourth of July Special!
www.JackOffLand.com
is just $6.95 all month long!




There were 2 new updates for the weekend at www.JackOffLand.com

On Saturday the superheroine video saga featuring the battle of fair-haired Megababe and evil Satana (AKA Francesca Le) continued. (Why is it always the blondes who are fighting for the triumph of good over evil..?)

Sunday morning I added a "behind-the-scenes" gallery of me at a photo shoot. Please visit www.JackOffLand.com
to take a peek at the action behind the camera!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 16, 2005


Good morning,

Fourth of July Special!

Have I mentioned recently that my archive site www.JackOffLand.com
is on sale for the entire month of July? Membership is just $6.95 for your first month if you join anytime in the month of July.

www.JackOffLand.com
is updated 3 times a week on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays and is a permanent home for all the years of material that have been rotated out of my Playhouse here.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Hello,

Adorable pornstar Gauge is entertaining some male company this evening. By the looks of things she is an incredibly horny lady tonight!

Go inside my Playhouse to check out Friday's XXX video update featuring hot Gauge and her lucky date in action..


--XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 15, 2005

Good afternoon,
There's a new sheriff in town. Or is there? A busty brunette wearing a complete mockery of a police officer's uniform knocked on my door in the middle of the night last week looking for one of my neighbors. I sleepily informed her that she had the wrong address and gave her the correct one. I also remarked that the LAPD must really be hiring from the bottom of their applicant pool if their officers had to rely on the goodwill of civilians to lead them to criminal suspects. Then I glanced pointedly at her slutty uniform and asked her if she had been recruited right off the floor of a porn convention.

Evidently that was the wrong thing to say because she grabbed a fistful of my hair and began trying to brutalize me in my own home! A nasty, nasty battle ensued. Fortunately one of my neighbors had a camera. The whole episode was like Rodney King revisited!

Strangely, when I brought my photographic evidence into the police station the following day there was no record of any officer of her name and description known to be working for the LAPD. I invite you to view these violent photos in my Playhouse and see if you can help me identify this phony officer of the law!

She could be coming to your neighborhood next..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 13, 2005


Good evening,

How can any lady resist a worldly, sophisticated gentleman who likes to perform in pornographic films? I know I can't. Neither can 36DD blonde bombshell Taylor Wane. Check out today's gallery featuring Penthouse Pet Taylor and porn legend David Christopher (AKA Pussyman)!


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

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Good morning,

Busty 34D Ariana Martin loves being tied up. See how dripping wet she gets in today's huge bondage photo gallery that's just been added to my Playhouse!


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 11, 2005


Good morning,

Is it a good morning? In the past week our household chameleon Rusty passed on, my friend Jon had heart surgery, my roommate's Dad had brain surgery, and my cat Larry became ill. The pall of grave illness has been over our home.

However, I am resolute in saying that it is a good morning. Rusty is in Heaven hanging out on a tree branch, Jon is rallying after his surgery, my roommate's Dad is in stable condition, and Larry has remained his sweet self even after several tortorous days of pill-taking. I know how I'd react if someone was forcing something down my throat twice a day every day and I didn't know why, so I give Larry a tremendous amount of credit. Also, his antibiotics must be working as his condition seems much improved.

I mention all this because today seemed like a great day to put on a big pair of boots and stomp around in sheer panties just to express my defiant nature. Will this necessarily influence the hand of fate? No..but it made me feel a lot better!

Check out today's new gallery in the Playhouse to see my disposition improving tremendously as each photo is snapped :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, July 10, 2005


Good evening,

34C Jewell Marceau had an axe to grind with me for the gallery I posted last week of her being abused by 34D Zora Banx. So she tied me up and spanked me HARD!!

The full gallery is new today at
www.JackOffLand.com




4th of July Special:

www.JackOffLand.com
is just $6.95 all month long in July!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, July 09, 2005



Hello,

Today's update at my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
features yet another busty blonde. Lovely green-eyed 34D Bobbie Marie is pleasuring Barrett out in the garden and he's loving every second of it!

As you may know I have a 4th of July special going on all month long at
www.JackOffLand.com
so membership is just $6.95 for your first month if you join anytime in July. I update
www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week with material that has been rotated out of the Playhouse here and is not available anywhere else. Come check it out!


-- XXOO Tanya


Friday, July 08, 2005


36DD blonde vixen Taylor Wane loves that big cock!! Enjoy today's brand new Playhouse update of gorgeous Taylor doing what she loves most..


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, July 07, 2005



Jewell Marceau did not make the cheerleading squad so she never received an official set of pom-pons. I took a sadistic delight in parading around in my cheerleading apparel and thrusting my pom-pons in her face whenever possible. The truth was that I only decided to become a cheerleader because I had been cut from the soccer team. Yep, you could say that I understand a little something about being a frustrated loser. What kind of idiot wants to stand around on the sidelines cheering for a bunch of men or boys or whatever they are? I, for one, want to be on the playing field in the spotlight, not relegated to the periphery like every other applauding groupie.

Since I was reduced to being an athletic supporter (is that the same thing as a jockstrap?) I felt entitled to try and make everyone elses' life miserable too. I'm good at that. It was so simple to perform oral sex on the bull-dyke cheerleading coach and get her to deny Jewell a place on the squad. Jewell danced, cheered, and high-kicked with all her heart during the tryout. Hehehe....it was great.

Of course she eventually found out why she'd been denied her rightful spot on the squad, but by then the school year was just about over. Today's update to my Playhouse documents the conflict that occurred on that fateful day last month when she finally confronted me..




-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, July 06, 2005




Good afternoon,

As you may know I update my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week: Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Today's update features super-hot Francesca Le and me embroiled in the continuing saga of Satana vs. MegaBabe. It's another superheroine battle pitting the forces of good against evil..

I have a 4th of July special going on at
www.JackOffLand.com
right now. For the month of July full membership is available for the discounted rate of $6.95!!




-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

American girls look very American and Monica Sweetheart looks very European. I was reflecting upon that as I added a beautiful set of her to my Playhouse today. Monica is stunning in her hot pink bikini as she poses outdoors in the California sunlight. She truly is a natural beauty. This gallery is like a breath of fresh air, particularly as the pink bikini starts to disappear..

Enjoy!




-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 05, 2005



Good afternoon,

You will always find an abundance of beautiful busty blondes inside my Playhouse. This week is no exception, of course. Yesterday's update features gorgeous British pornstar Taylor Wane and her dazzling 36DDs. She and I are enjoying each other and doing our best to get you as hot and horny as possible in our sexy video.

Today I've added a 6-page gallery of incomparable platinum-haired Zora Banx tying up and teasing brunette minx Jewell Marceau. Zora has the most amazing set of natural 34Ds that I've ever seen in my life. Seriously. They are a work of art.

Zora is at her sadistic and sexy finest as she torments 34C Jewell to the brink of orgasm! Will she let her climax?? Cum inside the Playhouse to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 04, 2005



Happy 4th of July!!

As always, indescribable love and gratitude to the current and former members of our US military. It is you who have made our country great because without you we would not have the freedoom and liberties we enjoy here in the US.

Many kisses & hugs,

Tanya

Saturday, July 02, 2005


Good evening,

I have a 4th of July special at my archive site www.JackOffLand.com !

www.JackOffLand.com is the permanent home for all the archive material that is rotated out of my Playhouse here. For the entire month of July membership at www.JackOffLand.com is just $6.95 for the whole month!


Happy 4th of July to all- particularly to all current and former members of our US military!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 01, 2005


Good afternoon,

Today's new Playhouse update features stunning Australian pornstar Monica Mayhem entertaining her well-hung male companion outside on a beautiful summer day. 36C Monica looks astonishing as always, particularly in her black fishnet pantyhose and high heels.

Enjoy Monica and enjoy your Friday!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 30, 2005


Good evening,

34D Mercedes Ashley had a threesome with my boyfriend -make that ex boyfriend- and my gardener. She then mocked me by leaving photos from the lurid occasion attached to my refrigerator with magnets (see last Friday's update.)

I promptly challenged her to a sexfight and I've added continuing footage from that event to my Playhouse today..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, June 28, 2005


It's hard to take someone seriously when it's 2005 and that person is wearing a Pat Benatar-style leather jacket and skintight, camel-toed jeans. Unfortunately that was my downfall. Life experience has taught me not to predudge people on the basis of appearance, but Jewell Marceau looked like such an idiot in her 1980's get-up that I forgot. When I openned my door and saw her in her goofy clothing I burst out laughing and asked her if the Honky Tonk Man or Adrian Zmed was in the hallway behind her. Weren't they all popular around the same time?

Jewell managed to seize the upper hand while I was still overcome by laughter- I didn't even realize we were in a fight until she socked me in the face- but getting the upper hand and keeping the upper hand are two very different things in reality combat situations. You can check inside my Playhouse to see the continuation of this nasty battle since it was conveniently captured on videotape and I happened to use it for today's update..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 27, 2005


Good afternoon,

There is a new seduction/striptease video featuring lovely 36DD Taylor Wane with my 36DD self inside my Playhouse today. This should be right up your alley if you are partial to shameless, busty blondes who are total exhibitionists ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, June 26, 2005


Good afternoon,

Today's new addition to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com is a gallery of me stripping out of a neon pink bikini. It was shot in the backyard of the home of the owner of Steel Kittens. I had gone there that day for a wrestling shoot but the other model had failed to show up. Fortunately I managed to shoot a few galleries and videos for my site so the day was not a total waste.


www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week- Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Earlier this week we also added a H-U-G-E 10-page XXX gallery featuring 38DD pornstar Zoe pleasuring her lucky male companion.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, June 25, 2005


Good afternoon,

There is a battle of superheroine proportions going on at
www.JackOffLand.com ! The evil Satana (AKA Francesca Le) is again attempting to imperil the fair city and very life of fair-haired superheroine MegaBabe. (Holy Fake Titties, Batman!)

Check inside
www.JackOffLand.com now to watch Satana and MegaBabe popping out of their supersuits as the epic battle unfolds..

-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, June 24, 2005



34D Mercedes Ashley is a tough bitch. She's not someone who I'd necessarily want to encounter in a dark alley. Or in a boxing ring. Or on a wrestling mat. When Mercedes did something completely inexcusable I knew I had to devise a way to make her pay and to reclaim my own dignity. How best to do that without getting the shit kicked out of me? The solution was to challenge her to a sexfight.


Yep, fresh off the heels of a recent sexfight with 38DDD Holly Body I was forced to embark on another fierce battle to try and prove my erotic superiority. The deal with Mercedes was the same as the one with Holly: whoever made the other woman cum first would be the victor. Thursday's video update inside my Playhouse captures our heated battle.

You may wonder what Mercedes had done to arouse my ire. That leads me to the story surrounding today's new photo gallery. See those two well-hung dudes spraying their c*m all over her smug face?? Well, that's my ex-boyfriend AND my former gardener. Mercedes couldn't be content just to steal my man- she felt compelled to pull my household staff into her tawdry web as well.

That bitch was probably smiling all the way to the day spa after she left those photos on my refrigerator.

Step inside my Playhouse now to see us sexfighting for female dominance!!


- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, June 22, 2005


Good morning,

38DD Brooke is back in black. And white. Today's beautiful shower gallery is shot on black and white film and features stunning, busty Brooke who you have seen here several times before. Photos of Brooke are very rare because she is a dancer who has not done a lot of modelling.


Enjoy!

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, June 21, 2005


How did Pat Benatar get into my living room? Oh, wait, now I remember. That was actually Jewell Marceau in a black leather jacket and tight jeans after I ripped most of her hair out. The video is inside my Playhouse right now- it just took me a moment to realize what it was. If you like really nasty catfights then you will want to check it out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 20, 2005

Good afternoon,

There is a new gallery of me in my Playhouse today. It's impossible for me to write effusive commentary about myself, and I'm glad that I can't, but today's photos feature me stripping out of blue lingerie and getting horny :)

Have a nice Monday!

And don't forget to check out
www.RagingBikinis.com!


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Happy Father's Day to all who are fathers!


For those of you who are idle today there is a new entertainment option on the Net. It is not exactly a novel concept, but there is a new photo rating site in town. You can inflict a numerical "score" on various bikini models (including myself) who have posted photos there. There's also space to share commentary and witticisms about life and the said models. You can even post some photos yourself!

It's all in good fun and it's completely FREE at
www.RagingBikinis.com


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Just added on Friday:

An awesome new gallery featuring British blonde porn starlet Hannah Harper entertaining and satisfying 2 very well-endowed gentlemen! Wait..maybe it wasn't that gentlemanly of them to c*m right on her...

;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Good afternoon,

Rumor has it that unbelievable Lana Lotts is now a slim, raven-haired beauty. I have not seen her myself recently, but I do have a h-o-t new gallery of Lana that was taken when she was still a blonde bombshell! It was shot about a year ago, but I don't think it's been seen anywhere except on her own site.

Speaking of former blonde bombshells..Holly Body is in today's climactic new video that I just added to the Playhouse. Holly and I used to dance at the same club in L.A. before either of us ever did porn. At the time she was a blonde, but I believe a photographer encouraged her to revert to brunette-ism when she began shooting. In today's video she and I are vying for sexual glory. Kind of like we did years ago at the Century Theatre in L.A. Just kidding.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Good morning,

It is a good morning. And it's good to be the boss. Particlarly when one of my employees wants a promotion.

Sweet, petite 36C Stacy Burke really wants to move up the corporate ladder so I made sure she and I -oh, how shall I say it?- stripped down to our stockings and garters and got down to some serious business at the office last week. Of course it was all about my pleasure and not hers. I'm confident that the Human Resources department will never be contacted regarding my indiscretions. They don't even know I have a website where I show footage of my sexual adventures.

The only person at the office who knows about that is sweet Stacy herself and I know she won't want anyone to know how she got her promotion. Watch today's video update to my Playhouse and you'll see why..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 13, 2005

Good afternoon,

Would you like to come play with two naked, 36DD blondes? Centerfold model/porn superstar Taylor Wane and I are waiting for YOU inside my Playhouse..

Today's videos features Taylor and me in a hot video we made just for your pleasure!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, June 10, 2005

Good morning,

I remember the days when Devon Michaels was merely a stunning fitness model and feature dancer. It seems that she was hiding some of her magnificent talents behind closed doors back then. Times change. Check inside my Playhouse to see 36DD Devon satisfying two well-endowed male companions in today's awesome new gallery!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Good morning,

38DDD Holly Body is back! She and I found that we could settle our diferences in no other manner than having a no-holds-barred sexfight in my living room. Who will make who cum first and emerge the victorious female?

Check inside my Playhouse to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Hello,

Today's update to my Girlfriends section features super-busty, muscular Brooke. In this hot black-and-white gallery sexy Brooke strips out of her sheer bodysuit to reveal her amazing 38DDs and tight, hard body!


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 06, 2005

Good morning,

There have been numerous Playhouse requests for new pantyhose galleries and they have not gone unheeded :)

Today's gallery features me in a pair of shimmery white hose. There are lots of close-up views of the opalescent fabric and two pages of the gallery include the addition of a nice, thick dildo for some footplay and other fun!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Good afternoon,

The following is tremendous. There's been talk of it for a while and I really hope it is implemented successfully because it will be good for everybody.


WASHINGTON (June 1) - The Internet's primary oversight body approved a plan Wednesday to create a virtual red-light district, setting the stage for pornographic Web sites to use new addresses ending in ''xxx.''

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers said it would begin negotiations with ICM Registry Inc., run by British businessman Stuart Lawley, to iron out technical issues and prices for the new Web addresses.

Adult-oriented sites, a $12 billion industry, probably could begin buying ''xxx'' addresses as early as fall or winter depending on ICM's plans, ICANN spokesman Kieran Baker said. The new pornography suffix was among 10 under consideration by the regulatory group, which also recently approved addresses ending in ''jobs'' and ''travel.''

ICM contends the ''xxx'' Web addresses, which it plans to sell for $60 a year, will protect children from online smut if adult sites voluntarily adopt the suffix so filtering software used by families can more effectively block access to those sites. The $60 price is roughly ten times higher than prices other companies charge for dot-com names.

''It will further help to protect kids,'' said John Morris, staff counsel at the Washington-based Center for Democracy and Technology. Morris predicted some adult sites will choose to buy ''xxx'' Web addresses but others will continue to use dot-com.

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You will be able to count me among those who buys the "XXX" address as soon as they are available.


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Good morning,

Today's featured model in the Playhouse today is retired porn actress Zoe. At least I think she's retired..whatever happened to her anyways? I'm not really in the loop so I'd be the least likely of anyone to know, but it does seem as if I haven't heard her name in years.

I always really liked how she looked. Very much the 80's stripper appearance with the giant boobs, platinum hair and Savannah-style haircut. The first time I ever went into a strip club was in the 80's and I was completely blown away by how awesome the girls working there looked. I was pretty young and for whatever reason had always assumed that most dancers were aging biker mamas or teenage runaways. It was a revelation of sorts in my young, meaningless life. When I turned 18 I started dancing and had considerable basis for concern that I was the Plainest Jane in the place. I don't judge people by their looks but if you want to make a living as a dancer you have to accept that folks are going to do it to you all day long while you're at work.

Strangely, all the outrageously beautiful dancers seemed to have retired by the late 90's. Has anyone else noticed that?


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, May 30, 2005

God Bless all our soldiers who have served or are serving our country on this Memorial Day. We have them to thank for the freedom and liberties we enjoy here in the US each day.


Words cannot express my gratitude to all of you.

Many kisses,

Tanya

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Good evening,

Today's photo update to
www.jackoffland.com
features me in a slinky, transparent black gown and super-high black platform heels. I'm wielding a vicious-looking automatic weapon of dubious origin. Actually, I know who loaned it to me, but I don't know where that person obtained it. Don't want to know either ;)

The gallery was shot over 5 years ago and was intended to be used as content for a website displaying girls and guns. As far as I know that site never got past the planning stages. So..check out these exclusive pics from yesteryear!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, May 28, 2005

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Friday, May 27, 2005

Good morning,

Today there is a brand new XXX gallery featuring angelic, beautiful, sexy blondes Alicia Rhodes and Jodie Moore. It's one of my favorite XXX galleries that I've ever put in there. Normally I'm not a big fan of anal sex, but it's pretty amazing seeing Billy Glide's H-U-G-E cock sliding into a little blonde's tiny ***. Particularly when she's enjoying it so much!


Yesterday we added another video segment of a hot, energetic sexfight featuring me and stunning, large-breasted Holly Body. Who will make who cum first??


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

I'm back from my trip and, as always, there's lots of new stuff in my Playhouse here!

Today's update to The Bondage Room reminds me to never piss off a large man wearing a gas mask. Unfortunately Jordan ignored that bit of conventional wisdom and now she is tied to a wooden platform and getting pounded by a formidable-looking apparatus.


Hmm...could Jordan have purposely been acting like a naughty girl just to face the punishment?


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Good afternoon,

I have been unsuccessful in my attempts to obtain money from ATM machines here at the hotel so I am broke. It does appear that the ATMs are just having technical issues so hopefully I'll be back in business in a few hours. The internet was down earlier today too so maybe there are just some gremlins floating around here :)

Tomorrow I'll be flying back to Miami anyways- technology tends to be much more reliable in the US.

Hope everyone is doing well!


Many kisses,

Tanya

Friday, May 20, 2005

Good afternoon,

I still have not figured out a sneaky way to access the Playhouse bulletin board without prying eyes seeing what I'm doing so I thought I'd greet all you members via the front page again. It is very peaceful and relaxing here in South America and I think I'm becoming fatter and lazier by the minute. Rather than hiking through the Amazon I have been loitering near the hotel and eating a lot. They will have to give me a seatbelt extension on the plane when I fly home.

My friends have been much more active than me and one of them commented that I'm basically having the same vacation I would have had if I had just driven to Palm Springs and checked into a hotel there. That may be somewhat true, but I'm still relishing my lazy self-indulgence too much to care.

Maybe tomorrow I'll go for a long, sweaty hike. Or not.

Hope everyone is doing well!

Many kisses,

Tanya

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Good afternoon,

At this moment I am unable to access the bulletin board inside the Playhouse because I'm in an internet cafe type of place in South America. It does not seem prudent to log onto an adult site in a public room here, particularly when there's a picture of my big head on top of my scantily-clad body on the very front page. Fortunately I can access my Blogger account through a seemingly innocuous webpage and no one will guess that I am a scandalous woman who is transmitting her words to a site with "mature" content :)

Funny..there are two American businessmen sitting right across from me. They were speaking in English about an off-color topic and must have assumed that I could not understand. Well into their conversation I spoke to the attendant here in English and these two men just shut right up in embarrassment. Perhaps I look Brazilian. Or Argentinian. Women in Brazil and Argentina are notorious for getting massive amounts of cosmetic surgery. My surgery has been confined to my breasts, but that and the long, blonde hair are perhaps enough to give me the native look.

Actually, it's not really the native look since upwards of 90% of the country lives either a very rural existence or in poverty, but the women frequenting the hotels and airports here are some of the few with money and from all appearances cosmetic surgery is quite the rage.

I arrived here in the Amazon at about 4AM and was photographed and fingerprinted by the immigration officers. My two travelling companions were not. We had quite a trip getting out here. In Los Angeles we were not allowed to board our flight. It was a domestic flight to Florida where we were to switch airlines and then fly to South America. They told us that they could not check bags for domestic flights less than 45 minutes prior to departure. Huh? Were they kidding? No, evidently they weren't, because they did not let us or our luggage on the plane. One of my friends was later pulled aside for "special screening"and we were much later permitted to board a different flight that got us to Florida via Washington DC. How convenient ;)

It occurred to me after the fact that perhaps we looked suspicious since my two friends had one-way tickets (they had found a cheaper return flight on a different airline) and one of them was travelling with a Belarusian passport. Come to think of it he does kind of look like a terrorist anyways- hehe.....

In any case, we made it here and it is beautiful.

Chairman, I'm happy to report that I made the whole journey wearing my Everton jersey. I was even proudly sporting it in my immigration photo. And Evgulick, there is a trampoline here at the hotel. I kid you not. They probably don't expect anyone over 12 years of age to use it, but I'll surprise them.

Hope everyone is doing well. I will try to figure out how to get on the bulletin board while I'm here.

Many kisses,

Tanya
(I'm an Evertonian in the jungle!)

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Good morning,

Super-busty Holly Body stopped by my Playhouse again last Thursday. We had a little competition to see who could make who cum first!! Please check inside to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Good morning,

This Wednesday's update features one of my absolute favorite models, Katarina. I think this is the 4th gallery of her that I've put in the Playhouse recently. In today's pix Katarina is dressed in severe green leather military garb (hey, this is about fantasy...) and strips down to reveal her lacy lingerie and all-natural 36DD boobs. Yep- ALL NATURAL!

Normally I'm not fixated on natural breasts because I love large silicone breasts too (!!!), but it's not really that often that you find women with h-u-g-e natural racks and thin, fit bodies like Katarina. I love Katarina :)

Best of all, there are 144 new full-size pix of the lovely Katarina in today's update!!!


- XXOO Tanya

Monday, May 09, 2005

Good Morning,

Today's photo update is an especially beautiful gallery featuring me and the sexy, impossibly fit Devon Michaels taking a spring shower together after peeling off our skimpy, pastel garments. If you are a fan of big boobs you will enjoy these pix!

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Good morning,

I need to get on my soapbox right now so this is probably a good opportunity for you to stop reading. It's necessary for me to expunge my emotions from my system so I can put my annoyance behind me and enjoy my Sunday.

In the Sunday paper this morning an author of a new book is quoted as saying that she returned to live with her parents because she had no job and no interest in working at a local coffeeshop. The reason that irritated me is because I hear people making similar comments all the time. It is as if they think there is shame in an honest job. They should feel lucky that they live in a country with so many jobs and such abundant opportunity. When did it become preferable for people to remain unemployed rather than take a paying job that may not be the position of their dreams? If they are determined to do so they will eventually get the job of their dreams and there's no excuse for being a lazy sloth in the meantime.

I can understand people wanting to live with their parents, but I just can't fathom why able-bodied adults choose to sit on their butts and let their parents pay all the bills. My parents and I never got along, but in a way I'm glad that I never had the option of returning to their home and sitting idle. I've worked full-time since I was 17 because there was always that specter of the homeless shelter looming in my future as the alternative :)

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

SCRAPPING SHOWGIRLS

It was a sickening spectacle involving screaming,
profanity, clawing at breasts, hairpulling, punching,
spitting, and even worse. It could have been the
sideshow at a Nascar event, particularly since the two
busty combatants were dressed in studded G-string
ensembles that must have been around since the 1980's.
Who were these two white trash idiots? And why were
they fighting in 6" spiked heels? Well..it was me and
my friend Summer Cummings trying to decide who was
going on stage next at The Rack Shack where we work as
topless dancers. Judging by our animosity you'd have
thought we were battling over the deed to the
Trump Towers, but it was just another strip club battle
for supremacy. Come inside the Playhouse to view the
debauchery..


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, May 01, 2005

No! No! Don't repeal the ban!


Updated: 02:12 PM EDT
Town Repeals Ban on Speedo-Style Suits
By JOHN CURRAN, AP

CAPE MAY, N.J. (April 30) - Come on in, Speedo wearers, the water's fine: Your skimpy little swimsuits are legal now.

For more than 30 years, this quaint little Victorian-themed resort at the southern tip of New Jersey said no to "skintight, formfitting or bikini type" bathing attire on males over the age of 12.

For an ocean resort that once required men and women to swim at different times of day, wearing heavy woolen, cover-everything swimsuits, it made sense to modernize.

"It's a beach town, for God's sake," said Police Chief Diane Sorantino. The town also agreed to lift a rule that stopped bare-chested men from strolling along the beachfront promenade.

Not that everyone's cheering. It's often the older guys - the ones with beer guts, or wrinkly skin, or unsightly tufts of hair - who wear the tiny swimsuits.

"The people you want to see in the Speedos, you don't," said Maggie Creighton, 19, who works in a downtown lingerie store.

Locals who share the beaches with tourists said that despite the ban, the itsy bitsy suits have been a common sight in summer, even though most surf shops and beachwear retailers here don't sell them.

"A lot of people do come in and say `Do you carry Speedos?' said Becky Fitzgerald, sales clerk at Della's General Store. "It's the 40- to 50-year-old group who ask. And it's funny, their bodies aren't the shape for Speedos."

The swimsuit ban was enacted in the 1960s in response to complaints about gay men who wore the suits on the beach, according to former mayor Robert Elwell, who writes a Cape May history column for a local newspaper.

But the ban was rarely if ever enforced, according to the city, which voted to amend its beach regulations last week.

City Administrator Luciano Corea Jr. said the skimpy swimsuit ban was largely unknown. There was no push to eliminate it, but doing so made sense, he said.

"We had no complaints, and we've never issued a summons for it, to my knowledge," said Corea. "Technically, we could've left it on the books. It was never enforced anyway."

Vince Grimm, executive director of GABLES of Cape May County, a gay advocacy organization, said the ban was outdated and holds no particular significance for gays.

"We're no different than anyone else. If they (the suits) are in style, we wear them," said Grimm.

Charlotte Beheler, owner of Sports `n Stuff, which sells Speedos for $25.95, said they're not among her top sellers.

She doesn't expect any big boom in sales this summer - or an explosion of skin on the beaches. Neither does Speedo, which says the men's brief-style suits make up only 1 percent of the Los Angeles-based company's sales.

"I could see that people may buy more, but I don't think it'll be a huge dramatic change," said Speedo marketing manager Lesley Benko.

Still, some people will be watching the beaches this year just to see who's wearing what.

"I haven't been to the beach in years, but now I'm thinking I'll go down there this year," said Joann Quinn, of North Cape May. "The beach ought to be interesting this year."


04/30/05 14:02 EDT



-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, April 28, 2005

It seems that I neglected to tell the seedy story behind the hellacious catfight update of 3/31/05. Misti Knight and I literally ended up shredding our sheer tan pantyhose when we went off on each other. This is how it had all had gotten started on that fine October day...


Misti Knight and I were auditioning for movie roles together. We were going to play sisters. Our audition should have been simple: just a few lines of dialogue and lots of smiles at the director. For some unknown reason Misti started getting really competitive with me. She would interrupt me when I was speaking, stand in my light, and roll her eyes when I was rehearsing my lines and trying to get into character. Finally I turned on her and asked her what she thought she was doing. Did she think that she was going to play the roles of BOTH sisters if she succeeded in upstaging me at this casting call? The whole room broke out in uproarious laughter when I demanded to know this. Misti didn't like being the butt of the joke and all of a sudden we were writhing around on the carpet in nothing but our short skirts and sheer tan pantyhose!!



-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Good morning,

Do you happen to remember when I had a Photo of the Day on the front page here? Well, I still have one at
www.blondeisland.us

Today's photo is especially comical with the bouffant hairdo :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Good morning,

I don't often start my day off crying, but today I did. As I was standing in line this morning to buy my coffee, candy bar and newspaper I began reading one of the front-page stories in the L.A. Times. It is about the residents of Bangor, Maine, many of whom are ex-military themselves, who turn out to greet every single plane of returning soldiers who pass through their town. It is a genuinely touching story and I'm still in tears as I think of it now. Every one of our soldiers deserves a hero's welcome upon returning to US soil. God Bless them all.

The story is called "Welcome Stop for Warriors" by Tony Perry and is on the front page of
www.losangelestimes.com today too.

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Good morning,

I just reread my post from yesterday and realized that it may have appeared that I was on the cusp of a religious conversion or something. Don't worry, I'm not. I just liked the part of yesterday's post that espouses kindness to one another.

Maybe that's just because I live in a big city and I'm tired of people leaning on their horns if I haven't shifted into gear and blasted away from a stoplight at 90 MPH one second after it turned green :)

Several weeks ago I was standing in line in Sav-on when an elderly man in a wheelchair had to ask a lady in line to step back so he could maneuver through the store. She seemed fearful that he was trying to cut into the line in front of her and she pointedly informed him that he couldn't. The poor guy indicated that he was just attempting to move to a different part of the store and the line was blocking his access. Afterwards the woman was slightly embarrassed and she turned to the couple behind her and said: "Well, I have to watch out for #1 because no one else will."

It was kind of a weird moment in a mean city.

- XXOO Tanya

Monday, April 18, 2005

Good afternoon,

This was sent to me by a friend the other day and I thought I'd share it:

Numbers tell only part of the story. Whatever one thinks of Christianity, the history of Jesus gave birth to a new, lasting vision of the origins and destiny of human life, a vision drawn from the religion's deep roots in Judaism. Everyone is created in God's image; there is, as Paul said, "neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus"; all are equal, special, worthy. In the Christian world view, says the Roman Catholic theologian George Weigel, "we are not congealed stardust, an accidental byproduct of cosmic chemistry. We are not just something, we are someone." The promise at the heart of the faith: that God, as the fourth-century church father Athanasius said, "was made man that we might be made gods."

As the search goes on for so many along so many different paths, Paul offers some reassuring words for the journey: "Be at peace among yourselves ... encourage the faint-hearted, help the weak, be patient with them all. See that none of you repays evil for evil, but always seek to do good to one another and to all. Rejoice always, pray constantly, give thanks ... hold fast what is good, abstain from every form of evil"—wise words for all of us, whatever our doubts, whatever our faith.


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Good afternoon,

There has been lots of stuff all over the news here
about the possibility of the FDA lifting its ban on
silicone breast implants. During a hearing many women
gave what amounted to 12 hours of testimony pleading
with the FDA not to lift the ban. They spoke of
illnesses and deaths that had occurred allegedly
because of silicone breast implant ruptures and
leakages.

I have silicone breast implants and elected to get
silicone implants instead of saline even at the height
of the silicone breast implant hysteria here some
years ago. That was when Dow Corning and the other
implant makers were hit with huge class-action
lawsuits from women who claimed that the silicone
implants were unsafe.

My feeling is that the silicone implants made in the
last 20 years or longer are not unsafe. I have known
of women who blamed their leaking implants for their
own serious illnesses and in every case they had
received their implants before 1980. What I am going
to say next is entirely anecdotal, but it struck a
chord with me as soon as I heard it. It just seems to
have the ring of truth even though this is basically
just uncorroborated thirdhand information.

An acquaintance of mine knows a man who worked for a
company that manufactured some of the first silicone
breast implants. Those implants were put into womens'
bodies and the company realized after the fact that
the industrial-grade type of silicone (or whatever)
they were using would be very dangerous or fatal to
the recipients if the implant ever leaked and that the
design of them might allow a lot of leakages. They
quietly researched the issue and created a safer type
of silicone implant. Now, many decades later the
company will never, ever admit to this.

As I said, I know of women who became seriously ill
with peculiar afflictions they feel were due to their
silicone breast implants. In most cases they were
friends of friends of mine, all of them were dancers,
and all of them received their implants in the 1970s.
One obvious conclusion to that is that it just took a
while for their implants to leak and that those of us
who received implants in the 1990's will eventually
have leakages and illnesses too. I don't believe so
because a lot of these women were already having
health issues in the 1970s and 1980s. Plus, I
personally know other dancers whose post-1980 silicone
implants have leaked and they did not become ill. They
had to have surgery to replace or remove the implants,
of course, but they never had recurring or abnormal
medical afflictions afterwards.

These words almost seems like a waste of my typing because
everything I'm writing is based on hearsay. Even I
don't actually have substantive reason to believe what
I'm writing, but yet it all feels like the truth on
some intuitive level. So much for my contribution to
research science :)

Nothing I've written will ever be proven, but I just
can't shake the feeling that it is the truth.

-- XXOO Tanya



Sunday, April 10, 2005

Hi,

My friend Jay has built a new Yahoo group for me!


groups.yahoo.com/group/devoted2tanya



--XXOO Tanya

Friday, April 08, 2005

If someone read the whole story below to me and deleted all reference to where it happened I would still know that this incident occurred in Texas. Texas is the only state I know of in which major metropolitan newspapers have entire sections covering highschool football. By "entire sections" I'm not referring to pages within the sports section itself, I'm talking about another daily sports section that features nothing but highschool football news and is an entity unto itself.

My sister and I grew up in California, but she later went on to teach highschool in the Dallas public school system. In her words: "The way the kids look at it is that either you're a football player or you're a cheerleader or you're a loser." She said the attitude was very deeply entrenched. I hope she sends my nieces and nephew to school in California. They are nice kids and I'd hate to see them turn into complete nimrods just because they're growing up in Texas.



Texas High School Football Coach Shot


CANTON, Texas (April 7) - The father of a high school football player shot and wounded the coach with an assault rifle Thursday and fled in a pickup loaded with weapons, claiming to have a hit list, authorities said.

Jeffrey Doyle Robertson, 45, was captured a few hours later, after his truck was found abandoned near a golf course outside Canton. Robertson was carried out of the woods on a stretcher.

Police were trying to establish the motive for the shooting of Canton High coach Gary Joe Kinne.

But Police Chief Mike Echols said Robertson had been banned from campus and told not to attend school functions. Robertson had had confrontations with some of the coaches, including Kinne, who took over the football program in 2003, authorities said. Kinne's son was the team's quarterback.

According to one parent, Robertson had complained last year that his son was being picked on by his teammates.

Kinne was shot with an AK-47 rifle in the chest at the school's field house, officials said. He was airlifted to a hospital in nearby Tyler; his condition was not immediately released.

Robertson said he had a hit list, according to state Homeland Security spokeswoman Sophie Yanez.

An athlete's father, Steve Smith, said Robertson had threatened to kill Smith's son last year over an on-field teasing.

"He's a very high-strung, hot-tempered individual," said Smith, a Canton business owner.

Smith told the Tyler newspaper that Robertson's son, then a freshman football player, was walking off the field when some older students "razzed" him.

"This guy blew up," Smith said. "He thought some kids were picking on his son. My son wasn't even the one who said anything. But he threatened to kill him."

Smith said he complained to the school and police. Robertson was never charged.

A local restaurant cashier said Robertson had a reputation in Canton, about 60 miles east of Dallas.

"I wouldn't say he was respected. But he was well-known," said Sister's Cafe cashier Diane Price, who said she has known Robertson for 37 years because he attended high school with her daughter. ___

(Associated Press writers Anabelle Garay and Bobby Ross Jr. in Dallas contributed to this report. )


-- XXOO Tanya