Wednesday, July 06, 2005




Good afternoon,

As you may know I update my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com
3 times a week: Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Today's update features super-hot Francesca Le and me embroiled in the continuing saga of Satana vs. MegaBabe. It's another superheroine battle pitting the forces of good against evil..

I have a 4th of July special going on at
www.JackOffLand.com
right now. For the month of July full membership is available for the discounted rate of $6.95!!




-- XXOO Tanya

Good morning,

American girls look very American and Monica Sweetheart looks very European. I was reflecting upon that as I added a beautiful set of her to my Playhouse today. Monica is stunning in her hot pink bikini as she poses outdoors in the California sunlight. She truly is a natural beauty. This gallery is like a breath of fresh air, particularly as the pink bikini starts to disappear..

Enjoy!




-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, July 05, 2005



Good afternoon,

You will always find an abundance of beautiful busty blondes inside my Playhouse. This week is no exception, of course. Yesterday's update features gorgeous British pornstar Taylor Wane and her dazzling 36DDs. She and I are enjoying each other and doing our best to get you as hot and horny as possible in our sexy video.

Today I've added a 6-page gallery of incomparable platinum-haired Zora Banx tying up and teasing brunette minx Jewell Marceau. Zora has the most amazing set of natural 34Ds that I've ever seen in my life. Seriously. They are a work of art.

Zora is at her sadistic and sexy finest as she torments 34C Jewell to the brink of orgasm! Will she let her climax?? Cum inside the Playhouse to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, July 04, 2005



Happy 4th of July!!

As always, indescribable love and gratitude to the current and former members of our US military. It is you who have made our country great because without you we would not have the freedoom and liberties we enjoy here in the US.

Many kisses & hugs,

Tanya

Saturday, July 02, 2005


Good evening,

I have a 4th of July special at my archive site www.JackOffLand.com !

www.JackOffLand.com is the permanent home for all the archive material that is rotated out of my Playhouse here. For the entire month of July membership at www.JackOffLand.com is just $6.95 for the whole month!


Happy 4th of July to all- particularly to all current and former members of our US military!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, July 01, 2005


Good afternoon,

Today's new Playhouse update features stunning Australian pornstar Monica Mayhem entertaining her well-hung male companion outside on a beautiful summer day. 36C Monica looks astonishing as always, particularly in her black fishnet pantyhose and high heels.

Enjoy Monica and enjoy your Friday!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 30, 2005


Good evening,

34D Mercedes Ashley had a threesome with my boyfriend -make that ex boyfriend- and my gardener. She then mocked me by leaving photos from the lurid occasion attached to my refrigerator with magnets (see last Friday's update.)

I promptly challenged her to a sexfight and I've added continuing footage from that event to my Playhouse today..


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, June 28, 2005


It's hard to take someone seriously when it's 2005 and that person is wearing a Pat Benatar-style leather jacket and skintight, camel-toed jeans. Unfortunately that was my downfall. Life experience has taught me not to predudge people on the basis of appearance, but Jewell Marceau looked like such an idiot in her 1980's get-up that I forgot. When I openned my door and saw her in her goofy clothing I burst out laughing and asked her if the Honky Tonk Man or Adrian Zmed was in the hallway behind her. Weren't they all popular around the same time?

Jewell managed to seize the upper hand while I was still overcome by laughter- I didn't even realize we were in a fight until she socked me in the face- but getting the upper hand and keeping the upper hand are two very different things in reality combat situations. You can check inside my Playhouse to see the continuation of this nasty battle since it was conveniently captured on videotape and I happened to use it for today's update..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 27, 2005


Good afternoon,

There is a new seduction/striptease video featuring lovely 36DD Taylor Wane with my 36DD self inside my Playhouse today. This should be right up your alley if you are partial to shameless, busty blondes who are total exhibitionists ;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, June 26, 2005


Good afternoon,

Today's new addition to my archive site
www.JackOffLand.com is a gallery of me stripping out of a neon pink bikini. It was shot in the backyard of the home of the owner of Steel Kittens. I had gone there that day for a wrestling shoot but the other model had failed to show up. Fortunately I managed to shoot a few galleries and videos for my site so the day was not a total waste.


www.JackOffLand.com is updated 3 times a week- Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Earlier this week we also added a H-U-G-E 10-page XXX gallery featuring 38DD pornstar Zoe pleasuring her lucky male companion.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, June 25, 2005


Good afternoon,

There is a battle of superheroine proportions going on at
www.JackOffLand.com ! The evil Satana (AKA Francesca Le) is again attempting to imperil the fair city and very life of fair-haired superheroine MegaBabe. (Holy Fake Titties, Batman!)

Check inside
www.JackOffLand.com now to watch Satana and MegaBabe popping out of their supersuits as the epic battle unfolds..

-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, June 24, 2005



34D Mercedes Ashley is a tough bitch. She's not someone who I'd necessarily want to encounter in a dark alley. Or in a boxing ring. Or on a wrestling mat. When Mercedes did something completely inexcusable I knew I had to devise a way to make her pay and to reclaim my own dignity. How best to do that without getting the shit kicked out of me? The solution was to challenge her to a sexfight.


Yep, fresh off the heels of a recent sexfight with 38DDD Holly Body I was forced to embark on another fierce battle to try and prove my erotic superiority. The deal with Mercedes was the same as the one with Holly: whoever made the other woman cum first would be the victor. Thursday's video update inside my Playhouse captures our heated battle.

You may wonder what Mercedes had done to arouse my ire. That leads me to the story surrounding today's new photo gallery. See those two well-hung dudes spraying their c*m all over her smug face?? Well, that's my ex-boyfriend AND my former gardener. Mercedes couldn't be content just to steal my man- she felt compelled to pull my household staff into her tawdry web as well.

That bitch was probably smiling all the way to the day spa after she left those photos on my refrigerator.

Step inside my Playhouse now to see us sexfighting for female dominance!!


- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, June 22, 2005


Good morning,

38DD Brooke is back in black. And white. Today's beautiful shower gallery is shot on black and white film and features stunning, busty Brooke who you have seen here several times before. Photos of Brooke are very rare because she is a dancer who has not done a lot of modelling.


Enjoy!

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, June 21, 2005


How did Pat Benatar get into my living room? Oh, wait, now I remember. That was actually Jewell Marceau in a black leather jacket and tight jeans after I ripped most of her hair out. The video is inside my Playhouse right now- it just took me a moment to realize what it was. If you like really nasty catfights then you will want to check it out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 20, 2005

Good afternoon,

There is a new gallery of me in my Playhouse today. It's impossible for me to write effusive commentary about myself, and I'm glad that I can't, but today's photos feature me stripping out of blue lingerie and getting horny :)

Have a nice Monday!

And don't forget to check out
www.RagingBikinis.com!


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Happy Father's Day to all who are fathers!


For those of you who are idle today there is a new entertainment option on the Net. It is not exactly a novel concept, but there is a new photo rating site in town. You can inflict a numerical "score" on various bikini models (including myself) who have posted photos there. There's also space to share commentary and witticisms about life and the said models. You can even post some photos yourself!

It's all in good fun and it's completely FREE at
www.RagingBikinis.com


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Just added on Friday:

An awesome new gallery featuring British blonde porn starlet Hannah Harper entertaining and satisfying 2 very well-endowed gentlemen! Wait..maybe it wasn't that gentlemanly of them to c*m right on her...

;)


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Good afternoon,

Rumor has it that unbelievable Lana Lotts is now a slim, raven-haired beauty. I have not seen her myself recently, but I do have a h-o-t new gallery of Lana that was taken when she was still a blonde bombshell! It was shot about a year ago, but I don't think it's been seen anywhere except on her own site.

Speaking of former blonde bombshells..Holly Body is in today's climactic new video that I just added to the Playhouse. Holly and I used to dance at the same club in L.A. before either of us ever did porn. At the time she was a blonde, but I believe a photographer encouraged her to revert to brunette-ism when she began shooting. In today's video she and I are vying for sexual glory. Kind of like we did years ago at the Century Theatre in L.A. Just kidding.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Good morning,

It is a good morning. And it's good to be the boss. Particlarly when one of my employees wants a promotion.

Sweet, petite 36C Stacy Burke really wants to move up the corporate ladder so I made sure she and I -oh, how shall I say it?- stripped down to our stockings and garters and got down to some serious business at the office last week. Of course it was all about my pleasure and not hers. I'm confident that the Human Resources department will never be contacted regarding my indiscretions. They don't even know I have a website where I show footage of my sexual adventures.

The only person at the office who knows about that is sweet Stacy herself and I know she won't want anyone to know how she got her promotion. Watch today's video update to my Playhouse and you'll see why..


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 13, 2005

Good afternoon,

Would you like to come play with two naked, 36DD blondes? Centerfold model/porn superstar Taylor Wane and I are waiting for YOU inside my Playhouse..

Today's videos features Taylor and me in a hot video we made just for your pleasure!


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, June 10, 2005

Good morning,

I remember the days when Devon Michaels was merely a stunning fitness model and feature dancer. It seems that she was hiding some of her magnificent talents behind closed doors back then. Times change. Check inside my Playhouse to see 36DD Devon satisfying two well-endowed male companions in today's awesome new gallery!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Good morning,

38DDD Holly Body is back! She and I found that we could settle our diferences in no other manner than having a no-holds-barred sexfight in my living room. Who will make who cum first and emerge the victorious female?

Check inside my Playhouse to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Hello,

Today's update to my Girlfriends section features super-busty, muscular Brooke. In this hot black-and-white gallery sexy Brooke strips out of her sheer bodysuit to reveal her amazing 38DDs and tight, hard body!


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, June 06, 2005

Good morning,

There have been numerous Playhouse requests for new pantyhose galleries and they have not gone unheeded :)

Today's gallery features me in a pair of shimmery white hose. There are lots of close-up views of the opalescent fabric and two pages of the gallery include the addition of a nice, thick dildo for some footplay and other fun!


-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Good afternoon,

The following is tremendous. There's been talk of it for a while and I really hope it is implemented successfully because it will be good for everybody.


WASHINGTON (June 1) - The Internet's primary oversight body approved a plan Wednesday to create a virtual red-light district, setting the stage for pornographic Web sites to use new addresses ending in ''xxx.''

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers said it would begin negotiations with ICM Registry Inc., run by British businessman Stuart Lawley, to iron out technical issues and prices for the new Web addresses.

Adult-oriented sites, a $12 billion industry, probably could begin buying ''xxx'' addresses as early as fall or winter depending on ICM's plans, ICANN spokesman Kieran Baker said. The new pornography suffix was among 10 under consideration by the regulatory group, which also recently approved addresses ending in ''jobs'' and ''travel.''

ICM contends the ''xxx'' Web addresses, which it plans to sell for $60 a year, will protect children from online smut if adult sites voluntarily adopt the suffix so filtering software used by families can more effectively block access to those sites. The $60 price is roughly ten times higher than prices other companies charge for dot-com names.

''It will further help to protect kids,'' said John Morris, staff counsel at the Washington-based Center for Democracy and Technology. Morris predicted some adult sites will choose to buy ''xxx'' Web addresses but others will continue to use dot-com.

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You will be able to count me among those who buys the "XXX" address as soon as they are available.


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Good morning,

Today's featured model in the Playhouse today is retired porn actress Zoe. At least I think she's retired..whatever happened to her anyways? I'm not really in the loop so I'd be the least likely of anyone to know, but it does seem as if I haven't heard her name in years.

I always really liked how she looked. Very much the 80's stripper appearance with the giant boobs, platinum hair and Savannah-style haircut. The first time I ever went into a strip club was in the 80's and I was completely blown away by how awesome the girls working there looked. I was pretty young and for whatever reason had always assumed that most dancers were aging biker mamas or teenage runaways. It was a revelation of sorts in my young, meaningless life. When I turned 18 I started dancing and had considerable basis for concern that I was the Plainest Jane in the place. I don't judge people by their looks but if you want to make a living as a dancer you have to accept that folks are going to do it to you all day long while you're at work.

Strangely, all the outrageously beautiful dancers seemed to have retired by the late 90's. Has anyone else noticed that?


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, May 30, 2005

God Bless all our soldiers who have served or are serving our country on this Memorial Day. We have them to thank for the freedom and liberties we enjoy here in the US each day.


Words cannot express my gratitude to all of you.

Many kisses,

Tanya

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Good evening,

Today's photo update to
www.jackoffland.com
features me in a slinky, transparent black gown and super-high black platform heels. I'm wielding a vicious-looking automatic weapon of dubious origin. Actually, I know who loaned it to me, but I don't know where that person obtained it. Don't want to know either ;)

The gallery was shot over 5 years ago and was intended to be used as content for a website displaying girls and guns. As far as I know that site never got past the planning stages. So..check out these exclusive pics from yesteryear!


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, May 28, 2005

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Friday, May 27, 2005

Good morning,

Today there is a brand new XXX gallery featuring angelic, beautiful, sexy blondes Alicia Rhodes and Jodie Moore. It's one of my favorite XXX galleries that I've ever put in there. Normally I'm not a big fan of anal sex, but it's pretty amazing seeing Billy Glide's H-U-G-E cock sliding into a little blonde's tiny ***. Particularly when she's enjoying it so much!


Yesterday we added another video segment of a hot, energetic sexfight featuring me and stunning, large-breasted Holly Body. Who will make who cum first??


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

I'm back from my trip and, as always, there's lots of new stuff in my Playhouse here!

Today's update to The Bondage Room reminds me to never piss off a large man wearing a gas mask. Unfortunately Jordan ignored that bit of conventional wisdom and now she is tied to a wooden platform and getting pounded by a formidable-looking apparatus.


Hmm...could Jordan have purposely been acting like a naughty girl just to face the punishment?


-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Good afternoon,

I have been unsuccessful in my attempts to obtain money from ATM machines here at the hotel so I am broke. It does appear that the ATMs are just having technical issues so hopefully I'll be back in business in a few hours. The internet was down earlier today too so maybe there are just some gremlins floating around here :)

Tomorrow I'll be flying back to Miami anyways- technology tends to be much more reliable in the US.

Hope everyone is doing well!


Many kisses,

Tanya

Friday, May 20, 2005

Good afternoon,

I still have not figured out a sneaky way to access the Playhouse bulletin board without prying eyes seeing what I'm doing so I thought I'd greet all you members via the front page again. It is very peaceful and relaxing here in South America and I think I'm becoming fatter and lazier by the minute. Rather than hiking through the Amazon I have been loitering near the hotel and eating a lot. They will have to give me a seatbelt extension on the plane when I fly home.

My friends have been much more active than me and one of them commented that I'm basically having the same vacation I would have had if I had just driven to Palm Springs and checked into a hotel there. That may be somewhat true, but I'm still relishing my lazy self-indulgence too much to care.

Maybe tomorrow I'll go for a long, sweaty hike. Or not.

Hope everyone is doing well!

Many kisses,

Tanya

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Good afternoon,

At this moment I am unable to access the bulletin board inside the Playhouse because I'm in an internet cafe type of place in South America. It does not seem prudent to log onto an adult site in a public room here, particularly when there's a picture of my big head on top of my scantily-clad body on the very front page. Fortunately I can access my Blogger account through a seemingly innocuous webpage and no one will guess that I am a scandalous woman who is transmitting her words to a site with "mature" content :)

Funny..there are two American businessmen sitting right across from me. They were speaking in English about an off-color topic and must have assumed that I could not understand. Well into their conversation I spoke to the attendant here in English and these two men just shut right up in embarrassment. Perhaps I look Brazilian. Or Argentinian. Women in Brazil and Argentina are notorious for getting massive amounts of cosmetic surgery. My surgery has been confined to my breasts, but that and the long, blonde hair are perhaps enough to give me the native look.

Actually, it's not really the native look since upwards of 90% of the country lives either a very rural existence or in poverty, but the women frequenting the hotels and airports here are some of the few with money and from all appearances cosmetic surgery is quite the rage.

I arrived here in the Amazon at about 4AM and was photographed and fingerprinted by the immigration officers. My two travelling companions were not. We had quite a trip getting out here. In Los Angeles we were not allowed to board our flight. It was a domestic flight to Florida where we were to switch airlines and then fly to South America. They told us that they could not check bags for domestic flights less than 45 minutes prior to departure. Huh? Were they kidding? No, evidently they weren't, because they did not let us or our luggage on the plane. One of my friends was later pulled aside for "special screening"and we were much later permitted to board a different flight that got us to Florida via Washington DC. How convenient ;)

It occurred to me after the fact that perhaps we looked suspicious since my two friends had one-way tickets (they had found a cheaper return flight on a different airline) and one of them was travelling with a Belarusian passport. Come to think of it he does kind of look like a terrorist anyways- hehe.....

In any case, we made it here and it is beautiful.

Chairman, I'm happy to report that I made the whole journey wearing my Everton jersey. I was even proudly sporting it in my immigration photo. And Evgulick, there is a trampoline here at the hotel. I kid you not. They probably don't expect anyone over 12 years of age to use it, but I'll surprise them.

Hope everyone is doing well. I will try to figure out how to get on the bulletin board while I'm here.

Many kisses,

Tanya
(I'm an Evertonian in the jungle!)

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Good morning,

Super-busty Holly Body stopped by my Playhouse again last Thursday. We had a little competition to see who could make who cum first!! Please check inside to find out..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Good morning,

This Wednesday's update features one of my absolute favorite models, Katarina. I think this is the 4th gallery of her that I've put in the Playhouse recently. In today's pix Katarina is dressed in severe green leather military garb (hey, this is about fantasy...) and strips down to reveal her lacy lingerie and all-natural 36DD boobs. Yep- ALL NATURAL!

Normally I'm not fixated on natural breasts because I love large silicone breasts too (!!!), but it's not really that often that you find women with h-u-g-e natural racks and thin, fit bodies like Katarina. I love Katarina :)

Best of all, there are 144 new full-size pix of the lovely Katarina in today's update!!!


- XXOO Tanya

Monday, May 09, 2005

Good Morning,

Today's photo update is an especially beautiful gallery featuring me and the sexy, impossibly fit Devon Michaels taking a spring shower together after peeling off our skimpy, pastel garments. If you are a fan of big boobs you will enjoy these pix!

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Good morning,

I need to get on my soapbox right now so this is probably a good opportunity for you to stop reading. It's necessary for me to expunge my emotions from my system so I can put my annoyance behind me and enjoy my Sunday.

In the Sunday paper this morning an author of a new book is quoted as saying that she returned to live with her parents because she had no job and no interest in working at a local coffeeshop. The reason that irritated me is because I hear people making similar comments all the time. It is as if they think there is shame in an honest job. They should feel lucky that they live in a country with so many jobs and such abundant opportunity. When did it become preferable for people to remain unemployed rather than take a paying job that may not be the position of their dreams? If they are determined to do so they will eventually get the job of their dreams and there's no excuse for being a lazy sloth in the meantime.

I can understand people wanting to live with their parents, but I just can't fathom why able-bodied adults choose to sit on their butts and let their parents pay all the bills. My parents and I never got along, but in a way I'm glad that I never had the option of returning to their home and sitting idle. I've worked full-time since I was 17 because there was always that specter of the homeless shelter looming in my future as the alternative :)

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

SCRAPPING SHOWGIRLS

It was a sickening spectacle involving screaming,
profanity, clawing at breasts, hairpulling, punching,
spitting, and even worse. It could have been the
sideshow at a Nascar event, particularly since the two
busty combatants were dressed in studded G-string
ensembles that must have been around since the 1980's.
Who were these two white trash idiots? And why were
they fighting in 6" spiked heels? Well..it was me and
my friend Summer Cummings trying to decide who was
going on stage next at The Rack Shack where we work as
topless dancers. Judging by our animosity you'd have
thought we were battling over the deed to the
Trump Towers, but it was just another strip club battle
for supremacy. Come inside the Playhouse to view the
debauchery..


-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, May 01, 2005

No! No! Don't repeal the ban!


Updated: 02:12 PM EDT
Town Repeals Ban on Speedo-Style Suits
By JOHN CURRAN, AP

CAPE MAY, N.J. (April 30) - Come on in, Speedo wearers, the water's fine: Your skimpy little swimsuits are legal now.

For more than 30 years, this quaint little Victorian-themed resort at the southern tip of New Jersey said no to "skintight, formfitting or bikini type" bathing attire on males over the age of 12.

For an ocean resort that once required men and women to swim at different times of day, wearing heavy woolen, cover-everything swimsuits, it made sense to modernize.

"It's a beach town, for God's sake," said Police Chief Diane Sorantino. The town also agreed to lift a rule that stopped bare-chested men from strolling along the beachfront promenade.

Not that everyone's cheering. It's often the older guys - the ones with beer guts, or wrinkly skin, or unsightly tufts of hair - who wear the tiny swimsuits.

"The people you want to see in the Speedos, you don't," said Maggie Creighton, 19, who works in a downtown lingerie store.

Locals who share the beaches with tourists said that despite the ban, the itsy bitsy suits have been a common sight in summer, even though most surf shops and beachwear retailers here don't sell them.

"A lot of people do come in and say `Do you carry Speedos?' said Becky Fitzgerald, sales clerk at Della's General Store. "It's the 40- to 50-year-old group who ask. And it's funny, their bodies aren't the shape for Speedos."

The swimsuit ban was enacted in the 1960s in response to complaints about gay men who wore the suits on the beach, according to former mayor Robert Elwell, who writes a Cape May history column for a local newspaper.

But the ban was rarely if ever enforced, according to the city, which voted to amend its beach regulations last week.

City Administrator Luciano Corea Jr. said the skimpy swimsuit ban was largely unknown. There was no push to eliminate it, but doing so made sense, he said.

"We had no complaints, and we've never issued a summons for it, to my knowledge," said Corea. "Technically, we could've left it on the books. It was never enforced anyway."

Vince Grimm, executive director of GABLES of Cape May County, a gay advocacy organization, said the ban was outdated and holds no particular significance for gays.

"We're no different than anyone else. If they (the suits) are in style, we wear them," said Grimm.

Charlotte Beheler, owner of Sports `n Stuff, which sells Speedos for $25.95, said they're not among her top sellers.

She doesn't expect any big boom in sales this summer - or an explosion of skin on the beaches. Neither does Speedo, which says the men's brief-style suits make up only 1 percent of the Los Angeles-based company's sales.

"I could see that people may buy more, but I don't think it'll be a huge dramatic change," said Speedo marketing manager Lesley Benko.

Still, some people will be watching the beaches this year just to see who's wearing what.

"I haven't been to the beach in years, but now I'm thinking I'll go down there this year," said Joann Quinn, of North Cape May. "The beach ought to be interesting this year."


04/30/05 14:02 EDT



-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, April 28, 2005

It seems that I neglected to tell the seedy story behind the hellacious catfight update of 3/31/05. Misti Knight and I literally ended up shredding our sheer tan pantyhose when we went off on each other. This is how it had all had gotten started on that fine October day...


Misti Knight and I were auditioning for movie roles together. We were going to play sisters. Our audition should have been simple: just a few lines of dialogue and lots of smiles at the director. For some unknown reason Misti started getting really competitive with me. She would interrupt me when I was speaking, stand in my light, and roll her eyes when I was rehearsing my lines and trying to get into character. Finally I turned on her and asked her what she thought she was doing. Did she think that she was going to play the roles of BOTH sisters if she succeeded in upstaging me at this casting call? The whole room broke out in uproarious laughter when I demanded to know this. Misti didn't like being the butt of the joke and all of a sudden we were writhing around on the carpet in nothing but our short skirts and sheer tan pantyhose!!



-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Good morning,

Do you happen to remember when I had a Photo of the Day on the front page here? Well, I still have one at
www.blondeisland.us

Today's photo is especially comical with the bouffant hairdo :)


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Good morning,

I don't often start my day off crying, but today I did. As I was standing in line this morning to buy my coffee, candy bar and newspaper I began reading one of the front-page stories in the L.A. Times. It is about the residents of Bangor, Maine, many of whom are ex-military themselves, who turn out to greet every single plane of returning soldiers who pass through their town. It is a genuinely touching story and I'm still in tears as I think of it now. Every one of our soldiers deserves a hero's welcome upon returning to US soil. God Bless them all.

The story is called "Welcome Stop for Warriors" by Tony Perry and is on the front page of
www.losangelestimes.com today too.

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Good morning,

I just reread my post from yesterday and realized that it may have appeared that I was on the cusp of a religious conversion or something. Don't worry, I'm not. I just liked the part of yesterday's post that espouses kindness to one another.

Maybe that's just because I live in a big city and I'm tired of people leaning on their horns if I haven't shifted into gear and blasted away from a stoplight at 90 MPH one second after it turned green :)

Several weeks ago I was standing in line in Sav-on when an elderly man in a wheelchair had to ask a lady in line to step back so he could maneuver through the store. She seemed fearful that he was trying to cut into the line in front of her and she pointedly informed him that he couldn't. The poor guy indicated that he was just attempting to move to a different part of the store and the line was blocking his access. Afterwards the woman was slightly embarrassed and she turned to the couple behind her and said: "Well, I have to watch out for #1 because no one else will."

It was kind of a weird moment in a mean city.

- XXOO Tanya

Monday, April 18, 2005

Good afternoon,

This was sent to me by a friend the other day and I thought I'd share it:

Numbers tell only part of the story. Whatever one thinks of Christianity, the history of Jesus gave birth to a new, lasting vision of the origins and destiny of human life, a vision drawn from the religion's deep roots in Judaism. Everyone is created in God's image; there is, as Paul said, "neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus"; all are equal, special, worthy. In the Christian world view, says the Roman Catholic theologian George Weigel, "we are not congealed stardust, an accidental byproduct of cosmic chemistry. We are not just something, we are someone." The promise at the heart of the faith: that God, as the fourth-century church father Athanasius said, "was made man that we might be made gods."

As the search goes on for so many along so many different paths, Paul offers some reassuring words for the journey: "Be at peace among yourselves ... encourage the faint-hearted, help the weak, be patient with them all. See that none of you repays evil for evil, but always seek to do good to one another and to all. Rejoice always, pray constantly, give thanks ... hold fast what is good, abstain from every form of evil"—wise words for all of us, whatever our doubts, whatever our faith.


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Good afternoon,

There has been lots of stuff all over the news here
about the possibility of the FDA lifting its ban on
silicone breast implants. During a hearing many women
gave what amounted to 12 hours of testimony pleading
with the FDA not to lift the ban. They spoke of
illnesses and deaths that had occurred allegedly
because of silicone breast implant ruptures and
leakages.

I have silicone breast implants and elected to get
silicone implants instead of saline even at the height
of the silicone breast implant hysteria here some
years ago. That was when Dow Corning and the other
implant makers were hit with huge class-action
lawsuits from women who claimed that the silicone
implants were unsafe.

My feeling is that the silicone implants made in the
last 20 years or longer are not unsafe. I have known
of women who blamed their leaking implants for their
own serious illnesses and in every case they had
received their implants before 1980. What I am going
to say next is entirely anecdotal, but it struck a
chord with me as soon as I heard it. It just seems to
have the ring of truth even though this is basically
just uncorroborated thirdhand information.

An acquaintance of mine knows a man who worked for a
company that manufactured some of the first silicone
breast implants. Those implants were put into womens'
bodies and the company realized after the fact that
the industrial-grade type of silicone (or whatever)
they were using would be very dangerous or fatal to
the recipients if the implant ever leaked and that the
design of them might allow a lot of leakages. They
quietly researched the issue and created a safer type
of silicone implant. Now, many decades later the
company will never, ever admit to this.

As I said, I know of women who became seriously ill
with peculiar afflictions they feel were due to their
silicone breast implants. In most cases they were
friends of friends of mine, all of them were dancers,
and all of them received their implants in the 1970s.
One obvious conclusion to that is that it just took a
while for their implants to leak and that those of us
who received implants in the 1990's will eventually
have leakages and illnesses too. I don't believe so
because a lot of these women were already having
health issues in the 1970s and 1980s. Plus, I
personally know other dancers whose post-1980 silicone
implants have leaked and they did not become ill. They
had to have surgery to replace or remove the implants,
of course, but they never had recurring or abnormal
medical afflictions afterwards.

These words almost seems like a waste of my typing because
everything I'm writing is based on hearsay. Even I
don't actually have substantive reason to believe what
I'm writing, but yet it all feels like the truth on
some intuitive level. So much for my contribution to
research science :)

Nothing I've written will ever be proven, but I just
can't shake the feeling that it is the truth.

-- XXOO Tanya



Sunday, April 10, 2005

Hi,

My friend Jay has built a new Yahoo group for me!


groups.yahoo.com/group/devoted2tanya



--XXOO Tanya

Friday, April 08, 2005

If someone read the whole story below to me and deleted all reference to where it happened I would still know that this incident occurred in Texas. Texas is the only state I know of in which major metropolitan newspapers have entire sections covering highschool football. By "entire sections" I'm not referring to pages within the sports section itself, I'm talking about another daily sports section that features nothing but highschool football news and is an entity unto itself.

My sister and I grew up in California, but she later went on to teach highschool in the Dallas public school system. In her words: "The way the kids look at it is that either you're a football player or you're a cheerleader or you're a loser." She said the attitude was very deeply entrenched. I hope she sends my nieces and nephew to school in California. They are nice kids and I'd hate to see them turn into complete nimrods just because they're growing up in Texas.



Texas High School Football Coach Shot


CANTON, Texas (April 7) - The father of a high school football player shot and wounded the coach with an assault rifle Thursday and fled in a pickup loaded with weapons, claiming to have a hit list, authorities said.

Jeffrey Doyle Robertson, 45, was captured a few hours later, after his truck was found abandoned near a golf course outside Canton. Robertson was carried out of the woods on a stretcher.

Police were trying to establish the motive for the shooting of Canton High coach Gary Joe Kinne.

But Police Chief Mike Echols said Robertson had been banned from campus and told not to attend school functions. Robertson had had confrontations with some of the coaches, including Kinne, who took over the football program in 2003, authorities said. Kinne's son was the team's quarterback.

According to one parent, Robertson had complained last year that his son was being picked on by his teammates.

Kinne was shot with an AK-47 rifle in the chest at the school's field house, officials said. He was airlifted to a hospital in nearby Tyler; his condition was not immediately released.

Robertson said he had a hit list, according to state Homeland Security spokeswoman Sophie Yanez.

An athlete's father, Steve Smith, said Robertson had threatened to kill Smith's son last year over an on-field teasing.

"He's a very high-strung, hot-tempered individual," said Smith, a Canton business owner.

Smith told the Tyler newspaper that Robertson's son, then a freshman football player, was walking off the field when some older students "razzed" him.

"This guy blew up," Smith said. "He thought some kids were picking on his son. My son wasn't even the one who said anything. But he threatened to kill him."

Smith said he complained to the school and police. Robertson was never charged.

A local restaurant cashier said Robertson had a reputation in Canton, about 60 miles east of Dallas.

"I wouldn't say he was respected. But he was well-known," said Sister's Cafe cashier Diane Price, who said she has known Robertson for 37 years because he attended high school with her daughter. ___

(Associated Press writers Anabelle Garay and Bobby Ross Jr. in Dallas contributed to this report. )


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

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-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Strippers Have Their Day in Court

Holly and I had a court date on the same day. Turns out we both had some issues with reckless driving. We'd never met before, but we got to chatting in the courtroom when the judge took a brief recess. Holly's conservative apparel could not conceal her firm, full 38DDDs. I wondered aloud why she had not been able to sweet-talk her way out of the 115 MPH ticket she'd received on Interstate 10. Holly rolled her eyes and said she could not even stomach the idea of flirting with some nimrod cop. Wow! It was like we were sisters seperated at birth! I invited Holly back to my apartment after we had both paid $1000 fines and been sentenced to hundreds of hours of Caltrans highway work. Upon arrival at my place I was very much looking forward to openning up a bottle of cheap wine and kicking back. The moment was shattered when my new friend Holly started becoming rude and sarcastic. Among other things she even asked me if I always dressed like a dowdy schoolteacher! There was no way that I was going to take that kind of shit in my own home so I ripped off my suit jacket, squared my shoulders and prepared to do battle with my 36DDs. Holly and I agreed to a no-holds-barred sexual test of wills in which the first woman to make the other one cum would be the WINNER. Just check inside the Playhouse to see who emerged victorious in this contest of c*nts..


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, March 25, 2005

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Pantyhose-clad, Brawling Strippers!

Jewell and I were wearing pantyhose because we were attending the wedding of a conservative friend of ours. We wanted to look respectable in front of her family and any eligible bachelors that might be there. Maybe they would not guess we were strippers. At least not until we were schlocked out of our minds on the free booze. In any case I was carefully styling my hair and applying my makeup when Jewell decided to "be funny" and blast me straight in the face with her hair dryer. I stared at my dishevelled appearance in the mirror for a second before I snatched the dryer from her hands and prepared to bash in her laughing face with it. Last Thursday's update in the Playhouse tells the rest of the story..


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Hello,

Is it disturbing to anyone else that Scott Peterson was convicted and sentenced to death?

In all likelihood he did savagely murder his wife and unborn child, but his conviction is still unsettling because it was based entirely on circumstantial evidence. He's been given the death penalty in a case comprised solely of circumstantial evidence. I don't see how any jury and a judge can be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt of his guilt when there were really no solid incriminating facts presented to them.

Ever since O.J. was acquitted I've had grave doubts about the fairness and efficacy of our court system. In that case it was UNBELIEVABLE that he was not convicted, but in many other cases it's equally incredible that the defendants were found guilty. Every year more and more death row inmates are exonerated by DNA evidence. Many of these folks have already been in prison for decades. The appeals process in capital cases is exhaustive and yet they just keep finding more innocent people on Death Row who have been languishing there for long periods of time.

My opinion is that every US citizen should be alarmed by the conviction and the death sentence handed to Scott Peterson. I suspect that he's not innocent but our court system has become a mockery if someone can be sentenced to death solely on the basis of circumstances and conjecture.

Of course no one is here to read about my views on the subject but I still feel compelled to vent my spleen ;)

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, March 13, 2005

For a sneak peek at my latest catfight action please visit my free site at
www.headlock.us !

-- XXOO Tanya
Last week I went over to Summer's new house and she proudly showed me the sapling she had planted in her dining room. I was in utter disbelief but knew my shock would be nothing next to that of her landlords' when they saw the hole she'd created in their ceiling to make room for her tree. It sounded like fun to call and tell them all about it since Summer had evidently not been planning to let them in on the secret until she vacated the place at the end of her year lease. She went ballistic when I tried to make a run for the phone and she used her whole 95-pound frame to body slam me before she smashed my head into her new tree! I don't know what was more astonishing: her eco-terrorism or her dirty fighting techniques. Check out last Thursday's update and you be the judge.

-- xxoo Tanya

Sunday, March 06, 2005

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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Hello,

Please check out today's new military-themed update to the Playhouse.

As always, I join millions of other Americans in sending my love and prayers to our troops who are bravely serving our country around the world.

-- XXOO Tanya

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Hmmm...... I'm trying to figure out how to post links and pictures in this little box and have them open up OUTSIDE the box when somebody clicks on them....

Nude Paradise

Maybe this one will work. I won't know until it is "published" :)

-- XXOO Tanya
Nude Paradise
Fitness Runway - Showcase Of The Hottest Fitness & Bikini Models, Photo Galleries, Portfolios & Much More!

Friday, February 25, 2005


* FREE PREVIEW at www.headlock.us !*

ROOKIE STRIPPER


Lonnie has only been dancing about a year. To be a true veteran stripper you have to have at least 3 years underneath your g-string. Since she is two years shy of the benchmark she has not yet cultivated the deep, seething anger that is attendant to the profession. Yeah, the smart dancers make enough money to compensate for the idiocy they encounter at work, but they end up with a lot of animosity that must be meted out to random but vexing individuals at various moments. It's best to wait for a deserving vessel and then unleash torrents of pent-up abuse upon that hapless person. The key words are "vexing" and "deserving." All you have to do is wait and, sure enough, some moron will do something vexing enough to make them deserving of your punishment. Trust me. It always happens that way. Last Tuesday a drunk, dumbass broad tested my patience and I got into it with her. The end result had that fat bitch chugging a drink out of the toilet. Lonnie thought it was all really funny and I tried to point out to her that she would soon begin to understand why I had such a bad temper. She began playfighting with me and I had to try and force myself to gear up for a second battle in less than 10 minutes!

The full spectacle is inside the Playhouse. A free preview is at www.Headlock.us !

-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Hello,

I received this in an e-mail from Darla Crane www.darlacrane.net this morning:

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -- Hunter S. Thompson 1937-2005


-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, February 21, 2005

Oh, my gosh. I just read that Hunter S. Thompson shot himself yesterday and I'm shocked. It's not often that my mouth falls open and I sit rooted to the spot. I'm not even sure why exactly I'm so surprised.

Are they sure that he really shot himself?

I was turned on to Hunter S. Thompson in college in a popular literature class and he's been one of my favorite authors since. It's very rare for me to have any interest in seeing people whose work I admire, but I'd always wanted to see Hunter Thompson. Not meet him, just observe him and see what vibe I got off him. His work always fascinated me and left me wanting to fathom the complexity of the man behind it.

Same thing with Larry McMurtry. He's still alive, right? Just kidding.

Those two men have -yikes, Thompson is no longer present tense!- some genius that gave them the ability to capture the spirit of American culture in a way that no other author I've read has. In a strange way it was unfortunate that either of their works were turned into movies because no movie could capture the brilliance of their writing. I saw a bit of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and it made me sad. Movie adaptations of great books are upsetting.

Another twisted irony is that a lot of people might have heard of "Lonesome Dove," but may only know it as a miniseries that was on TV. To me "Lonesome Dove" is the great American novel. I hope that Larry McMurtry is still alive and well and typing on his maual typewriter in Texas.

May Hunter S. Thompson rest in peace.

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Good evening,

It's another rainy night in Los Angeles and I'm proud to announce that today I have figured out how to post (some) links here in my journal. It only took me slightly over 2 years.

Here's a link from some nice nice folks who have helped deliver traffic to my online calendar at www.BlondeIsland.us :


Visit Blonde Island


-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, February 18, 2005

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Good evening,

We slightly redesigned the front page here. No more Photo of the Day. Should you happen to miss the daily photo please visit my 2005 calendar at www.BlondeIsland.us . There are a lot of non-blondes there- for some reason I just liked the sound of "Blonde Island." Maybe that was because it sounds like a tropical and sunny place where women would be running around in scanty apparel. We've had record rainfall here in L.A. these past few months. Both the building I moved out of and my new residence have needed new roofs. I just had to look up "roof" just now in the dictionary to see if "rooves" was the plural form of "roof." You'd think I'd be pretty well-acquainted with roofing terminology after calling 600 different contractors to see if I could get one to show up, but I guess I'm not.

In any case, I started building www.BlondeIsland.us when I was living with a wet carpet, damaged futon, and a tarp over this building. At the time it seemed fitting to include an inspirational quotation with each photo so that tradition lives on.


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Hello,

Check out a free preview of today's vicious catfight between me & Jewell Marceau at my catfight preview site www.Headlock.us !


-- XXOO Tanya
CATERWAULING STRIPPERS in the Playhouse!!

Jewell and I dance at the same club. The other night we were both in the dressing room area taking a cigarette break. She began whining about what a bad night she was having but I was not inclined to give her any sympathy. Why should I? I'd been having a GREAT night and the next best thing to the money was being able to lord it over all the other girls. I counted my bills as she was telling me her tale of woe and then I sat there fanning my face with my wad as she stared dejectedly at the industrial carpet. She actually didn't seem as demoralized as possible so I waved a single dollar bill at her and laughingly told her that I'd donate it to her if she "worked for it." That pissed her off and she called me a "slut." What an overused word. I rolled my eyes and prepared to leave the room when she tried to grab the wad of money out of my hand! I hadn't seen such a money-grubbing, desperate stripper since I left the Spearmint Rhino in London! Then, get this, she started ripping the bills in half and informed me that she was too good to "slut around" for dollar bills in the lap dance booths like me and she could think of a few ways to split my legs open even wider than they usually were!

Things quickly degenerated into one of the nastiest, no-holds-barred melees that I've ever experienced. Check inside my Playhouse to see the carnage..


There's also a 100% FREE photo preview of this and other battles at www.headlock.us !


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Everybody thinks the waitress outfits at Hooters are sexy. Personally, I get sick of wearing the gigantic orange pantaloon shorts and I didn't appreciate Jasae talking shit about them the other day either. She works at one of those trendy little "60's" -themed diners and she needs to shut the fuck up. She unzips her uniform dress so low that her tits are practically rubbing against the bacon and eggs she's serving. When I pointed THAT out to her she told me to take a spicy buffalo wing and shove it up my ass.

Enough of the profanity-laced diatribe: suffice it to say that tensions run high in the diner business. Just go inside my Playhouse and look at today's update to see Jasae and me REALLY going off on each other!


-- XXOO Tanya

P.S.
Come see a 100% FREE preview of our grease-fueled rage at www.ultimateindignity.com !

Friday, January 28, 2005

When I was in highschool there was a creepy janitor named Tom Thomas or Pete Peters or something. He lived on the campus in a shed behind the gym. Over the years I've run into other people with names like Rob Roberts, Steven Stevens, etc. Why do their parents do that to them?

One night Mackenzie Mack was making more money than I was at the club we dance at. She's thin, toned, and pretty and has big tits. I felt positive that she was preventing me from having a profitable evening because she looked better than I did. She was getting lap dances left and right and guys were throwing tons of money at her every time she went on stage. I had to do something to piss her off and make her as miserable as I was. I couldn't think of anything else to insult her about so I asked her if she had come up her redundant stage name just to align herself with the ranks of white trash everywhere. She grabbed me really fucking hard by my hair and the battle was on..


The ensuing melee was photographed for posterity and is now inside my Playhouse.


* There's also a FREE photo preview of this gritty brawl at my
100% FREE catfight preview site www.UltimateIndignity.com !



-- XXOO Tanya

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Good morning,

The below essay is one of the first things I saw online this morning. It was of particular interest to me because it was written by a veteran and I do feel that those who have served our country have a very important perspective on war since they have firsthand experience of it.

I'm very supportive of our troops and am deeply grateful for their bravery and willingness to fight for our country, but I don't believe they should still be risking their lives in Iraq. It makes me a little queasy to say that because many of our troops must be affected of the anti-war sentiment at home. Still, I love our troops and just wish they could come home.



The following article is reprinted from www.bruderhof.com :

Support Our Troops: Bring Them Home



Howard Zinn


We must withdraw our military from Iraq, the sooner the better. The reason is simple: Our presence there is a disaster for the American people and an even bigger disaster for the Iraqi people.

It is a strange logic to declare, as so many in Washington do, that it was wrong for us to invade Iraq but right for us to remain. A recent New York Times editorial sums up the situation accurately: ``Some 21 months after the American invasion, United States military forces remain essentially alone in battling what seems to be a growing insurgency, with no clear prospect of decisive success any time in the foreseeable future.''

And then, in an extraordinary non sequitur: ``Given the lack of other countries willing to put up their hands as volunteers, the only answer seems to be more American troops, and not just through the spring, as currently planned. . . . Forces need to be expanded through stepped-up recruitment.''

Here is the flawed logic: We are alone in the world in this invasion. The insurgency is growing. There is no visible prospect of success. Therefore, let's send more troops? The definition of fanaticism is that when you discover that you are going in the wrong direction, you redouble your speed.

In all of this, there is an unexamined premise: that military victory would constitute ``success.''

Conceivably, the United States, possessed of enormous weaponry, might finally crush the resistance in Iraq. The cost would be great. Already, tens of thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands, have lost their lives (and we must not differentiate between ''their'' casualties and ''ours'' if we believe that all human beings have an equal right to life.) Would that be a ``success''?

In 1967, the same arguments that we are hearing now were being made against withdrawal in Vietnam. The United States did not pull out its troops for six more years. During that time, the war killed at least one million more Vietnamese and perhaps 30,000 U.S. military personnel.

We must stay in Iraq, it is said again and again, so that we can bring stability and democracy to that country. Isn't it clear that after almost two years of war and occupation we have brought only chaos, violence and death to that country, and not any recognizable democracy?

Can democracy be nurtured by destroying cities, by bombing, by driving people from their homes?

There is no certainty as to what would happen in our absence. But there is absolute certainty about the result of our presence -- escalating deaths on both sides.

The loss of life among Iraqi civilians is especially startling. The British medical journal Lancet reports that 100,000 civilians have died as a result of the war, many of them children. The casualty toll on the American side includes more than 1,350 deaths and thousands of maimed soldiers, some losing limbs, others blinded. And tens of thousands more are facing psychological damage in the aftermath.

Have we learned nothing from the history of imperial occupations, all pretending to help the people being occupied?

The United States, the latest of the great empires, is perhaps the most self-deluded, having forgotten that history, including our own: our 50-year occupation of the Philippines, or our long occupation of Haiti (1915-1934) or of the Dominican Republic (1916-1924), our military intervention in Southeast Asia and our repeated interventions in Nicaragua, El Salvador and Guatemala.

Our military presence in Iraq is making us less safe, not more so. It is inflaming people in the Middle East, and thereby magnifying the danger of terrorism. Far from fighting ''there rather than here,'' as the President has claimed, the occupation increases the chance that enraged infiltrators will strike us here at home.

In leaving, we can improve the odds of peace and stability by encouraging an international team of negotiators, largely Arab, to mediate among the Sunnis, Shiites and Kurds and work out a federalist compromise to give some autonomy to each group. We must not underestimate the capacity of the Iraqis, once free of both Saddam Hussein and the U.S. occupying army, to forge their own future.

But the first step is to support our troops in the only way that word support can have real meaning -- by saving their lives, their limbs, their sanity. By bringing them home.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Check out FREE photo previews of my latest Playhouse updates at

www.chromegirls.net !


-- XXOO Tanya

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Yesterday in the Playhouse:

Goldie was just livid that I showed up late for a shoot with her. In her snottiest British accent she inquired if I was too STU-pid to know how to read a clock. Hmmmm....... I'd never once shown up on time ever for any shoot in my entire career thus far in my life so why was she asking me this? Goldie had known me for a while so why would she expect me to be prompt? Was she serious? Wasn't she mildly surprised that I'd shown up at all? There were too many questions and I found myself getting defensive about the fact that I was being forced to ponder my inadequacies and irresponsible behavior so I shoved her hard enough in the chest to nearly propel one of her gigantic tits through her body and out her backside..

(FREE PHOTO PREVIEW at www.ultimateindignity.com !)

-- XXOO Tanya



Monday, January 17, 2005

Hello,

I mentioned on the Playhouse bulletin board a few days ago that I have been experimenting with building websites. I wanted to set up some free sites to give a preview of what's inside the Playhouse here at xxxtanya.com. For some reason I ended up seperating the catfight photos from the rest of the stuff. The free catfight preview site is:

www.ultimateindignity.com


The free glamour/sex site is:

www.chromegirls.net


My free, exotic 2005 calendar is:

www.blondeisland.us


There are no pop-ups or annoying things at any of them.

Enjoy!


-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

New catfight in the Playhouse today:

Devil in Sheer Pantyhose

Summer Cummings had recommended me for a job and I did not show up for it. Or call to say I wasn't coming. For a few weeks I wondered just how mad she was. Finally I screwed up my courage and rang her up on the phone since the worst she could do was hang up on me. Instead, to my amazement, she was really nice when we spoke. What a relief! She understood that I was just a complete idiot and mentioned that she had never really expected much out of me anyways. After all, I'd been a moron for as long as she'd known me. She reassured me that she had accepted my limitations years ago. In fact, she went on, she had once read research on bovine behavior indicating that cattle were so stupid that they never deviated from a very limited range of actions. Summer went on to tell me that she realized that I, like the cattle, had an organic deficiency that prevented me from altering my habits and becoming a successful model and a productive citizen. It was merely my destiny to live the existence of a lower life form.

Yeah, Summer was going overboard wth the insults and calling me a dumb cow, but I was just so happy to be her friend again. She even accepted my invitation to come over for a drink. On the appointed day we were hanging out at my place laughing and talking just like old times when out of nowhere she grabbed a handful of my hair!! I almost jumped out of my sheer-to-the-waist pantyhose! Turned out that all that bonhomie on the phone had been just a ruse to get herself within grappling distance of me..


-- XXOO Tanya

P.S. Check out a mini- photo preview of our petty but violent dispute at www.ultimateindignity.com !

Monday, January 10, 2005

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Tuesday, January 04, 2005

I was in my dressing quarters putting the final touches on my makeup before a hot date. A few days earlier I had met a really cute guy at the Taco Bell drive-thru and he was sitting in my living room waiting to take me out. When I emerged from the bathroom wearing my sexy outfit and freshly coiffed hair I found my roommate Misti posing for naked photos in our kitchen while my date snapped away with a disposable camera. I stood there in slack-jawed disbelief until Misti saw me and hastily put on her clothes. There was no reason to even ask for excuses- I steered Misti by one of her giant tits into the living room and our battle for supremacy began..

-- XXOO Tanya


Sunday, January 02, 2005

Happy New Year 2005!!!

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Sometimes I look at old pictures where I was thin and tan and it makes me think I should be making more of an effort these days. Those are just my private thoughts though. I don't appreciate it when random people take it upon themselves to point out how much better I looked when I used to work out a lot and didn't drink every day. In fact, it makes me downright angry when people do that. I've had enough trouble justifying my existence lately without well-intentioned idiots trying to counsel me into having a healthier lifestyle. Goldie made that mistake when we were at a shoot yesterday. I'm happy to report that I can still EASILY kick her ass even in my perpetually hungover, fattened state. That having been said I will admit that my diminished awareness probably did prevent me from seeing her reach for that bottle of chloroform. Please check inside the Playhouse to see the photographic evidence of my sloth and her contemptible, cheating ways.

Whatever happened to a fair fight?

-- XXOO Tanya

Monday, December 27, 2004

Since a few people have asked....here's the sordid story behind last Tuesday's update:

I had invited Stacy Burke over for a relaxing dip in the pool and a few drinks. Of course my unspoken hope was that her visit would lead to a little something in the romance department. When I finally lured her into my bedroom after four Long Island ice teas in the hot sun I thought she would be good to go. Imagine my shock when she rebuffed my advances and then landed a fist in my stomach!! That little blonde bimbo is feistier than you would ever believe, particularly with what must have been a blood alcohol content of at least 2.0..

-- XXOO Tanya

Friday, December 24, 2004

Good evening,

Tonight on Christmas Eve I want to send my heartfelt thanks and love to our troops stationed around the world. Words always seem inadequate, but I know that I speak for many when I say that all of you are always in the prayers of Americans at home.

Thank you all for your noble endeavors and sacrifices.

With much love,

Tanya
Merry Christymas Eve! Merry Christmas Eve! Merry Christmas Eve!

-- XXOO Tanya

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Hello,

The past 2 days have been pretty rough. I'll tell you about it on the Playhouse bulletin board so I don't air all of my dirty laundry on the front page and scare away any unacquainted passersby.

In other happier news there is a brand-new SUPERHEROINE PAGE inside the Playhouse which we are updating weekly. The current video clip features the very noble but gullible Power Girl suffering alarming indignities at the hands of the ultra-busty, nefarious Batlady (!!)

Other installments of the XXX Power Girl saga include evil-doing and sodomy inflicted by the freakishly sadistic, perverted (but very well-endowed) UK Catwoman. Her brand of torment is nearly equalled by that of dark Satana who plots her own defilement of the fairhaired Power Girl.

If Power Girl ever had the self-restraint and emotional maturity to ignore the hot bodies, big boobs, and physical charms of her enemies the world would be a more peaceful place.

Maybe she should strap on her Supersuit a little tighter to prevent herself from falling prey to the endless array of bodacious, cunning villainesses trolling through her neighborhood...

-- XXOO Tanya


Thursday, December 16, 2004

A few hours ago I learned that my friend Jim Holliday has passed away. Jim was a well-known director for VCA Pictures and had made his career in adult videos since the early seventies. I have many significant memories of being on Jim's sets which were referred to by many as "Jimmyland." Jim was a friend who would chat for hours on the phone with me, usually late at night. Topics ranged from sports, betting, porn, music, the vagaries of life, and often back to sports and betting. Having played football at the University of Ohio Jim still liked to get a little "action" in on sports, particularly football. Before Jim I had not even know what a "point spread" was.

Jim loved the desert and in recent years most of his shoots had taken place, at least in part, in an isolated set out in the Mojave Desert. I was a part of each one of those shoots and I shared his appreciation of the desert and the desert winds. By coincidence, or maybe not, I am booked for a shoot at that very same isolated set in the Mojave Desert this weekend.

Last week on the Playhouse bulletin board I discussed my plans to retire from shooting for anything other than my own website. No sooner than I had made my decision to do so than I was asked to be a part of a really interesting project out in the Mojave. I chose to do what Jim had always counselled me to do: work selectively and pick only the best opportunities.

This weekend I will be in the blustery, desolate Mojave shooting what I suspect will be one of the more memorable videos of my career, and undoubtedly feeling Jim's spirit out there amidst the howling winds, gravelly sand, and spindly cacti.

May Jim rest in peace. The experiences of Jimmyland will dance in my mind forever.

-- XXOO Tanya

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

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Wednesday, December 01, 2004

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